Anti-grave robbery: scare away Jin Xiaowei at the beginning

Chapter 230 Pingxie is in the past, now is the era of black flowers!

Houmatun, as the name suggests, a horse in the name does not mean that there are horses here. After all, from the perspective of historical and geographical divisions, after crossing the Huaihe River in the Qinling Mountains, and then heading south from western Hunan, horses are quite rare, but donkeys are more. .

This place is called Houmatun, purely because it is a well-known big family with the surname Ma.

Moreover, this was also the starting point for Huizhou merchants to sell cigarettes.

This area is rich in salt wells. Since the Ming Dynasty, it has been an important source of dry salt in the middle soil. In addition, during the Ming and Qing Dynasties, limited by technology, there were many sea salt impurities, and dry salt was the mainstream. The salt wells here are quite Many people came and went, and it became one of the two money bags of salt and iron in the Qing Dynasty. The Ma family here was also a member of the imperial court. The imperial court sent the ancestors of the Ma family to guard the money bags to prevent Huizhou merchants from robbing salt and controlling the money bags. The place where the salt was produced, the Ma family lived and multiplied here and there, and became the largest mainstream family here.

And because the ancestors of the Ma family were from the Central Plains, that place was popularly called Tun, not Zhai, so in such a south-facing place with a full flavor of Xiangxi, there is a small town called Houmatun with a distinct Central Plains color.

Later, in the new century, as the economy took off, when other Miao villages were unconvinced and unwilling to accept new things, Houmatun took the lead in accepting new culture and new ideas, and made more changes. A city with a pearl scenery hidden deep in the mountains has been developed, so that today, when mentioning Houmatun, the first impression that comes to mind is the excellent mountains and rivers, unique scenery, swampy wetlands, strange birds and beasts, and a scenic city.

As a tourist city, Houmatun is the most prosperous street in Changning.

This street has a lot of talk, the locals talk, when the first generation of the Ma family came here, there was no bullshit in this place, except for some local aborigines, so the Ma family built warehouses and roads here, and This road was built when the first generation salt inspector of the Ma family named Ma Changning, so this street has been called Changning Street until today.

The main street is the core axis of Houmatun, with various shops, restaurants and hotels lined up on both sides.

"Dachangheng" century-old hotel is one of the best.

Dachangheng specializes in donkey meat burning, and has been making it for more than a hundred years. It is said that Emperor Qianlong, the snack emperor, once ate Dachangheng burning.

"Boss, here is a five-spice stuffed donkey head! I want it whole! Tear it up and eat it yourself! Don't tear it up for me! I don't like the way you tear it up."

"Okay! Guest officer! Wait a moment!"

On the third floor of Dachangheng, by the window, a young man wearing sunglasses sat by the window with great interest.

He sat alone in a large card booth, raised his legs that were like chopsticks, looked at the passing crowd below, and hummed to himself, "If it wasn't for the lack of money, I really don't want to go back to the Moon Gate! His grandma Yes, it’s okay to ask for anything! The food is still so bad! I’ve lost weight after staying there for three days, so I have to make up for it!”

"Fortunately, those idiots are easy to deceive. I just used my grandpa's status as the son of the world, and those idiots from the Qing Dynasty lent me money one by one like chicken blood!"

"This wave has made a lot of money, and I can fool around outside for a long, long time! Thinking about it makes me feel excited!"

The person who spoke was none other than a black blind man!
As the orthodox His Royal Highness of the late Qing Dynasty, Hei Xiazi did not have the ambitions that a Royal Highness should have, and even said that he did not even have a basic bottom line for being a human being.

In the eyes of the black blind man, the only use of his so-called post-Qing aristocratic status for him is to cheat money from the old and young of the Manchu Qing Dynasty.

Yes, scam money!
Maybe some people will say, if the blind brother works for the third uncle, will he still lose money?
A lot less money depends on spending power.

With Brother Blind's spending power, that is a ceiling spending power that Zhang Qiling can't compare to even a square meter!

Zhang Qiling only needs to give a candy, and he can be honest for a while.

But what about the blind brother, the blind brother wants to go to the big sword, and the blind brother wants a massage!These all cost money!

So, doesn't Brother Blind still have Haihunhou's backing?

Don't mention Haihunhou, when you mention Haihunhou, the blind brother will be so angry, Bai Yujing Baidi, how capable he is, he can fight and kill, he can eat meat and drink a lot, and his subordinates can drink soup Long fat.

And Haihunhou is a professional householder, as long as I am a waste, you have nothing to do with me. With such a long-lived person, it is a miracle not to starve to death, and I want to ask Haihunhou for money , you want to fart!

In this way, not to mention the long-term wage arrears of the third uncle, he is still a professional household who relies on mountains and seas, and the life of the blind brother can be described by an idiom, that is, the world is going downhill.

There is no way, Brother Blind has a wrong idea. Anyway, those old and young in the late Qing Dynasty are not resting, so let's consume their aristocratic ideas and exchange for some money.

