Unlimited Cultivation Players
Chapter 239 Don't Let Your Hair Down
Chapter 239 Don't Let Your Hair Down
Taking advantage of dozens of seconds before the start of the dojo, Xiao Wanfa took out something, an anti-bite dog muzzle.
The gift when buying a rabbit is of course not for the rabbit, but the seller wants to lure him to buy that particularly fierce, expensive spirit dog that can bite people.
Only then did he give a gift, so that he could experience that if he put this thing on the dog's mouth, the majestic spirit dog would lead him out.
The favored young master of the aristocratic family, don't you go out with a ferocious big dog, are you embarrassed?
As soon as Xiao Wanfa pulled the rope in his hand, Linghu Baoguo was pulled over, and he released spiritual power from his hand to pinch the back of Linghu Baoguo's neck.
In an instant, Linghu Baoguo was suppressed out of his original shape by his spiritual power.
"What!" Linghu Baoguo was terrified, why is this person so strong!
He struggled vigorously, kicking and scratching wildly with his hands and feet, turning into a fox for a while, and a human again for a while, or half-human, half-fox tossing back and forth.
It seems that to completely calm down Linghu Baoguo, these tens of seconds may not be enough, even fishing is not so fast.
Jiu Yuanzi took out the Spirit Sealing Blade, held it in front of Xiao Wanfa with both hands, "Using this to pierce him can seal the spirit power of the monster race."
Both Xiao Wanfa and Linghu Baoguo stopped and looked at her.
"..." Linghu Baoguo shouted, "My cousin is Mr. Ning, you can't treat his relatives so cruelly!"
President Ning?
When Xiao Wanfa heard this, he grabbed the Linghu Fengling Blade and stabbed it under Linghu Baoguo's back shoulder blade.
He heard him scream, and under Xiao Wanfa's spiritual power, he honestly turned into a big fiery red fox.
This time his spiritual power was sealed and could never be changed back.
Xiao Wanfa put the dog's anti-bite muzzle on him, and tied his neck with the rope magic weapon just now, then handed the rope to the old sheep, "You take it."
The old sheep took the rope in a dazed and clever way, looked at the shiny fox, and exclaimed, "Baby, the quality of this fox fur is really good. If it is made into a scarf, it will cost at least [-] yuan."
"You don't understand, it's cheap, at least a million. Wearing it to play mahjong will make Mrs. Li and the others jealous. Last time I wore a new watch, I boasted that it was a gift from my son-in-law. The tone was disgusting." Dayang He smacked his lips and said.
"It's just hundreds of thousands of watches. It's not that I don't have them, but I just don't like them. When Xiaoyan finds a son-in-law, he can give me a million dollars." She glanced at Xiaoyan.
It's not a question of whether to show or not, but whether the son-in-law has been found well.
Gongyang Yan pretended not to notice, she wanted to be a career woman like Sister Jiu, so she didn't want a son-in-law.
Whether Jiu Yuanzi is a career woman or not, even she herself doesn't know.
A few seconds before the official start of the trial, everyone's clothes changed, and they all looked like ancient times, no different from the aborigines in the surrounding dojo.
Linghu Baoguo is now a fox, without clothes, just staring at them pitifully with resentful eyes, with a knife stuck in his back, not so pitiful.
Xiao Wanfa didn't kill him, but sealed the wound of Feng Lingren with spiritual power, so that he would not die due to excessive blood loss due to the injury.
It seems that if you want to catch this fox and bring it back, isn't this much better than ordinary pets?
Suddenly, people around started to move, the sound of hawking and laughter came from my ears, the cool evening wind blew over, and the trial officially began.
In the dojo, Jiu Yuanzi has always been the one who decides to do things, Xiao Wanfa is just a knight guard, and he doesn't raise any opinions.
"Let's choose a place to solve the death incident. This dojo let us change our clothes. It must want us to blend into the environment without revealing our identities."
"Then I think the imperial palace is the one that best suits my appearance. Let's enter the palace." Jiu Yuanzi chose a place that would least reveal his identity.
Gongyang Yan started working as an assistant, "Sister Jiu, where are we going if you go to the palace?"
Jiu Yuanzi said inexplicably: "Of course you go with me, otherwise how can I protect you?"
"Besides, have you ever seen a noble concubine who doesn't even have a servant?" She pointed to everyone and said, "The palace maid, the old eunuch, the old maid in charge, and my pet fox are not just right."
Then she looked at Xiao Wanfa and said, "Wanfa is the... imperial physician. Yes, as a noble concubine, it is normal for me to have a private imperial physician. In many palace fighting dramas, the concubine has an improper relationship with the imperial physician. All set."
