my crew is not human

Chapter 127
When you have expectations, you are usually met with disappointment.

When he came to Mrs. Lin's food stall where he had an appointment with Han Xinyu, Li Xianyun knew that he had made a mistake when he saw the people sitting at the table.

Fuck!
There are several people.

The producer, Shen Mingzhi, was sent by Huayou to be responsible for the construction of the entire team. Of course, it was limited to Huayou's side—Li Xianyun learned his lesson and finally stopped being a producer.

The leading man, Kong Xiao, is a junior second-tier. He is lower than the previous guy, but his acting skills are not bad, and his attitude is not bad.

He Junwei, the second male lead, is also a third-line artist of Huayou, and has a small reputation.

The male number three is Lin Xiaoyu.

The villain starred Zhang Lidong, an old friend.

There is also the second female number Qin Yujian, and the third female number Bai Xiaoxian.

In addition, there is the director of photography Xuandong.

With such a group of people, can there be a yarn story?
Li Xianyun was immediately disappointed.

He walked over with a smile: "The big star called me to eat supper, which made me distracted for a moment. I had already figured out what name the child will have in the future. But when I saw so many of you, I wiped it. I was so disappointed. Do me a favor, you guys How far can you go?"

He expressed his thoughts openly and honestly, and everyone laughed.

Only Qin Yulin gave him a dissatisfied look.

Bai Xiaoxian focused on ordering: "Crystal Shrimp, and Pig's Trotter, the boss likes this, and Chicken Feet, um..."

Biting your fingers, lost in thought, what should I order?
Shen Mingzhi can be regarded as the one with the highest status here besides Han Xinyu, Kong Xiao and Li Xianyun. Besides being a producer, he is also Kong Xiao's agent—it is impossible for Huayou to send no agent here. I am the producer Person and agent, are you out of luck?

Li Xianyun said that I really have nothing to do.

At this moment, Shen Mingzhi held the wine glass and said: "Tomorrow we will start the machine, and everyone will be busy for a while. It will be difficult to have a stable meal by then. The so-called relax before the big battle."

Li Xianyun unceremoniously sat down next to Shen Mingzhi and Han Xinyu, and picked up his chopsticks: "Well, speaking of which, old Shen, have everyone's board and lodging arrangements been made tomorrow?"

Shen Mingzhi nodded: "Don't worry, Lao Chen's side has taken care of everything. But let me tell you, the package is still not working here, and the crew is very inconvenient."

Li Xianyun nodded: "The location is a bit out of the way, and a lot of waste is waiting to be done. But it is unrealistic to make a big and comprehensive one. There is not so much money, so we can only focus on the key points first. My idea is that the crew came here to make money, even if There is a little inconvenience, but it can be overcome. Unlike tourists, if you dare to inconvenience him, he dares to use his feet to vote for other places to play. Fortunately, at this stage, we mainly focus on the production team..."

Han Xinyu tapped the wine glass with his chopsticks: "I don't talk about work while eating, are you bored? Come, let's have a drink, respect our director Li Da, and our crew, success will come soon, and the box office will sell well."

Perhaps it was the result of training during this period of time, Han Xinyu's tone was heroic, with the air of a heroine.

Everyone raised their glasses together: "Big box office!"

Uh, the filming hasn't even started yet, isn't it a bit early to say?
Li Xianyun smiled and toasted with everyone.

The hops are splashing and the enthusiasm is overflowing.

But at this moment, a few drunks came not far away.

A bearded drunk man came over drunk: "The box office hit? Are you making a movie?"

Everyone ignored him.

Han Xinyu put on his sunglasses calmly and bowed his head in silence.

Seeing that no one was paying attention to him, the drunk man yelled, "Hey, I'm asking you something!"

Li Xianyun sneered and stood up: "I don't know you, and I don't want to talk to you. Please leave!"

The drunk man stared wide-eyed, and the people behind him also came over.

They leaned over, and Shen Mingzhi and the others also got up one after another.

In terms of numbers, they are more than the drunks.

Especially Zhang Lidong, a 40-year-old actor who is used to acting as a villain. Fan.

The drunk man saw that the other party had more people than him, and he was still full of momentum, so he immediately fainted halfway.

These days gangsters mostly bully the weak and fear the strong, not to mention drunks are not really gangsters, they just go crazy by drinking.

It's a pity that I wasn't drunk enough, seeing how crowded the other party was, I was instantly cowardly.

But the momentum must not be weak, the leading drunk snorted, pointed at Li Xianyun and said: "Yes, buddy, the mountain does not turn around, excuse me."

Said and left with the others.

"Fuck! Counsel, you're still talking cruelly." Xuan Dong spat in disdain.