For those Qing brothers of Moon Gate, Brother Blind never relents, and never repays the money he borrowed!

Why do I have to pay back the money I borrowed with my ability!
Really fulfilled the old saying, Zhou Yu hit Huang Gai, one was willing to fight, the other was willing to suffer, the leeks at the Moon Gate were cut by the blind brother.

"Guest officer, your five-spice boring donkey head is here."

Xiao Er brought up a porcelain basin the size of a bath tub, and inside it was a complete five-spice stuffed donkey head!
"It's so beautiful!" The black blind man adjusted his sunglasses and couldn't help admiring, "It's really worthy of the delicacy reviewed by Lord Qianlong. I can even feel the posture of Lord Qianlong when he eats it."

Just when Heixiazi was about to make a move, the phone rang.

The blind man answered the phone, "Hello? That one?!"

A voice came from the opposite side, "Don't move the donkey's head, wait for me to take the first bite!"

Heixia was stunned for a moment, and in the next moment, he saw a white figure whizzing by downstairs, as if a white horse had passed through the gap, so fast that the people around him didn't even realize it, and he walked along the window and jumped up directly!
"Haha! Catch up!"

The visitor was dressed in a white suit. He grabbed the sliced ​​meat of the spiced donkey's head with one hand and put it into his mouth. While eating, he said, "How do you say the old saying? Dragon meat in the sky, donkey meat on the ground! This is a bit of a point There is nothing wrong with it! This is too fragrant! Thinking about my life in the academy, it is simply not a human life. I go to drink dew every day and eat grass every day. It is real grass! You don’t know that I almost starved in the academy die!"

The little brother who spoke had some dark green strands in his jet-black messy hair, and his dark-black pupils turned slightly dark purple, making him look even deeper. The cold light in his eyes added a bit of indifference.The tall nose bridge and the well-defined lips set off the strong and charming charm of a woman. It really echoes the old saying that the wine glass is eternal and the waist measurement hates Shen Lang!
The black blind man looked at the little brother in the white suit who was feasting, and his face was displeased, "Can you take care of my emotions! This is my dish! If you want to eat, can you order another one yourself!"

The little brother tilted his head and said with a smile, "What did you order? Let me guess, did you steal your money? Or did you cheat?"

The blind man's face turned hot, "I want you to take care of it! The third uncle has paid his salary..."

"What a fart!" said the little brother, "Third uncle's salary payment is a matter of metaphysics. He doesn't have the concept of salary in his memory, just like you always have enough money in your memory! If third uncle can pay you on time To get paid, would you go to the street to set up a fortune-telling massage every day? I heard it before, you went back to the moon gate, needless to say, you went back to cut the leeks of the old and the young! Such a big spiced donkey head, Tsk tsk, you made a lot of money this time around!"

The black blind man finally couldn't bear it any longer, "Eat it as soon as you eat it, and you still slander me for cheating money! Xie Yuchen, do you think I dare not do anything to you?"

Xie Yuchen?
This is the third generation Xiaohua master of the Xie family who used Wu Xie as a stool when he was a child, and later introduced Poker Fing, who was known as being able to fight against Qi Yu? ?
Not to mention anything else, this appearance is simply a nine-door ceiling, so handsome that he can almost disguise himself as a woman.

Xie Yuchen laughed, and moved the donkey's head towards him as a food protector, "I heard that Miss Hong, the head of the Moon Gate, has been arrested. As a second-generation disciple of the Moon Gate, don't you react at all? "

The black blind man sat there, and said lazily, "If you are caught, you will be arrested. Is it possible that I can still go to prison? What are you kidding! It is a civilized society now! Especially the current security department is not vegetarian, don't you see? Maoshan Dragon, Tiger and Shaolin Schools in the traditional sense are almost all the guests of the Public Security Bureau. The Public Security Bureau can control the upper and lower grades, and can form absolute authority and suppression against the middle and lower grades. Whether we want to or not, we will confront them head-on. We will never be their match."

Xie Yuchen popped his thumbs up and praised, "I have to say, you are much more mature than before! You know the truth about not twisting your arms and thighs! Come and do it!"

Jie Yuchen touched a bottle of snow beer, and the blind man looked at Xiao Hua, "Five years ago, you said you were going to study, and then you disappeared. Where did you go to study, old boy? Could it be the legendary Jixia College? "

Xie Yuchen laughed, "Jixia College was established in the Spring and Autumn Period and Warring States Period, and it was organized by Confucius! It's been so many years, it's already turned into ashes!"

The blind man shook his head persistently, "No, I don't think Jixia Academy has disappeared! I stayed at the Moon Gate, and I heard from the elders and children below that there were great Confucian scholars in Jixia Academy who came forward to give Yuemen Gate shame, and beat the Moon Gate. I slapped the Moon Gate several times, and there is nothing I can do to scold the red girl in anger."

