Unlimited Cultivation Players
Chapter 264 The meeting is open
Chapter 264 The meeting is open
Dayang called all the villagers over, gathered in the most spacious open space in the village, and started assigning tasks with Lao Yang.
Looking at the costumes of these villagers, I feel like a group of rich COS lovers.
Their clothes don't match this simple village, their clothes, jewelry and makeup are too good and delicate.
It's okay for men, as long as they don't have a particularly flamboyant personality, they must dress like a dude like a prince, and they can barely see.
The maid is simply an ancient fashion show, and tourists who check in at the garden internet celebrity check-in point during the holidays.
They all wore gold and silver, silk skirts and gauze shirts, either small fans or armor fingertips. It was more difficult to expect them to work than to wake up a lamb during the Chinese New Year to have breakfast.
Dayang had no choice but to ask Jiu Yuanzi for help, "Boss, these people don't know how to work, can they do it?"
"No, their young lady is going to get married. If anyone is not honest and obedient, I will report to the young lady and make them disappear." Jiu Yuanzi said indifferently.
"Just let them do anything. If the wedding cannot be held, it is their responsibility."
It's not that she is in a hurry to get married, of course only the one who is in a hurry should worry about this kind of thing.
The villagers looked at her, and their favorability towards her dropped again, not much anyway.
The villagers were very cooperative with the wedding. The last time the villager asked the villagers to donate their meat for cooking, the villagers obediently waited for death without saying a word.
It was just that there were not enough people, and it failed to fill a hundred tables, which finally failed.
After hearing this, Lao Yang bit the bullet and began to assign tasks.
She found that no matter what these delicate girls are asked to do, although they are not positive, they are willing to do it, and they don't care if their beautiful nails are broken.
So, set it up with confidence.
"The three of you follow the makeup and touch up the bride's makeup at any time."
"What kind of sedan chair is not a sedan chair? What did I bring back so many red sheets and clothes? I took them off and sewed them onto the sedan chair, and tied a few bows. The green cloth sedan chair would become a red wedding sedan chair."
"Is there anyone who can play and sing? Someone needs to play the suona when welcoming the bride."
"What, not even one? It's okay, I played it on my mobile phone, and there happened to be a few videos of weddings."
"You two set up the tray, when the time comes when the bride and groom change their names, step forward and bring up the red envelopes on the tray."
When the task was almost done, the butler came over and said, "The groom wants to welcome the bride on a horse. Our village doesn't even have a donkey. What are you going to do?"
Dayang was stunned, Ma, didn't snatch the horse back!
She hurriedly looked at Jiu Yuanzi, who was eating melon seeds in the distance, and suddenly saw the fake brother dog next to him, and immediately said, "You can ride a dog, as long as it has four legs on the ground, it's fine."
The butler also looked over, can that dog ride?
"Don't worry, the wedding will definitely be held as scheduled." Dayang encouraged them, telling them not to be afraid.
The villagers are not afraid at all, they don't want the wedding to be held at all, if it can't be destroyed, they would have set fire to the sedan chair.
Jiu Yuanzi grabbed a handful of pine nuts, stuffed them into his mouth, then looked up at the sky, it was dark.
There is no sunrise and sunset in this dojo, the moon rises from the east and sets from the west, and then comes back immediately, without going back to change into a hot sun coat to disguise it.
"There is no sun, and the time display is broken. I don't know how many hours are left." She picked up a small stone on the ground, threw it to the tree next to it, and hit the ground on the persimmon tree.
"Hey, good man, how long has it been since we came in?"
The gatekeeper Tutu squatted on the tree and cursed angrily: "I won't tell you, I'm just waiting to see you die in the village."
Jiu Yuanzi jokingly said, "I said you've been on that tree for a long time, and you've been stealing persimmons for half a day, are you so hungry?"
"I didn't steal persimmons!" shouted the gatekeeper.
The persimmon he had just picked melted in his hand and dripped down the tree through his fingers, no matter how evil he used it, he couldn't keep it.
However, the ghost bride asked him to pick the persimmons. If he couldn't pick the persimmons, he couldn't go down the tree, so he had to try again and again, but failed again and again.
