abnormal musician

Crazy lyrics small theater, as the name suggests.

Crazy.

The host will give some hints and let the guests choose to say a strange word.

There are verbs, nouns, adjectives.

Try to say something joyful.

Then play the small theater behind.

The small theater itself will have a story template, and then replace key words, such as names, behaviors, and actions, so that strange stories will appear.

And because Li Shaojie was not an actor, the small theater he chose didn't require much acting skills.

After all, if the acting skills are not enough, small games will also make people play.

Even if the purpose of the game is to play.

Of course, this is considered too much for the program team.

In fact, whether a musician can act or not depends on what type of musician he is.

For Li Shaojie whose business covers opera performances, he must have an understanding of acting.

It is definitely enough for the demeanor exercise of the performance.

After all, a good performance, even a musical performance, is inseparable from body language.

"Okay, jay, say a male name."

"Evoli."

The name was normal, but the audience didn't laugh, but watched quietly.

"Tell me the name of your favorite teacher."

"Frederick?"

Fei Lun faithfully remembered.

Holding back a smile.

In the audience, there were a few chuckles.

Li Shaojie always felt that his teacher was about to suffer.

"Say an exclamation."

It was just that Li Shaojie was still stuck in the idea of ​​[what if the teacher gets hurt later, what should the teacher do if he cracks]?
Fei Lun asked quickly.

"fk!"

Li Shaojie blurted out without thinking.

"Hahahaha!"

There was a burst of laughter.

"No! You can't say that!"

Fei Lun was shocked.

"You can't say that word on Beacon TV."

Fei Lun never expected Brother Jie to come up with such a word.

But to be honest, the effect of the program is really there.

"Sorry sorry."

Li Shaojie scratched his head.

"I didn't react for a while."

Just like domestic people will not openly "I m" on public TV.

But to be honest, for many Chinese people, the word fk does not have such a strong foul impression.

"Then."

Li Shaojie frowned.

Interjections need to have a strong tone of emotion.

It can also bring a sense of whole work.

It was just thinking for such a short moment, and then blurted out.

"Ba Ga pressure!"

"Hahahaha!"

There was a burst of laughter from the audience.

The Falun people are all stupid.

It can be said that the domestic barrage surged almost instantly.

This sentence is a little bit squishy, ​​and even a tongue is added.

[Hahahahaha, I can't tell the taste even after I haven't been a big left for ten years! 】

【I never expected that Li Shaojie would come up with a bad sentence. 】

[I never thought in my life that I could see Brother Jie yelling out Baga in the lighthouse show. 】

Netizens are already laughing like crazy.

Fei Lun really felt that Li Shaojie was probably the most difficult guest to bring along.

It was difficult for other guests to bring along, perhaps because of the burden of being an idol and not being able to say particularly strange words.

...

Only on Li Shaojie's side, there is no burden at all, and he will give you a hard work as soon as you ask.

You have to hold on tight.

"Okay, say a number."

"6"

Fei Lun kept his face straight and continued to ask.

Li Shaojie shrugged and continued to answer.

It seems that everything is starting to normalize.

But soon, the next question was abnormal again.

"Give me a plural noun."

"emmm Wei. Sanitary napkin?"

"?"

Fei Lun raised his head, his eyes were full of doubts about life.

There was another burst of laughter from the audience.

Fei Lun didn't understand why people would think of sanitary napkins when they mentioned nouns.

Li Shaojie pouted, but said nothing.

Before I came here, I accompanied my wife to buy two packs of sanitary napkins, so I had a whim.

I always feel that if this is the case, there is work to be done.

"."

Fei Lun suppressed a smile, tried to divert the topic and attention, and started to ask the next question.

"The name of the store?"

"Crazy Dave's Fancy Gadget Store?"

"Hahahahahaha!"

Li Shaojie's answer immediately made Fei Lun and the audience burst into laughter again.

It wasn't really that funny.

But like the last straw that broke the camel's back, Fei Lun didn't hold back and made the audience laugh.

"jay, plants vs zombies thank you."

Fei Lun shouted at the camera.

"Bao Kai Company! Pay for the advertising fee!
"

"Haha."

Many lighthouse viewers feel more and more that this handsome guy is quite good at his job.

Some people have even begun to think about what kind of outrageous plots will appear in the small theater next time.

The more I think about it, the more I can't help but laugh.

And Fei Lun, who had known the script for a long time, was no longer willing to hold back his laughter.

From time to time, he burst out laughing, causing the audience to laugh along with him.

I don't know what to laugh at, but I think it's funny to see Fei Lun smiling, and it's right to laugh anyway.

Soon, the two continued to ask and answer questions.

