my crew is not human
Chapter 364 Freshmen
Chapter 364 Freshmen
"Oh, why did you go? What can you do if you leave me alone..."
Under the white cloth, Li Xianyun listened to the familiar Chinese farewell, only hoping that the other party would leave early.
The mortuary is not a good place, not worth nostalgia, and usually the farewell will not stay for too long.
But probably because of psychological factors, Li Xianyun only felt that the person who was seeing him off at this moment seemed reluctant to leave anyway, so he cried and cried beside him.
An old man next to him was muttering: "Huh? Why are there more? Could it be that I didn't notice it before?"
There were a few more "corpses" in the morgue, so it was impossible for the old man not to notice, but he just thought it was because he was busy with other things before, and he didn't care because he was too confused.
After all, I didn't lift the white cloths, but I paid attention to the feet of a few people - usually there will be signs on the feet of the dead.
Looking at it at this moment, the old man was surprised: "Why is there no sign? Are you still wearing shoes?"
Out of duty, the old man went directly to take off the shoes and socks of several dead people.
After taking it off, it immediately felt wrong. Why does it seem to be a little warm?
Fortunately, at this time, Linggui realized something was wrong, and cast a look at a little ghost who could cool down.
The kid's temperature control ability is not strong, and it is useless at ordinary times. At this moment, he launched it at the feet of several people, but the temperature of the feet of several people dropped instantly.
Li Xianyun shivered involuntarily, and the white cloth shook.
Fortunately, the old man didn't see it. He touched his feet again and found that there was no temperature, so he didn't care.
A family member of the deceased next to him seemed to see something, his pupils dilated slightly, let me go, am I dazzled?
Rubbing his eyes, he saw that the white cloth hadn't moved, and the old man was still taking off the shoes of the dead man, thinking that maybe the old man had pulled the white cloth, so he didn't care.
But after all, I felt a little guilty in my heart, hugged the crying old man and said: "Mom, mom, get out of here."
The old lady next to her was still reluctant to leave, but the old man said, "Okay, don't be sad. The mortuary is very cloudy, and it's not good to stay for a long time. Think about the children."
The old lady reluctantly walked out with the support of her children, while the old man pushed the corpse into the freezer.
The dead in the mortuary are generally newly dead, without make-up and no family members seeing them off, so they will not be sent to the freezer for the time being, and will be sent in after the family members see them off.
Anyway, the mortuary itself is also fully air-conditioned, and the corpse will not rot within a period of time.
At this moment, the old man took away the shoes and socks of the five people, looked at the extra corpses strangely, thought for a while and shook his head, "None of my business."
He went out with his shoes and socks.
The door closed, Li Xianyun sat up like a corpse, and looked at their feet together.
Fuck!
Shoes and socks have been rolled.
The key is that the feet are still cold and stiff.
Dong Zixin stretched her toes and sighed: "Come on, I have to go back barefoot now."
Together he sighed.
Who would have thought that everyone would spend a new year in the mortuary without even their shoes.
Li Feng said speechlessly, "I bought more than 6000 pairs of shoes."
"Look back, maybe we can get it back," Han Ping said.
"Come on, it's probably thrown in the trash." Jiang Zheng smiled.
At this time, there were no outsiders in the morgue, and the little ghosts became active again.
At this moment, Li Xianyun's heart moved slightly, and UFO ghost talisman appeared.
Huh?
Seeing that a character has appeared on the UFO ghost talisman.
Come!
Come?
Aren't you here for food?
What's the situation when you come up with a word?
Li Xianyun was surprised when he saw a word "food" appearing slowly, the speed of appearing was extremely slow, as if the ink was gradually blurring from the paper.
The "slow motion" that appeared slowly made Li Xianyun puzzled.
Are you a cassette?
"Come to eat" also has slow motion?
At the same time, Chi Li Yingying was stunned at the same time: "A ghost will be born?"
"What did you say?" Li Xianyun was surprised.
Qi Li Yingying pointed to the freezer next to him at the same time: "He is going to become a ghost."
Li Xianyun was stunned for a few moments before waking up.