He swung his hands cursingly, and subconsciously went to pick the persimmons.
Seeing him like that, Jiu Yuanzi felt a little regretful, "My good man, it looks like you won't be able to eat the banquet when the wedding is held."
"Bah! I'm not interested in eating a ghost feast made of shit, you can eat your own." The gatekeeper Landi had a posture of smashing the cans, and his tone became worse and worse.
Anyone who sits on a tree for hours and keeps picking persimmons will not be in a good mood.
Jiu Yuanzi turned his head and waved to a few children who were playing nearby, "Hey, kid. This little old man said that the dishes served at your lady's wedding banquet were all made of shit."
"You bastard, how dare you scold my lady's wedding banquet and beat him!" When the child heard this, he was furious, and ran under the tree, some picked up stones and threw him, and some found a long bamboo pole to come over and go poking his ass.
The gatekeeper Landi rode on the tree, scolded the children below, and threw down the rotten persimmon juice, venting his dissatisfaction.
Only then did Jiu Yuanzi sit back on the small bench contentedly, took out four more walnuts and put them in Xiao Wanfa's hands and said, "That's great, so that he won't feel bored when he's working."
Looking at the walnut in his hand, Xiao Wanfa understood, and then began to pinch the walnut.
He was waiting, when Jiu Yuanzi would hand over the drink and ask him to help open the bottle cap.
It took Gongyang Yan's parents about two hours to finally arrange a wedding. After the two checked that there was no problem, they came to invite Jiu Yuanzi to have a look.
Dayang first took out a pair of rings, "Boss, this is a wedding ring."
Jiu Yuanzi nodded, it's okay to have a new old wedding.
Whoever said it must follow the old form, and it is also possible to mix the two.
The brazier is ready, and after the bride is carried to the gate, step over the brazier and let her, the groom, carry her back into the gate.
The wedding sedan chair is replaced by an ordinary sedan chair, with a lot of red silk and red yarn temporarily sewn on it, so you can use it if you don't pay attention.
Marriage is about a sense of ceremony.
As long as the process is complete, don't worry too much about other things.
In the end, Dayang pointed to the pseudo-brother White Dog, who was covered in red silk and had a dangling head, and said, "Boss, this is the dog that welcomes relatives."
"Huh?" Jiu Yuanzi didn't understand, what kind of dog welcomes her, is she scolding herself?
Dayang explained: "Boss, you have to ride a horse to welcome your relatives, but there are no animals with four legs on the ground in this village. You can't go out now, so I can only make you feel wronged and treat your dog as a horse and ride a dog to greet your relatives." gone."
Jiu Yuanzi was speechless: "You are not afraid that the ghost bride will get angry and slap us all to death."
"Then what to do, you can't ride a horse!" Dayang was startled, and then he had a new idea.
As long as the boss is treated like a child and coaxed on a big horse, it should be fine.
An old sheep can't do it, and an old man can't do it.
The strongest of them all, the man who seems to have the better waist...
She looked sideways at Xiao Wanfa.
Xiao Wanfa heard the word centaur, but what appeared in his mind was a half-man half-horse legendary creature, but seeing this aunt looking at him, he felt a little baffled.
"Wait, don't say such weird words." Jiu Yuanzi hurriedly stopped Dayang, the aunt was fearless.
She patted the fake brother's dog's head, "Come out as a horse."
There are no live horses, but there is no problem with dead horses and false brothers.
In an instant, the furry big white dog's whole body was metalized, and it instantly grew taller and turned into a metal iron horse.
Although living things can only turn into big white dogs, as long as they are not living things, the fake brother has seen or swallowed them, it can change into them.
Just enough like it.
This horse is very fat, like those inflatable ponies in the playground for children, but it is more than two meters tall, and it is huge and fat.
"Kuang, kuang, kuang." Jiu Yuanzi patted the fake brother's iron body, and said to the butler, "Is this a horse?"
The butler gritted his teeth and said, "What about the banquet?"
"If you're not fully prepared, you don't have to trouble Miss to leave the house."
Jiu Yuanzi took out the card, a feast.
Spiritual power poured into the card, and she threw it out, "Come out, my lady and I have a grand banquet, so that everyone can sit down and come to my wedding."
