Under Xiaozhi, what are you doing?

Chapter 60
For his own innocence, Xiaozhi felt that it was necessary to explain.

"Ahem, I'm not playing games~ I'm changing the wallpaper!"

"Easy to change!"

"It's true, at the scene, I'm the wallpaper!"

"It's true, at the scene, I'm Ji'er, and I'm on vacation that day!"

"This one is even more heavyweight."

Xiaozhi didn't care whether he believed the barrage or not, anyway, he believed it himself.

He changed the topic and said: "Today we are going to catch elves, although I know that many barrage masters don't even have a poke ball, but I will teach you.

see it?In front of us is a group of cute big-toothed civets.

Cute is cute, and it’s not bad to keep as a pet, but it’s not recommended to catch this kind of elf to fight.

The fighting power of the big-toothed raccoon is not very good, and the moves that can be learned are not strong. Catching the big-toothed raccoon is purely bad. "

Xiaozhi deliberately moved the camera closer to the big-toothed raccoon by the lake, so that the audience can see the appearance of the big-toothed raccoon more easily.

Da Yali's cute appearance captured many hunks on the spot.

There are some rebuttals in the barrage, not only most people still agree with Xiaozhi's point of view.

"I don't allow the anchor to speak nonsense about my big-toothed raccoon."

"Why is the big-toothed raccoon useless? What can't the big-toothed raccoon do except fly?"

"My younger brother has bred a big-toothed raccoon, and now his grades in school are at the bottom, so he regrets it."

"To be honest, the big-toothed raccoon is useless."

"Hey? Is the big-toothed raccoon really that bad?" Sonia, who was also listening to Xiaozhi's talk, asked puzzledly: "But I see that many trainers catch big-toothed raccoons!"

"Is there a possibility that they can't catch other elves?"

"..."

Xiaozhi said without doubt: "I'll just say that! If anyone wins the championship with the big-toothed raccoon, I would call it a god."

"The big-toothed raccoon is so pitiful."

Sonia expressed regret for such a lovely elf.

"It's useless to be cute."

Xiaozhi fished it casually in the lake and caught a red king carp.

"Look at this, the carp king, isn't it stupid looking? The Gyarados don't look very good after evolution.

But people are strong!Carp King, I recommend the little friends in front of the screen to raise one. It is cheap and easy to use, and it is a hundred times stronger than the big-tooth civet. Let's cook it! "

The carp king in his hand fluttered twice, suddenly spat water all over his face, turned around and jumped into the lake.

Xiaozhi wiped off the water in embarrassment: "It's just a little disobedient."

"Is the carp king that powerful? It doesn't look much better than the big-toothed raccoon!"

"Excellent. The champion team in Kanto has Gyarados. Many water-type heavenly kings will bring Gyarados. From this, you can see that Gyarados are much stronger than Big Yakuza."

"Oh~"

Sonia nodded, and secretly wrote these down.

The dialogue between the two made the barrage happy.

"The female guest doesn't understand anything."

"Woman, shut up and let my brother Zhi pretend to be aggressive. I will itch all over if I can't bear Zhige's pretending all day."

"Anchor anchor, I have a fish tank carp king, can I be the champion?"

"If you can't do it, I suggest you sell it to me for [-] yuan with free shipping."

"You said so powerfully, why didn't brother Zhi catch the carp king?"

"I didn't catch the carp king because there is no shortage of flying elves."

Xiaozhi explained for the barrage, and at the same time called the lightning bird hovering in the sky through telepathy.

The big golden bird flew to the ground, crawled beside Xiaozhi, rubbing its head against his sleeve from time to time.

Xiaozhi stroked Lightning Bird's prickly feathers, and showed off: "New friend, how are you, handsome!"

Many people in the barrage didn't know what the Lightning Bird was, so they were shocked.

"I'll go, what kind of elf is this, it looks like a bomb."

"Birds still have this kind of elf?"

"My school teacher said that he has never seen this elf."

"Damn, what are the teachers in front of you, this nima lightning bird, the legendary elf, I admire it."

"Legendary Elf!!!"

One of Wang's words stirred up a thousand waves, causing the barrage masters to check the information one after another.

Fortunately, the Lightning Bird appeared a lot in Guandu, and there were some records in the data. Many people have checked the identity of the Lightning Bird.

"Zhennima is a lightning bird, I'm so sour! I'm so sour! I'm so sour!"

"Brother Zhi already has a legendary elf and a girlfriend, but I still eat instant noodles in the bungalow, which makes me feel emotional."

"What a master of philosophy."

"Brother Zhi, just checked, you are a malnourished Bi Diao, I will take fifty free shipping."

There are many envious people in the barrage, and there are also many people who eat lemons.

More viewers are still curious about how Xiaozhi subdued the Lightning Bird.

The lightning bird is a legendary elf, and its rarity rate is one of the best.

I have never seen anyone subdue the Lightning Bird.

"Oh, just that day, it was raining, right? I met it, and it came to my house, begging me to take it in, and I'm too embarrassed to refuse it, right?"

"???"

"Chirp! (へ╬)"

Hearing Xiaozhi's nonsense, Lightning Bird was dissatisfied, and knocked Xiaozhi to the ground.

Sir, when did I beg you to subdue it?

Raising its head, it flew into the air in disdain, ignoring Xiao Zhi.

"a ha ha ha!"

"Lightning Bird did a good job, send a thunderbolt to the anchor, and electrocute the dog to death."

""beg""

"Looking at my garlic bastard, and then at the anchor's lightning bird, the takeaway I just ordered suddenly tastes bad."

……

"Xiaozhi, I found something good again!"

Sonia had already explored the lakeside area while Xiaozhi was bragging about the barrage.

Holding a yellow-green round elf in her arms, she ran back excitedly.

"Look, look, wild mimosa!"

"Charney!"

Huddled shyly in Sonia's arms, terrified.

It is just a pitiful, weak and helpless bud, facing two ferocious humans, it is estimated that it will not escape.

"Shy bud! Hehe! ^_^"

Xiaozhi smiled politely.

"Charney!"

Xiaozhi's weird smile made Mimibao restless.

Sonia rubbed Mimosa's delicate and soft cheeks and asked, "Is this little guy good?"

"Do you want me to tell the truth or lie?"

"truth."

"The mimosa is useless."

"..."

Xiaozhi, you are so straightforward, can't you be more tactful!

"Is the mimosa useful? There is Miao Frog Flower which is stronger than it, Miss Qun'er who is prettier than it, Wind Fairy who is more powerful than it, and the gatekeeper King Kong Gorilla.

In the grass department, it can't be ranked high, no one really likes mimosa, right?No way no way!
You can say that you are a Mimosa fan, you can go to Taobao to buy a Mimosa doll if you are a Mimia fan.

Of course, I don't believe how many Mimosa fans there are.

Let me say, Mimosa fans, you stand up, but not many Mimosa fans stand up. "

Xiaozhi's high-spirited talk caused the barrage to explode in an instant.

The barrage began to swipe all over the screen.

"Mimibra fans here, who is Xiaozhi, come out and die!"

　Mimosa is still cute, but unfortunately I prefer the grass elves of the fifth generation.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)