my crew is not human

Chapter 362

Li Xianyun was still at work today, and received a call from Han Ping: "Come over and have a look, Yaoyao is going on strike."

what?
Li Xianyun hurried to the office of the Yin's house, and saw Ke Yaoyao still humming in anger.

Li Xianyun was also speechless.

Speaking of which, Ke Yaoyao can be regarded as the most useful of all the little ghosts. Not to mention the great artist, the smoke effect is better than blowing up ghosts, and he can also put makeup on ghosts. Pointing at Ke Yaoyao.

So Ke Yaoyao is also the busiest one. Fortunately, ghosts don't care about being tired, as they are so busy that there is no problem.

But Ke Yao has a strong temper, so he is also the one who loses his temper most easily.

"What happened to her?" Li Xianyun asked at this moment.

Han Ping said helplessly, "It's not because of Linglan's half price."

Fuck!
How long has it been, and are you still angry about it?
Li Xianyun was also speechless.

Han Ping said: "She quarreled with the car accident ghost, and the car accident ghost used this to provoke her, so he got angry."

Li Xianyun stared: "Zhou Shijie, come here!"

Woo!
Just heard the roar of an engine.

The car accident ghost turned his legs into wheels and drove over at a high speed.

Li Xianyun pointed: "What kind of monster are you doing so well?"

The car accident ghost was straightforward: "I was driving, but she wouldn't let me drive because she thought I was making trouble. Then we had a fight."

"Just for your shit?"

"She was the one who said that I was useless!" The car accident ghost was also very angry.

I go.

Li Xianyun looked at him, then at Ke Yaoyao.

Why are you all acting like children?

Han Ping whispered: "Everyone is contributing to the company, but there are different levels of contribution. Yaoyao always thinks that she is the most powerful one."

Li Xianyun: "..."

Most ghosts don't have this kind of vanity, but Ke Yaoyao is an exception.

Her vanity was so strong that she was often proud of it.

Especially after Linglan's TV series was launched, I watched TV every day, and every ghost said: "You see how well I acted, those living people are much worse than me."

Everyone sneered together.

Later, once the starving ghost leaked the truth, saying that you were a half-price product, the ghost was so angry that the ghost went on strike on the spot.

For this reason, Li Xianyun rushed over and starved to death for three days, trying to appease Ke Yaoyao with kind words, it was Linglan's gang of girls who had no eyes, the key was that they were jealous of your beauty, so they desperately didn't want to use you.Think about it, genius attracts jealousy, can you not resist?
The Symphony Ghost felt that it made sense, and confidently found a new fulcrum, and in the end, it meant that the old lady would not do it at half the price - anyway, the old lady didn't get the money.

Li Xianyun didn't expect her to go so extreme, so she had to continue to persuade, not everyone is jealous, why do you keep cooperating with jealous people?
Anyway, it was such a two-headed coaxing, and later Han Ping also learned it.

Half price is jealousy, not half price is good character.

But the car accident ghost has a bad mouth and can always find weak points in logic to attack fiercely, so that Ke Yaoyao still gets angry from time to time.

It's the same again today.

Because the work of the car accident ghost was completed too quickly, he drove the virtual car in the office every day thinking he had nothing to do. Ke Yaoyao rarely had leisure, so he thought he was noisy, and the two ghosts began to quarrel.

As a result, Ke Yaoyao was so angry that she went on strike again.

Li Xianyun stared at the car accident ghost: "You really only know how to drive a car but can't speak human words, right?"

The car accident ghost replied: "I am a ghost, and I can only speak nonsense."

Fuck, you are awesome!
Li Xianyun pointed at the driver of the car accident, but couldn't say anything.

He simply walked up to the upper position, pointed at the group of ghosts below and said, "You guys, can you stop making noise all day long? Don't make some contribution and then just wag your tail! Such thinking is not acceptable!"

Ke Yaoyao stared at Li Xianyun, and Li Xianyun instantly turned green.

Li Xianyun was angry: "You change back for me!"

Then he pointed at the beam: "Mountain ghost, come down for me!"

The mandrill ghost jumped off the beam helplessly.

Li Xianyun pointed again: "The ones under the bed, the ones behind the curtains, and the ones behind the sofa are all out. The boss is talking, what are they doing? Are you enlightened?"

Following Li Xianyun's words, ghosts floated out from every corner of the room.

If you dub a voice at this time, it will definitely scare the uninformed to death.

The starving ghost said: "It's Ke Yaoyao who made the trouble, not us, why did you train us together?"

"You still have the nerve to say it?" Li Xianyun pointed at him and said, "A few days ago, a batch of food in the restaurant next door suddenly went bad. You did this, right?"

The starving ghost chuckled.

