Xiuxian: The heroine is all wrong

Chapter 263
The sun came out from the top of the mountain, and the whole land was bright again. Wan'er hugged the pillow and was still asleep, the corners of her upturned mouth were full of sweetness. She fantasized all night last night. Since she was a child, she only thought of the present, that The little girl wearing a garland is called Mrs. Jiang Yinxi by a little boy with a runny nose. Jiang Yinxi was not a slug when she was a child, but Waner still stubbornly turned Jiang Yinxi into a slug. This is her dream. She calls the shots.

In this way, there are more things that can be fantasized. For a while, Jiang Yinxi is riding a bamboo horse, and for a while, he is holding green plums. In the fantasy world, Jiang Yinxi is her puppet, at her mercy.

How can there be fewer wonderful shots of diving with bare buttocks, but Wan'er covered her eyes to show that she was shy, and with her fingers intertwined, she secretly peeked at the men's bare buttocks, and the one between her legs. weird stuff.

When I was a child, I asked my mother why I was different from those naked children. She also wanted to dive naked. The horrified mother quickly covered his little mouth and told her that girls cannot be naked and will be put in pigs. Caged and thrown into the pond.

Later, by accident, she went to the Chunfeng Building, and the big and small earthworms were no longer mysterious to her. The ones she hung on the body of the person whose leg was broken in the Chunfeng Building were not worth mentioning.

From a very young age, Wan'er knew that she would definitely be married to a man, and that this man would even be someone she didn't know. In her eyes, this was far more terrifying than soaking in a pig cage.

Seeing a woman being soaked in a pig cage and stripped naked without leaving a single thread for the woman, the patriarch said that since he didn’t know shame, he didn’t need to hide his shame. Meaning nothing.After a series of bubbles, it sank. The woman didn't struggle, but just hugged her chest with her hands. At that time, Wan'er was thinking that she must have died long ago.

Others used this matter as an after-dinner conversation, especially the mother, who talked to her daughter for three days and told Wan'er.That's what happens when you don't follow the rules.How did she know that her daughter had been shaking for three days.

When Wan'er was lying in Jiang Yinxi's arms looking at the distant mountains, she asked Jiang Yinxi about soaking the pig cages. She never thought that Jiang Yinxi not only didn't find it novel, but strongly condemned this behavior.

"You are my one and only." These are the most charming love words Wan'er has ever heard. These words make her whole body weak and hot. For these words, she is willing to die.

The sun shone on her eyelids, and the sky and the earth turned pink. Wan'er didn't want to wake up. She hadn't finished filling out her love history in her dream. She dreamed that she sneaked out from Chunfeng Building at the age of 12 to see Jiang Yinxi. That bad boy pissed off all the little girls in the street, and named them Lying Cicadas with caterpillars, while Jiang Yinxi was spanked by his strict father, and he was lying on the wall to peek.

That man named Xu Xian is really stupid, or is that woman named Bai Suzhen too ugly, a couple who are so kind to each other for a day, would actually ignore the earthworms because of Xiaoqing, if he was Bai Suzhen, and a Xiaoqing came, would Yinxi be okay? Empathy?
The answer is definitely not, because Yinxi has too many beauties, and all of them are noble, but he only loves himself, and will not marry unless he is himself.

Wan'er lifted the quilt and looked at her proud mountain.

Thinking of Jiang Yinxi's mischievous hands, Wan'er blushed, and pressed her hands on them to keep her heart from beating too fast.
Xiaoyu has come in three times, Wan'er is still sleeping, don't bother her, she knows Wan'er slept late last night, today is a tiring day, she wants to sleep a little longer, but seeing Wan'er put her head down From the blanket, she knew she was awake.

"Wan'er, the lucky mother-in-law has come, she is waiting to show you off, I can't sleep anymore." She sat down on the bed and began to shake Wan'er.Wan'er kicked her feet in the blanket angrily, and sat up helplessly, with her long hair hanging down her shoulders, rubbing her sleepy eyes, her obscene clothes were loose, revealing half of her breasts, Xiaoyu was stunned , Squab Anzhi has a big heart!

She glared at Xiaoyu, covered her skirt, and put away a huge plush doll beside her. This rabbit was given by Jiang Yinxi on her birthday, and it was her treasure. Then she looked at her not-so-obvious belly, Then he got up and went to wash himself in the bathtub prepared by Xiaoyu, preparing for the most important day in his life.

The Gu family is very lively. Wan'er has to live in the Gu family when she gets married. Gu Bai came all the way from Guangdong just to carry Wan'er out of the house and hand it over to Jiang Yinxi. Now there is no one to see. What is he busy with? It is said that he has already prepared It’s been a long time, and he accompanied his good disciple home to visit relatives. It is said that this time he took the family back from Chenjiagou. Shiro muttered as he went downstairs.

