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Chapter 325 "Crosstalk Actor"'s "Idol Baggage" (please subscribe ~ happy ticket!)
Regarding the arrangement of the program group, Li Shaojie was not surprised at all.

As for the grouping of the program group, it doesn't matter.

Good brothers share weal and woe? ?

Bah, who is a good brother to you, go ask the uncle who unlocked the lock downstairs if the key matches.

Of course, this is just a thought, and it must not be said outside.

That night, Li Shaojie checked into a comfortable [-]-yuan hotel.

This hotel is very meaningful, because this is where Chen Fei lived before.

Then Chen Fei came out and was downgraded to a hotel with 15 yuan a night. That's why the program team opened the back door again.

As a product information entry clerk, I am immature, and I am fishing for the first time.

Mistakes are not unimaginable.

In business, the entry of product information affects quite a lot of things. Once the information on the product is entered incorrectly, the subsequent finance, cashier, and accounting will be absolutely devastated.

From a large amount of data, to find out what went wrong, this kind of work
It's like you are assembling a car, and after assembling, you find that there are a few extra screws.

Not only is it scary, but the process of reversing it can be disgusting enough to make you want to vomit.

It is reasonable to be opened.

He even said that if he wasn't beaten, he already had quality.

And the same hotel.

But Li Shaojie came in, and not only could he live comfortably, he could even live there for two weeks without stress.

the next day.

The team began.

Zhang Yun, Yue Peng, and Lin Xin formed a small team.

According to the average economic conditions of the three people, they lived in a hotel with 15 yuan a night.

Ke Huang Tao, Chen Fei
Li Shaojie had 1400 yuan in his hand.

On average, there are 466 yuan.

inexplicably.

A person who makes mistakes at work, and a person who works for two hours and eats two bowls of boxed lunches consumes an average of one bowl of boxed lunches per hour. Watch Haige.
I also stayed in a 100 yuan standard hotel.

You can even live for more than three days.

Even on average, the average money of this person is even more than the sum of the other groups.

Of course, Li Shaojie will definitely not repay the "foreign debt" owed by Chen Fei and Huang Tao.

What's more, it was said to be a group. But Li Shaojie knew that these two guys came here to help him spend money, and when the money ran out, there would be 1 reasons to separate the group.

You can't be a big complainer.

"Brother Jie, that's great, you are really our savior!!"

Huang Tao enthusiastically wanted to give Li Shaojie a hug.

"Don't you don't"

Li Shaojie pushed Huang Tao away without a trace.

"Thank you so much Brother Jie, otherwise we two really don't know what to do."

Huang Tao could at least say something nice.

Chen Fei is like a proud noble son, living under someone else's fence, eating, drinking and living with others, with his hands in his pockets, standing aside like an independent beauty, silently raising his head to look at the sky at a 45° angle.

"But we have to work, otherwise, even if there is a place to live, eating will be a problem."

Li Shaojie said.

"Besides, since we are grouped, it is obvious that the three of us have to do the same work."

The two nodded in succession.

Even laugh out loud.

Nice to have thigh straps.

Jack is sad.

To be honest, this so-called "program group work recommendation" is too simple to explain.

"Sanhe Great God strongly recommends"

It is said that there are so many jobs, only you can't think of them, and no job can't be found.

But in fact, it is simply explained as "handy labor".

So, the three of them followed Sanhe's recommendation and served a small amount of bread.

"The job this time is very simple, just handing out leaflets."

What the leader said made Huang Tao and Chen Fei happy.

But when they got there, their expressions changed.

Imagine handing out leaflets.
One person held a few leaflets in his hand, and then went to the street, handing them out casually while strolling.

But looking at the leaflets piled up in front of them, the two of them couldn't hold back immediately.

"It's all from us?!"

"Yes!"

The foreman nodded.

"Working hours are from 09:30 am to 03:30 pm, with two breaks in between, [-]:[-] to [-]:[-] and [-]:[-] to [-]:[-], this is the time for you to eat, and the rest of the time needs to be sent."

"So long?! How much is that hour?"

"It costs 18 yuan an hour. The working time is 234 hours. After a whole day, I can earn [-] yuan."

said the foreman.

"Two meals included."

Li Shaojie didn't speak, but listened quietly.

This is reality.

The reality is like this, there is no labor-saving and profitable work at all, and you can earn a penny for every effort.

What's more, what kind of job is it is not up to you to choose, it's just life.

Even distributing leaflets is definitely not that simple.

Not to mention the long time, the efficiency of distributing leaflets is also very critical.

The fact is that the foreman has already given the guests a lot of face, otherwise, he would not have the patience to explain to you, you are not willing to do it, and some people will do it.

