The county magistrate has no time to save the world
Chapter 454 First-rate acting skills, first-rate fool
Chapter 454 First-class acting skills, first-class fool
Zheng Nian's acting skills are top-notch.
After all, he himself never thought that playing a fool would be so interesting.
The only bad thing is that when I was practicing, I was bathed in a pot of salted egg porridge and tofu flower.
A little rotten, and a little embarrassing.
Little Danhua squatted beside him, looking sideways at Zheng Nian, "Where... is your home?"
"Hey..." Zheng Nian pointed at the sea, "Home...home..."
The sea snake lying in the sea looked at Zheng Nian in surprise, "Father, you look so much like a fool!"
"I'm just playing Zhang Buer." Zheng Nian replied, "That's all, it's none of your business, take my mace and get out."
"???"
Zheng Xiaodie almost came out to bite Zheng Nian angrily.
But of course she understood that if she continued to stay by Zheng Nian's side, without the natural barrier of the sea, she would be discovered sooner or later.
Can only escape into the sea in despair.
"Your home is in the sea?" Little Danhua had concluded that Zheng Nian was a fool, and sighed helplessly, "You can't do it here, do you remember your father and mother?"
"Ah...haha..." Zheng Nian tilted his head and looked at Little Egg Flower, "Father..."
He shook his head.
"mother……"
Zheng Nian raised his eyebrows, this unhappy shook his head, then pointed in the direction of Shendu, "There!"
Little Danhua looked at Zheng Nian pointing at the reef, and said helplessly, "Can you still walk?"
"It hurts..." Zheng Nian pouted, like a child whose brain is not open.
"Hey..." Little Danhua sighed, "Then wait for me here for a while!"
So he climbed up the reef with small steps.
Zheng Nian didn't know if the little girl would come back, his leg was specially broken, so that even if the Liu family saw him, they could believe that he was really stupid.
He didn't fix his legs with qi, but raised his head and calculated Weng Baikui's second hexagram.
The emperor and fierce have the same origin, and the one who breaks the source is also the one.
Damn, what do you mean!
Zheng Nian scratched his head while looking at the sky helplessly.
Weng Baikui, an old man, can't do anything other than play tricks!
Thinking of this, Zheng Nian felt helpless.
There are still 98 days before the evil star comes into the world. The fact that the Yaozu soldiers rise up has nothing to do with him. What we have to wait now is for Guili to release Weng Baikui's third hexagram.
Xiaodie already knows her own position, what she has to do now is to practice, hurry up to practice, and then wait for the arrival of the third hexagram.
The second hexagram is clouded and foggy, and I can't understand what he wants to say, but it seems to be some prophecy, and I don't ask myself to do it myself.
Just as he thought of this, there were rustling footsteps behind him.
Just as Zheng Nian wanted to turn around, he immediately realized that he was a fool, so he clapped his hands and laughed, "Makabaka Makabakami~"
"Are you playing with yourself?" Little Plumeria brought two long pieces of wood and some medicine beside her when she came, "Come, show me your legs."
Pulling, this little girl must be testing herself, and Zheng Nian must have been seen through if she gave her his leg.
Can not give.
Stupidly looking at the girl in front of him, he immediately lowered his head and put it in the girl's hand.
Little Egg Flower chuckled, "No, this is the head, what I want is the legs, and the one that hurts is the leg."
Still pulling.
Try it out!
Zheng Nian looked at it blankly, then gave her his arm again.
Little Eggy Flower shook her head helplessly, "Oh."
I had no choice but to reach out and move Zheng Nian's left leg, and then I opened my pants to see that it was indeed broken.
Little Egg Flower applied medicine to his legs, and then put his legs together with two wooden boards, "Try this, can you walk?"
'If you can't even understand walking, isn't it a bit too much?How about being a little smarter? Zheng Nian nodded with joy, "Go~go! Go."
"Go~go~go~" Little Eggy Flower looked at Zheng Nian happily, "So you can understand this sentence, come on, go~ come with me."
In fact, Zheng Nian didn't feel any pain. The strength of his body after becoming a dragon was amazing. This kind of fracture was just an illusion, but in order to match his current standard character design, he had to act very slowly, so a Staggered and nearly fell.
"Hey, hey!" Little Danhua quickly helped Zheng Nian up, "Be careful, if this slides down, I can't help you up."
Can Zheng Nian slide down?
It is impossible for him to slide down this mountain reef.
"Oh..." Zheng Nian cried out twice.
Little Egg Flower curled her lips helplessly, wrapped Zheng Nian's arm around the back of her neck, and carried it up, "Anyway, you don't know the reason for infidelity between men and women, so it's not like you're taking advantage of me."