Xie Yuchen thought for a while and said, "Jixia Academy is, in the final analysis, a sanctuary for Confucianism. It is probably equivalent to the Mohist organ city, the ghost valley of the Zongheng family! And you also know that Confucianism has existed for too long. From Confucian's gentleman's omnipotence to Mencius' mediocrity, they are all for the sake of competing for the market. It wasn't until Dong Zhongshu, the sage of Confucianism, proposed to abolish a hundred schools of thought that Confucianism is the only one. Confucianism has completely occupied the mainstream and can occupy the mainstream The result is that there are no more sages in the Confucian school, until the last sage, the queen sage Wang Yangming and Wang Shouren of the Confucian school, appeared, and Wang Yangming realized the Tao in Longchang, and once he suddenly realized the Confucianism of mind, the theory of mind has become famous all over the world!"

"Yangming, the sage king of Confucianism, also left behind an academy called Yangming Academy. This academy later inherited some theories of Confucius, Mencius, and Dong, and became what you call Jixia Academy."

Heixiazi heard this, "Now you admit that you have been studying in Jixia Academy for the past five years!"

Xie Yuchen said, "It's Yangming Academy! Not Jixia Academy!"

The blind man said, "I'm still in Bailu Academy! Just confuse me."

Xie Yuchen muttered, "Those old things in Bailu Academy are not easy to mess with. They all hold grudges. I advise you not to name those time-honored academies if you have nothing to do. Be careful that their masters come out and hammer you to the ground! My family You have scolded Bailu Academy a few times before, but you were attacked by Dean Bailu, hung upside down in the deer forest, and were eaten by deer for nine days and nine nights, without a single hair left on your body, what a miserable experience."

Hei Xiazi took a deep breath, Hei Xiazi never doubted what Xiao Hua said, and Xiao Hua never exaggerated anything.

Hei Xiazi pinched a piece of donkey meat, "Speaking of which, do you know what Third Uncle and the others are going to do this time?"

"Of course I know." Xie Yuchen said, "Si Grandpa sent me a text message, and I wanted to ask for leave to go home, but the dean was not happy, so I found my little one, Wang Shouyi, the son of the dean of Yangming Academy. , let him escape with me!"

The blind man said, "Wang Shouyi? Thirteen incense?"

Xie Yuchen was expressionless, "You can just say this in front of me, don't tell Wang Shouyi, this kid annoys others to call him Shisanxiang. Although he is a bit sissy, he is the most righteous person in our academy." Righteous senior brother, he can be called a mighty upright cannon that can walk in contemporary human form, he is super capable of fighting! If you say that he is Thirteen Xiang in front of his face, he will definitely turn you into Thirteen Xiang."

The blind man said, "Bring him out. In this way, when his father and the dean trouble you, he won't be able to pass his son's test. Xiao Hua, you are a real dog!"

Master Xiaohua laughed, "I actually didn't want to bring Wang Shouyi out, but this kid is born with a three-sense and delicate heart, and he is good at guessing people's thoughts. He told me that I would have a bloody disaster, and he said that after a catastrophe, there will be great blessings. It is a great blessing to be able to become a saint, and his biggest dream is to become a saint like his ancestor Wang Yangming, so he made a decision against his ancestors and ran out with me secretly."

The blind man said, "Then where is he now?"

Master Xiao Hua said, "I'm looking for Wu Xie!"

The blind man hesitated, "He went to find Wu Xie, what about us?"

"Let's go find Third Uncle!" Xiao Hua said while drinking beer, "This wave is still two teams, Wu Xie led Jude to test a large number of foreign mercenaries, and we went to join Third Uncle's team and Hong Gu Formation, when the time comes, cooperate with Wu Xie to clear out all the messy guys in the team, and then the two parties will work together to take down the Snake Marsh Ghost City and kill the King of Dian! The curtain is over!"

The blind man looked at Master Xiao Hua, "Wu Xie wants to do it alone?"

Master Xiao Hua laughed, "To be precise, the third master wants to fight against the third uncle to see who is the number one old black pen in the Nine Sects! This kind of thing is the old dog's own business, let's not Participate in the cooperation, let's join the third uncle in peace, and just be a theater watcher."

The black blind man said, "I don't care about it! As long as you give me money, I'll do it. I'm dead now! I can't die no matter what, but I have no money to live. The boss behind me is bad every day. What the hell am I doing?" Enough is enough, hurry up and find a place where I can die. If I die, the boss behind me will also be implicated and injured. I want to use my death to show my anger to my boss! This is the proletarian against the capitalist Silent protest!"

"Tsk tsk——" Xiao Hua couldn't help pouting, "Xiao Hei, I didn't mean you, so can't you have a good chat with your boss? There's no need to be so heroic! Take your own life just to wake up My boss, hey, what can I say about you!"

The blind man was furious, "I want to talk to him, but he never pays attention to me! Do you think that everyone is as easy to negotiate as Baidi? This is a professional accountant! All day long is nothing but sleeping. Hibernation! If I still can’t die in the Snake Marsh ghost town this time, I’ll find my third uncle, Bai Yujing, and dig his grave! Hang him on a street lamp!”

(End of this chapter)