abnormal musician

Chapter 413 Are You Here To Buy Stock? ! (Please subscribe ~ monthly pass!)
Just now, he was still wandering in the sky, and he was called in the next second.

Li Shaojie was stunned for a moment, then stood up and came to the stage.

Take the trophy.

such an award
Li Shaojie's heart was actually not disturbed.

Tell the truth.

When you are not interested in an honor at all, you have won such an honor.

It is really difficult to have too much turmoil in the heart.

For example, a 27-year-old young man won the little red flower awarded by the kindergarten?
You may not be happy even if you are happy, there will only be a very subtle feeling.

[I feel like TM is a little childish]

Li Shaojie generally felt like this.

Smiling slightly, he bowed politely.

He looked very calm.

"Brother Jie, how does it feel to win an award?"

The host asked with a smile.

The stars in the audience also watched with great interest, smiling slightly on their faces.

"Forehead"

Li Shaojie scratched his head.

He hesitated.

In the end, I still choose to be an honest person, telling the truth and not making falsehoods.

He opened his mouth immediately.

"It doesn't feel too big, it feels like winning an award?"

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The host's smile stiffened.

The smiles on the faces of the stars under the stage were awkward.

[Good guy!Listen, is this a human language? ! 】

[The feeling of winning an award is no feeling. 】

[Laughing, how does it feel to win an award?It is feeling of winning a prize. 】

[Ning is the originator of nonsense literature! ! 】

Netizens were also embarrassed.

Many netizens always feel that Li Shaojie seems to be pretending to be B.

But take a closer look at his face.

It really seemed to be very indifferent, nothing seemed to happen.

This.
This person doesn't seem to be pretending to be B, what he said seems to be serious!
This is even more unacceptable.

If you pretend to be B, at least everyone will feel better.

But if you really don't feel anything, who can bear it? !
Those who reacted the most were the stars in the audience.

You don't feel it to me! !Fuck! !I feel it! !I have a big feeling! !
If I were to accept the award, I would have to write a long speech of three to five hundred words!
"alright haha."

The host started to sweat.

"Then Brother Jie, say a few words?"

"Ok!"

Li Shaojie nodded.

then
"Thank you all."

"Ok!"

The acceptance speech can be said to be extremely concise.

"Thank you!"

He bowed and left.

Wave your hand and take away not a single cloud except for the trophy.

That kind of chic and coziness simply left the netizens dumbfounded.

【? ? ? ? ? 】

[? ? ?no. gone? ! 】

[Is this the end? ! ! 】

[You should say something! ? 】

Not just netizens.

The host was stunned.

Tonight, I was Gank too many times by Jiege.

Even if it is numb, it is really unbearable.

Not directly.

I want to say some words, and I even get stuck.

The anxious host was tearful, always feeling that his hosting career seemed to be coming to an end.

"The song "Blue and White Porcelain" is really great!"

"Perhaps, it is because of his dedication to the music business that Brother Jie can create such excellent works."

Finally.

Jobs are saved.

Only by walking on the verge of death can one taste the meaning of existence.

The host is simply too emotional now.

"Haha, let's stop gossip then."

The host flipped through the next award.

I tried to minimize the weirdness as much as possible.

"Next is our best composition award!!"

"The shortlisted works are. Li Shaojie's "Blue and White Porcelain".?"

After reading a long list of works accompanying the nominees.

Read this piece again.

The host can't hold back anymore.

I just stepped off the stage, and my buttocks have not yet sat still.

again? !
【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, life is worse than death for the hostess. 】

[It's good for Brother Jie to accept the award, but it's a bit expensive to host. 】

[Host: Why is it you? ! 】

Netizens burst into laughter.

The stars in the audience also had their eyelids twitched.

There is no suspense about this award.

After all, the song "Blue and White Porcelain" is already a phenomenon-level pop song. No matter in terms of its own quality or popularity, it has really beaten half of the Chinese pop music scene.

No surprises.

really.

"Winner of the Best Composer of the Year Award!"

"Li Shaojie, "Blue and White Porcelain"!"

"Let's congratulate Li Shaojie!!"

The host smiled stiffly, and said one button three times.

The stars in the audience applauded.

The smile is a bit bitter.

Is this the difference in the world?
There are so many artists in the audience.

Want to ask for a prize but can't get it.

You are fine!

Keep winning prizes!

And you don't look so happy?

What are you doing!
Li Shaojie was still sitting still.

Then stood up again.

Put the trophy in the hands of the wife.

Walk to the stage.

The background music is also "Blue and White Porcelain".

"Yo, just left, we meet again."

The host couldn't help teasing.