Zheng Nian was secretly happy, but he didn't show it. Instead, he quietly lay on Little Egg Flower's body, wobbling and following around the rock.
There are not many people on it anymore, only some middle-aged and elderly casual workers who are still waiting for the night boat to start work, and most of the middle-aged people have gone to the city now.
"Yo? Danhua, where did you get a grown man?" Uncle Liu, who was helping to watch the stall, tilted his head and looked at the two people who were walking, "Oh? Are you injured?"
"Yeah, I don't know where it came from, it seems to be an idiot." Little Eggy Flower said helplessly, "I can't let him throw it on the shore, so I brought it back for him."
"Yo, what are you going to do?" Uncle Liu hurried over to check, and directly twisted Zheng Nian's jaw with his hands.
Zheng Nianban opened his mouth and let him manipulate him.
Uncle Liu looked at it and nodded, "There is nowhere to put the idiot's words. Why don't you let him go to my house?"
"Farewell, Yao'er was just born, if this idiot walks around, it will be bad if he meets Yao'er." Little Danhua thought for a moment, "Let him follow me, my firewood house still has room. Seeing him like this, he doesn't understand anything, if he goes out and encounters some people with evil intentions, that would be bad."
"Sure, let's see how crazy you are. If I can help you, that would be great." Uncle Liu stood up, "It's getting late, you should close your stall earlier."
"Thank you Uncle Liu."
Zheng Nianban opened his mouth and looked at the people here, "They are all good-hearted, they didn't dislike me or drive me away, they just opened their mouths to let me live at home... Tsk tsk tsk, this hard worker The little girl who sells porridge as a part-time worker has such a heart. '
After watching Uncle Liu leave, Little Egg Flower turned around and smiled at Zheng Nian, "This is my egg float, how is it? Are you hungry?"
Zheng Nian nodded quickly.
"Hmph, I'll give you food when you're hungry, or you'll starve to death, do you understand? Come to me for dinner when you're hungry, understand?" Little Egg Flower poured the salted egg porridge from a bowl When he came out, he tilted his head and smiled at Zheng Nian, "Also, you can't run around in the future, if you lose it again, that leg will be broken!"
Zheng Nian subconsciously hid back, pouted and said timidly, "Oh..."
(End of this chapter)
Zheng Nian's acting skills are top-notch.
After all, he himself never thought that playing a fool would be so interesting.
The only bad thing is that when I was practicing, I was bathed in a pot of salted egg porridge and tofu flower.
A little rotten, and a little embarrassing.
Little Danhua squatted beside him, looking sideways at Zheng Nian, "Where... is your home?"
"Hey..." Zheng Nian pointed at the sea, "Home...home..."
The sea snake lying in the sea looked at Zheng Nian in surprise, "Father, you look so much like a fool!"
"I'm just playing Zhang Buer." Zheng Nian replied, "That's all, it's none of your business, take my mace and get out."
"???"
Zheng Xiaodie almost came out to bite Zheng Nian angrily.
But of course she understood that if she continued to stay by Zheng Nian's side, without the natural barrier of the sea, she would be discovered sooner or later.
Can only escape into the sea in despair.
"Your home is in the sea?" Little Danhua had concluded that Zheng Nian was a fool, and sighed helplessly, "You can't do it here, do you remember your father and mother?"
"Ah...haha..." Zheng Nian tilted his head and looked at Little Egg Flower, "Father..."
He shook his head.
"mother……"
Zheng Nian raised his eyebrows, this unhappy shook his head, then pointed in the direction of Shendu, "There!"
Little Danhua looked at Zheng Nian pointing at the reef, and said helplessly, "Can you still walk?"
"It hurts..." Zheng Nian pouted, like a child whose brain is not open.
"Hey..." Little Danhua sighed, "Then wait for me here for a while!"
So he climbed up the reef with small steps.
Zheng Nian didn't know if the little girl would come back, his leg was specially broken, so that even if the Liu family saw him, they could believe that he was really stupid.
He didn't fix his legs with qi, but raised his head and calculated Weng Baikui's second hexagram.
The emperor and fierce have the same origin, and the one who breaks the source is also the one.
Damn, what do you mean!
Zheng Nian scratched his head while looking at the sky helplessly.
Weng Baikui, an old man, can't do anything other than play tricks!
Thinking of this, Zheng Nian felt helpless.
There are still 98 days before the evil star comes into the world. The fact that the Yaozu soldiers rise up has nothing to do with him. What we have to wait now is for Guili to release Weng Baikui's third hexagram.
