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Chapter 212 Fake Shows Are Real
Chapter 212 Fake Shows Are Real (Please subscribe! Please ask for a monthly pass!)
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For the effect of the show, and to promote "Ten Miles of Foreign Market" by hyping up the scandal between Xu Kai and Zhu Bing, when Xie Dan and Wu Xixi came up, Xu Kai immediately turned off the lights for them.
Then, Xie Dan chose to leave Tan Xinyi, and Wu Xixi chose to leave Zhang Chen.
After Xu Kai and Du Taotao were left on the scene, Zhu Bing, who had adjusted her own state, stepped onto the stage.
Teacher He: "Welcome to our No. [-] beauty in China, and welcome Bingbing's debut with applause!"
Accompanied by warm applause, Zhu Bing walked across from Xu Kai and Du Taotao.
Teacher He: "Next, please Bingbing speak out loudly about your criteria for choosing a spouse."
Zhu Bing looked at Xu Kai and said: "I am a romantic and dedicated girl, so in my mind, there is only the only man who has touched me. I hope he can choose me and go with me Take a look at the mountains and rivers and travel with me."
After hearing Zhu Bing's words, Du Taotao extinguished his own lamp with a "snap".
Teacher He exaggeratedly said: "Wow~ Taotao, you are very courageous, you dare to turn off the lamp of the most beautiful woman in China!"
Du Taotao said aggrievedly: "I don't want to die either, but I just saw Sister Bing today for the first time, so it is obvious that the man that Sister Bing wants to choose to impress her is not me. In this case, I Why are you still standing here stupidly, asking for humiliation?"
Wei Jia: "I have to say, our Taotao is still a little self-aware."
Teacher He: "Then welcome Taotao back to our host team."
Teacher He: "At the same time, we also welcome our abducted Dandan and Xixi to return to the ranks of hosts."
When Du Taotao, Xie Dan and Wu Xixi came to Teacher He and Wei Jia, Teacher He said to Xu Kai: "Bingbing's criterion for choosing a mate is that the only man in her mind who has touched her can choose her, and then Accompany her to see mountains and rivers and travel with her, then, Qing Yun, is that man you?"
Xu Kai picked up the microphone and was about to answer when Xie Dan said, "Wait."
Then Xie Dan said to the others: "Getting them together so easily is obviously not the style of the few of us who like to make trouble. Moreover, they are too easy to be together, and they will not cherish each other."
Teacher He: "Hey, don't take us with you, you like to mess up things, okay? We all want to see lovers get married, so... I decided to torture Qingyun and Bingbing's souls inhumanely!"
Xie Dan, Wei Jia, Wu Xixi and Du Taotao immediately booed "Yeah yeah" and "Ohhhhh".
Teacher He: "Now, please rate each other."
Teacher He looked at Xu Kai and then at Zhu Bing, and then said, "Well...ladies first, so let's start with Bingbing."
Teacher He: "Bingbing, if you were asked to rate Qing Yun, how much would you rate him?"
Zhu Bing glanced at Xu Kai: "99 points."
"Wow~"
"Such a high score!"
"It seems that Brother Yu is perfect in Sister Bing's eyes!"
"..."
Teacher He: "Then I would like to ask Bingbing, how did Qing Yun lose that one point? Are you afraid of his pride? Or do you want to leave him room for improvement?"
Zhu Bing glanced at Xu Kai: "He knows it in his heart."
Teacher He: "Wow~ It seems that there are many stories between the two of you!"
Teacher He looked at Xu Kai again: "Qingyun, Bingbing gave you 99 points, what do you think, and, is it convenient for you to tell us, how did you lose that 1 point?"
Xu Kai looked at Zhu Bing and said, "You gave me too high a score, I'm actually worth 60 points."
Zhu Bing raised his chin: "Mr. He is asking me, not you, how many points I am willing to give you, that is my freedom, and you have nothing to do with it."
"Yo yo yo, it's like a couple quarreling." Xie Dan booed from the side.
Wu Xixi: "Brother Yu, we are really curious, where did you lose your 1 point?"
Xu Kai wanted to say: "I want to know, come to my room at night, you will know."
But this is a recorded program after all, some jokes are not allowed, in other words, you have to pretend what should be done.
So Xu Kai said: "The 1 point lost is because Bingbing thought I forgot that today is her birthday."
"Ah~ Is today Sister Bing's birthday?" Wu Xixi asked stupidly.
Teacher He and Xie Dan glanced at Wu Xixi, who was kept in the dark, and then raised their hands together: "Show me."
As soon as Teacher He and Xie Dan's words fell, Wei Jia who disappeared at some time pushed up a big cake.
Teacher He said to Zhu Bing: "I declare in advance that this is not prepared by our program group, but a surprise prepared by Qingyun for you."
