Xiuxian: The heroine is all wrong

Chapter 205 Please listen to my explanation, madam!
"What's so good about having a big butt? It's easy to know if you look at it, but if it's too big, you won't be able to hit the bull's-eye."

"The butt is good for giving birth."

"A buttocks are just right!"

"It's good to be big, as the person who fascinates thousands of girls in Tanzhou, listen to me."

Li Tai sneered and said, "Brother Yinxi, he inherited his father's business. Lord Jiang said when he was in Chang'an that he likes big butts. The Jiang family has always liked big butts since ancient times. You are the same, just being stubborn." .”

Is this how the son inherits the father's business?

There are also people's xp that cannot be generalized. For example, Zhang Xuan likes cat girls, Li Tai likes fat buttocks, Chen Pingan likes weak women, and he likes beautiful ones.

At this moment, Mrs. Jiang glanced over curiously, her expression clouded.

later.

Mrs. Jiang asked the cook to rest after a long absence, and ordered today's dinner to be handed over to Chef Yinxi.

Seeing that the location was just right, Xiaoyu would not be able to serve, Jiang Yinxi asked about the taste, and specially reserved a copy, it was just right that Xiaoyu was not at the table.

"Mother, I want to call Zhang Xuan back. It's Chinese New Year here, and it's time for the four of us to get together."

"Wait a few days to get together, mother has something to do tonight."

……

"After arriving at the mountain ahead, go west!"

The flying boat flew slowly at low altitude in the barren and lush forest on the border of Tanzhou. Night had already fallen, and the surrounding area was surrounded by a dark night. Only a bright moon hung in the sky, shining bright moonlight on this area In the wild forest.

With the bright light on the flying boat, tearing the night, and illuminating the weeds and broken road, Zhang Xuan and the others have come to the edge of the wild forest, and they are about to approach the original location of the entrance of the Demon Realm. The more desolate and sparsely populated, except for the people on the flying boat, there is no one to see.

And this is Zhang Xuan's tactic.

Contrary to what Zhang Xuan imagined, it seemed less exciting than he had imagined. Instead, he seemed a little bored. The orthodox monks who had been following him since he left Tanzhou City did not show signs of doing anything until now. Suspected that it was just a group of desperate casual cultivators who had malicious intentions, so they followed closely.

When checking whether it was the right way, everyone's nerves were tense, and only the row of psionic ballistas on the flying boat felt a little relieved.

Soon, the flying boat sailed into the place where the entrance of the Demon Realm was originally located, and there was actually a half-built building site here, and some foundations that had already been laid, but are now deserted.

Catwoman's whispered explanation came from behind: "Earlier, the entrance of the Demon Realm was changed to Peach Blossom Forest. After the situation stabilized, there were some demon cultivators who wanted to reuse the previous entrance, saying that the most dangerous place is the safest place. .

At that time, the Presbyterian Hall had considered repairing the place again, arranging the hidden formations, and building a city of magic ways, but it was a pity that Zhengdao didn't seem to give up on the wild forest, so that there were not many magicians who came to build the magic city. After that, the plan was cancelled. "

In fact, Catwoman didn't know that this was Ling Yun's trick to prevent Zhengdao from guessing what they were trying to do.

Zhang Xuan vaguely guessed it, but seeing the confident look of Catwoman when explaining, he nodded in affirmation of Catwoman's explanation.

Zhang Xuan waved his hand, and Moxiu on the flying boat stopped when he saw the gesture, and began to fly towards the wild forest below.

Zhang Xuan jumped off the flying boat, looked back into the darkness, and raised the corner of his mouth, ready to invite you into the urn.

Everyone in their group has the Bailifei Escape Talisman bought by Zhang Xuan with a lot of money, and wiped out all the righteous monks who followed them, and let them spread wrong news before they died. It will continue to be placed in the wild forest.

……

……

Following the light of the lighting talisman, it broke through the darkness ahead, and soon illuminated a shimmering place.

Zhang Xuan and the others stopped, only to find that there was such a large lake here.

Looking at the edge of the lake, it doesn't look like a natural production, but it looks like a huge pit that was smashed out by people. Because the terrain is too low, the rainwater accumulates, and the groundwater is also smashed out, forming such a lake.

