my crew is not human

Chapter 203
The preparation period was mainly due to the busy work of the people below. Li Xianyun instinctively didn't want to waste time, so besides asking the screenwriter to do Li Cheng's fantasy world of a mental patient, he also filmed one by himself.

A spoof comedy, the script is written by Li Xianyun himself.

The direction of the spoof is the secret room ghost battle, the true record of ghosts, the hunt against time, the legend of the dragon tomb, and the secrets of the ghost town, so it is named "Damn Surprise". I met a ghost in the tomb of the organ, was hunted down, and managed to escape, but returned to the tomb in time reincarnation, and was hunted down again.

Among them, a large number of original film shots will be used, and spoofs will be carried out.

To put it bluntly, the time reincarnation of other people's family is a rebirth stream, invincible.

The time reincarnation of spoof movies is straight-line reduction of intelligence, all kinds of funny operations.

There are often spoofs of classic masterpieces in movies, Li Xianyun is too lazy to talk about copyright, so he just spoofs his own.

There is a bad thing about spoofing your own works, that is, these few works are not masterpieces, and nothing is online in Ghost Town Secret.And spoofs can gain popularity. Many details can be seen by others as a spoof of a famous work, so it is easy to feel it.

Spoofing your own online university will not have such a good effect.

This is like writing a novel with infinite flow. If you travel to a movie that no one has seen, then everyone will have no sense of substitution.

So Li Xianyun didn't expect the film to be a hit, he just planned to make a movie, and it would be done in fifteen days, and he didn't even bother to do the storyboard.

But the storyboard is too lazy to do the script, but the script is very serious-mainly because Li Xianyun felt a lot of fun while writing it, so he let go of writing and let go of some evil tastes in his heart.

Because my own people are busy with the Chaoying series this time, many people are looking for it from outside this time.

Li Xianyun was the producer and director again, and started to code people on the phone, and the actors were still Qin Yu, Bai Xiaoxian and the others.

Qin Yulin heard that they were going to make a parody of himself, and he was also very interested. The critical time was short and easy. Li Xianyun directly said that he just took the time to film and have fun, and would not be too demanding, so they were all eager to try it.

This makes this film Li Xianyun's least serious filming since he entered the film and television industry.

It's just letting go of the fun.

Ozawa mountain cave.

This place has been hollowed out by Gua Nonggui and the others, and even the Golden Buddha has been completed, but because of the high efficiency, it has not been opened yet, and it is still in the "construction period".

The crew members didn't know the progress of the project here, and the Lanyuan construction party didn't know that it was filming here. The two sides didn't know each other's situation, so they were fooled by Li Xianyun.

Even if you really know in the future, Lan Yuan wants to ask how the ancient tomb Buddha was done in three months?Li Xianyun's "I want you to take care of it" can still deal with it.

To put it bluntly, now that I am more courageous, I have gradually become free from scruples about many things.

Behind the "I want you to take care of it" is that Li Xianyun's style of acting is becoming more and more tough - he found that a better way to plug the leak than lies is to be tough and unreasonable.

A "don't ask" does the trick.

Nowadays.

Great Buddha Cave.

"what!"

Amidst a series of screams, Qin Yujian and Bai Xiaoxian ran out, behind them was a trembling cave, and countless darts swished and flew past their bodies precisely, before sinking into the wall, after a moment's delay disappear.

Under the influence of Jiwughost, the whole cave has become a huge bureau, which is extremely exciting!

Then a ghost appeared erratically.

It was the poisonous ghost who shouted at them, "I'm so...hungry!"

He wanted to yell regret, but the line required him to yell hungry, and this yell became unnatural in an instant.

"Crack! Crack! Crack!" Li Xianyun shouted in displeasure.

Walked over and shouted at the poisonous ghost: "NG! What are you doing? You can't cry if you are hungry? You will cry regret."

The poisonous ghost shrank his head.

Qin Yujian giggled and said, "Director Li, why does this ghost's projection always like to cry regret?"

"The system is BUG." Li Xianyun was helpless.

"Shouting NG at the projection is also interesting." Jiang Lanwen also covered her mouth and smiled.

Li Xianyun was helpless: "Act well, be more vicious!"

The poisonous ghost opened his mouth wide: "I'm so hungry!"

"now it's right."

"I'm so sorry!" A voice came to mind.

Li Xianyun looked back in astonishment, and saw the starved ghost standing there crying regret.

Li Xianyun was surprised: "Why do you regret it?"

The starving ghost was very wronged: "If he steals my lyrics, I will steal his."

