my crew is not human

Chapter 270
After leaving the scene of the incident, Jiang Zheng sent a car to take Li Xianyun back to the hotel.

Back at the hotel, Li Xianyun went to the room first, but Lu Xiaozhen hadn't come back yet.

Li Xianyun drew a spell of perception first, but he didn't feel anything, which was a bit inexplicable.

So he simply opened the UFO ghost talisman and called out Zhou Shijie, the car accident ghost.

This time it is no longer a light group.

The car accident ghost floated in the air with a dazed expression, to be exact, he was sitting in the air, as if he was driving a car.

Seeing him like this, Li Xianyun waved to him: "Hey!"

Unexpectedly, the car accident ghost suddenly became dazed and shouted, "Be careful!"

Squeak!

The car accident ghost slammed the steering wheel with both hands. The next moment he saw that the car accident ghost had rushed past him and hit the coffee table next to him. Behind him, he shouted at Li Xianyun: "You don't have eyes when you walk? Almost hit you to death!"

I'm going!

Is this another joke?
Li Xianyun was surprised: "Do you drive?"

"Why not?" The car accident ghost patted the air under his body and shouted, "Isn't this what it is?"

As he slapped, I saw the image of a car actually appearing under him, but it was clearly transformed by your ghost body.

Wait, you just drove "avoid me?"

Li Xianyun was surprised: "Then why did you bump into me before?"

"When did I hit you?" the car accident ghost asked back.

Li Xianyun was instantly upset: "Just now, you drive a Chevrolet and a truck?"

The car accident ghost touched his chin and thought for a while: "Oh, that... But I didn't hit you. I was obviously driving to avoid you!"

"Avoid me?" Li Xianyun was amused: "You drove that car directly into it."

"Fart, fart!" the driver of the car accident yelled, "That woman is so stupid, she is driving in high heels and can't step on the brakes, so I braked for her!"

Hearing this, Li Xianyun was stunned.

So it wasn't a ghost who hit me with a car?
Chu Xiya really hit me?

It wasn't her who braked, but you?
Fuck me!

I still generously forgive her?
Li Xianyun was also speechless.

"Wait, then why did you hit me with a big truck?" Li Xianyun suddenly thought.

The car accident ghost was furious: "The handbrake is loose, it's none of my business. I want to turn it off!!!"

Uh……

The truck driver didn't lie either.

Fuck this thing.

"Then why did you fight me?"

"Didn't you hit me first?" the car accident ghost asked back.

Wow you make sense!
Li Xianyun was speechless for a moment.

The good news is that this product does not seem to be harmful.

The whole thing was a misunderstanding.

Forget it.

Whether it's a misunderstanding or intentional, anyway, if you accept it, it's your own ghost.

"Well, anyway, you are my ghost now, and you will be a family ghost in the future. Meet your friends." Li Xianyun released the other ghosts.

As soon as Jiang Mengmeng appeared, she punched the car accident ghost.

The car accident ghost yelled, and her whole face was flattened by her hammer. The next moment, Jiang Mengmeng took it's turn and swung it wildly: "I will make you ruthless, I will make you ruthless, now you are not my opponent, are you?"

Bang, bang, bang, a beating.

what's the situation?
Wasn't this ghost very powerful just now?
Li Xianyun suddenly understood something, and said to Yaoying: "So, it's not that you are not powerful, but that you will become weaker when you are in my hands? Mengmeng is the only exception?"

Yao Ying sighed: "I thought you should have understood."

"..."

You don't say anything, how should I understand?

"Why?" Li Xianyun asked again.

Yao Ying spreads his hands, that means you continue to explore slowly on your own.

Got it.

Li Xianyun stopped Jiang Mengmeng: "Okay, stop beating, now it's my own ghost."

Jiang Mengmeng turned her head back: "Anyway, let me vent my anger. I have never suffered such a big loss since my debut."

I didn't think you were at a disadvantage just now.

