I'm not really a gold saint

Chapter 582 Uncle is a mother, I won't play with you
In the cemetery, the cold wind was blowing.

Ding Li watched as the sissy uncle raised his hand and gently placed the crimson coffin in the cemetery.

"I don't want to be a gravekeeper yet."

Ding Li shook his head suddenly, refusing to participate in the burial.

"Then I won't force you."

Uncle Tata quickly took out a shovel, then dug the grave soil in front of him very quickly, and then put the huge red coffin into the pit.

His movements were smooth and flowing, as if an excavator had possessed him, and he didn't even breathe.

This also confirmed Ding Li's previous speculation that Tata looked like a girl, but she was actually very strong.

The old fellow is probably a monster.

Ding Li did not step forward to stop, but observed and guessed silently.

He was also very curious. Presumably the friend buried by the other party would not be a weak person. There are not many useful corpses in the cemetery now. If the uncle brings a corpse to the cemetery, it is equivalent to giving a pillow when he is sleepy.

Ding Li specially weighed the red coffin with his hands, and found that the coffin was quite heavy, and he didn't know what kind of material the coffin was made of.

But looking at the way the other party dug the pit quickly, it seemed that he was in a hurry and was in a hurry to bury the coffin.

Tata turned her head, and asked with the corners of her mouth slightly raised, "Little handsome boy, are you wondering why I am in a hurry to bury the coffin?"

Ding Li nodded: "Yes, this coffin is actually a phoenix coffin, which has the characteristics of a classical Chinese coffin, and can only be used to hold unmarried women."

"So you can only pretend to be a female corpse, not a male corpse, otherwise something bad will happen."

"Is it bad luck to bury a man?"

Murderous?
Ding Li was suddenly clever and turned his head immediately, but the murderous intent was fleeting.

Seeing Tata looking at himself with a smile on his lips, and smelling the cologne smell on the other party, Ding Li was a little nervous, who made the other party's orchid fingers fly up.

What the hell does this sissy mean?
"You are indeed a natural gravekeeper. Thank you for your thoughtful explanation. As a gentleman with a compassionate heart, I was rude just now. I'm sorry."

Tata gently turned the cane, nodded slightly and bent over, with a smile on his face, like an old chrysanthemum blooming in an instant.

"Hehe, gentleman? Should I say you are a knight who likes old ways?"

Ding Li complained in his heart.

He didn't talk to him either, he didn't want to talk too much with this old lady.

It was the identity of the corpse in the coffin that made him curious.

"I've been searching for a long time, but I haven't found such a good feng shui cemetery. Your sacred cemetery is actually the heart of the earth."

"It was formed by gathering the essence of the earth. If it weren't for Athena, who I happened to come to find, I really couldn't find such a treasured land of geomantic omen."

Tata patted the coffin a few times and said eloquently:

"This friend of mine was stunningly talented and had a cold and arrogant personality. She roamed the world like a phoenix that has fallen into the mortal world. She is peerless and independent. No man in the world can match her. In the end, she could only be depressed, so she left this place. A troubled world."

"A hundred years of life is like a dream and an illusion. There is no immortal who lives once!"

After finally reciting, Tata swung the shovel and began to shovel the soil, and quickly buried the coffin.

Immediately afterwards, Tata took off his hat and bowed to the coffin, with a very respectful attitude, and he was still chanting something, but he couldn't hear clearly, only the last sentence was clear:

"Rest in peace, friend."

Ding Li looked at the tombstone, and found that the tombstone didn't respond. There was no information or text on it, which was a bit weird.

It is estimated that this guy doesn't know how to repair graves, or the level of tombstones is not enough.

"Ahem, is the burial finished?"

He simply looked at Tata before speaking.

"Well, it's done."

Tata smiled, blinked, and raised an orchid finger: "Little handsome guy, I hit it off with you very much, so why don't you stay and be the trainee gravekeeper here?"

Damn!

So gross!
"I reject."

Ding Li shook his head suddenly, how could he stay in the cemetery with this guy who didn't know the details, it would definitely be like a year, he might as well be a saint.

"Please say a condition."

Tata said suddenly.

"I want to marry Ye Ji and have children."

Ding Li simply ran the train with his mouth full, which can be regarded as showing that he is a man who can't be straight anymore.

"Uh... this one is more difficult, you don't even know who she is, this woman is not easy to pick up."

Tata spread her hands.

"Then change it, I want world peace!"

Tata smiled wryly: "Little handsome guy, can we talk properly?"

At this time, he squinted his eyes and looked at Ding Li, and couldn't help but marvel: "Ah, I feel that you have already understood the small universe, which is really strange, why would a young talent who understands the small universe come to such a place where no shit ?”

"And your aura is dark and deep, like a cicada dormant, if you don't sing, you're already a blockbuster, tsk tsk tsk!"

"Can you see that I used a small universe?"

Ding Li also pretended to be surprised.

Sure enough, the trace of the small universe released just now was noticed by the other party.

The small universe hiding method I learned from the cemetery is very good, and ordinary saints can't feel his small universe at all.

Tata said: "Your small universe can already be detected out of the body, which is really surprising."

"How about it, do you want to be my disciple?"

"Your talent is really rare, and you are already the strongest person I have ever met in my life."

"Also, you were born so handsome, you are so fair-skinned and beautiful with long legs, it makes people feel affectionate."

Ding Li felt goosebumps all over his body after hearing this.

I feel that I have been spotted by the other party.

The uncle reached into his bosom and touched it. He pulled out five or six blue books from his bosom as if by magic, and unfolded them one by one.

He grinned and opened his mouth, showing his white teeth, "I just saw an aura emanating from your celestial cap, you know, your bones are extraordinary, your talents are extraordinary, you are like a small cosmic wizard once in a hundred years! If one day you let You comprehend the seventh sense, and you haven't yet flown to the sky, come here... I have a few tricks and cheats here."

"Take a look, take a look, this is the Galaxy Starburst that I have treasured for 100 years..."

"..."

Ding Li trembled, feeling that the painting style was so familiar.

old man!

What age, who the hell would believe you?
Why don't you lie to the children in the kindergarten, but come to lie to me, an adult.

Are you looking for a blowjob?

Ding Li simply said.

However, the identity of the other party was very suspicious, and he didn't know whether what this person said was true or not.

"You really don't want it?"

Tata frowned unexpectedly.

"If you don't want it, you should die."

"Goodbye!"

Ding Li shook his head slightly, and ran out of the cemetery in a hurry.

For the sake of his own chastity, he decided that it would be safer to be a saint.

The cemetery is temporarily handed over to this uncle.

Ding Li looked back at the mysterious tomb. He felt that if he had time, he had to find out who was buried by the other party?

Tonghu, here I come!

Not long after Ding Li ran out of the cemetery, he discovered the small cosmic fluctuations!

Just outside the cemetery?

In addition to the fluctuations in the small universe, there was also a strong killing intent, as if someone was fighting, and Ding Li sensed something was wrong.

This is inside the sanctuary. Although it is remote, why would anyone fight here?

(End of this chapter)