And Li Shaojie, as always, answered some words that might not be right.

"body parts?"

"butt"

"festival?"

"Children's Day."

"An entertainment for the holidays?"

"Well, randomly pick a lucky black fan online to scold a few words?"

"Hahahahaha!

"

Mentioning this, Fei Lun couldn't hold back the laughter he had held back for two rounds.

Before Li Shaojie came, Fei Lun knew that Brother Jie had pulled out Hei Zi's remarks to observe and flog the corpse.

And have fun doing it.

Unexpectedly, this has become a key part of Jie Ge's holiday entertainment.

"Fortunately, I'm not your black fan."

Fei Lun spread his hands, complained, and continued to ask.

"Unit of length?"

"One millimeter."

"A silly gesture?"

"Front twirling ass."

"Ha ha ha ha!
"

Fei Lun looked at the card in his hand.

The above is the content of the small theater.

Rao's powerful hosting skills are all over Bengbu.

He asked the last question with a smile.

"Another body part?"

"the large intestine."

"Ah quack quack!

"

All the audience saw Fei Lun slapping the table and laughing wildly, as if his head was about to drop from laughter.

...

I can't help but look forward to the next crazy lyrics theater.

"Jay, let me show you the script."

Fei Lun couldn't straighten up.

Show the completed script to Li Shaojie.

The script is short and not difficult.

Generally, it is some dialogues between two people with different identities in a specific scene.

No need to memorize lines.

Basically, there will be unique props to help prompts.

After all, Li Shaojie is not an actor, so performance may be fine, but he may not be able to memorize his lines, so the program team is not particularly difficult, there is no need to memorize, and he can basically start after he is proficient.

After getting the script, Li Shaojie attracted everyone's attention.

Everyone wanted to know how Li Shaojie would react when he saw these scripts.

But Jack didn't respond.

It looked unusually calm.

It's just a smile, and it's a very polite smile.

He is at two extremes with Fei Lun, who has begun to lose expression control next to him.

This made the audience a little confused.

Why is there no response?
it's actually really easy.

Although Jiege's English is very good.

But in fact, my mother tongue is Chinese after all.

The same passage may make you laugh when you read it in Chinese, but when you read it in English, even if you practice it the day after tomorrow and engrave it instinctively, there will still be some "transformation" process unconsciously.

As a result, the joke becomes slow to be accepted, and the experience will be like a thin layer of latex.

It feels so bad.

It is easy to feel this way for international students who have just gone abroad.

It may be okay if you only speak foreign languages ​​and not Chinese after a long time, but Jie Ge has not been in the lighthouse for a long time, and in his daily life after coming to the lighthouse, he actually speaks Chinese a lot. The process of "transformation" is occasionally There will be more or less.

"Ahem! Come on, let's start?"

"go!"

The two stood up and went to the small theater room next to them.

Let's start now.

Today's room was set up as an interrogation room.

After the two changed into simple clothes, they went to the room to prepare.

After the curtain fell outside, the audience found out.

Li Shaojie looked stern and serious.

Fat Lun, on the other hand, was wearing a hood, and his face was slightly gloomy.

Li Shaojie came over.

"Hello, I'm Sheriff [Wally]."

He looked up and down Fei Lun.

The audience gets it right away.

Oh, and here's the scene where the sheriff interrogates the suspect.

Li Shaojie didn't talk nonsense.

"your name?"

Fei Lun raised his head, lifted his hood, and looked at Li Shaojie.

".【Frederick】"

"."

"."

"Pfft!"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

"

Li Shaojie didn't hold back.

When this Falun pronounced his own name, he even used a German accent.

Li Shaojie quickly got serious, followed the cue card, and said with a serious expression.

"You are suspected of participating in a second-degree robbery!

"

Fei Lun rolled his eyes.

Speak on the spot.

"【Ba Ga Squeeze】!"

"Hahahahahaha!
"

There were bursts of laughter from the audience.

It can only be said that Fei Lun really knows how to do the whole job.

The German accent just now immediately changed to a big left, which perfectly imitated Jie Ge's flicking his tongue just now.

...

When Li Shaojie first read the script, he couldn't burst into laughter.

But now, I really can't hold back.

"Ahem, that's right!"

Li Shaojie held back his wild laughter, but he couldn't hold back halfway through his words.

There was even a trembling tremolo.

"You actually stole [6] [sanitary napkins] from [Crazy Dave's Plant Seed Shop]. Hahahahahahaha!
"

He looked at Falun.

Li Shaojie finally made a breakthrough.

The two started laughing wildly.

Seeing that he was about to lose control, Li Shaojie turned serious and tried to advance the plot to the next step.