"And, after five o'clock in the afternoon, there will be some activities in the commercial street here, and you need to do some linkage."

The foreman spoke.

"At that time, you will still need to wear doll costumes to distribute leaflets."

"Haha, this feels quite interesting."

Chen Fei spoke suddenly.

But unfortunately, after Chen Fei spoke, the foreman gave Chen Fei a pitiful look.

Sure enough, it was the young master who knew nothing, not even common sense.

Yes, it is winter now.

But the daytime temperature in Pengcheng is now 24 degrees.

It's not hot, but what is the concept of being trapped in a doll suit for five hours?
Not to mention more, the physical exertion is at least twice the normal amount, and, before that, you have already worked for six hours.

The foreman was really afraid that the young master wouldn't last until the moment he put on the doll costume.

"Okay, enough talking, let's get started!"

With a wave of the foreman's hand, everyone began to move the leaflets into the car.

Then, Little Bread sent the three of them to their destinations, and stopped somewhere to wait.

Yes, the three of them need to distribute leaflets one by one from three different streets and walk towards the car.

After distributing, you need to come back to pick up the leaflets, and then change to another street to continue distributing.

It's just so unpretentious and boring.

Li Shaojie didn't say anything.

Holding the leaflets in hand, we are ready to start distributing them.

But as soon as he looked up, he saw a familiar person.

another group.

They are even handing out leaflets.

Li Shaojie just bumped into Yue Peng.

Both of them were taken aback.

"Yue Peng?"

"Li Shaojie?!"

"What's the matter?"

"Are they all handing out leaflets?!"

"coincidence."

Could it be that the program team is doing some kind of PK?

Li Shaojie was stunned.

Immediately, he frowned, always feeling that the program group didn't hold back anything good.

"Forget it, never mind him, let's talk about it first."

"Uh, haha, yes."

Li Shaojie didn't want to think about those messy things at all.

Time is tight and tasks are heavy, and there are still a lot of leaflets to be distributed.

So, Li Shaojie distributed leaflets to passers-by.

"Brother, continue!!"

"Good brother, here it is!"

"Miss Sister, you are so beautiful, I reward you with a flyer."

"Children, come on, even if you don't look at it, you can use it to stack planes."

"Master, whoever sees it has a share, here it is!"

The key to distributing leaflets is to be fast!
UI! !

As long as your speed of handing out leaflets + speaking speed is faster than passers-by's reflex arc and brain, then no one can reject your leaflet.

This operation simply left the photographer dumbfounded.

What social cow B syndrome?
The photographer couldn't help but sigh.

Worthy of being a public figure.

Really handy for something that requires some "show courage".

But thinking about it, the stage, the Internet, and such a big stage are all on, so are you afraid of this?
The photographer shook his head and continued to follow.

Immediately, his eyes followed Brother Jie and saw Yue Peng.

The photographer froze.

Yue Peng on the side seemed to be struggling in his heart, his eyes turned wildly, as if he didn't dare to distribute leaflets.

stiffened.

He hesitated for a long time.

Finally mustered up the courage, stepped forward, and said to a girl.

"Miss, please take a look."

The woman ignored Yue Peng directly.

This is a normal thing when handing out flyers.

But Yue Peng seemed to be hit hard.

The speed plummeted, and the legs that were finally opened were retracted.

It can be clearly seen that Yue Peng's courage bar has dropped rapidly.

Then, TP in place like a war correspondent.

Holding the flyer in his hand, he didn't know who to send it to, his eyes were full of confusion, and everyone was a little suffocated by embarrassment.

This appearance is all in Jie Ge's eyes.

There is no way, although Brother Jie wants to concentrate on distributing flyers, but the fat man's embarrassment is too obvious.

It's hard to ignore.

Li Shaojie couldn't even figure it out.

Why do some people always think that the "normal" thing is to make a fool of themselves, and instead let themselves fall into a real shame situation.

To be honest, Li Shaojie was really a little disgusted.

Part-time work is for living.

You can even pretend to be for variety shows.

Audiences don't laugh at stars because they "make a fool of themselves" in variety shows.

They only laugh at celebrities because they don't want to "make a fool of themselves" because of their "idol burden".

However, Li Shaojie didn't intend to say anything.

It doesn't matter to me anyway.

"Good brother! Here!!"

"Big girl! Listen to me! Take it!!"

The speed at which the leaflets in Li Shaojie's hand disappeared could be called a human miracle.

Under the buff of social cow B syndrome, the work progress is very gratifying.

Compared with Yue Peng, it is like a sky and a ground, and it has dropped a few dimensional blows.

And Yue Peng is still struggling with "not daring to go forward", "too much burden" and "a little embarrassment".

