abnormal musician

Chapter 246 There must be an elegant and high-end way of spraying people! ! (Please subscribe ~ monthly pass!)
The battle situation of tearing up the B war is very exciting.

Fans of Jie Ge always feel that they seem to know that Jie Ge has a strong ability to talk.

But today after World War I, the three views have been refreshed.

It can be said that Li Shaojie's vocabulary and knowledge of this wave of boxing are rich and varied, completely beyond the imagination of netizens.

In the face of logical bullshit, Li Shaojie's knowledge and logical ability are unparalleled. Under distracted combat, he can even use different professional knowledge to respond to bullshit from different angles.

Just like before, from the perspectives of literature, music, and Buddhist philosophy, using strong writing skills to make people speechless.

And in the face of the spray-type bar fine, it showed unparalleled quality.

No matter how nasty and filthy the words of these netizens are, Li Shaojie showed an astonishing vocabulary.

Those vicious words made even passers-by feel their blood pressure rise.

But looking back at Li Shaojie's response, it seemed like he was on a wonderful trip.

Even the fans can't help feeling that they are worthy of being the soundtrack composer for "JOJO". This wonderful metaphor has been engraved in their bones.

[Yes, yes, I am shit, but you are that soft roasted sweet potato, which was accidentally thrown in the toilet and broke, and the uneaten sprayer next door came smelling the sweet potato scent , glanced at the ground, stuck out his sinful little tongue, and then made the headlines the next day, someone said he ate me in the toilet, but I knew he was licking you. 】

[As far as your combat power is concerned, let’s forget about it. The logic of this inconsistent preface is like using Tongguan steamed buns from Xi’an to sandwich Changsha’s stinky tofu. It looks golden and crispy on the outside, but it actually breaks when touched. All that was exposed was black stuff, and it smelled a little foul. 】

Anyway, those who are blessed by Brother Jie have complicated emotions, just like receiving a freshly baked SpongeBob SquarePants pants on the morning of their birthday.

And if he is an unreasonable brawler, Li Shaojie will make people shut up with one button and three consecutive times.

No matter how extravagant you are, as long as you are making trouble for no reason, you want to disgust people by playing a rogue.

Many people look at those outrageous words that are completely incomprehensible and feel wrong, but they don't know how to fight back.

Li Shaojie didn't know how to fight back. Some people just couldn't understand and made trouble out of no reason. If they wanted to refute, they might have to write a long paper to analyze his composition and logic.

This method is not suitable for this kind of one-on-one scolding battle with large groups.

So Li Shaojie would only ask questions about the three souls.

"What breed are you?"

"Can you speak human language?"

"Have you finished your homework?"

If the opponent is bad, Li Shaojie is also bad.

Anyway, don't ink blots are useless, just tell me if you can speak human language and it's over.

And that's not even the most egregious.

The worst thing is this man
Cursing and cursing, they actually started singing?
"I seem to vaguely [hear] someone [teaching] me, telling me not to show [rareness] like this, it's a pity that you haven't [fulfilled] your human responsibilities, and you still have some [sickness] in your mind. "

"Cynical criticize [Lucky Dao], eat [poison] and [faint] and want to grab other people's [feet], I doubt, what kind of light can make you [hug]?"

Yes.

It started out as just plain text battles.

Later, Li Shaojie even turned on the microphone directly.
The rhythm is not difficult, and it looks like it is ready now.

Just play a few piano chords as a loop.

So the show started.

"Speaking can have a little [rhyme] and a little [roaring], otherwise it will not only sound [boring] but also [boring]."

"What? You said I can only double bet?"

"Where are you [twittering] [seven-seven-eight-eight] [cracking] [chirping quacking] [hee-hee-ha-ha] without shame? The one lying down is called a [Qiqishuashua]."

Don't say it, there are really trolls trying to divert attention.

Spray Li Shaojie, "Does Ning only know the simplest rhymes" and so on.

But Li Shaojie, a seasoned accompanying play expert, is naturally impeccable in thinking about problems.

The voice was spoken directly, and he started talking to himself, which made the fans feel numb.

[Good guy!Brother Jie became so ruthless that he even hated himself! ! 】

[I just wanted to say, but the words haven't been typed out yet]

【Yaoshou!Jackie is on the mic! ! 】

"Don't say four bets, I'll give you sixteen bets, twenty bets, or one hundred bets."