The card turned into golden light and exploded with a bang, and golden lights flew around like a brilliant firework.
The golden light landed and turned into tables for ten people, with ten dishes, one soup and fruit plate, one bottle of white wine and red wine, two bottles of beer, and 2 liters of fat house water and orange juice.
The whole table exudes aura, and the fragrance is tangy.
A hundred tables of banquets just appeared in various parts of the village, arranged like flowing water banquets.
The ghost bride in the house raised her head, "Oh?"
Jiu Yuanzi couldn't get out of the village, he didn't know that Jin Guang was not limited to Huailiu Village, Jin Guang flew around, and left a table of banquets in Bicheng and the wild villages.
Even behind Lu Youjun, a huge table with a width of tens of meters and matching its height suddenly fell down, and it was filled with the same dishes and drinks.
Facing the banquet that fell from the sky, everyone was stunned.
What is this?
Jiu Yuanzi walked to a table, patted the table and said, "How about it, the wedding can be held."
"The wedding begins, everyone take your seats, let's start!"
As soon as the words fell, everyone's eyes blurred suddenly, and they suddenly found themselves sitting at the banquet.
Lu Youjun sat in front of the wine table, and he was the only person on the whole table, and there was no one who was as tall as him at the same table.
The players and aborigines in Bicheng were the same, they sat at the wine table involuntarily, even the land tour, and competed with everyone at the table.
At the wine table, there were not only vigilant players, but also dazed aborigines, plus a land swimmer who didn't know anything and was still being hunted just now.
Mr. Ning was sitting on the viewing platform next to the beheading platform at the Meridian Gate of the imperial city, next to a group of officials who had been beheaded.
And in front of him was a table of banquets, with eight silicone dolls at the same table, and the next emperor's grandson who was going to be beheaded.
Seeing this inexplicable and unimaginable scene, Mr. Ning tried it, but couldn't stand up.
He rested his forehead and sighed, touched the gum and started chewing. He leaned his head back on the back of the chair and looked at the sky.
It was definitely Jiu Yuanzi's good deed. Apart from her, where would such a weird thing happen.
(End of this chapter)
Dayang called all the villagers over, gathered in the most spacious open space in the village, and started assigning tasks with Lao Yang.
Looking at the costumes of these villagers, I feel like a group of rich COS lovers.
Their clothes don't match this simple village, their clothes, jewelry and makeup are too good and delicate.
It's okay for men, as long as they don't have a particularly flamboyant personality, they must dress like a dude like a prince, and they can barely see.
The maid is simply an ancient fashion show, and tourists who check in at the garden internet celebrity check-in point during the holidays.
They all wore gold and silver, silk skirts and gauze shirts, either small fans or armor fingertips. It was more difficult to expect them to work than to wake up a lamb during the Chinese New Year to have breakfast.
Dayang had no choice but to ask Jiu Yuanzi for help, "Boss, these people don't know how to work, can they do it?"
"No, their young lady is going to get married. If anyone is not honest and obedient, I will report to the young lady and make them disappear." Jiu Yuanzi said indifferently.
"Just let them do anything. If the wedding cannot be held, it is their responsibility."
It's not that she is in a hurry to get married, of course only the one who is in a hurry should worry about this kind of thing.
The villagers looked at her, and their favorability towards her dropped again, not much anyway.
The villagers were very cooperative with the wedding. The last time the villager asked the villagers to donate their meat for cooking, the villagers obediently waited for death without saying a word.
It was just that there were not enough people, and it failed to fill a hundred tables, which finally failed.
After hearing this, Lao Yang bit the bullet and began to assign tasks.
She found that no matter what these delicate girls are asked to do, although they are not positive, they are willing to do it, and they don't care if their beautiful nails are broken.
So, set it up with confidence.
"The three of you follow the makeup and touch up the bride's makeup at any time."
"What kind of sedan chair is not a sedan chair? What did I bring back so many red sheets and clothes? I took them off and sewed them onto the sedan chair, and tied a few bows. The green cloth sedan chair would become a red wedding sedan chair."
"Is there anyone who can play and sing? Someone needs to play the suona when welcoming the bride."
