My childhood sweetheart has been a little weird lately

Chapter 61 Burning

Every time we meet, Mr. Zhuge's attire can surprise Su Bai.

If someone spreads a rumor that boys from science and engineering majors have poor clothing quality, Su Bai will take Mr. Zhuge as an example and tell them that the clothing quality cannot be said to be poor, but it can only be said to be a little bit far from the aesthetics of normal people.

Today, Mr. Zhuge is wearing a purple casual suit (Bling Bling sequins are pasted on the chest and back), black and white striped trousers, flaming red hole shoes, and a string of skulls around his neck Head necklace... This level of insanity, with a scar on the corner of her mouth, she can blow up the hospital!

Zhuge Yanhui, male, 30 years old, just ten years older than Su Bai, was once a genius boy admitted to Qinghua at the age of 14, and now he is the youngest Jieqing of Ninghai University of Science and Technology, a middle-aged man with an abnormal mind.

"Jieqing" is an academic title, and middle age is an objective description. This is not in conflict. After all, in the world of scientific research, anyone under the age of 45 is considered a youth. This principle is like a graduate who writes self-media while at home is considered a flexible employment. Same, it is an irrefutable truth.

"Ahhh, Xiaobai! It's really been a long time. You've been in Ninghai for so long, but you don't even come to play with me. I'm so sad..."

"Forget about the nasty words, and, please let go of me quickly, don't try to slap my ass."

"Okay... hey, you really are not as interesting when you grow up." Zhuge sighed regretfully, and turned to look at Xia Jiangyue, "Xiaoyue is here too, tsk tsk, what are you two?"

coming!

Su Bai smiled crookedly, and embraced Xia Jiangyue. She didn't seem to be mentally prepared. She staggered and leaned on Su Bai's body, grabbing the clothes on Su Bai's chest with her small hands.

"We're together, we're living together now."

"Oh?" Zhuge dragged his voice, "Really?"

"Hmm..." Xia Jiangyue answered weakly, so she could only put her small face into Su Bai's arms.

Su Bai felt very happy for no reason, and patted Xia Jiangyue's shoulder lightly, "Oh, baby, she's shy..."

"Huh? Baby?" Zhuge seemed to have heard something extraordinary, his eyes lit up, "Oh, you two are really shameless...Baby... Puff~"

"Don't make the sound of "噗噗" that only appears on anime cute girls!It's really disgusting!And, do you usually look like this in front of students? "

"if not?"

"...I very much doubt your prestige within the research group."

"What is prestige, can I eat it?" Zhuge shook his head, "Okay, okay, let me in first... What do you want to eat today?"

Su Bai pointed at the dining table: "Boiled pork slices, boiled okra, these are our dishes, you can just eat shredded potatoes with cold salad."

"Ugh! My heart hurts so much. Is the friendship between us worth only a dish of cold potato shreds? Why don't you give me the whole thing!"

"There is no friendship between us." Su Bai was expressionless, "If it weren't for the fact that you are my father's student, you should be rummaging through the trash can with the stray cat downstairs now."

"Please, Yuhai Mansion is the top real estate in Ninghai no matter what, where are the stray cats?"

Seeing the two of them making jokes, Xia Jiangyue felt it was funny: "Okay, okay... Thank you, Mr. Zhuge, for helping us choose courses."

"Should be." Zhuge waved his hands, looking very indifferent, "You two have liked to be conjoined twins since childhood, and as elders, of course, I should help you...Don't call me a teacher, you are more of a stranger, call me Uncle will be fine."

"Okay, Uncle Zhuge."

Su Bai covered his face, not knowing what expression to use.

Although this guy is only 12 years older than them, he likes to pretend to be old. In this era when 45-year-old aunts who are about to lose their youth status in the academic sense like to call themselves sisters, Zhuge Yanhui, who is only 30 years old, is willing to be an uncle ...

It's weird enough.

The three of them ate for a while, Zhuge was full of praise for Su Bai's craftsmanship, and drank half a bottle of red wine by the way.

Seeing that this guy has something in his stomach, and his thinking is not too wandering, Su Bai said, "I'm a married man now... So, please don't try to take me to those illegal places in the future.

"Oh, I understand, so you can go when you don't have a family." Zhuge looked regretful. I draw a clear line... Men don't have a good thing! Hmph!"

"Let's not talk about whether there is any problem with your logic, you actually scolded yourself!"

Xia Jiangyue sullenly said, "Uncle Zhuge, Su Bai doesn't like prostitutes, you should give up."

"Yes, yes!" Su Bai also sullenly.

Zhuge stroked his clean-shaven chin, pondered for a moment, and said quietly, "You didn't tell me that in private."

"?"

"You said that you like to burn."

"Ah?" Su Bai was puzzled, "When did I say that?"

Zhuge tapped on the phone and called up a video.

Judging from the background of the video, it was the Ching Ming Festival the year before last, Mr. Su took Su Bai to climb the mountain, and several students from the research group also followed, of course there was Zhuge Yanhui, the coquettish and cheap.

"...What kind of woman do you like? Well, it's hard to say."

"Then, let's simplify the question - what kind of woman chases you and makes you fall in love?"

"Just take the initiative... I still prefer to be seduced, yes, I like to be passive."

"What kind of seduction?"

"Looks, expressions, movements...the so-called seduction must be all-round. Well, it is the kind that makes me feel deep love in every detail."

"Damn, isn't this just burning!"

"Ah, yes, yes, almost. I like to burn it, and it's only for me!"

"..."

The video is over.

The air is quiet.

It seemed that Zhuge's maniacal laughter was extraordinarily arrogant.

"Hahahaha... In the past three years, Xiaobai has rarely spoken his heart to me! Woohoo, Si Guo~yi! Ta~ Nuoxi!"

"Your uncle!" Su Baihong yelled, "I drank too much! I'm crazy after drinking!"

"I think you are telling the truth after drinking... Hey, so, Xiaoyue, you have to keep an eye on him. Although you are together, I have every reason to believe that Xiaobai can't help but taste it occasionally. Wild flowers, after all, you are a pure type, and Xiaobai likes to burn..."

Xia Jiangyue was too shocked to speak.

Su Bai was so angry that he pushed Zhuge out of the house.

See off guests early.

"Fuck off... good you, Mr. Zhuge, don't even think about stepping into my house in the future!"

In the elevator, Su Bai was furious, while Zhuge bent over with a smile.

Su Bai kicked him, Zhuge dodged wittily, and the smile suddenly stopped on his face: "I'm giving you an assist, thank me soon."

"what?"

"You haven't (beep——)?"

"what?"

"Don't be surprised, it's easy to find out, it can be seen from the physical contact between you." Zhuge said seriously, "(Beep——) Couples who have been together will be much closer when they are close together."

Su Bai was silent for a moment: "So?"

"So I'll stimulate her to speed up the process."

"..."

I can thank you so much!
(End of this chapter)