"Quack quack quack quack in your mouth."

"I smacked your face."

"You scream miserable ah ah ah ah."

"Crying super loud wah wah wah wah wah."

"Amused audience hahahahaha"

"Waving the flag and shouting to kill, kill, kill, kill"

"The grave is covered with flowers and flowers."

Even, he directly showed what is called a "professional troll" on the spot.

The level of professionalism is outrageous, even a ten-year YY five-athlete athlete can't compare to it.

"Yes, yes, you are amazing. You dare to go to the third ring for racing, and you drive a go-kart. Not only are you carrying a big iron pot, but you also drift and read novels with one hand."

"Blah blah."

Li Shaojie's firepower is super fierce.

But the vitality of the enemy is also very tenacious.

I don't know where it came from, so many P words popped up suddenly.

Chen Run directly doubted life.

Putting down the phone, I couldn't help but want to ask Brother Jie.

If you keep cursing, will you really be singing a song?

Look at the appalling "battlefield", and then look at the army of Kouhe who seems to be a bit defeated
Chen Run, who originally planned to keep an eye on the incident and prepare for work, would not have done so at that time.

Netizens have always been public figures who have been violent online.

When have you ever seen public figures picking out groups of Internet trolls? !

What should the public relations do?
Thinking of this, Chen Run hurriedly called.

".Joe, this"

After a pause, Chen Run scratched his head.

"Do you want to make a statement about this?"

Chen Run couldn't help complaining.

"It doesn't matter if you say you drank too much."

"Pull it down, do you think I'm drunk here?"

Li Shaojie rolled his eyes.

"What's the public relations thing about this thing?"

It is estimated that Chen Run has never seen such a scene, so he felt a little incomprehensible for a while.

For a normal celebrity, public relations must be on the stage at this time.

But Li Shaojie didn't think he was going too far.

Right, when it comes to matters, we are all reasonable people. If this group of people can't talk about it, I can't blame it.

"Do you really think that if I play serious music, I won't have combat effectiveness?"

Li Shaojie rolled his eyes.

"I'm going to tell them today, what is the highest level of a troll!!"

"Let me tell you, this is where it is, and it will be the time for talent later!"

Chen Run was already numb.

I really don't know where Li Shaojie came from to talk so much.

I just watched a circle of non-repetitive backsprays, and now I heard Li Shaojie rant about a lot of non-repetitive complaints.

"Brother Jie, you don't really want to come up with a song, do you!!"

Chen Run asked dumbfoundedly.

It's not surprising that his own boss did these things.

Anyway, since coming to Dabahua, what Chen Run feels is only the most real of human beings.

It turned out that the strange one before was me.

"Forget it, just make some jingles and some novels to sing?"

Li Shaojie shook his head.

"These methods are too simple and too low, really boring."

"If you really want to play, then you have to play something advanced."

"Advanced?!"

Chen Run is numb.

I definitely know the ability of my boss.

He said advanced.
What will it be like?
Chen Run himself became curious.

He coughed twice.

"Ahem, Boss, please be sure to play something advanced."

Chen Run sullenly.

"I'm ready to fight!!"

"OK!!"

Li Shaojie chuckled, looked at the book in his hand, and gently put it down.

The title of the book is "On the Importance of the Russian School in the History of Classical Music".

Truth be told, it was just in time for it to be hot.

Practice it.

"But you don't need to fight, don't worry, the work I made this time will be done with all-round dimensionality reduction strikes."

Li Shaojie pouted.

"Even in terms of content, it is completely on the commanding heights, so don't worry!!"

Make trouble?

Li Shaojie can be said to be very good at how to turn "doing things" into a grand and upright one.

According to the "Eight Principles of Invincible Land" set by my wife, it is not difficult to really do something fierce.

Yes.

Sing rap to hate people?Some pop song sarcasm?
It can be, but it's a bit simplistic.

Simple, it would appear that the B grade is not high enough! !
Yes, Li Shaojie this time
Going to use serious music!
In the most serious way to make some serious music! ! !

Close it up, be happy.

So Li Shaojie made a phone call.

The phone went straight downstairs.

National Center for the Performing Arts Symphony Chorus.

I found Kong Jingdong, the head of the choir, and asked.

"Kong Tuan, are there any male voices in our choir who are better at the Russian school style?"

"Well there's a baritone and a bass."