The car accident ghost shouted: "You are enough, beat me again."

boom!
Jiang Mengmeng punched again, knocking out the face of the car accident, and shouted: "I'll see how you turn!"

The car accident ghost was extremely angry, and there was a roar under the ghost's body: "I hit you to death!"

It turned into a car and ran towards Jiang Mengmeng.

Li Xianyun grabbed the car accident victim in his hand: "Okay, she's a kid, don't argue with her. By the way, your name is Zhou Shijie? How come I seem to have heard your name before?"

"Nonsense, I'm the best super driver in the world!" The car accident ghost said proudly.

"How did you die?"

"A car accident."

"What kind of accident?"

The car accident ghost jumped, and his legs turned into wheels spinning wildly: "Why are you like this? Which pot can't be opened and which pot should be lifted?"

Li Xianyun understood, opened Qiandu to search directly.

I really found it.

Zhou Shijie was a stunt driver who made a mistake in an exhibition race last year, resulting in his death on the spot.

It turned out to be such a car accident.

Sadly, there will be no more car accidents.

"No wonder..." Li Xianyun said to himself.

The Thorn Ghost nodded frantically: "Yes, no wonder..."

Li Xianyun didn't pay attention to this bastard, and he understood that the car accident man had been trying his best to avoid accidents, and he really misunderstood it.

"Not bad, he is a good seed." Li Xianyun was very satisfied.

Ghosts are powerful, but limited in scope.

However, the content of film and television shooting is varied, which is why it is always difficult for Li Xianyun's ghost special effects to command high prices, because there are many needs that cannot be met.

For example, in modern action scenes, Li Xianyun's ghost can't do the most classic drag racing scenes.

This makes most of his current works are fantasy ghosts, but there are basically no action scenes.

It is because there are no such ghosts.

Now there is a car accident ghost, I will go, it will be convenient to shoot speeding scenes in the future.

In other words, Li Xianyun's film and television direction has been greatly improved.

Of course, the modern gunfight action scene is not just about flying cars. A powerful agent can’t justify not picking up a plane. Thinking of this, Li Xianyun asked: "Can you fly a plane?"

The car accident ghost was stunned: "No, you can't do somersaults, it's boring and has no technical content."

Hehe, it's the first time I heard that flying a plane has no technical content.

No, no, maybe there will be pilots in the future... Forget it, it's not easy, so don't curse.

"It's done." Li Xianyun said: "From now on, you will be a member of Yisheng Media."

"I haven't said yes yet."

"Take care of your family."

"It's not rare, my family has insurance." The driver of the car accident was very arrogant.

"The job is to drive a flying car."

"Deal!" The car accident ghost agreed instantly.

Sure enough, I want to fly until I die.

The car accident ghost has been dealt with here, and there is a knock on the door.

Li Xianyun hurriedly accepted the ghost and opened the door, but it was Lu Xiaozhen who came back.

The little face was pale: "Wang Dong did it?"

It turned out that she had received the message.

Li Xianyun looked astonished: "Wang Dong? What does this have to do with him? Hehe, if you think too much, it's just a coincidence."

Li Xianyun comforted her.

Lu Xiaozhen looked at him in disbelief: "You deliberately didn't go with me, did you prepare for it?"

"Okay, baby, I'll take care of things, don't think too much about it." Li Xianyun comforted her.

Lu Xiaozhen looked at the room: "What's wrong with this room?"

Damn, just now a car accident caused a car to smash up his room.

Li Xianyun smiled: "It's okay, I just got into a car accident and I'm in a bad mood, let's vent it."

"Is it better now?" Lu Xiaozhen touched his face with concern.

The moment her hand fell on Li Xianyun's face, Li Xianyun suddenly felt a sense of wonder.

Looking at Lu Xiaozhen, he murmured: "You want me..."

Lu Xiaozhen was stunned.

Li Xianyun smiled: "Don't deny it, I can feel the surge of spring tide in your body."

Lu Xiaozhen blushed, silently only in Li Xianyun's arms.

(End of this chapter)