Then Xu Kai gave Zhu Bing a birthday present that he had prepared long ago: "No matter how high you stand, no matter how far you fly, please remember: I am your most affectionate companion."
Although Zhu Bing seldom gave Xu Kai the 1 point not because Xu Kai forgot her birthday, but because Xu Kai was too careless. It can be seen that after seeing the surprise Xu Kai prepared for her, Zhu Bing fell into an instant, and then suddenly The son threw himself into Xu Kai's arms, crying and said: "I thought you forgot my birthday!"
This is Zhu Bing underestimating Xu Kai. Do you think that a scumbag only needs to be handsome, suave, and versatile?
wrong.
A qualified scumbag also needs to possess many excellent qualities.
For example, remembering all the days related to the woman you are interested in is one of the required courses.
Birthdays and so on are all pediatrics.
What's really difficult is that there are all kinds of holidays and anniversaries that don't exist, like May 5, like various Valentine's Days that are not Valentine's Day, like anniversaries that last for as long as they are together, etc...
Don't think this kind of thing is boring.
In fact, sometimes all it takes to name a day like this is the chance to hit a home run.
Of course, the premise is still that she likes you, otherwise, even if you remember her period clearly, it can only be the result of being issued a good person card.
but--
Today, it's not all Xu Kai's improvisation.
This is mainly a show deliberately done to cooperate with the promotion of "Ten Miles of Foreign Market".
Although Zhu Bing didn't know exactly what was going on, she actually knew that Xu Kai was going to "surprise" her, because Xu Kai told her specifically, and told her not to screw up her performance.
Xu Kai patted Zhu Bing's back lightly, and said according to the words prepared in advance: "Although the days with you are important every day, the important days are not important, but how can I Can you forget the day you were born?"
"Wow~ so romantic."
"Brother Yu is so good at talking about love, so sweet~"
"Together!"
"Together!"
"Together!"
"..."
Faced with the booing from Teacher He and others, Zhu Bing suddenly said in Xu Kai's ear: "I don't care who is right or wrong, I just care about whether you still love me?"
As soon as Xu Kai heard that the taste in Zhu Bing's words was very strange, he immediately realized: "It's broken, Zhu Bing may want to fake the show for real."
Xu Kai quickly let go of Zhu Bing.
But it was too late at this time.
Because Zhu Bing stood on tiptoe and kissed Xu Kai first.
In public, and there is still a program being recorded there, how do you ask Xu Kai to push Zhu Bing away?
There is no way, Xu Kai can only follow Zhu Bing's fake show and do it for real...
……
(End of this chapter)
...
For the effect of the show, and to promote "Ten Miles of Foreign Market" by hyping up the scandal between Xu Kai and Zhu Bing, when Xie Dan and Wu Xixi came up, Xu Kai immediately turned off the lights for them.
Then, Xie Dan chose to leave Tan Xinyi, and Wu Xixi chose to leave Zhang Chen.
After Xu Kai and Du Taotao were left on the scene, Zhu Bing, who had adjusted her own state, stepped onto the stage.
Teacher He: "Welcome to our No. [-] beauty in China, and welcome Bingbing's debut with applause!"
Accompanied by warm applause, Zhu Bing walked across from Xu Kai and Du Taotao.
Teacher He: "Next, please Bingbing speak out loudly about your criteria for choosing a spouse."
Zhu Bing looked at Xu Kai and said: "I am a romantic and dedicated girl, so in my mind, there is only the only man who has touched me. I hope he can choose me and go with me Take a look at the mountains and rivers and travel with me."
After hearing Zhu Bing's words, Du Taotao extinguished his own lamp with a "snap".
Teacher He exaggeratedly said: "Wow~ Taotao, you are very courageous, you dare to turn off the lamp of the most beautiful woman in China!"
Du Taotao said aggrievedly: "I don't want to die either, but I just saw Sister Bing today for the first time, so it is obvious that the man that Sister Bing wants to choose to impress her is not me. In this case, I Why are you still standing here stupidly, asking for humiliation?"
Wei Jia: "I have to say, our Taotao is still a little self-aware."
Teacher He: "Then welcome Taotao back to our host team."
Teacher He: "At the same time, we also welcome our abducted Dandan and Xixi to return to the ranks of hosts."
When Du Taotao, Xie Dan and Wu Xixi came to Teacher He and Wei Jia, Teacher He said to Xu Kai: "Bingbing's criterion for choosing a mate is that the only man in her mind who has touched her can choose her, and then Accompany her to see mountains and rivers and travel with her, then, Qing Yun, is that man you?"
Xu Kai picked up the microphone and was about to answer when Xie Dan said, "Wait."
Then Xie Dan said to the others: "Getting them together so easily is obviously not the style of the few of us who like to make trouble. Moreover, they are too easy to be together, and they will not cherish each other."
Teacher He: "Hey, don't take us with you, you like to mess up things, okay? We all want to see lovers get married, so... I decided to torture Qingyun and Bingbing's souls inhumanely!"