Kong Jingdong said.

"The baritone is Xiao Chen, and the bass is me."

"That's great, Kong Tuan, you come to my room, I'm going to have some fun."

"Well, it's okay anyway."

Kong Jingdong responded.

Immediately came to Li Shaojie's room.

Li Shaojie seemed to be writing furiously on the table.

"what happened?"

"Ah! Haha, I want to ask you to sing a song."

Li Shaojie chuckled.

"Isn't this a study of the Russian school recently, just to practice the use of Russian folk song style in serious music."

Kong Jingdong nodded suspiciously.

But I couldn't help thinking about it in my heart.

Why are you so calm?

Are you sure you were just studying serious music of the Russian school? !

There is a lot of noise on the Internet, I saw a fake Jetlin?

"The Internet"

Hearing Kong Jingdong's words, Li Shaojie was taken aback.

He raised his head and glanced at Kong Jingdong in surprise.

"Old Kong, I didn't expect that at such an advanced age, with an honest face, you still like to eat melons on the Internet?"

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Kong Jingdong's face darkened.

Is that what I voluntarily ate? !
It was passing through the melon field and fell from the sky! !

Just glance at the phone casually, and it's all hot searches about Jiege's hate.

With a cursory glance, they all know that Brother Jie has gone mad.

"Learning and practicing must be true, don't worry."

Li Shaojie smiled harmlessly.

"It's true to criticize the work at the end."

I'm worried! !
Kong Jingdong shook his head again and again.

The old man is over 50 years old, don't you let me lose my insurance at the end of the festival? !

"Here, the words are basically ready-made, just take a look, there are two versions."

Li Shaojie chuckled.

Naturally, he knew Kong Jingdong's concerns, so Li Shaojie was very careful in choosing the content.

"Um"

Kong Jingdong reluctantly took the paper and found that there were two parts of the lyrics printed on it.

One is the Chinese version and the other is the Russian version.

"??I??"

After reading the lyrics, Kong Jingdong's expression gradually became outrageous.

"This "Faust"?!"

Thinking about the scolding battle on the Internet before, Kong Jingdong realized.

At this moment, Kong Jingdong realized a truth.

There is nothing outrageous that Li Shaojie can't do! !
"For the sake of speed, I plan to write the piano accompaniment score and singing score first, and we will record as much as possible first."

Li Shaojie smiled slightly.

"The symphonic version will be recorded for everyone's entertainment in two days."

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Kong Jingdong rolled his eyes.

"Okay, it's okay to have fun, the important thing is not this."

Kong Jingdong became serious.

"Shaojie, you, sometimes you are too straightforward."

Gently shaking his head, Kong Jingdong seemed to know something inside.

"Do you know that you have moved many people's cakes just because of your existence?"

Wherever there are people, there is darkness, even in the circle of "high art".

Even here, there are more sanctimonious people.

But not everyone is what they appear to be.

This time Li Shaojie was able to meet such a large group of sunspots all of a sudden, maybe some of them had been offended before, but most of them were insiders who didn't like Li Shaojie.

Yes, in serious music circles.

Li Shaojie understood what Kong Jingdong meant.

Just being yourself is a sin, let alone thinking about "jumping" like this.

There is a lot of darkness in it, even the bosses keep it secret, and they are too shy to talk about it.

The so-called bigwigs are not simply bigwigs in the classical music industry, but some real bigwigs with real power.

The blooming of genius will inevitably be severely suppressed, because in the eyes of some people, genius does not bring so-called "progress", let alone discredit it.

The relationship between "certain people" is not just domestic.

It's about grabbing jobs.

Kong Jingdong was very worried, because Li Shaojie danced too much.

It's not that I'm worried about ghosts and monsters on the Internet, but I'm worried about those who have so much energy that I haven't had time to get rid of them.

After all, the speed at which Li Shaojie's status in the academic circle rose was too fast, which caught people off guard.

"Of course I know."

Li Shaojie smiled disdainfully.

"But so what? You still have to do what you have to do. It's no fun even if you are lingering on your last breath. You still have to touch it when it's time to touch!!"

consciousness.

I retreated bravely because I encountered the same reason abroad.

However, now that you've figured it out, there's no need to escape, just be yourself and you'll be done.

"Put that thing away first!!"

Li Shaojie nodded and smiled.

"Help me finish this work first."

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(End of this chapter)