But who caused the battle, Zhang Xuan was a little curious, this is not something monks like Nascent Soul Huashen can do.

By the lake, the wild grass is knee-high, and there is a path that you can't see unless you look carefully. From the lake to the depths of the forest, it is a beast path.

Zhang Xuan indicated the realm, this kind of animal way means that monsters often come and drink water, they have to be careful not to be caught by the claws protruding from the darkness.

Catwoman, who got off the flying boat by herself just now and didn't know where she ran, appeared by the lake at this time.

She was squatting in the grass by the lake, her eyes were shining, and she was staring at the lake carefully.

Seeing Zhang Xuan approaching, she suddenly turned her head and said seriously: "The animal way is unnatural, and there are still some weeds blocking the lake..."

"unnatural?"

Zhang Xuan's heart tightened a little, and he hurried over.

According to Catwoman, it is very likely that the group of people who followed them rushed to them and prepared an ambush in advance...

Zhang Xuan didn't say anything, but came to the lake as if nothing had happened, and slowly squatted down. From the perspective of others, he just came to the lake and enjoyed the moonlight reflected on the lake with Catwoman.

"Sure enough."

Zhang Xuan whispered, looking towards the end of the animal path.

The place where the animal path leads to the lake is usually bare, but here there are sparse weeds swaying in the wind.

"It seems that we are the ones who have been invited into the urn..."

Zhang Xuan continued to stare at the lake, licked his lips, and said excitedly.

"I haven't fought seriously at this age..."

Thinking in his heart, Zhang Xuan glanced in the direction of Moxiu who was checking the surroundings.

At this time, the demon repair team led by Goutou has already started to check the surrounding area according to his usual experience, and deployed an ambush, starting from the lakeside first. It was arranged very well directly, and he can do such basic things with people, and there is no need to bother Zhang Xuan Qingqing.

In fact, the dog head really wanted to show off in front of Zhang Xuan.

After all, he is Jiang Yinxi's brother!

So in their subconscious mind, Zhang Xuan's strength was as unfathomable as Jiang Yinxi's.

And Zhang Xuan didn't rush to remind them, but waited for them to make arrangements for the animal path and the lake.

The dog's head paused for a moment, and glanced at Zhang Xuan and Zhang Xuan who were in pairs under the moonlight. He was no longer envious now. Since he became the number one running dog of the leader of Jiang, countless dog sisters were waiting for him to conquer.

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Because the sight behind them that had been spying on them suddenly disappeared, they might have been very close, so the demon cultivators were very cautious and careful, sweeping back and forth with their spiritual sense, and even had to communicate with a few bugs under the snow to confirm that they were correct. Sweeping every inch of the ground around this beast path.

"There are no traces caused by spells, and there is no sense of unknown consciousness!"

When the demon cultivators finished their work, they all gathered together, their voices seemed a little heavy.

"They disappeared!"

There was obviously some worry in the eyes of the dog's head, and he glanced into the lake.If they hadn't found it in the wild grass beside the road and around it, then the righteous group might be ambushing in the last lake they haven't checked yet.

Zhang Xuan was asking Catwoman in a low voice at this time: "How did you find out in the first place?"

Catwoman couldn't suppress her excitement, and said, "Of course, this is a cat's instinct..."

"Small animal killer..."

Zhang Xuan patted Catwoman on the head, then got up, and returned to the dog's head very naturally, saying: "All the tests are over?"

Moxiu subconsciously stood up straight and nodded.

Zhang Xuan nodded and said, "Are you interested in frying fish? I'm curious if there will be big fish in this kind of lake created by manpower?"

He said, nodded slightly, and confirmed something with the dog head. The reason why there is no sound transmission is that it is easy to eavesdrop on the sound transmission when meeting someone with a higher cultivation base than them.With the wit of the dog's head, he should be able to understand what he meant. No matter whether there are orthodox monks ambushing in the lake, fish must be fried.

You can't turn a blind eye and wait for a group of big men to jump out from under the lake and hack him to death, right?
After hearing Zhang Xuan's request, the dog's head hesitated for a moment, and said truthfully to Zhang Xuan: "If Lord Tianwang wants to eat fish, I can go into the water to catch it, but the noise of frying fish is too loud, and it is easy to scare the snake. Now Not sure where the group of monks are hiding, if they make noise, they might be caught off guard!"