Xie Dan, Wei Jia, Wu Xixi and Du Taotao immediately booed "Yeah yeah" and "Ohhhhh".
Teacher He: "Now, please rate each other."
Teacher He looked at Xu Kai and then at Zhu Bing, and then said, "Well...ladies first, so let's start with Bingbing."
Teacher He: "Bingbing, if you were asked to rate Qing Yun, how much would you rate him?"
Zhu Bing glanced at Xu Kai: "99 points."
"Wow~"
"Such a high score!"
"It seems that Brother Yu is perfect in Sister Bing's eyes!"
"..."
Teacher He: "Then I would like to ask Bingbing, how did Qing Yun lose that one point? Are you afraid of his pride? Or do you want to leave him room for improvement?"
Zhu Bing glanced at Xu Kai: "He knows it in his heart."
Teacher He: "Wow~ It seems that there are many stories between the two of you!"
Teacher He looked at Xu Kai again: "Qingyun, Bingbing gave you 99 points, what do you think, and, is it convenient for you to tell us, how did you lose that 1 point?"
Xu Kai looked at Zhu Bing and said, "You gave me too high a score, I'm actually worth 60 points."
Zhu Bing raised his chin: "Mr. He is asking me, not you, how many points I am willing to give you, that is my freedom, and you have nothing to do with it."
"Yo yo yo, it's like a couple quarreling." Xie Dan booed from the side.
Wu Xixi: "Brother Yu, we are really curious, where did you lose your 1 point?"
Xu Kai wanted to say: "I want to know, come to my room at night, you will know."
But this is a recorded program after all, some jokes are not allowed, in other words, you have to pretend what should be done.
So Xu Kai said: "The 1 point lost is because Bingbing thought I forgot that today is her birthday."
"Ah~ Is today Sister Bing's birthday?" Wu Xixi asked stupidly.
Teacher He and Xie Dan glanced at Wu Xixi, who was kept in the dark, and then raised their hands together: "Show me."
As soon as Teacher He and Xie Dan's words fell, Wei Jia who disappeared at some time pushed up a big cake.
Teacher He said to Zhu Bing: "I declare in advance that this is not prepared by our program group, but a surprise prepared by Qingyun for you."
Then Xu Kai gave Zhu Bing a birthday present that he had prepared long ago: "No matter how high you stand, no matter how far you fly, please remember: I am your most affectionate companion."
Although Zhu Bing seldom gave Xu Kai the 1 point not because Xu Kai forgot her birthday, but because Xu Kai was too careless. It can be seen that after seeing the surprise Xu Kai prepared for her, Zhu Bing fell into an instant, and then suddenly The son threw himself into Xu Kai's arms, crying and said: "I thought you forgot my birthday!"
This is Zhu Bing underestimating Xu Kai. Do you think that a scumbag only needs to be handsome, suave, and versatile?
wrong.
A qualified scumbag also needs to possess many excellent qualities.
For example, remembering all the days related to the woman you are interested in is one of the required courses.
Birthdays and so on are all pediatrics.
What's really difficult is that there are all kinds of holidays and anniversaries that don't exist, like May 5, like various Valentine's Days that are not Valentine's Day, like anniversaries that last for as long as they are together, etc...
Don't think this kind of thing is boring.
In fact, sometimes all it takes to name a day like this is the chance to hit a home run.
Of course, the premise is still that she likes you, otherwise, even if you remember her period clearly, it can only be the result of being issued a good person card.
but--
Today, it's not all Xu Kai's improvisation.
This is mainly a show deliberately done to cooperate with the promotion of "Ten Miles of Foreign Market".
Although Zhu Bing didn't know exactly what was going on, she actually knew that Xu Kai was going to "surprise" her, because Xu Kai told her specifically, and told her not to screw up her performance.
Xu Kai patted Zhu Bing's back lightly, and said according to the words prepared in advance: "Although the days with you are important every day, the important days are not important, but how can I Can you forget the day you were born?"
"Wow~ so romantic."
"Brother Yu is so good at talking about love, so sweet~"
"Together!"
"Together!"
"Together!"
"..."
Faced with the booing from Teacher He and others, Zhu Bing suddenly said in Xu Kai's ear: "I don't care who is right or wrong, I just care about whether you still love me?"
As soon as Xu Kai heard that the taste in Zhu Bing's words was very strange, he immediately realized: "It's broken, Zhu Bing may want to fake the show for real."
Xu Kai quickly let go of Zhu Bing.
But it was too late at this time.
Because Zhu Bing stood on tiptoe and kissed Xu Kai first.
In public, and there is still a program being recorded there, how do you ask Xu Kai to push Zhu Bing away?
There is no way, Xu Kai can only follow Zhu Bing's fake show and do it for real...
……
(End of this chapter)
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