Li Shaojie glanced at him and shook his head.

It's really useless.

Actually, scientifically speaking.

Normal human beings don't actually have any impression of the person who sent you the flyer, and they will almost automatically filter it.

However, due to the "spotlight" effect in psychology, many people will always put other people's attention on themselves to infinity.

The feeling of social death comes from this.

In fact, as long as you are not extremely exaggerated and anti-human, showing off and making a fool of yourself, many people will not pay much attention.

Even if you make a fool of yourself, in fact, the attention is only for a moment, how can there be so much time to think about you and laugh at you every day.

[Others actually don't pay as much attention to you as you think]

But it's a pity.

Yue Peng may not understand.

It is said that he came from a grassroots background, but in fact, Yue Peng now enjoys a good life, praise from everyone, and a reputation that does not match his own strength. He can no longer let go of the burden of being an idol.

To put it plainly.

【Feel like a wrist】

The burden of idols and the spotlight effect even made Yue Peng feel that it is a "shameful" thing to distribute leaflets.

But at this time, the foreman on the other side who was in charge of escorting couldn't stand it anymore, and came up to persuade Yue Peng.

"Open your mouth, move your legs, and be bold."

"I know I know I know."

Yue Peng's face was sweating slightly, and his complexion was not very good.

"It's not that difficult."

At this moment, the amateur foreman shone like a nurse in a mother and baby care center, taking good care of the little baby.

At most, it's a little bigger, a 190-jin baby.

"You just need to go up and hand out the leaflets!!"

"."

Yue Peng mustered up his courage again.

But passers-by waved their hands.

So, it was another 3-minute face-changing station.

"No, I said Yue Peng, you just can't let go of your idol burden?"

Li Shaojie really couldn't stand it.

You work hard here, and some people play embarrassingly over there.

Or someone you know.

He conveniently shoved the flyer into the eyes of passers-by. Looking at Yue Peng, whose face was getting more and more purple, Li Shaojie shook his head and walked up.

"It's just a flyer, so difficult?"

Yue Peng's complexion became even worse.

Without Li Shaojie, Yue Peng might not have had much reaction.

But if someone compares it like this, it's like a disaster movie.

"No, I am."

"I suspect that distributing leaflets will affect your image, right?"

Li Shaojie rolled his eyes.

"Wake up, big brother, you have no image."

Yue Peng's mind buzzed.

Even the surrounding staff were stunned.

Never expected that this person would take the initiative to find trouble.

"No, don't you think it's more embarrassing for you to stand here like a mountain sculpture?"

Li Shaojie really doesn't understand this person's idol baggage and brain circuit.

Aren't you from the grassroots?
Didn't you f*ck serve the plate at that time?

Why does it make you pee like a stone when you send out a leaflet?

"Gentlemen, can you be more straightforward, it's not shameful to be a jerk."

"No matter how embarrassing you are, can you be ashamed of yourself on stage?"

Yue Peng stared wide-eyed, staring blankly at Li Shaojie.

I don't know why Li Shaojie is so rude to him.

But Li Shaojie didn't think so.

In fact, even if nothing happened, Li Shaojie didn't need to be polite to Yue Peng.

I wanted to say it, so I did.

In terms of strength and status, there is no comparison.

Crosstalk can also be called an artist, or a traffic idol.

What's more, Li Shaojie had always disliked Yue Peng.

Extremely old-fashioned machismo, regardless of his status, he is arrogant like a bully in the sky.

Openly blatantly talking about the thick legs of the female guest, talking about "You are so old and you are not married and have children", "My wife gave birth at the age of 24", "I don't think you are suitable for dancing".

To be honest, these extremely materialized thinking are hard to make people feel good.

What's more, this person's so-called "humor" is all based on other people's embarrassment, and after attacking others, the sentence "Cross talk actors are funny, this is ridicule" is all over.

Treat the greasy and wretchedness of "cheesy swish" as "humor".

Low EQ?

Maybe more than that.

It may be disgusting to use deeds, but no matter how disgusting it is, it is not as disgusting as using words.

Talking can hurt, but the premise is "you are sure you want A to go out".

Li Shaojie's words are also very hurtful, but at least, when Li Shaojie treats relatives, friends, lovers, or passers-by, he never says any hurtful words.

Not to mention "greasy stench" as humor.

Many words are inherently "offensive".

If you talk regardless of the target or the occasion, but only your brain, AOE general damage, then it is not called damage.

Call cheap.

Finding an opportunity, Li Shaojie felt uneasy even without scolding a few words.

"What are you looking at me for?!"

Li Shaojie rolled his eyes.

"Distribute leaflets!"

"You're here as a security guard?"

(End of this chapter)