Unlimited Cultivation Players

Chapter 117 Really Selfish

Immortal Crane and Immortal Lu are very busy these days, and it is not easy to find [-] virgins.

You can't go too far, telling the people that we want to exchange children for elixir, not really wanting them to be children.

Even if the common people are really in awe of Shouxian Palace, they will work hard for their children.

This turmoil is not conducive to their actions.

At the longevity banquet the day after tomorrow, they will invite the city lord and the city's dignitaries, just to seduce everyone with longevity. If the city lord comes forward, the common people will be more obedient.

Whether or not the Jiuzhuan Resurrection Pill exists is something else to say, but the Shouxian Pill really exists, and it is the business to find a way to get it first.

A lot of elixirs were used in the Longevity Banquet, and they had to spare time to make them, and they had to let the city lord and dignitaries taste the sweetness before letting them go.

These mortals, you think they are stupid, but in fact they understand better than anyone else.

It's just because of the benefits, the great benefits, that Shouxian Palace is allowed to have such great power here.

To feed these greedy wolves, tigers can hunt without hindrance.

They don't care about Xiao Taotao's matter for the time being, and they will be locked in the magic circle first. After the longevity banquet is over and the city lord comes forward to find the boys and girls, the two real people, Lu He, will be free to ask about the Jiuzhuan Resurrection Pill thing.

In the tasteless hall, Jiu Yuanzi simmered for a while, and when he realized that the two monsters had really left, he turned around boringly and sat back on the chair that the fake brother had turned into.

She is now the same from front to back, unlike Xiao Wanfa who has a cloak that can tell the front from the back.

"Hey, you guys are here to serve me, right? It's boring to wait, so get up and dance for me." Now she didn't call herself the Virgin Mary, and said as she sat there swaggeringly.

The two elder brothers have been found, and these are disciples of Shouxian Palace, so there is no need to pretend anymore.

The Taoists looked at each other and didn't dare to say anything.

They don't want this kind of opportunity, they just want to live to thirty in peace.

For those who want to stand out, just take the initiative to make sure no one competes with him.

"Why, what I said doesn't work?" Jiu Yuanzi slapped Xiao Taoye on the chair, and Yuanzi's fingertips flew out of thin air, circled around her, and suddenly flew towards everyone.

"boom!"

With just one sound, the granite floor was smashed into a hole half a meter deep.

If it weren't for worrying about too much noise and scaring the two monsters over, Jiu Yuanzi could have made the pit even bigger.

She said indifferently: "Jump or not, or die if you don't dance."

"Jump, it's just that we didn't dance well." The Taoist had saved his life, but now they all stood up immediately, standing in two rows and said nervously.

Jiu Yuanzi was just trying to consume their physical strength, so that they would not be tired enough, so they would have other thoughts.

She waved her hands and said, "Jump, you can do anything, just don't stop."

"start."

Under her coercion, the Taoist locked in the magic circle began to dance a strange dance.

Jiu Yuanzi stopped talking, and sat there with his eyes closed to rest his mind.

The Taoists didn't know whether she looked at it or not, she didn't even have a face, and the pink immortality and light were all gone.

Just now they were all fooled by pretending to be the Holy Mother of Peach, but now it looks like an ordinary peach.

In this year, peaches can also deceive people. Is there any trust between people and fruits?

Unable to see Taozi's face, everyone could only dance until they were too tired to move and slumped on the ground.

The sky had long since darkened, and the luminous pearls on the walls of the Wuwei Temple gave off a soft light, replacing the candles.

Seeing that the time was almost up, Jiu Yuanzi suddenly asked, "Why didn't the two elder brothers send someone to deliver the food, I'm hungry."

The Taoists were also hungry, and they danced for a long time, but now they are so hungry that their chests stick to their backs.

But they were locked in the magic circle, and by default nothing else could get in, and other Taoists didn't dare to come and deliver food, so couldn't they be placed outside the magic circle to make people feel uncomfortable?
Jiu Yuanzi asked: "You guys should prepare delicious food for the longevity banquet. Where are you putting it, the kitchen?"

"It's not in the kitchen, it's all in the side hall of Guanxian Temple." The Taoists replied weakly from exhaustion.

"Is it far?"

Jiu Yuanzi jumped up on the chair, scared the Taoists and said hurriedly: "Not far away, the biggest hall here is, other halls can't accommodate so many tables to entertain people."

Then this one is easy to find.

Jiu Yuanzi flew up, "Fake brother, transform."

The fake brother's chair immediately turned into a big white dog, and the two peaches landed on the dog's body, and ran to the edge of the magic circle under the watchful eyes of everyone.

Jiu Yuanzi raised his peach leaf hand and pressed it on the magic circle, a light appeared on the peach leaf, and a magic pattern appeared on the magic circle instantly, and the fake brother jumped out of the magic pattern.