Wan'er also went downstairs, and a kind-hearted old woman was sitting in the small hall. When she saw Wan'er come out, she smiled more happily: "What a beautiful child, the old son of the Jiang family has seen it before, it is a family Good marriage."

Wan'er was immediately surrounded by a group of good-hearted women. When they got to the bathing place, they had no intention of leaving. One grabbed a handful of flower petals and sprinkled them into the tub, and the other took out spices and added half a bottle to the tub. , and put the rest in the sleeves as a matter of course.

Xiaoyu couldn't get her hands in, so the old woman began to undress Wan'er, and even tied the hairpin on Wan'er's arm. Amidst Wan'er's screams, she started her own wedding journey.

Wan'er was just stabbed, Jiang Yinxi wanted to escape from the window, a group of women surrounded him, took him off to only his shorts, stuffed him in the tub, untied his hair and left him. He started to take a bath, and the most extreme thing was to prick him with pine and cypress branches, just like making a bad movie. Mrs. Jiang stood aside, watching her son suffer with a smile, lying at the door to watch Zhang Xuan, who was about to get married in two months, with a serious look on his face. Surprised, Chen Ping'an is someone who has been here, and he looks like Qi Qiran.

The marriage this time is not like Ye Zixuan's. Jiang Yinxi is determined to give Wan'er a grand wedding that is most in line with etiquette.

If Jiang Yinxi hadn't gotten a pair of underwear, she might have been naked by now. The white-haired old lady opened her toothless mouth wide open, and her hands were unambiguous. Jiang Yinxi knew that her back must be miserable. , This is even whipping and beating, not to mention bad luck, even luck has already been pumped away.

After being abused, the women left contentedly. Zhang Xuan lay on the edge of the bathtub and looked at the dying Jiang Yinxi sympathetically. Chen Pingan handed Jiang Yinxi a bottle of soju, hoping that he would take a sip to strengthen his courage. He also encouraged him: "Grit your teeth and get through it, keep your spirits, the people in the dark are already ready to move."

"Understood, how are we preparing here?"

"Hahaha, the mountain of swords and the sea of ​​fire will also snatch Wan'er here for you."

"I'm talking about ambush..."

"Well, don't even think about running away if a mosquito comes in."

Jiang Yinxi is like a puppet, at the mercy of these over-excited women. I don't know why he has to wear this ragged clothes. The ragged clothes are lined with eight layers of lining for crispness. He just laughed at the farmer who wore winter clothes yesterday. Wrapped tightly and airtight, although it is still cold in Tanzhou in February of the lunar calendar, it is still a torture to wear this suit.

Marrying a wife is a matter of suffering, especially in ancient times, although the last time marrying a wife was just a show, minus all the cumbersome things, just to keep it simple.

Come on, first put on the underwear, and then put on the obscene trousers, oh, wrong, put on the socks first, tie the belt on the thigh, and fasten all the clothes with belts, tsk tsk, young people look good in scarlet robes, what a look My master looks like a crab in clothes, that's right, Mrs. Zhang said this, she said it from Jiang Yinxi's aunt, but how Jiang Yinxi sees it, she seems to be looking for experience from herself, To prepare for the marriage of her stupid son.

Heart goggles?I am a dignified seventh-rank martial artist, what are you doing with this thing?What?This is the case for rich families. It is etiquette. Four or five jade pendants are tied around the waist, two jade ornaments are hung around the neck, and a piece of cloth with jade is tied on the forehead. Jiang Yinxi thinks that he can open a jade shop. .

A precious sword weighing five catties is hung, and a purple gold crown is placed on the head. If there are chicken feathers inserted, it will be Lu Bu Lu Fengxian.After tossing about dressing and worshiping the ancestors, Aunt Zhang found a big loophole.

They didn't even put on powder, which is fine, all the women patted their foreheads together, dragged Jiang Yinxi back, took off their hats, washed their faces again, picked a red or big silk flower from the palace rewards, and prepared to plug it into their hair .

Under Jiang Yinxi's deadly resistance, the women just peeled off a thin layer of foundation for him. The palace flower did not escape, and was firmly inserted next to the purple gold crown, which was bigger than his head.

From morning to night without drinking a sip of water or eating a sip of food, Madam Jiang and Jiang Banxia drove him out to pick up the bride. Immediately next to him was Zhang Xuan in Tsing Yi, with a face as white as a ghost, and a big red flower on his head. His bloody mouth seemed to be a matchmaker, his face was dull, it seemed that it was a bit unreliable for him to deal with the women of his natal family.