Li Xianyun then pointed to the ghost of bliss: "A tourist lost his lipstick, did you do it?"

Bliss Ghost Aojiao turned his face away and muttered, "Get some extra money."

Li Xianyun patted the table: "And Zhou Shijie, does the shocking incident have anything to do with you?"

Zhou Shijie hummed: "That horse is good, talented, and can sense me."

It's a pity that this is not the world of cultivating immortals, otherwise this horse would be a genius of cultivating!
"Yiwu ghost, what happened to the head of the Buddha statue in the cave on Mount Ozawa? Why did it turn its head? You think I don't know that you did it? Let you set up a mechanism, what's the matter, you still want the real Buddha to appear?" Li Xianyun patted the table and said.

boom!
The house ghost remained mysterious and did not show up, but the starving ghost had a sofa on his forehead.

The starving ghost was furious: "He taught you a lesson, why did you hit me?"

Li Xianyun continued: "There is also the thorn ghost, the loquat tree in the loquat garden suddenly grew a section, did you do this?"

The Thorn Ghost chuckled: "Help them grow."

"Help me, you don't understand that is pulling seedlings to encourage growth? You almost killed me!" Li Xianyun said angrily.

Thorn Ghost: "No wonder..."

No wonder you are tall, don't you know?

You are cheap!
Li Xianyun looked at everyone with a green face: "A few days ago, ghosts were crying and howling suddenly in the middle of the night, who did it?"

"It!" All the little ghosts pointed at each other.

Well, it's all part of it.

Li Xianyun patted the table again: "Can you not stop? Han Ping, what are you doing?"

Han Ping was also very aggrieved: "There are so many ghosts, I can't watch them all by myself. Everyone is bored, and sometimes I just do something to vent. I told you that ghosts also need to be taken care of. All of a sudden, you can't really use them as tools."

I'm going, still bored?

It is decisive that I have found too few jobs for you.

Go back and scold the script review room of Yisheng Media!What do you eat?It can make the brats feel bored! ! !

But Han Ping, how did you get along?Why are you still so blind?
This kind of thing should not be said in front of everyone, because it means forcing the palace - if the boss is unwilling, he will not be able to step down, if he reluctantly agrees, he can dismiss you later.

Forget it, let's grow up slowly, probably because of facing himself, Li Xianyun comforted himself.

In the past two years, Li Xianyun has also caught a lot of little ghosts, and the office in the haunted house is constantly expanding.

I thought ghosts were pure and nothing would happen.

But the facts have proved that no matter how pure a child is, there will be needs, and if the amount is increased, there will be troubles.

At this moment, Li Xianyun looked over Han Ping and looked at everyone.

Since Han Ping, you are so "pleading for the ghost" to beg for treatment...

Li Xianyun thought for a while and said: "Okay, everyone has worked hard these years, what do you want to tell me? I will try my best to be satisfied."

"I want to go out and play!" Everyone shouted together.

"Want to play?" Li Xianyun couldn't help thinking of the words "Take the summoned beast to the team building" that he wrote down.

Well, that's fine too.

Li Xianyun nodded: "Yes, there are fewer crews before the Chinese New Year, so I will take you all out to play once. Where do you want to go?"

"cemetery!"

"crematorium!"

"Ghost town!"

Everyone shouted.

I'll go, do you guys have something to offer?
There is also a ghost town?

Are you guys in the ghost town?

Li Xianyun was also speechless: "Although everyone is a ghost, can you stop thinking about going to places full of ghosts?"

"Habit!"

"like!"

"adapt!"

"go home!"

Everyone said together.

Oh, co-authors, do you feel that you are here, as if you are in a foreign country, and you have to be with the dead to be considered home?
But thinking about it... it seems to be very reasonable.

It turned out that they were just homesick.

"So you have to go to a place where there are dead people?" Li Xianyun was depressed.

All the ghosts nodded together.

Ke Yaoyao said: "I haven't been home for many years. Everyone goes home during the Chinese New Year. We also want to go home!"

"Yes! Go home!" Everyone shouted together: "Going home is team building!"

Li Xianyun was also completely speechless.

The question is where can I find the dead for you?
Li Xianyun said helplessly: "Do you want to stop thinking about it? For example, can we go to a deserted island to explore?"

Everyone shook their heads together: "No! We are ghosts, and we will be with the dead!"

"That's right, the dead are our family!"

Come on.

Do not listen.

Li Xianyun spread his hands: "Then you are telling me, how can there be dead people for you to play with these days? Now there are only ashes left in the cemetery."

Everyone looked at each other, and Han Ping suddenly said, "The morgue!"

Li Xianyun looked at her and gave her a thumbs up: "The company went to the mortuary to celebrate the new year and do team building? Good idea!"

(End of this chapter)