Co-authored Is A Ghost About to Be Born?No wonder UFO's "Come to Eat" is in such slow motion.
Because the food is not out of the pan yet.
Li Xianyun walked over and opened the freezer, pulled off the white cloth, and saw an old man lying there.
A black smoke invisible to ordinary people is condensing in front of his eyes.
Chi Li said: "This is the Cannian Condensation Ghost, it is being born."
born……
good words!
Therefore, although the deceased was an old man, to the ghost, he was a newborn.
By the way, you are leaking a secret, right?Why didn't you get struck by lightning?Li Xianyun was surprised.
Is it because you are the boss?
Li Xianyun wanted to ask more, but unfortunately, Qi Li was obviously not as funny as Yao Ying, so he decided not to talk about the latter.
At this moment, a group of ghosts came together, looked at the dead together, and whispered: "Strength!"
Li Xianyun was speechless.
Where are you delivering the baby?
I saw that the smoke was still erratic, scattered and condensed, but it still couldn't condense.
Yao Ying jumped onto Li Xianyun's shoulder and said, "It's over, it looks like it's going to be a difficult delivery."
Li Xianyun: "..."
Poisonous ghost: "I regret it so much."
Li Xianyun pushed it: "Go aside, you will have regrets everywhere."
Bliss Ghost shouted: "Mengmeng, work hard, let's be happy together!"
Everyone couldn't help laughing, how did you combine Chibi's lines and catchphrases?
Jiang Mengmeng was dissatisfied: "I am Mengmeng, he is an old man! A newly born old man!"
It's better to be more serious, and said to Li Xianyun: "Only you can help him."
"Huh? Me?" Li Xianyun was surprised.
"Yes, you!" Qi Li was sure.
"How can I help?"
"I can't say." Chiu Li replied.
Depend on.
Li Xianyun was also used to it. After thinking about it, he asked, "Ghost talisman?"
Qi Li shook his head, just looking at Li Xianyun's chest.
So Li Xianyun understood.
Looking at the old man, he thought for a while and said, "That's fine, let me try."
As he spoke, his mind was silent, and ghost eyes appeared slightly on his chest.
Following the appearance of the ghost eye, a mysterious light fell on the old man's body, and then the smoke gradually rolled up, gradually forming the image of an old man.
He looked at everyone suspiciously, then looked down at the corpse under him, and said, "I'm dead?"
"Yes, you are dead!" Everyone replied together.
The old man was at a loss.
With the appearance of the old man, the UFO Guilu's "Come to Eat" finally appeared completely.
But the next moment, before Li Xianyun could make a move, the old ghost turned into a light and shadow, poured into the ghost talisman and disappeared.
"Is it so conscious?" Li Xianyun was surprised.
Chi Li said: "You helped him to be born, there is no need to bind ghosts, he is just like your child."
Uh……
I don't have kids that old.
But Dong Zixin came to his senses: "According to this, can Xianyun be able to create ghosts on his own initiative in the future?"
Qi Li Yingying's complexion changed at the same time.
Chi Li said: "This is exactly the reason why ghosts can't be vented... Please don't do this."
He didn't say why, but Li Xianyun could understand.
He nodded: "The existence of ghosts should also be in line with the natural principles of heaven and earth. Too much human interference should not be allowed, otherwise it will affect the balance, right?"
Chiu Li nodded.
Humans and ghosts don't get along well, Li Xianyun's existence has already greatly affected Hades, if they mess around, I really don't know what kind of moths will come out.
Li Xianyun understood this, nodded and said: "Don't worry, I won't do that."
It was still Jiang Zhengdao: "That's enough, have you had enough fun? Go back early, don't turn around and send the corpse over, you have to pretend to be dead again."
All the ghosts nodded together: "Enough!"
So everyone quietly went out of the morgue again, and walked out of the hospital with bare feet.
Just a few steps away, Li Xianyun suddenly remembered something and said, "Wait, why do I feel like I forgot something?"
Everyone looked at each other, and their faces changed at the same time: "Fuck! Xuandong is still in the freezer."