Fortunately, Li Yuan, who came back from his natal family, is much more reliable. Although he looks like no one, with a flower covering half of his face, judging from his smug expression, he seems to enjoy the attention of everyone. .

"Li Yuan, it's up to you in a while, Zhang Xuan is already abolished." Jiang Yinxi said to Li Yuan worriedly.

"He only needs to be in charge of being beaten for a while, and the rest will be handed over to his brother. Li Yuan is very confident.

"Being beaten, who will beat us?" Could it be that the woman's family saw three ghosts coming to the door and planned to fight ghosts?

"Yeah, I was beaten, and I was still beaten!"

"Yinxi, this is the custom!"

"Damn custom."

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When the sun reached the top of the mountain, the wedding reception team led by Jiang Yinxi also arrived at the small courtyard of Gu's family. The small building with this layout brought great difficulties to the wedding reception. The small alleys were very narrow and could not be used at all.

Now there are countless red envelopes to remind the door, and the heavy door has only been opened a crack, and there is still a poem to be recited. Li Yuan walked forward, opened his voice, and began to read the door opening poem that has not changed for hundreds of years.

After reading the poem, the door was closed again. Zhang Xuan was furious. After shouting to a few big-bodied men, he began to push the door. They were all fighters in the army, and they knew how to break the door bolt. It shattered suddenly, the door opened to both sides, and screams came from behind the door from time to time.

Jiang Yinxi wanted to go in, but was pulled by Li Yuan. After a short pause, Zhang Xuan took the lead. There was a big group of women, all holding mallets wrapped in sackcloth, and smashed them down. He wanted to fight back, but he could only smell a faint fragrance, but he couldn't do it, so he had to hold his head with both hands, and use his body to fight against the rain-like club.

Li Yuan led Jiang Yinxi to wander through the furious women and came to the living room. Gu Bai had a reluctance on his face, his paws were stretched out, and he didn't want to go upstairs without a red envelope.

Brother-in-law, even if it is not possible, I have to dismiss him today, seeing him staring at the jade pendant on Jiang Yinxi's waist.This is why Jiang Yinxi found out that the jade pendant hanging on his waist was used to bribe Gu Bai, and he tore off two of them at once, and stuffed them into Gu Bai's hands. Gu Bai was not satisfied, and planned to blackmail him again. one time.

Li Yuan whispered in Gu Bai's ear for a while.Gu Bai happily scratched his ears and cheeks.Jiang Yinxi only vaguely heard a few words teaching him to chase people.

Upstairs at the door of the boudoir stood Xiaoyu, Jiang Yinxi's personal servant girl. Today she came to support Wan'er. For Wan'er, Xiaoyu's small face never smiled at Jiang Yinxi. Wan'er and her are the same A very good boudoir and close friend, today he has completely become Jiang Yinxi's person.

But it's not only Xiaoyu who supported Wan'er, but also the girls in Tanzhou City. Now the enemy is very jealous when they meet, their teeth creak, and a small basket is stretched over.Li Yuan was shocked, the big maid guarding the door is easily done by the uncle with a few winks, how come to Jiangyinxi, you have to fill the basket with good things.

As an evil ghost in color and a veteran of Huacong, Li Yuan naturally recognized these people. They were all the girls they molested with Jiang Yinxi back then. Give the new uncle face.

Jiang Yinxi was completely robbed, and even Li Yuan did not escape the bad luck, so he followed suit. Xiaoyu walked away with a basket in her arms, not even letting her make-up poems be read. This basket is enough for these girls Calm down your anger.

The door opened, and behind Xi Niang was Wan'er who was crying. The powder on her face was not much thinner than that of Jiang Yinxi, and she was washed away by the tears. She was lying in Father Gu's arms to be comforted. Hong, trying to comfort her daughter, saw Jiang Yinxi coming in, stood up, and said to Jiang Yinxi: "Treat Wan'er well, she is a good child." After speaking, she turned around and went downstairs, as if she couldn't stand this kind of situation. scene.

Jiang Yinxi was very surprised. The donkey he raised didn't know the donkey's temper?Wan'er has long wished to marry herself. Although she has feelings for her parents, it's not deep, and she can't talk about sadness. A few days ago, she asked herself what to do if she couldn't cry when she got married, and would she make people laugh.Why did she cry so sadly today? Seeing Wan'er's teary eyes, it was definitely not caused by things like scallions and ginger.

Jiang Yinxi could only think that Wan'er's emotional floodgates were suddenly opened when the situation came to an end, and she couldn't help herself.

It wasn't until he helped Wan'er into the sedan chair that Jiang Yinxi heard Wan'er's voice say: "I'm starving to death."

Jiang Yinxi didn't know whether to laugh or cry, he didn't eat and kept tossing.

(End of this chapter)