"What, not even one? It's okay, I played it on my mobile phone, and there happened to be a few videos of weddings."
"You two set up the tray, when the time comes when the bride and groom change their names, step forward and bring up the red envelopes on the tray."
When the task was almost done, the butler came over and said, "The groom wants to welcome the bride on a horse. Our village doesn't even have a donkey. What are you going to do?"
Dayang was stunned, Ma, didn't snatch the horse back!
She hurriedly looked at Jiu Yuanzi, who was eating melon seeds in the distance, and suddenly saw the fake brother dog next to him, and immediately said, "You can ride a dog, as long as it has four legs on the ground, it's fine."
The butler also looked over, can that dog ride?
"Don't worry, the wedding will definitely be held as scheduled." Dayang encouraged them, telling them not to be afraid.
The villagers are not afraid at all, they don't want the wedding to be held at all, if it can't be destroyed, they would have set fire to the sedan chair.
Jiu Yuanzi grabbed a handful of pine nuts, stuffed them into his mouth, then looked up at the sky, it was dark.
There is no sunrise and sunset in this dojo, the moon rises from the east and sets from the west, and then comes back immediately, without going back to change into a hot sun coat to disguise it.
"There is no sun, and the time display is broken. I don't know how many hours are left." She picked up a small stone on the ground, threw it to the tree next to it, and hit the ground on the persimmon tree.
"Hey, good man, how long has it been since we came in?"
The gatekeeper Tutu squatted on the tree and cursed angrily: "I won't tell you, I'm just waiting to see you die in the village."
Jiu Yuanzi jokingly said, "I said you've been on that tree for a long time, and you've been stealing persimmons for half a day, are you so hungry?"
"I didn't steal persimmons!" shouted the gatekeeper.
The persimmon he had just picked melted in his hand and dripped down the tree through his fingers, no matter how evil he used it, he couldn't keep it.
However, the ghost bride asked him to pick the persimmons. If he couldn't pick the persimmons, he couldn't go down the tree, so he had to try again and again, but failed again and again.
He swung his hands cursingly, and subconsciously went to pick the persimmons.
Seeing him like that, Jiu Yuanzi felt a little regretful, "My good man, it looks like you won't be able to eat the banquet when the wedding is held."
"Bah! I'm not interested in eating a ghost feast made of shit, you can eat your own." The gatekeeper Landi had a posture of smashing the cans, and his tone became worse and worse.
Anyone who sits on a tree for hours and keeps picking persimmons will not be in a good mood.
Jiu Yuanzi turned his head and waved to a few children who were playing nearby, "Hey, kid. This little old man said that the dishes served at your lady's wedding banquet were all made of shit."
"You bastard, how dare you scold my lady's wedding banquet and beat him!" When the child heard this, he was furious, and ran under the tree, some picked up stones and threw him, and some found a long bamboo pole to come over and go poking his ass.
The gatekeeper Landi rode on the tree, scolded the children below, and threw down the rotten persimmon juice, venting his dissatisfaction.
Only then did Jiu Yuanzi sit back on the small bench contentedly, took out four more walnuts and put them in Xiao Wanfa's hands and said, "That's great, so that he won't feel bored when he's working."
Looking at the walnut in his hand, Xiao Wanfa understood, and then began to pinch the walnut.
He was waiting, when Jiu Yuanzi would hand over the drink and ask him to help open the bottle cap.
It took Gongyang Yan's parents about two hours to finally arrange a wedding. After the two checked that there was no problem, they came to invite Jiu Yuanzi to have a look.
Dayang first took out a pair of rings, "Boss, this is a wedding ring."
Jiu Yuanzi nodded, it's okay to have a new old wedding.
Whoever said it must follow the old form, and it is also possible to mix the two.
The brazier is ready, and after the bride is carried to the gate, step over the brazier and let her, the groom, carry her back into the gate.
The wedding sedan chair is replaced by an ordinary sedan chair, with a lot of red silk and red yarn temporarily sewn on it, so you can use it if you don't pay attention.
Marriage is about a sense of ceremony.
As long as the process is complete, don't worry too much about other things.
In the end, Dayang pointed to the pseudo-brother White Dog, who was covered in red silk and had a dangling head, and said, "Boss, this is the dog that welcomes relatives."
