Don't panic, the family boss is busy farming

Chapter 77 True Urine Escape (ask for a monthly ticket)
The atmosphere in the hall became weird, you didn't speak, and I didn't speak, and my eyes lingered between the dead guard and Xu Da.

This reaction was completely different from what Xu Da expected.

From the moment he took the shot, he was already prepared for either your death or my death. Unexpectedly, no guards came in to arrest him.

That's very... puzzling!

Xu Da stood in the middle of the hall with his hands behind his back, glanced lightly and pointed at himself. The prefect Yuan Song, whose lips were trembling but hesitant to speak, decided to build a step for himself.

"Ahem!" He made a fist and coughed lightly on his lips twice. Seeing Yuan Song looking over, he said with an embarrassed smile:

"I'm sorry, life and death are at stake, and the attack is a bit harsh. I really didn't intend to offend you. I hope you will forgive me."

Master Bo reacted the fastest, and immediately asked the dead guard to be carried out, and replaced it with a brand new blanket, as if nothing had happened just now.

Yuan Song also came to his senses, he had intended to solicit, but he had doubts about Xu Da's identity, so he tried again and again.

But now seeing that he not only doesn't care about the guards drawing their swords, but also has the intention of being humble and obedient, with a big wave of his hand, the maids and servants come out in a file, bring in some cushions, serve wine and food, put on a posture, and plan to have a good time with Xu Da Talk about salary issues.

The two took their seats, as if they had just met for the first time. You laughed and I laughed, but they couldn't detect each other's true thoughts. After some probing, Yuan Song also noticed Xu Da's rejection, and his expression changed slightly.

Xu Da raised the wine glass in front of him and toasted with a smile, but he was sneering in his heart.

In the current situation, his refusal may seem a bit disrespectful to outsiders, but he has already seen through the prefect in front of him, following such a suspicious and seriously ill patient is to pin his head on his belt.

Don't talk about doing a career, it's just doing daily things. If something doesn't go his way, such a "deadly" accident like today may become a common occurrence.

No need to doubt people, no doubt to employ people, Xu Da thinks that even if he wants to condescend to serve, he should be a wise master, not a mediocre talent like Yuan Song who relies on the shadow of his ancestors!

"Come here, pour wine for Mr. Xu!"

Seeing that Xu's big wine glass was empty, Yuan Song told the maid who was serving beside him.

The maid curled up, with a beautiful appearance, a little makeup, low eyebrows and a swan-like long snow-white neck slightly curved, holding a white porcelain exquisite jug, with orchid fingers, pouring wine for Xu Da.

If there is a seemingly nonexistent fragrance rushing towards the face, there is another delicate voice, "Xu Gong please ~", half of the bones are crispy.

Xu Dayi raised his eyebrows, reached out to take the wine glass, and subconsciously wanted to make a provocative sentence, but suddenly the sharp eyes of Wang's bow and arrow were reflected in his mind, and he suddenly became excited, and the three words "beauty" that he was about to blurt out suddenly stopped In his throat, he could only watch helplessly as the maid flicked her long sleeves and floated away.

Gan!
Xu Da picked up the wine glass and raised his head, ready to be strong and cowardly, when suddenly he smelled a wisp of cold air mixed with the beauty's fragrance at the tip of his nose, and the hand holding the wine stopped immediately.

There is poison in this glass of wine!

Yuan Song held up the wine glass in front of him almost immediately, expressing a sincere solicitation, "Grand Xu, please!"

Xu Da secretly cursed: You villain!
The expression on his face changed suddenly, he yelled "嗤", his face immediately turned pale, he hurriedly put down the wine in his hand, stood up with his belly in his hands, looked around anxiously and asked: "Where is the toilet?"

As he asked, he seemed to be unable to bear it anymore, his legs were clamped tightly, and he looked like he was about to be unable to hold back.

Yuan Song's expression turned cold in vain, but seeing that Xu Da's anxious expression did not seem to be fake, thinking that people have three urgencies, he believed it again.

While hesitating, Xu Da had already caught the director and asked the direction of the toilet, and rushed out like the wind.

The chief secretary and Yuan Song looked at each other, took a few guards and followed.

At this time, the latrine was also called the hun (hun) latrine, and hun also referred to the pigsty, and the structure of the pigsty plus the latrine was called the hun toilet.

The latrine is like a small tower, with a total of one and a half floors. The lower half is semi-open and used for raising pigs. The second floor is the hut. Because of the strong smell, it is usually built in the most remote part of the yard, against the courtyard wall. .

People shit on the top, pigs eat shit on the bottom, and the pigs are killed and eaten after they are raised, Xu Da finds the scene exciting even thinking about it!

A suffocating stench hit his face, Xu Da shook his head hastily, shook off the associations about people, feces, and pigs in his mind, lifted the hem of his clothes, and resolutely stepped on the second floor.

The prefect's mansion is rich, and there are more than a dozen pigs in the pigsty at the foot, and they are screaming "lululu", which is very lively.

Xu Da looked at the shit hole under his feet that was bigger than a basin, and then at the pig faces that were looking up urgently. Hearing the inquiry from the master outside the toilet, he gritted his teeth and jumped out of the hole.

There was no sound when it landed, only the hooting of a fat pig.
There is a record in the history books of the Xu family later, the prefect of Hejian brought his ancestors into the mansion and wanted to recruit him as a guest.

Therefore, Xu Yue, the head of the family, gave instructions: My father is very clever!
There was still a chill in the night in early spring, a charcoal basin was burning in the hall, and the wine was warming in the basin, just like the anxiety in Yuan Song's heart at the moment.

He looked at the door for No. 11 times, and asked impatiently, "Why haven't you come back? Could it be that he fell into the toilet and fed the pigs!"

Just as he was shouting and asking, he saw the master led several guards running back in a hurry, shouting as he ran:
"My lord is not well, Xu Da is gone!"

Yuan Songteng slapped the table and stood up: "What's going on! How can such a good person disappear!"

The master secretary was also very puzzled, shaking his head and crying blankly: "I don't know, the officer is guarding outside the toilet, absolutely impossible to let him escape, unless...unless he."

Thinking of a certain way of leaving without going through the bathroom door, the chief clerk couldn't believe that someone could challenge this limit, and was at a loss for words.

Yuan Song was also stunned, but before he went over to see it himself, another guard rushed in shouting: "Eight hundred miles urgent report!"

Urgent report?

Yuan Song paused, took a look at the secret letter handed over by the guard, and his expression changed drastically!

The master stepped forward curiously, and leaned over to take a look. The master and servant looked at each other, and they both saw ecstasy in each other's eyes.

Dong Xing, who hijacked the emperor and tried to command the world, is dead!
Now there is only one fledgling little emperor left in the old city of Luoyang, whoever can arrive at Luoyang first will become the next Dong Xing!
"Quick! Go prepare the chariot and horses, and go to Luoyang immediately to rescue him!"

Yuan Song shouted loudly, his voice trembling with excitement.

The entire prefect's mansion was busy, the torches were lit, and the lights were brightly lit.

Under the temptation of the supreme power, Xu Da, a potential "dangerous element", seemed insignificant.

Because of this, Xu Da successfully fled back home.

He endured humiliation and sneaked out of the toilet, just to give his family enough time to escape.

But he never expected that none of these family members were left, and they all abandoned him!
Looking at the dark and deserted yard in front of him, Xu Da squatted in front of the stove that had already cooled down, silently hugging himself tightly, weak, pitiful, and helpless
(End of this chapter)