Hearing this, Li Shaojie scratched his head.

".Then...why don't I step down now?"

"???"

"Ha ha ha ha!!"

At this time, whether it is off stage or online.

It really is laughter and question marks flying together, celebrities and netizens are the same.

The color of his face.

The expressions of the stars in the audience are so wonderful and wonderful.

It's fine if it's a normal joke.

But the point is, the vast majority of people today know it.

This year's best golden song should really belong to Li Shaojie.

This suddenly became intriguing.

Don't ask, it's too fierce to ask, this data can't even be swiped out.

The celebrities who ran with them under the stage had complex expressions.

This one has to be watched with a smile.

But very envious, very jealous, and even a little want to cry.

It's hard to hold back.

"Win two awards in a row! You really deserve it, Brother Jie!"

The host's mentality has just stabilized.

The warm field of the normal regular normal mode.

who ever thought.

Then he encountered Gank unexpectedly.

"Hey, what's the problem?"

Li Shaojie was full of thoughts about the future performance.

So, at this time, the first thing I thought about was to answer some truths.

Brother Jie swears to God, this is really not pretending to be B.

It's like mathematicians may be ecstatic about winning the Fitz Medal, but they will definitely not be happy about winning an Olympiad.

In terms of awards, it seems that apart from the real World Music Hall of Fame, there is nothing that can attract Li Shaojie.

The Golden Melody Awards are naturally not at the level of the Olympiad Awards.

But you must know that in front of the Mahayana stage, the foundation players and Jindan players seem to be similar.

It's just a matter of time!
It seems that there is really nothing wrong.

Not to mention winning the Golden Melody Award.

With Li Shaojie's ability and qualifications, being a judge of the Golden Melody Awards is a bit overkill.

It is really difficult.

"Well, it's not difficult."

But soon, Li Shaojie felt that it was not good to say that.

I am afraid that others will misunderstand.

"Um, I mean"

"Pretty boring."

The first true reflection of the heart that comes out of the mouth.

It made Li Shaojie almost embarrassed himself.

Although what I want to express is true, it seems that I can't say it that way.

It's really boring to win this award, but I can't say it so bluntly! !

"No, I meant to say"

Forget it.

Li Shaojie shook his head.

Hurry up, whatever you like.

Anyway, no matter how bad I say, nothing major will happen.

Just pretend to be yourself.

Although he didn't intend to pretend at the beginning, it is obvious that "tell the truth" in Li Shaojie's mind, in other people's ears, it is a real invisible pretend.

Hi, life is really troublesome.

The fact is that it is very pretentious, what can I do?

So, Li Shaojie began to "break the jar and smash it".

Simply let it go.

Why think so much.

put!It's done!
I just pretended, what the hell!

"Well, that's what I deserve."

Li Shaojie spread his hands.

The tone also began to be awesome.

"Really, it's normal because I tried my best."

"."

"."

The audience suddenly became silent.

Silent.

Cooperate with the question mark floating on the barrage.

This scene was like a black shadow passing through the dead forest.

The host's mind was buzzing.

This time, it may be completely disconnected.

collapsed.

The host's mentality is completely broken.

My mind went blank, I didn't know what to say.

I don't ask anymore! !
I don't ask any more! !

The host was about to cry.

Who can stand this? !
I figured it out, no matter what I f*ck asked, the one who was stupid in the end must be myself! !

My day NM! !
The host with a broken heart stiffly raised the microphone.

"Efforts will pay off! Brother Jie taught us a vivid lesson!"

Hard work pays off.

You are awesome.

The host clapped numbly.

"."

The audience in the audience also started to applaud.

[Li Shaojie!You're committing a crime, you know? ! 】

【I'm really fucking drunk! ! 】

【vivid!It's so vivid!It doesn't get more vivid! 】

【Attend class!You have to go to class! ! 】

[I was just a bystander, and my mentality has already exploded! ! 】

[Inviting Li Shaojie to come is the worst thing the Golden Melody Awards have done in decades. 】

Netizens collectively split up.

The barrage finally began to flourish again.

What. "As expected of you" and "My DNM" kept drifting by.

It's outrageous, it's simply outrageous.

But TM seems to happen to Li Shaojie, but it is very reasonable.

【Why Li Shaojie is obviously telling the truth, but I think he is pretending to be B? 】

【He really deserves to be beaten】

[Host: What did I do wrong? 】

【Host: If I'm guilty, please arrest me directly instead of letting Brother Jie torture me! 】

【Distressed Host】

The bullet screens on the Internet kept floating by.

This time, the popularity of the Golden Melody Awards has exploded.

so many years.