(End of this chapter)
"Oh, why did you go? What can you do if you leave me alone..."
Under the white cloth, Li Xianyun listened to the familiar Chinese farewell, only hoping that the other party would leave early.
The mortuary is not a good place, not worth nostalgia, and usually the farewell will not stay for too long.
But probably because of psychological factors, Li Xianyun only felt that the person who was seeing him off at this moment seemed reluctant to leave anyway, so he cried and cried beside him.
An old man next to him was muttering: "Huh? Why are there more? Could it be that I didn't notice it before?"
There were a few more "corpses" in the morgue, so it was impossible for the old man not to notice, but he just thought it was because he was busy with other things before, and he didn't care because he was too confused.
After all, I didn't lift the white cloths, but I paid attention to the feet of a few people - usually there will be signs on the feet of the dead.
Looking at it at this moment, the old man was surprised: "Why is there no sign? Are you still wearing shoes?"
Out of duty, the old man went directly to take off the shoes and socks of several dead people.
After taking it off, it immediately felt wrong. Why does it seem to be a little warm?
Fortunately, at this time, Linggui realized something was wrong, and cast a look at a little ghost who could cool down.
The kid's temperature control ability is not strong, and it is useless at ordinary times. At this moment, he launched it at the feet of several people, but the temperature of the feet of several people dropped instantly.
Li Xianyun shivered involuntarily, and the white cloth shook.
Fortunately, the old man didn't see it. He touched his feet again and found that there was no temperature, so he didn't care.
A family member of the deceased next to him seemed to see something, his pupils dilated slightly, let me go, am I dazzled?
Rubbing his eyes, he saw that the white cloth hadn't moved, and the old man was still taking off the shoes of the dead man, thinking that maybe the old man had pulled the white cloth, so he didn't care.
But after all, I felt a little guilty in my heart, hugged the crying old man and said: "Mom, mom, get out of here."
The old lady next to her was still reluctant to leave, but the old man said, "Okay, don't be sad. The mortuary is very cloudy, and it's not good to stay for a long time. Think about the children."
The old lady reluctantly walked out with the support of her children, while the old man pushed the corpse into the freezer.
The dead in the mortuary are generally newly dead, without make-up and no family members seeing them off, so they will not be sent to the freezer for the time being, and will be sent in after the family members see them off.
Anyway, the mortuary itself is also fully air-conditioned, and the corpse will not rot within a period of time.
At this moment, the old man took away the shoes and socks of the five people, looked at the extra corpses strangely, thought for a while and shook his head, "None of my business."
He went out with his shoes and socks.
The door closed, Li Xianyun sat up like a corpse, and looked at their feet together.
Fuck!
Shoes and socks have been rolled.
The key is that the feet are still cold and stiff.
Dong Zixin stretched her toes and sighed: "Come on, I have to go back barefoot now."
Together he sighed.
Who would have thought that everyone would spend a new year in the mortuary without even their shoes.
Li Feng said speechlessly, "I bought more than 6000 pairs of shoes."
"Look back, maybe we can get it back," Han Ping said.
"Come on, it's probably thrown in the trash." Jiang Zheng smiled.
At this time, there were no outsiders in the morgue, and the little ghosts became active again.
At this moment, Li Xianyun's heart moved slightly, and UFO ghost talisman appeared.
Huh?
Seeing that a character has appeared on the UFO ghost talisman.
Come!
Come?
Aren't you here for food?
What's the situation when you come up with a word?
Li Xianyun was surprised when he saw a word "food" appearing slowly, the speed of appearing was extremely slow, as if the ink was gradually blurring from the paper.
The "slow motion" that appeared slowly made Li Xianyun puzzled.
Are you a cassette?
"Come to eat" also has slow motion?
At the same time, Chi Li Yingying was stunned at the same time: "A ghost will be born?"
"What did you say?" Li Xianyun was surprised.
Qi Li Yingying pointed to the freezer next to him at the same time: "He is going to become a ghost."
Li Xianyun was stunned for a few moments before waking up.
