Need for Beauty Apartment

"Brother Xiao Ze, it sounds like your accent is not Qilu's, right? Where are you from?" Shi Meng didn't put on airs at all, and asked after calling out his elder brother.

"My hometown is from the countryside of Huizhou, and I just came to Quancheng City." Xiao Ze said directly without thinking.

"Huizhou! I often go to Huizhou, and I'm familiar with it. Where are you from in Huizhou?"

"Xiangcheng City, have you been there?" Xiao Ze smiled.

"Which county?" Shi Meng asked again.

"Fainted, you're doing a census!" Xiao Ze was speechless for a moment.

"That is, since we have arrived at the University of Finance and Economics, we should discuss the beauties of the University of Finance and Economics, the school beauties of the University of Finance and Economics. What kind of hometown are we talking about, how vulgar." Zhu Ruofeng immediately sneered.

Xiao Ze nodded in deep agreement.

"Fatty, when you first came to this school, how did you know that Du Hui and Lin Xiyuan are the school beauties of the University of Finance and Economics? You even know whether they have entered their apartment with a man."

"I read it on the Caida post bar. Since I'm going to be a member of Caida, we have to figure out what beauties there are in Caida and which ones haven't been owned yet." Zhu Ruolong became interested all of a sudden, "Caida The four major campuses of the university are full of beauties. Friends on the road have selected the top ten campus beauties. Anyone who can enter the top ten campus beauties is recognized as a goddess and is the target of thousands of male compatriots. Whoever can follow If they eat a meal and sing a song together, it will definitely attract countless jealousies. In the same way, if there is no top ten school belle, then it is not a school belle, at most it is a department belle."

Zhu Ruolong swallowed, and continued: "Don't you think that the beauty of the school is just beautiful. In our university of finance, there are a lot of beautiful girls. But to become the beauty of the school, it needs a lot of points. .”

"How do you say that?" Xiao Ze and Shi Meng were immediately interested, or in other words, there is no man who is not interested in beautiful women.

Sensing the expectant eyes of the two, Zhu Ruolong continued with satisfaction: "First of all, the school belle must be beautiful, and it is recognized as very beautiful, with temperament. It must have a good figure and a good voice. If it is the master who will bring disaster to the country and the people."

"Hmm!" Xiao Ze and Shi Meng had no objection.

"If you meet this condition, you will only be able to enter the qualifications for the school belle competition. After that, the points will be scored. These beauties, who have been in a relationship once, will be deducted five points. It is reported by the gossip that they have been knocked down by their boyfriends, and two points will be deducted directly." Ten points. If it is done twice or three times, points will continue to be accumulated. Ten points will be deducted for those who have bad habits such as smoking and going to nightclubs. In addition, points will be added for good dancing and singing. In this way, comprehensively, The top ten scores are the school belles. For example, Lin Xiyuan, who is next to us, has only been in love once so far, and kicked that hard-working child after only three days of dating. She is absolutely pure and has no smoking habit. , the paparazzi have only found out that she has been to nightclubs twice so far. Plus the richest second generation of the University of Finance and Economics, it is of course one of the top ten campus beauties of the University of Finance and Economics."

"What about Du Hui!" Xiao Ze immediately said, to be honest, he really likes Du Hui Meimei, and I don't know if it's because of the passion between the two.

"Damn, Du Hui is not the top ten school belle, she is recognized as the number one school belle at all." Zhu Ruolong suddenly revealed a pig's liver and flowing water, "Goddess Du Hui, she is as beautiful as a fairy, and her temperament is refined. Last year's New Year's Day party of the University of Finance and Economics was the best A dazzling star, a master of jazz dance, a tenth grade piano, and a member of the Provincial Writers Association. The most rare thing is that a beauty of this level is doomed to suffer sweet talk and sugar-coated shells from countless beautiful men and handsome men. There are too few who can keep their purity, but Du Hui Meimei has never been touched by any man so far. Even her apartment has been the most mysterious place that men dream of, and no one has ever entered it.

In all the school flower scoring items, there are only points added, not points subtracted.Some people say that Meimei Du Hui may have serious cleanliness, some say that she may be extremely frigid, and some say that she has autism.But no matter what, the goddess that no one can get is the goddess of everyone.In the University of Finance and Economics, Du Hui Meimei is the spiritual girlfriend of all the male colleagues. If anyone touches her, he will definitely be punished by the righteous people like me, and he is guaranteed to die without a place to bury him! "

"Then what if you sleep with her?" Xiao Ze popped out this sentence for no reason.

"Who dares, I'll fight with him... Awow!" Zhu Ruolong jumped three feet excitedly like a fighting cock, screaming!

"Calm down, calm down, I'm just making an analogy!" Xiao Ze hurriedly chose to keep a low profile, if he didn't make it right, the fat man would sit down on him with a pile of meat, and it would really kill someone.

"Humph!" Zhu Ruolong snorted coldly, a pile of fat shaking, and then sat down and drank a glass of water, took a deep breath, and said rather emotionally: "All the beauties in the senior year are far away from us, The top ten campus beauties of the University of Finance and Economics will also be reshuffled. It is estimated that few of the new freshman girls will be able to enter the top ten campus beauties. Like Hui Hui and Lin Xiyuan, when they first entered freshman year, it caused countless people to think about it day and night. It's really sad to think about it."

Xiao Ze and Shi Meng vomited for a while.

The three chatted for a while, and then went back to their bedrooms. After all, they had just moved to school, and there were still a lot of things to pack.At this time, the stomach reminded Xiao Ze of a very serious matter.

Since Du Hui released the pigeons at noon until now, I haven't eaten anything, and now the sun is about to set!The most tragic thing is that in this luxury apartment, all the household appliances and daily necessities you can think of are all available, and they are all brand new high-end products, but there is only one egg, and there is no food or drink.

"I scolded the neighbor next door, living in such a good student apartment, the poor can't even afford instant noodles, and even pretended to return the credit card and cash to that girl." Xiao Ze suddenly wanted to slap himself.

In desperation, Xiao Ze could only ask Zhu Ruofeng for help. With his pig-tube-like appearance, Xiao Ze believed that there must be a lot to eat.

The fact did not disappoint him, Zhu Ruofeng was very happy to dedicate his delicious food to this scourge who had an affair with the school girl, and by the way, he also called Master Meng together, and the three of them had a small dinner party to continue to cultivate their relationship. A plenary meeting was held simultaneously: "Concerning the naming convention of the small apartment."

Zhu Ruofeng succinctly described the topic of this table meeting: "In order to increase the popularity of our apartment among girls, increase the chances of the three bachelors ending their singles quickly, and create a new situation, we need to create an appropriate and comprehensive plan for this apartment. Catchy name, please put forward your own opinions and suggestions below.

Zhu Ruofeng spoke first: "Let me say it first, it is called 'near water building', which means 'the building near the water first gets the moon'. It is romantic and poetic, and it also subtly contains everyone's good wishes, especially when we are opposite. Xiyuan and Nie Xiaoling are two beauties, and the next door opposite is the goddess Du Hui, the time, place and people are perfect, so I have to make a move."

"Yes, Zhou Kang and Wu Jing are still next door to us." Shi Meng's voice sounded out of place.

"Get out!" Shi Meng didn't know what to say, so Xiao Ze and Zhu Ruofeng stared at him directly.