Who the hell has seen a star do this kind of underworld work at the Golden Melody Awards? !
"Haha, isn't the Golden Melody Award the best proof of the hard work of the music producers?"

The host tried to continue with the awards ceremony.

After a few awkward laughs, it seemed that everything was back to normal.

But know that nightmares never go away.

"The next award to be presented is the best golden song of the year!!"

"The shortlisted songs are. Lin Qiuhua's "Life", Chen Ze's "Song of the End of the World", Li Shaojie's "Blue and White Porcelain"!!"

The host's heart was already throbbing.

pain!It hurts so much! !

"The work that won the Best Chinese Golden Melody Award of the Year is!"

""Blue and White Porcelain"!!"

"Let's congratulate Li Shaojie!!"

From the host's point of view, the words Li Shaojie and blue and white porcelain seemed to have become a lingering nightmare.

The stars in the audience became numb after hearing these two words.

[Good guy!I call it a good guy! ! 】

[The hot man is hot again! ! 】

[Hahahaha I'm going to die laughing at this year's Golden Melody Awards! 】

[Li Shaojie: Huh? !I'm going down hot!Eh?I'm up again spicy! ! 】

Netizens have never seen this scene before! !

Three times in a row? !

In the eyes of everyone, Li Shaojie stepped onto the stage again.

This time Li Shaojie's performance was even more direct.

On the stage, he snatched the trophy from the host.

Say nothing.

Turn away.

He directly took the step of denying his relatives.

The barrage on the Internet exploded again.

【? ? ? 】

[Jie Ge: I am too lazy to thank you, just give it to me! 】

[Do you know that walking back and forth is very tiring? ! 】

[I didn't prepare the acceptance speech at first, but you let me accept it four times?I don't want to talk at all! 】

[Jie Ge may be numb after accepting the award]

[I am also numb. 】

"???"

While the host couldn't hold back.

He let out a sigh of relief inwardly.

This may be the most childish way to receive an award.

It's such an important award.

It can almost be said that this award is the most important award in the entire Golden Melody Awards, not one of them.

Usually, the most interesting thing is the protagonist's speech after this.

But now, everyone is wishing that Li Shaojie can shut up that mouth and suffocate his speech.

Even if Li Shaojie really didn't speak this time, he wanted to sew it up.

Get back three awards in a row.

Li Shaojie's wechat steps today can be counted.

Take your seat back.

The people around Li Shaojie all looked strangely.

But Li Shaojie stuffed the trophy into Lu Qiuer's arms carelessly.

"Honey, I have to go later."

"Stay away?"

"?"

Just as the audience was whispering, they heard voices coming from the stage again.

The owner of the voice seems to want to die immediately and leave this beautiful and troubled world.

"Win the Best Music Producer of the Year!!"

"Li Shaojie!"

"Let's congratulate Li Shaojie!!"

"."

The camera pans.

Li Shaojie shrugged helplessly.

"Look, I just said, I have to go up."

Immediately, Li Shaojie walked onto the stage with both hands.

He smiled at the host.

I'm a little embarrassed.

"I'm really bothering you tonight!"

"?"

"?"

"?"

Once again, there was an uproar in the audience.

CNM, is anyone so irritating? !

Really bothering you tonight? !
Is this TM talking about a person? !

[I'm dumbfounded! !Jackie is crazy! 】

[Good guy!Everyone else went to receive the award, only Jiege didn't, Jiege bought the goods TM! 】

[Jie Ge: Who else? ! ! 】

[Fuck, this year's Golden Melody Awards seems to be covered by Jie Ge? ! 】

[Li Shaojie has taught the Chinese music scene a lesson]

Netizens were really shocked again.

I originally thought that winning three awards in a row was already very numb.

But here are four
It makes people stunned again from numbness.

outrageous.

But recall the achievements of "Blue and White Porcelain".

It seems reasonable again.

Absolutely.

"Brother Jie, you won four awards in a row tonight!! What do you think?"

The host bit the bullet, and finally opened his mouth nervously.

no way.

It is too rare to win four awards in a row.

In any case, it was time for Li Shaojie to say some acceptance speeches.

"Hey, it's fun."

Li Shaojie chuckled and scratched his head.

The whole person is very real.

"Next time I will come."

"?"

The host only felt that every cell was shouting "Li Shaojie, I am CNM".

The hand holding the microphone was already shaking.

　Blue and White Porcelain really won these three awards (except for the best music producer of the year).

　　The massacre scene is second only to Nocturne.

　　Sometimes, reality is far more outrageous than fiction.
　　
　
(End of this chapter)