"Your [butt print] is everywhere at the crime scene!"

"Hahahahahaha!
"

Just three seconds after he got serious, he blurted out this sentence.

The audience burst into laughter again.

This is quite possibly the most insane little theater ever.

Thanks to Jie Ge's strange vocabulary.

Now the two basically have a word that will cause bursts of laughter.

The two tried to be serious.

Trying to make the plot go normal.

Officer Li Shaojie asked seriously.

"What did you do on [Children's Day]?"

Fei Lun sullenly.

He replied in neon English.

"I'm [randomly selecting a lucky black fan online to scold a few words]."

"Hahahahaha!

"

Amidst the burst of laughter from the audience, the two tried their best to suppress their smiles.

Started to lose expression management.

Li Shaojie never expected that Fei Lun would answer in neon English.

How calm I was when I read the script just now, how uncomfortable it is now.

It's getting out of hand.

"Then why did the camera see you frantically [spinning and wiggling ass] from [a millimeter] away from the crime scene. Hahahahahahahaha!

"

Jack finally lost control.

In the second half of the sentence, it can almost be said that the trembling sound was trembling all the time.

After finally finishing speaking, he finally started laughing wildly.

I saw the police officer and the suspect lying on the table laughing weakly.

The audience roared with laughter.

The whole venue was full of whistling and laughing, which couldn't be stopped at all.

"Okay, okay! I confess!

"

Fei Lun hurriedly spoke loudly.

The laughter finally stopped.

The atmosphere in the entire small theater finally became a little more normal.

"That's what I did."

Fei Lun looked serious.

"It's because... I need the money, to have the [colonectomy] removed."

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

"

Amidst the burst of laughter, Fei Lun stood up, with a ferocious smile on his face, and held Brother Jie's hand.

"Oh my god, thank you jay for such a great performance!
"

"This time, the crazy lyrics theater is simply perfect!

What a surprise!

"

"Ooooooooh!
"

"Ohhhh!

"

The audience responded with warm cheers, applause, and whistles.

Tell the truth.

In front of two actors who have no idol baggage, no one knows what kind of magical things will appear in this small game.

And today's crazy lyrics theater really surprised many audiences.

Compared with the previous crazy lyricist small theater, it is much weirder.

...

Of course, it's also a lot of fun.

"Our program is coming to an end!"

Fei Lun glanced at the time calmly.

It's still a while before it's over.

After all, because of taking care of Li Shaojie, the small theater of lyrics is very short.

In addition, a part of the fault tolerance time has been reserved.

You can talk again, and do some other work.

Of course, this situation has happened too many times, Fei Lun has long been used to it.

"jay!"

Fei Lun spoke with a smile.

The atmosphere is very relaxed and happy now, and the tasks are all over.

You can talk about something you are more interested in.

"Can you teach us a few words in Chinese?"

There is also a little curiosity in the eyes.

It belongs to the classics.

When you meet a foreigner, you either want to show a piece of spoken English, or you want to learn some strange words.

This is not only the case for Chinese people, but also for foreigners. It is the nature of human beings to belong to it.

"Then what Chinese do you want to learn?"

"Emmmm is very funny. How do you say it in Chinese? For example, Fei Lun, I am very funny."

Hearing Fei Lun's question, Li Shaojie blurted it out without thinking.

"Fat Lun is funny."

"Fei Lun is funny?!"

Fei Lun learned a few words, and his eyes lit up, feeling a little interesting.

"Then if we say that Fei Lun's host is very spiritual and often bursts with golden sentences, or is it a gift from God?"

"E Feilun is very handsome."

Li Shaojie nodded seriously.

"Fei Lun. Very pretty?"

Fei Lun frowned and followed suit.

How does it feel the same as before.

Are you kidding me?

"Then Fei Lun is very powerful?"

"Fat Lun is awesome."

"?"

Fei Lun won't do it all at once.

Doubting life with big eyes and small eyes.

It does feel different, but I don't know where the difference is.

"Forehead."

Li Shaojie was stunned.

It seemed that I was unconsciously rhyming again.

opened his mouth.

"Of course it can also be said that Fei Lun is very 6."

"What?!"

Fei Lun was dumbfounded.

"You're not kidding me!
"

"No, it's true."

Li Shaojie nodded seriously.

"I can absolutely swear to God, there is no funny meaning in these, it is indeed serious Chinese, and it is indeed what you said."

"Fei Lun is funny, Fei Lun is very handsome, Fei Lun is awesome, and Fei Lun is very 6."

Jack clapped his hands.

Falun was stunned and confirmed.

"Perfect, perfect!"

"?"

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