Although the status of an imperial doctor's lover is very happy, Xiao Wanfa felt that she originally wanted to talk about the eunuch.
Gong Yangyan said unconvinced: "Sister Jiu, it's cheap for you to be a queen, so why do you want to lower your status to become a noble concubine!"
Lao Yang looked at his silly daughter, the point was not at all, okay.
As a housewife who has watched countless Gongdou dramas and is still addicted to them, she has imagined that if her husband has a woman outside, what method she will use to deal with the dog and man, she has a lot of experience.
She really wanted to say, no matter if it was a queen or a noble concubine, how could she bring all the maids, eunuchs and lovers into the palace by herself.
And if you hear about the Lenggong in the imperial city, it is definitely an abandoned concubine. There are so many people serving in the Lenggong, so you can only wait to die alone.
But Lao Yang didn't say that he couldn't make trouble for his daughter's career.
Jiu Yuanzi smiled slightly, "Empresses don't look very good, concubines are the most beautiful and domineering existences. I'm not going to the palace to be angry, of course I want to be a concubine."
"That's right, empresses are generally cannon fodder, and the concubine is the final winner." Gong Yangyan said suddenly.
Her parents couldn't understand, was she flattering just now, or was she just really stupid.
If it's flattering, our Xiaoyan has a bright future!
"But..." Xiao Wanfa didn't want to enter the palace, because there were two able-bodied men in their group.
He picked up a sign on his waist and said, "We have a badge on our body, which says Jinming Academy. It seems that we should be students of Jinming Academy. Going here is the best choice."
Jiu Yuanzi looked down, and found that he also had a waist badge on his body, and the words "Jinming Academy" were indeed written on it.
"Ah! I thought I was dressed in men's clothes to pretend to be a eunuch and sneak out of the palace. It turns out that I am a student of an academy." She said disappointedly.
Then he looked at Gongyangyan's family, "So Xiaoyang is also wearing men's clothes, and his hair is wrapped in cloth. You are a book boy. Are Laoyang and Dayang my cook and groom?"
"Even if there were women in ancient academies, they were divided into women's and men's academies, and they couldn't be mixed together. Wanfa and I wear the same clothes, so we belong to the same academy, which means I'm in the men's academies." Jiu Yuanzi analyzed it carefully, and then felt it, he didn't grow that thing.
She said in surprise: "Could it be that I am a woman disguised as a man!"
Gongyang Yan said: "Sister Jiu, it's popular for women to dress up as men to study in colleges, there's no problem."
"It's ridiculous." Jiu Yuanzi spread his hands and said to everyone, "I'm so beautiful, what's the use of wearing men's clothes, even blind people can tell that I'm a woman!"
But Gongyang Yan said: "Sister Jiu, as long as you keep your hair down, everyone else will be blind, and they won't be able to tell that you are from a woman."
"..." Jiu Yuanzi felt that it was just a TV show deceiving people, and the aborigines in the dojo were not fools.
It's useless to ask Xiao Wanfa, he knows he is a woman, and he won't say that he can't tell.
So, she took out the folding fan pinned to her waist, and reached out to block a passing man, "Brother, please wait."
The man was taken aback for a moment, then cupped his hands and said, "My junior, what's the matter?"
Jiu Yuanzi found that the clothes he was wearing were the same as Xiao Wanfa's, and they belonged to the same academy.
She opened the folding fan, fanning the wind in the coolness of the Shangyuan Festival, and asked: "Brother, do you think I look like a man?"
"Why do you say that? A man with a female body is also a man. In this world, men are not allowed to be good-looking? Don't you see, even if you are ugly, you can't be an official or a minister. The appearance of my junior makes me envious. In the future, she will definitely be nominated for the gold list, and she will be a beauty." The man said enthusiastically.
"Are the two juniors going to be new students this year? I haven't seen you before, why don't you get together with me. Just in front of the Rongding Building, the prefect's eldest son has booked the entire restaurant to entertain the students from the Jinming Academy. Student, how about the two of you going with me?"
Jiu Yuanzi looked back at Xiao Wanfa, is this a forced trial?
"Brother Yuanzi, then go see the world?" Xiao Wanfa smiled.
"Okay." Jiu Yuanzi agreed as soon as he closed his fan.
It seems that the filming of the TV series is still based on facts. As long as the hair is not down, and there is no bath and change of clothes, no matter how beautiful she is, she will not be regarded as a woman.
She glanced at Gongyang Yan, whose chest was obviously bigger than her own, as if she had secretly hidden two steamed buns, and said to the man, "Brother, what do you think of my bookboy?"
The man immediately sneered and said: "Student, I don't like this. Girls, I only like girls."
Gongyang Yan was so angry that she almost cursed, women couldn't see any bad eyes!