Zhang Xuan shook his head, and the dog's head understood what he meant.

At first he thought that the dog's head was very clever, and he could make actions to blame others, but now he saw that it was just a mistake.

"Commander the dog head, do you know what a man's romance is?".

"That is, when you see the surface of the lake, you want to make a splash of water soaring into the sky. Let's compare whose splash is higher."

The dog head was about to say out loud: Lord Tianwang, don't make trouble at this time, you can't delay the plan, if the plan fails, you can't delay the action of the righteous way, and confuse the vision of the righteous way.

But when he inadvertently glanced behind Zhang Xuan, at the end of the animal way, he seemed to understand something, nodded and said: "My lord, you are definitely not as high as the splash I made."

Under the water surface, Chen Xu was astonished as a heavenly being. These magicians seemed to be worthless at first. Why did they suddenly want to fry fish, and they were more splashy than anyone else?It has long been heard that Moxiu loses his humanity after learning the exercises for a long time, but this is because he has lost his brain.

"Do you want to act?"

A cultivator was speaking when he suddenly felt someone pull him, and he said in a thread: "You know Chen Xu's physique, if you accidentally blow up her, the demon cultivator will be destroyed by itself."

The monks' eyes are shining, and they are also looking forward to it!

……

The arrival of Li Tai gave the maids of the Jiang mansion something to chat with. It was such an honor for my master to be invited by the empress to Chang'an to attend the palace banquet.

Rumor has it that the maids or servants of Jiangfu will not worry about getting married, and being able to be a current person in Jiangfu will be the envy of many children from good families.

Jiang Dian listened to the chatting of the maids, and the smile on his face could not be serious. Jiang Dian naturally understood what it meant to participate in the palace banquet. The family banquet, this son-in-law is a sure thing.

He had already finished the draft by himself, as long as Jiang Yinxi dared to refuse to go to Chang'an, he would not beat him up last time, but beat him up this time. It is only natural for me to beat my son.

Pushing open the door, Jiang Dian was about to speak when he suddenly froze.

In the back hall, Yinxi and the others gathered together. Mrs. Jiang sat in the main seat, and Wan'er and Xin Mo kept serving Mrs. Jiang food and wine.Ling Qingqing and Zhizhuzi seemed to be fighting in secret. The dishes in front of the two girls had piled up like a hill, and it was up to whoever cleared them first would be able to sweep away the other food.

Yinxi and Li Tai clinked glasses, talking about the topic between men, Ming Ke and Ji Qingsi got together and didn't know what they were talking about.

This picture is very happy and touching, but... Jiang Dian took a closer look, why is there no place for him, is he forgotten again, and is he going to eat the one-person portion that Yinxi prepared for him?

He also wanted to go to the table, watching a group of people pouring wine and food for him, it would be even better if there were two little puddings, a man and a woman, chirping grandpa.

"Cough cough!"

"Ahem?"

No one seemed to respond. At the door, Xiaoyu suppressed a smile, and seeing the embarrassment of the master, her brows began to tremble because of the suppressed smile.

"Xiaoyu, why didn't you go with them?"

"Master, it's good for Xiaoyu like this. The young master left it for me. It's still the taste I like."

"How does this work."

Hmm, Jiang Dian snorted, Jiang Yinxi looked at his father, not knowing why!
"What's the matter with you, Xiaoyu has worked so hard in the Jiangfu. Although she is not my own daughter, I have already treated her as a daughter, but you seem to only treat Xiaoyu as a servant. It is really annoying, and you don't even give her a place. Xiao Yuliu, when did our Jiang family become so strict, it doesn't look like you."

Faced with Jiang Dian's sudden attack, Li Tai was a little at a loss, thinking that it was because of his arrival that Xiaoyu had no place to sit, so he stood up embarrassedly, and was about to apologize when Jiang Yinxi held him down.

The old man didn't mean Xiaoyu when he said these words, he obviously meant that he had no position, he didn't know Xiaoyu's temperament, when he was in the house, he stuck to his principles and wouldn't serve at the table, unless she was no longer a maid.

"Master, you are back, why are you so angry?"

