Under Xiaozhi, what are you doing?

Chapter 49 Schrödinger's White Whoring
When I got home, the house didn't collapse, which was a blessing in misfortune.

"Wow! It's been a few years and nothing has changed!"

Sonia threw away the suitcase happily and threw herself on the sofa.

Xiaozhi exposed it ruthlessly.

"It's still changed, for example, this sofa is newly bought."

Sonia gave him a dissatisfied look.

"At least your level of seriousness hasn't changed at all. What about Aunt Hanako! Isn't she at home?"

"Hanako is a special character and needs to complete tasks to unlock it."

"Can you talk nicely!"

"She's in Hezhong, and she doesn't come back twice a year. It's harder to see her than going to heaven."

"That's it..." Sonia's expression flashed a bit of disappointment, but she soon became happy again, and ran to the window sill and pointed to the house across the road.

"Look, look, that used to be my home!"

"Now it has been rented to someone else." Xiaozhi said with emotion: "The peach blossom trees in front of the door are all dead, time flies so fast."

He remembered the Erha who followed Sonia with its tongue sticking out every day, and asked, "Where's your calling dog? Did you bring it?"

"Of course I have. Call Wang to see your father."

"No, the word dad is still too ambiguous, making me look like a non-human being."

The past is unbearable, these are Xiaozhi's bloody black history.

The caller Wang is a child born to a dog in Aunt Wang's house next door, and was given to Sonia to raise.

When they were young, the two children didn't know how to play house, and they couldn't make up a family of three, so they used Calling Wang as their son.

Now that I think about it, it's kind of funny.

As soon as the chocolate-colored caller Wang popped out of the poke ball, he yelped at Xiao Zhi's feet.

It was obviously an old acquaintance meeting, and I missed it very much.

"Caller Wang, how come it's been several years, and he hasn't grown at all?"

Xiaozhi squatted down, smiled and patted the dog's head.

"People's dogs have evolved in a year or two, Yaya, you have a problem with your cultivation!"

Sonia showed a bitter expression on her face: "But Calling Wang is very cute, and he will not be cute after evolution! I don't want Calling Wang to evolve!"

"..."

Xiaozhi was speechless.

Have you been possessed by Xiaozhi from where?
Not evolving for a while can be understood as learning skills in advance, but keeping the elves from evolving will cause the elves to lose the regularity of nature, which is not a good thing for the elves themselves.

In Xiaozhi's impression, what Zhiye in the parallel world likes to do most in the first few films is to prevent the elves from evolving.

As we all know, each of Xiaozhi's elves has immutable stones, and they can switch to the props they want at will during the battle.

"Let's talk about it in a few years! Anyway, I'm not a trainer." Sonia puffed her chest uprightly.

In her eyes, it's fun for a small bench dog to call Wang, but it's not fun when it grows up to be a big dog.

"Woof! Wang!" The caller Wang Huan called to express his agreement.

"Oh, by the way, I brought you what you asked for."

Sonia remembered that Xiaozhi got rid of herself, and found a large bag of plants from the suitcase, showing off.

"Clang clang! Character mint! Special offer in the Galar region!"

"I'll go!" Seeing Mint's character, Xiaozhi's eyes lighted up.

"Yaya, you are really my benefactor."

Sonia shook her finger and said, "It's not enough to rely on mint alone to change the character of the elf. Mint can only play an auxiliary role. The most important thing is to change the elf itself."

"I know this."

Chi nodded.

What the character mint changes is called a pseudo-character, that is, it can modify the subconscious character of the elf, but in fact the original character of the elf will not change.

Unless that elf really has the idea to change.

But that's enough.

As long as the mandaw ant's character is slightly changed, so that it is not so timid, and it can release skills in battle, it will be considered a success.

"Also, there are conditions for giving you mint!" Sonia snorted.

"What?"

The cancer that has been cured by the Shenzhou Krypton Gold mobile game for many years has made Xiaozhi an out-and-out prostitute.

Everything is free.

Hearing that prostitutes are not allowed here, Xiao Zhi's expression turned pale instantly.

Sonia held up three fingers: "Just promise me three conditions."

"Personality Mint is not a valuable thing, is it?"

"This is my grandma's laboratory equipment!"

Good fellow, you are also a dutiful son of Lordaeron.

Together with Xu Yang, they made a big filial piety.

"Personality mint, even in Galar, is a rare thing. Except for grandma's laboratory, only the Mallokmon Group has it."

ok~_~
Forgive Xiaozhi for playing too many online battles, and he has a wrong perception of character mint.

"Okay, don't say three, I will agree to a hundred."

"It's a word."

"..."

The corner of Xiaozhi's mouth twitched twice: "Don't, I'm just joking."

"whispering sound--"

"That's three. First, I want to live in your house! It's free."

"Ah..."

Are you sure you don't buy one get one free when you live in my house?

After all, Xiaozhi is still a young man with a fresh blood. It is really inappropriate to live with men and women together. If he speaks out, it will damage the woman's reputation, so he can't agree.

"can."

This is Schrödinger's choice.

"Secondly, you can't drive me away. You have to keep everything in your house secret for me." Sonia raised her second finger.

Xiaozhi was stunned for two seconds, and then he came to his senses.

"You sneaked out?!!"

"It can't be called sneaking away. Running away from home... how can it be called sneaking away."

"I'm going to call and tell my aunt to send you back."

"You agreed to my terms!"

Sonia grabbed Xiaozhi's arm holding the phone, pouted.

"This~ okay."

a man of his words.

Although Xiaozhi cheats, prostitutes, and is good at cheating, he is still a good person.

"The last condition... um... I haven't figured it out yet, I'll keep it for now, and when I have troubles in the future, you must help me solve them on the spot."

"Dr. Mulan attacked and I also want to help you deal with Dr. Mulan on the spot?"

"Oh! You always say indecent things, scoundrel~"

Sonia was dissatisfied and gave Xiaozhi a punch, but the force was soft and didn't hurt at all.

Xiaozhi pulled Sonia's slender arms away and sighed.

"Don't worry about it, it's already morning, didn't you sleep last night? You can choose any room you want except the second one on the left downstairs."

"I'll sleep in your room!"

Sonia squinted her eyes, staring at Xiaozhi like a happy little hamster, and said something terrifying.

Xiaozhi was so frightened that his body trembled, he immediately stopped him sternly.

"It's absolutely impossible."

This is the truth, Xiaozhi was really afraid of what would happen to the two of them, Dr. Mulan teleported directly to him and gave him a Negev shuttle.

So the two argued for 10 minutes about how to sleep.

In the end, Xiaozhi was forced to go to the left-hand room of Reshiram, and Liuwei left Sonia as a bed warmer.

Xiaozhi never thought that he would be prostituted by a little girl today after being a prostitute for nothing all his life.

Sure enough, the essence of human beings is to prostitute and be prostituted.

(End of this chapter)