"You guys wait here, I'll go find something to eat and I'll be back." She waved the peach leaves at the Taoists, and rode out of the hall on her false brother.

The Taoists watched her leave blankly, and then walked to the side of the Dharma circle, imitating her, groping around on it, but finally found nothing, feeling lonely.

The pseudo-brother shrunk his figure several times, just big enough to carry two peaches, like a big white mouse scurrying around in the Shouxian Palace.

The largest hall is easy to recognize, and it is not a modern city. The buildings are too tall and hard to find. After walking around for a while, I found the destination.

The Taoists in the Shouxian Palace didn't notice them, and the pseudo-brothers all ran side by side, fast and small.

When he came to the side hall of Guanxian Temple, Jiu Yuanzi took the fake brother back, and Xiao Wanfa had already removed the red coat and returned to the appearance of ordinary delicious peaches.

The two tilted their heads and peeked in from the door, and saw two Taoist priests standing in front of a long table.

The long table is full of all kinds of food, fruits, vegetables and drinks.

Jiu Yuanzi saw the basket containing Gongyang Yan and the others, which was not conspicuous at all among the many foods, mainly it was full of green skin peaches, which made Taozi feel ashamed.

The two Taoists were talking to the food on the table, "It doesn't matter what you say, no matter which family you are from, the longevity banquet the day after tomorrow, you ugly peaches, will be the highlight."

"If you let you go, it will disrupt the boss's plan to treat guests. In order to complete the trial mission, you should bear with it."

Upon hearing this, Jiu Yuanzi sent a voice transmission to Xiao Wanfa, "These two are players, they are really lucky, they are human after coming here, and they even become demons."

At this time, a voice in the basket of peaches scolded: "Don't go too far, we are members of the Xiao family. If you dare to touch us, if you leave the dojo, you will die."

The two Taoist players laughed and said: "Your Xiao family is very prestigious? It's so scary."

"Xiao Yifa was killed by a female monster in public. Xiao Wanfa, the proud son of your Xiao family, is afraid to act like a grandson after he goes."

"When you encounter a strong enemy, you will make compromises, and when you encounter ordinary people like us, you will strike hard. This is the famous Xiao family. It is really scary."

The other party said that he was an old hermaphrodite, and directly mocked the Xiao family.

This made the Xiaojia Maotao in the basket so angry that it almost turned red artificially.

Jiu Yuanzi was a little embarrassed, so he sent a voice transmission to Xiao Wanfa: "I can testify, Xiao Daoyou, you don't look like a grandson, you are a man, a handsome man. If I have such a handsome grandson, it's just me taking advantage. Don't listen to what they say."

"Friend Jiu Daoist, if you feel a little sorry, you shouldn't say this sentence." Xiao Wanfa said via voice transmission.

"..." Jiu Yuanzi thought for a while, and it was indeed a bit bad.

The seniority of mortals is something that makes people difficult to deal with, and if they are not careful, they will offend others.

Just like some men can call each other daddy and daddy.

But if you don't know someone well, just say "I'm your father" and you'll be able to travel three blocks away.

She can't grasp this kind of boundary.

Therefore, Jiu Yuanzi said sincerely: "How about this, I heard that Fellow Daoist Xiao is not married yet, when I leave the ashram, I will introduce you to some little fairies for a blind date."

"What?" Xiao Wanfa was surprised, and introduced the authentic little fairy to him?
Jiu Yuanzi explained: "Yes, when I first came, they asked me to take pictures of some handsome idols, and I haven't had time to talk to them."

"It just so happens that you look good, let me introduce you, and you can contact me with my mobile phone."

She said generously: "I see that you always mention the above things, and you really want to go to heaven, so let me introduce you to some little fairies first."

"At that time, the inside and the outside should cooperate... No, if the time is right, maybe they will come to you on their own initiative. Or take you in quietly and take a look around. It shouldn't be a big problem. They have many ways to hide men."

"Think about it, although the means of cattle herding are disgraceful, but those who sell themselves to bury their fathers can abduct fairies. Although your cultivation base is low, your figure and appearance must be fine."

Xiao Wanfa felt that these words made people feel a little uncomfortable. Is it praise or belittlement?

But the topic of the little fairy still made him very concerned, "They all look the same as you?"

Jiu Yuanzi knew what he was asking, whether it was good or not.

Men can understand.

She laughed and said, "Everyone has its own merits, and there is always the one that makes your heart move. Fairies, how ugly can they be? If you see too many beautiful women, you won't know how good they are."

Gongyang Yan was still under the basket, crying and waiting for Jiu Yuanzi to rescue her.

But she never expected that her wine sister was at the gate at this time, working as a matchmaker, and wanted to introduce a little fairy to Xiao Wanfa to make amends.

I didn't even think about introducing a little male fairy to her, it was really selfish.

　One of my big teeth is loose, and it hurts. I'm afraid I will have to pull out the implant tooth.Why are people not sharks, they can change their teeth at will.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)