Still reading, what a fart!
(End of this chapter)
Taking advantage of dozens of seconds before the start of the dojo, Xiao Wanfa took out something, an anti-bite dog muzzle.
The gift when buying a rabbit is of course not for the rabbit, but the seller wants to lure him to buy that particularly fierce, expensive spirit dog that can bite people.
Only then did he give a gift, so that he could experience that if he put this thing on the dog's mouth, the majestic spirit dog would lead him out.
The favored young master of the aristocratic family, don't you go out with a ferocious big dog, are you embarrassed?
As soon as Xiao Wanfa pulled the rope in his hand, Linghu Baoguo was pulled over, and he released spiritual power from his hand to pinch the back of Linghu Baoguo's neck.
In an instant, Linghu Baoguo was suppressed out of his original shape by his spiritual power.
"What!" Linghu Baoguo was terrified, why is this person so strong!
He struggled vigorously, kicking and scratching wildly with his hands and feet, turning into a fox for a while, and a human again for a while, or half-human, half-fox tossing back and forth.
It seems that to completely calm down Linghu Baoguo, these tens of seconds may not be enough, even fishing is not so fast.
Jiu Yuanzi took out the Spirit Sealing Blade, held it in front of Xiao Wanfa with both hands, "Using this to pierce him can seal the spirit power of the monster race."
Both Xiao Wanfa and Linghu Baoguo stopped and looked at her.
"..." Linghu Baoguo shouted, "My cousin is Mr. Ning, you can't treat his relatives so cruelly!"
President Ning?
When Xiao Wanfa heard this, he grabbed the Linghu Fengling Blade and stabbed it under Linghu Baoguo's back shoulder blade.
He heard him scream, and under Xiao Wanfa's spiritual power, he honestly turned into a big fiery red fox.
This time his spiritual power was sealed and could never be changed back.
Xiao Wanfa put the dog's anti-bite muzzle on him, and tied his neck with the rope magic weapon just now, then handed the rope to the old sheep, "You take it."
The old sheep took the rope in a dazed and clever way, looked at the shiny fox, and exclaimed, "Baby, the quality of this fox fur is really good. If it is made into a scarf, it will cost at least [-] yuan."
"You don't understand, it's cheap, at least a million. Wearing it to play mahjong will make Mrs. Li and the others jealous. Last time I wore a new watch, I boasted that it was a gift from my son-in-law. The tone was disgusting." Dayang He smacked his lips and said.
"It's just hundreds of thousands of watches. It's not that I don't have them, but I just don't like them. When Xiaoyan finds a son-in-law, he can give me a million dollars." She glanced at Xiaoyan.
It's not a question of whether to show or not, but whether the son-in-law has been found well.
Gongyang Yan pretended not to notice, she wanted to be a career woman like Sister Jiu, so she didn't want a son-in-law.
Whether Jiu Yuanzi is a career woman or not, even she herself doesn't know.
A few seconds before the official start of the trial, everyone's clothes changed, and they all looked like ancient times, no different from the aborigines in the surrounding dojo.
Linghu Baoguo is now a fox, without clothes, just staring at them pitifully with resentful eyes, with a knife stuck in his back, not so pitiful.
Xiao Wanfa didn't kill him, but sealed the wound of Feng Lingren with spiritual power, so that he would not die due to excessive blood loss due to the injury.
It seems that if you want to catch this fox and bring it back, isn't this much better than ordinary pets?
Suddenly, people around started to move, the sound of hawking and laughter came from my ears, the cool evening wind blew over, and the trial officially began.
In the dojo, Jiu Yuanzi has always been the one who decides to do things, Xiao Wanfa is just a knight guard, and he doesn't raise any opinions.
"Let's choose a place to solve the death incident. This dojo let us change our clothes. It must want us to blend into the environment without revealing our identities."
"Then I think the imperial palace is the one that best suits my appearance. Let's enter the palace." Jiu Yuanzi chose a place that would least reveal his identity.
Gongyang Yan started working as an assistant, "Sister Jiu, where are we going if you go to the palace?"
Jiu Yuanzi said inexplicably: "Of course you go with me, otherwise how can I protect you?"
"Besides, have you ever seen a noble concubine who doesn't even have a servant?" She pointed to everyone and said, "The palace maid, the old eunuch, the old maid in charge, and my pet fox are not just right."
Then she looked at Xiao Wanfa and said, "Wanfa is the... imperial physician. Yes, as a noble concubine, it is normal for me to have a private imperial physician. In many palace fighting dramas, the concubine has an improper relationship with the imperial physician. All set."
Although the status of an imperial doctor's lover is very happy, Xiao Wanfa felt that she originally wanted to talk about the eunuch.