All this?
Li Xianyun waved his hands angrily: "Stop making trouble. Everyone in the backstage works hard, don't keep joking, or there will be no chicken legs at night!"

As soon as they heard that there were no chicken legs, everyone immediately behaved.

The ghost who made a temporary guest appearance said, "No chicken legs, but beer! Bang! Bang!"

Uh, are you dubbing Corkscrew?

Then I saw all the ghosts nodding together: "I want beer, I want beer!"

Hey, are you still negotiating terms now?
Li Xianyun had no choice but to say, "Okay, work hard, and drink after wrapping up!"

"Oh!" Everyone was happy together.

Qin Yu was curious: "The people in the backstage actually negotiated terms with the boss directly."

"You don't care, drink well, let's have fun together." Bai Xiaoxian said.

Zhang Yan, the bliss ghost, appeared instantly: "Yes, let's be happy together."

I am happy for your sister, you really know how to pick it up.

Li Xianyun scolded: "Okay, don't join in the fun, everyone takes their places, let's do it again."

Everyone ran back again.

"Action!"

With a cry, a stream of light flashed, and the phantom flew into the jade pendant that Lin Xiaoyu was wearing.

In this plot, Lin Xiaoyu continues to play Jiang Xiangsheng, travels to modern times, and experiences plots such as the true record of appreciating ghosts, ghost battles in secret chambers and legends of the dragon tomb.

Lin Xiaoyu shouted: "We are back again!"

Everyone rushed forward together, and there was a burst of organs behind.

Running to the door of the tomb, Jiang Lanwen happily shouted: "We're out again!"

The next moment, the streamer flashed again.

Bai Xiaoxian then shouted: "We are going back again..."

The essence of being funny is subversion. A few actors constantly subvert the plot, using various details in the original work to make a fuss.

In the legend of the Dragon Tomb, there was originally a plot where the poisonous ghost was moved by Bai Xiaoxian and helped everyone escape, but now everyone spoofed it, and the poisonous ghost was moved by Lin Xiaoyu and dedicated himself to Lin Xiaoyu.

In Hunting Against Time, there was originally a plot where Jiang Xiangsheng commanded Qi Mingyue to fight Guan Jiushan. Dong Zixin was busy with Chaoying and didn't come, so Lan Lan was asked to play the role of Qi Mingyue. Kiss me.

Anyway, it was a mess.

A few people in the tomb went east and west for a while, speaking upside down, and the lines were often improvised, and every time they were NG, they were different.

But Li Xianyun didn't care, and everyone was happy and spoofing to their heart's content.

Originally, the props used to reverse time and space were Kunlun Jade, but later they simply let Phantom go to the Legendary "Jewels" of the Dragon Tomb and let Bai Xiaoxian preside over it, which was another impromptu play.

That is to say, the big space shift of the ghosts of the house cannot be used, otherwise they will definitely change their time and space to cool.

After one day of filming, more than ten versions were filmed for just one version of escaping from the hall.

Without pressure, everyone played to their heart's content and had a great time.

"Yo, did you guys have a good time shooting?" At this moment, while filming happily, a person came in from outside.

It turned out to be Shen Rong.

"Auntie!" Qin Yubian rushed over happily.

Because of Qin Yuyan's relationship, Li Xianyun and Shen Rong are also getting along well now. Seeing Shen Rong approaching at this moment, he clapped his hands and said, "It's just right, Sister Shen is here, let's add a ghost-hunting scene."

Shen Rong was stunned, I came to see my niece, and you pulled me on when I came here?

You have to warm up for 3 minutes anyway!

This is directly stronger?

"Yes, yes, let my aunt catch ghosts." Qin Yujian clapped his hands.

Bai Xiaoxian asked: "Catch who?"

Qin Yuxi thought for a while, then pointed at the ghost of bliss: "Her!"

"No!" The Bliss Ghost was dissatisfied: "I'm in love with Xiaoyu."

Hearing what she said, Lin Xiaoyu's scalp tingled for a while, please don't do this backstage, please?

Bai Xiaoxian pointed at the poisonous ghost: "Let's catch him."

The poisonous ghost pointed at Lin Xiaoyu honestly: "I am also in love with him."

I rub!

The background is getting more and more excessive!

Are all nerds so wicked?

Everyone looked at each other and said together: "Let's catch the big head ghost."

A big head appeared in the sky: "I am called Fufeng Shi, not a big head ghost!"

All the girls clapped their hands happily together: "Just grab the big head! Just grab the big head!"

(End of this chapter)