Co-authored Is A Ghost About to Be Born?No wonder UFO's "Come to Eat" is in such slow motion.
Because the food is not out of the pan yet.
Li Xianyun walked over and opened the freezer, pulled off the white cloth, and saw an old man lying there.
A black smoke invisible to ordinary people is condensing in front of his eyes.
Chi Li said: "This is the Cannian Condensation Ghost, it is being born."
born……
good words!
Therefore, although the deceased was an old man, to the ghost, he was a newborn.
By the way, you are leaking a secret, right?Why didn't you get struck by lightning?Li Xianyun was surprised.
Is it because you are the boss?
Li Xianyun wanted to ask more, but unfortunately, Qi Li was obviously not as funny as Yao Ying, so he decided not to talk about the latter.
At this moment, a group of ghosts came together, looked at the dead together, and whispered: "Strength!"
Li Xianyun was speechless.
Where are you delivering the baby?
I saw that the smoke was still erratic, scattered and condensed, but it still couldn't condense.
Yao Ying jumped onto Li Xianyun's shoulder and said, "It's over, it looks like it's going to be a difficult delivery."
Li Xianyun: "..."
Poisonous ghost: "I regret it so much."
Li Xianyun pushed it: "Go aside, you will have regrets everywhere."
Bliss Ghost shouted: "Mengmeng, work hard, let's be happy together!"
Everyone couldn't help laughing, how did you combine Chibi's lines and catchphrases?
Jiang Mengmeng was dissatisfied: "I am Mengmeng, he is an old man! A newly born old man!"
It's better to be more serious, and said to Li Xianyun: "Only you can help him."
"Huh? Me?" Li Xianyun was surprised.
"Yes, you!" Qi Li was sure.
"How can I help?"
"I can't say." Chiu Li replied.
Depend on.
Li Xianyun was also used to it. After thinking about it, he asked, "Ghost talisman?"
Qi Li shook his head, just looking at Li Xianyun's chest.
So Li Xianyun understood.
Looking at the old man, he thought for a while and said, "That's fine, let me try."
As he spoke, his mind was silent, and ghost eyes appeared slightly on his chest.
Following the appearance of the ghost eye, a mysterious light fell on the old man's body, and then the smoke gradually rolled up, gradually forming the image of an old man.
He looked at everyone suspiciously, then looked down at the corpse under him, and said, "I'm dead?"
"Yes, you are dead!" Everyone replied together.
The old man was at a loss.
With the appearance of the old man, the UFO Guilu's "Come to Eat" finally appeared completely.
But the next moment, before Li Xianyun could make a move, the old ghost turned into a light and shadow, poured into the ghost talisman and disappeared.
"Is it so conscious?" Li Xianyun was surprised.
Chi Li said: "You helped him to be born, there is no need to bind ghosts, he is just like your child."
Uh……
I don't have kids that old.
But Dong Zixin came to his senses: "According to this, can Xianyun be able to create ghosts on his own initiative in the future?"
Qi Li Yingying's complexion changed at the same time.
Chi Li said: "This is exactly the reason why ghosts can't be vented... Please don't do this."
He didn't say why, but Li Xianyun could understand.
He nodded: "The existence of ghosts should also be in line with the natural principles of heaven and earth. Too much human interference should not be allowed, otherwise it will affect the balance, right?"
Chiu Li nodded.
Humans and ghosts don't get along well, Li Xianyun's existence has already greatly affected Hades, if they mess around, I really don't know what kind of moths will come out.
Li Xianyun understood this, nodded and said: "Don't worry, I won't do that."
It was still Jiang Zhengdao: "That's enough, have you had enough fun? Go back early, don't turn around and send the corpse over, you have to pretend to be dead again."
All the ghosts nodded together: "Enough!"
So everyone quietly went out of the morgue again, and walked out of the hospital with bare feet.
Just a few steps away, Li Xianyun suddenly remembered something and said, "Wait, why do I feel like I forgot something?"
Everyone looked at each other, and their faces changed at the same time: "Fuck! Xuandong is still in the freezer."
(End of this chapter)
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