Gong Yangyan said unconvinced: "Sister Jiu, it's cheap for you to be a queen, so why do you want to lower your status to become a noble concubine!"
Lao Yang looked at his silly daughter, the point was not at all, okay.
As a housewife who has watched countless Gongdou dramas and is still addicted to them, she has imagined that if her husband has a woman outside, what method she will use to deal with the dog and man, she has a lot of experience.
She really wanted to say, no matter if it was a queen or a noble concubine, how could she bring all the maids, eunuchs and lovers into the palace by herself.
And if you hear about the Lenggong in the imperial city, it is definitely an abandoned concubine. There are so many people serving in the Lenggong, so you can only wait to die alone.
But Lao Yang didn't say that he couldn't make trouble for his daughter's career.
Jiu Yuanzi smiled slightly, "Empresses don't look very good, concubines are the most beautiful and domineering existences. I'm not going to the palace to be angry, of course I want to be a concubine."
"That's right, empresses are generally cannon fodder, and the concubine is the final winner." Gong Yangyan said suddenly.
Her parents couldn't understand, was she flattering just now, or was she just really stupid.
If it's flattering, our Xiaoyan has a bright future!
"But..." Xiao Wanfa didn't want to enter the palace, because there were two able-bodied men in their group.
He picked up a sign on his waist and said, "We have a badge on our body, which says Jinming Academy. It seems that we should be students of Jinming Academy. Going here is the best choice."
Jiu Yuanzi looked down, and found that he also had a waist badge on his body, and the words "Jinming Academy" were indeed written on it.
"Ah! I thought I was dressed in men's clothes to pretend to be a eunuch and sneak out of the palace. It turns out that I am a student of an academy." She said disappointedly.
Then he looked at Gongyangyan's family, "So Xiaoyang is also wearing men's clothes, and his hair is wrapped in cloth. You are a book boy. Are Laoyang and Dayang my cook and groom?"
"Even if there were women in ancient academies, they were divided into women's and men's academies, and they couldn't be mixed together. Wanfa and I wear the same clothes, so we belong to the same academy, which means I'm in the men's academies." Jiu Yuanzi analyzed it carefully, and then felt it, he didn't grow that thing.
She said in surprise: "Could it be that I am a woman disguised as a man!"
Gongyang Yan said: "Sister Jiu, it's popular for women to dress up as men to study in colleges, there's no problem."
"It's ridiculous." Jiu Yuanzi spread his hands and said to everyone, "I'm so beautiful, what's the use of wearing men's clothes, even blind people can tell that I'm a woman!"
But Gongyang Yan said: "Sister Jiu, as long as you keep your hair down, everyone else will be blind, and they won't be able to tell that you are from a woman."
"..." Jiu Yuanzi felt that it was just a TV show deceiving people, and the aborigines in the dojo were not fools.
It's useless to ask Xiao Wanfa, he knows he is a woman, and he won't say that he can't tell.
So, she took out the folding fan pinned to her waist, and reached out to block a passing man, "Brother, please wait."
The man was taken aback for a moment, then cupped his hands and said, "My junior, what's the matter?"
Jiu Yuanzi found that the clothes he was wearing were the same as Xiao Wanfa's, and they belonged to the same academy.
She opened the folding fan, fanning the wind in the coolness of the Shangyuan Festival, and asked: "Brother, do you think I look like a man?"
"Why do you say that? A man with a female body is also a man. In this world, men are not allowed to be good-looking? Don't you see, even if you are ugly, you can't be an official or a minister. The appearance of my junior makes me envious. In the future, she will definitely be nominated for the gold list, and she will be a beauty." The man said enthusiastically.
"Are the two juniors going to be new students this year? I haven't seen you before, why don't you get together with me. Just in front of the Rongding Building, the prefect's eldest son has booked the entire restaurant to entertain the students from the Jinming Academy. Student, how about the two of you going with me?"
Jiu Yuanzi looked back at Xiao Wanfa, is this a forced trial?
"Brother Yuanzi, then go see the world?" Xiao Wanfa smiled.
"Okay." Jiu Yuanzi agreed as soon as he closed his fan.
It seems that the filming of the TV series is still based on facts. As long as the hair is not down, and there is no bath and change of clothes, no matter how beautiful she is, she will not be regarded as a woman.
She glanced at Gongyang Yan, whose chest was obviously bigger than her own, as if she had secretly hidden two steamed buns, and said to the man, "Brother, what do you think of my bookboy?"
The man immediately sneered and said: "Student, I don't like this. Girls, I only like girls."
Gongyang Yan was so angry that she almost cursed, women couldn't see any bad eyes!
Still reading, what a fart!
(End of this chapter)
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