Xiaodie already knows her own position, what she has to do now is to practice, hurry up to practice, and then wait for the arrival of the third hexagram.
The second hexagram is clouded and foggy, and I can't understand what he wants to say, but it seems to be some prophecy, and I don't ask myself to do it myself.
Just as he thought of this, there were rustling footsteps behind him.
Just as Zheng Nian wanted to turn around, he immediately realized that he was a fool, so he clapped his hands and laughed, "Makabaka Makabakami~"
"Are you playing with yourself?" Little Plumeria brought two long pieces of wood and some medicine beside her when she came, "Come, show me your legs."
Pulling, this little girl must be testing herself, and Zheng Nian must have been seen through if she gave her his leg.
Can not give.
Stupidly looking at the girl in front of him, he immediately lowered his head and put it in the girl's hand.
Little Egg Flower chuckled, "No, this is the head, what I want is the legs, and the one that hurts is the leg."
Still pulling.
Try it out!
Zheng Nian looked at it blankly, then gave her his arm again.
Little Eggy Flower shook her head helplessly, "Oh."
I had no choice but to reach out and move Zheng Nian's left leg, and then I opened my pants to see that it was indeed broken.
Little Egg Flower applied medicine to his legs, and then put his legs together with two wooden boards, "Try this, can you walk?"
'If you can't even understand walking, isn't it a bit too much?How about being a little smarter? Zheng Nian nodded with joy, "Go~go! Go."
"Go~go~go~" Little Eggy Flower looked at Zheng Nian happily, "So you can understand this sentence, come on, go~ come with me."
In fact, Zheng Nian didn't feel any pain. The strength of his body after becoming a dragon was amazing. This kind of fracture was just an illusion, but in order to match his current standard character design, he had to act very slowly, so a Staggered and nearly fell.
"Hey, hey!" Little Danhua quickly helped Zheng Nian up, "Be careful, if this slides down, I can't help you up."
Can Zheng Nian slide down?
It is impossible for him to slide down this mountain reef.
"Oh..." Zheng Nian cried out twice.
Little Egg Flower curled her lips helplessly, wrapped Zheng Nian's arm around the back of her neck, and carried it up, "Anyway, you don't know the reason for infidelity between men and women, so it's not like you're taking advantage of me."
Zheng Nian was secretly happy, but he didn't show it. Instead, he quietly lay on Little Egg Flower's body, wobbling and following around the rock.
There are not many people on it anymore, only some middle-aged and elderly casual workers who are still waiting for the night boat to start work, and most of the middle-aged people have gone to the city now.
"Yo? Danhua, where did you get a grown man?" Uncle Liu, who was helping to watch the stall, tilted his head and looked at the two people who were walking, "Oh? Are you injured?"
"Yeah, I don't know where it came from, it seems to be an idiot." Little Eggy Flower said helplessly, "I can't let him throw it on the shore, so I brought it back for him."
"Yo, what are you going to do?" Uncle Liu hurried over to check, and directly twisted Zheng Nian's jaw with his hands.
Zheng Nianban opened his mouth and let him manipulate him.
Uncle Liu looked at it and nodded, "There is nowhere to put the idiot's words. Why don't you let him go to my house?"
"Farewell, Yao'er was just born, if this idiot walks around, it will be bad if he meets Yao'er." Little Danhua thought for a moment, "Let him follow me, my firewood house still has room. Seeing him like this, he doesn't understand anything, if he goes out and encounters some people with evil intentions, that would be bad."
"Sure, let's see how crazy you are. If I can help you, that would be great." Uncle Liu stood up, "It's getting late, you should close your stall earlier."
"Thank you Uncle Liu."
Zheng Nianban opened his mouth and looked at the people here, "They are all good-hearted, they didn't dislike me or drive me away, they just opened their mouths to let me live at home... Tsk tsk tsk, this hard worker The little girl who sells porridge as a part-time worker has such a heart. '
After watching Uncle Liu leave, Little Egg Flower turned around and smiled at Zheng Nian, "This is my egg float, how is it? Are you hungry?"
Zheng Nian nodded quickly.
"Hmph, I'll give you food when you're hungry, or you'll starve to death, do you understand? Come to me for dinner when you're hungry, understand?" Little Egg Flower poured the salted egg porridge from a bowl When he came out, he tilted his head and smiled at Zheng Nian, "Also, you can't run around in the future, if you lose it again, that leg will be broken!"
Zheng Nian subconsciously hid back, pouted and said timidly, "Oh..."
(End of this chapter)
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