"Huh?" Jiu Yuanzi didn't understand, what kind of dog welcomes her, is she scolding herself?
Dayang explained: "Boss, you have to ride a horse to welcome your relatives, but there are no animals with four legs on the ground in this village. You can't go out now, so I can only make you feel wronged and treat your dog as a horse and ride a dog to greet your relatives." gone."
Jiu Yuanzi was speechless: "You are not afraid that the ghost bride will get angry and slap us all to death."
"Then what to do, you can't ride a horse!" Dayang was startled, and then he had a new idea.
As long as the boss is treated like a child and coaxed on a big horse, it should be fine.
An old sheep can't do it, and an old man can't do it.
The strongest of them all, the man who seems to have the better waist...
She looked sideways at Xiao Wanfa.
Xiao Wanfa heard the word centaur, but what appeared in his mind was a half-man half-horse legendary creature, but seeing this aunt looking at him, he felt a little baffled.
"Wait, don't say such weird words." Jiu Yuanzi hurriedly stopped Dayang, the aunt was fearless.
She patted the fake brother's dog's head, "Come out as a horse."
There are no live horses, but there is no problem with dead horses and false brothers.
In an instant, the furry big white dog's whole body was metalized, and it instantly grew taller and turned into a metal iron horse.
Although living things can only turn into big white dogs, as long as they are not living things, the fake brother has seen or swallowed them, it can change into them.
Just enough like it.
This horse is very fat, like those inflatable ponies in the playground for children, but it is more than two meters tall, and it is huge and fat.
"Kuang, kuang, kuang." Jiu Yuanzi patted the fake brother's iron body, and said to the butler, "Is this a horse?"
The butler gritted his teeth and said, "What about the banquet?"
"If you're not fully prepared, you don't have to trouble Miss to leave the house."
Jiu Yuanzi took out the card, a feast.
Spiritual power poured into the card, and she threw it out, "Come out, my lady and I have a grand banquet, so that everyone can sit down and come to my wedding."
The card turned into golden light and exploded with a bang, and golden lights flew around like a brilliant firework.
The golden light landed and turned into tables for ten people, with ten dishes, one soup and fruit plate, one bottle of white wine and red wine, two bottles of beer, and 2 liters of fat house water and orange juice.
The whole table exudes aura, and the fragrance is tangy.
A hundred tables of banquets just appeared in various parts of the village, arranged like flowing water banquets.
The ghost bride in the house raised her head, "Oh?"
Jiu Yuanzi couldn't get out of the village, he didn't know that Jin Guang was not limited to Huailiu Village, Jin Guang flew around, and left a table of banquets in Bicheng and the wild villages.
Even behind Lu Youjun, a huge table with a width of tens of meters and matching its height suddenly fell down, and it was filled with the same dishes and drinks.
Facing the banquet that fell from the sky, everyone was stunned.
What is this?
Jiu Yuanzi walked to a table, patted the table and said, "How about it, the wedding can be held."
"The wedding begins, everyone take your seats, let's start!"
As soon as the words fell, everyone's eyes blurred suddenly, and they suddenly found themselves sitting at the banquet.
Lu Youjun sat in front of the wine table, and he was the only person on the whole table, and there was no one who was as tall as him at the same table.
The players and aborigines in Bicheng were the same, they sat at the wine table involuntarily, even the land tour, and competed with everyone at the table.
At the wine table, there were not only vigilant players, but also dazed aborigines, plus a land swimmer who didn't know anything and was still being hunted just now.
Mr. Ning was sitting on the viewing platform next to the beheading platform at the Meridian Gate of the imperial city, next to a group of officials who had been beheaded.
And in front of him was a table of banquets, with eight silicone dolls at the same table, and the next emperor's grandson who was going to be beheaded.
Seeing this inexplicable and unimaginable scene, Mr. Ning tried it, but couldn't stand up.
He rested his forehead and sighed, touched the gum and started chewing. He leaned his head back on the back of the chair and looked at the sky.
It was definitely Jiu Yuanzi's good deed. Apart from her, where would such a weird thing happen.
(End of this chapter)
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