The people in the crew traveled all over the world, what kind of people have you never met?

If you want to talk about making trouble, it's not just once or twice.

These words fell into the ears of the drunk man, who turned his head and looked at Xuan Dong again, snorted and said nothing.

Li Xianyun said: "Sit down, you should eat and drink. It's okay."

Everyone let go of drinking, and with the help of alcohol, the conversation box was completely opened up.

Chatting with the crew, there will be more stories.

Everyone has their own experience, and all kinds of interesting stories come at hand, and there are countless.

Li Xianyun is usually easy-going, but with the help of alcohol, the actors also open their mouths and shut up all kinds of nasty jokes.

Whether the actresses like it or not, they are used to it anyway.

At this moment, the male number one, Kong Xiao, said: "Do you know that there is an actor named Yang Ning who is not well-known. A drunk man started arguing for some reason. Yang Ning slapped his chest and fucked him, and I dealt with both of them alone. Everyone really listened to him and went up to do it. When the fight was over, the police were called in. Looking back, fuck, he ran away early and disappeared. I was detained overnight."

Li Xianyun was startled: "You still have this dark history? It would be terrible if it spread."

Kong Xiao curled his lips: "I didn't get up at that time. It's lucky, otherwise it would really collapse. In fact, sometimes we actors are also miserable. If something happens, we are the unlucky ones."

"Nonsense, you are the ones who take advantage of the fame after becoming famous." Xuan Dong laughed.

The second male next to him, He Junwei, said: "I met that kid Yang Ning once, he was full of lies, and the whole thing was nonsense. I had dinner with him once, and this guy was talking on the phone. Hey, I'm driving... oops Busy, I have several drama appointments here, I am really driving... Then I beeped twice, pretending to honk my car horn."

He Junwei learned while talking, which amused everyone.

Qin Yuyan next to him said, "I've heard about Yang Ning, he seems to have had a relationship with Zhou Jie?"

Zhou Jie?

Li Xianyun frowned, "Fuck me, that's one of the famous little flowers in Huaguo, even bigger than Han Xinyu, but the key is strength and idolism, good looks and acting skills."

Han Xin said: "It's not considered a relationship, it's that kid Yang Ning who spends all day bragging outside, saying that he fucked Zhou Jie."

Li Xianyun shook his head and chuckled.

Han Xinyu looked at Li Xianyun: "Are all of you men like this? Do you want to spread the word all over the world after you have done something?"

Li Xianyun shook his head: "I'm not, I know an old saying: Don't be afraid of a man being unreliable, but be afraid of a man's unreliable mouth. But if I don't say it, if I can't stand someone to say it for me, then there is nothing I can do."

Qin Yuyan snorted, looked at Bai Xiaoxian, saw that she was eating and listening with enthusiasm, and pushed her again.

Bai Xiaoxian feels wronged, this dish tastes good today.

"Cut." Han Xinyu also gave Li Xianyun a blank look.

Bai Xiaoxian changed his interest just in time: "Then Zhou Jie is not with him now?"

"It's a long time ago, Zhou Jie is married now." Han Xinyu said casually.

"Married?" Everyone was surprised.

Never heard of this news.

Han Xin said: "Secretly married, with a wealthy businessman on Hong Kong Island, hey, keep your mouth shut, don't say I said it."

Sister, your own mouth is not very tight.

Li Xianyun smiled: "Understood."

Sure enough, when I ate with actors and producers, there was a lot of gossip. I have heard a lot of gossip in this short time.

There are no secrets in the circle, and if there is any disturbance, everyone will know quickly, that's how it is spread.

But this is a good thing for Li Xianyun, he wished that everyone in the film and television industry would talk about the special effects of the ghost town when they were free to chat and fuck.

This is publicity at its best.

At this moment, Xuandong saw several figures passing by the corner of the street in the distance.

Xuandong whispered: "Maybe it's those few just now, be careful when you leave later."

Shen Mingzhi immediately asked, "Do you want to call the police?"

He is a producer, and he is the most important thing to avoid such things, otherwise there will be troubles, and there will be no need to shoot the later scenes.

Lin Xiaoyu smiled and said: "The police are not good birds either. Once when I was filming with the crew, the local police station came over. At that time we were filming a shootout scene with prop guns. When we were filming, we found something was wrong. Several people were secretly Look at us. Then that night, the director and producer were taken away. Later, the production director sent 5 yuan to them, and they were released."

"There are always black sheep, don't beat them to death with a stick. That's fine, let's not talk about this." Li Xianyun said calmly: "Everyone eat early and go back early. Don't worry, this is my land, and nothing will happen. .”

(End of this chapter)