"Hmph, Ma'am, I didn't mean you. We grew up Xiaoyu, how could we treat him like this."

Mrs. Jiang smiled and said nothing. During the day, she and Mingke were discussing countermeasures. At the end, she accidentally heard the conversation between Li Tai and Yinxi. People are drinking on the cruise ship, surrounded by Yingying and Yanyan, so happy.

As for why it was heard and discussed, Mrs. Jiang glanced at Jiang Yinxi and Li Tai.

"Ma'am, why are you silent? Are you guilty? It doesn't matter, Xiaoyu moved two seats to eat together."

"cough cough"

"Father, do you want to eat again later?"

Jiang Dian suddenly felt overwhelmed, and his little padded jacket, Ming Ke, stopped letting him serve at the table. What is the majesty of the head of the family?

Just as he was about to sit down, Mrs. Jiang said, "Is Jiang Dian flower wine delicious? Do you think I am the kind of woman with big breasts and fat buttocks?"

"Madam, the children are talking nonsense about you..." Jiang Dian paused, looking at Madam Jiang in disbelief, how did she know again.

"Madam, listen to my explanation!"

Jiang Yinxi was about to snicker, when he suddenly saw Wan'er and the demon staring at him, his heart tightened, there is no need to learn such things.

"Eat and eat!"

"exactly!"

Jiang Yinxi and Li Tai opened their mouths to smooth things over. Jiang Dian looked at his elder brother gratefully, and was about to sit down when he realized that the table was gone.

The spider burped comfortably, and Ling Qingqing still wanted to fight her, but there was no door, and humans were troublesome, so eat seriously, can you get full after stopping to watch a play?
"Xiaoyu, help me get my share."

"There's no need to go, there's only Xiaoyu's in the kitchen, so I didn't leave it for you."

Jiang Dian suddenly looked at Jiang Yinxi, and found himself nodding his head. Good guy, I didn't expect that Yinxi, a man with thick eyebrows and big eyes, would also rebel.

……

"Three...two...one..."

The dog's head looked fierce, and this group of damn righteous monks dared to lie in ambush in the water to make a sneak attack, to see if he didn't kill them.

It was too late when Chen Xu and the others found out that something was wrong, and many people were already on the spot before they could react.

When they rushed out of the water and prepared to fight against the magic way, they found that the magic repair had disappeared without a trace.

As early as when Zhang Xuan and others attacked the orthodox monks hiding under the water, they discovered something was wrong, and were inexplicably backlashed by the spell. For a moment, Zhang Xuan thought of a calamity body among the orthodox monks, and immediately asked the dog head and others to use the talisman Paper flees.

Encountering such an unbeatable thing, Zhang Xuan just felt helpless.

"Damn it, they ran away, how did this group of damn devils find us."

Chen Xu didn't say a word, remembering that Zhang Xuan and Catwoman had been stopping by the lake, walked over to have a look, found the problem, and asked: "Who disguised this beast way, such a big mistake has not been discovered? "

Everyone pointed to the corpse floating on the lake, they were all dead, how could they blame them.

"I didn't expect that this group of demon cultivators actually played a secret game, setting our target in Tanzhou City, and then the black dog under the lamp was in the wild forest, trying to catch us off guard."

"Now that we have discovered them, their deaths are worthwhile."

"Let's get out first."

Chen Xu always felt a little strange, it seemed that things went too smoothly.

A hundred miles away, the dog's head was gasping for breath. Why did his most handy spell suddenly come back to him? He is not a little puppy who just learned spells and is self-sufficient. This kind of thing shouldn't happen.

Catwoman wiped off the blood stains on Zhang Xuan's forehead, with a guilty expression on her face. She was clearly attacking the bottom of the lake, but why did she paste her paw on Zhang Xuan's face? If she hadn't pulled back in time, Zhang Xuan might have lost his appearance today.

"It has nothing to do with us, it's because there is a calamity body among the righteous monks."

Hearing the words "body of calamity", the dog's head could only admit that he was unlucky, and rightly said that there are all kinds of good things.

"Withdraw, don't use the flying boat, let's return to the Demon Realm from the ground."

A group of people began to march under the moonlight, and the lighting charms were useless, and the figures perfectly blended into the darkness.

(End of this chapter)