You can't imagine the happiness of the group performance

Chapter 124

"This stick

Call you ashes~"

On the stage, with the last note falling.

Jiang Yan took a breath back, smiled and said to the audience:
"Hi everyone, I'm Jiang Yan."

"Wow!!"

"Jiang Yan!!"

"..."

The fans in the audience were very face-saving and immediately responded enthusiastically.

Some of them had met Jiang Yan downstairs.

But most of them saw Jiang Yan for the first time.

When Jiang Yan sang just now, they were too excited.

He sings well, is handsome, and has a strong typhoon.

That kind of superstar temperament almost broke through the ceiling.

One word, handsome!

But now, after Jiang Yan sang the song, the superstar temperament in his whole body turned into the appearance of a big boy next door.

Young, sunny, handsome, and a little bit shy.

This made the fans even more excited.

If they knew that there were such words as "little fresh meat" and "little milk dog", they would have used them immediately.

Which girl does not love?

And to see a real star that others can't see, isn't that what they came here for.

So the cheers became more and more intense, and it didn't calm down until He Jiong and Li Xiang came on stage.

"Welcome Jiang Yan!" He Jiong said to the audience after saying the usual welcome speech:
"Do you think Jiang Yan sings well?"

“Okay~~~”

The audience responded enthusiastically.

Jiang Yan also nodded his thanks.

He Jiong asked again: "Is Jiang Yan handsome?"

"handsome!!"

"Ah~~~"

The scene became more lively.

But at this time, Jiong He suddenly changed the subject: "But I think Jiang Yan's self-introduction is still too simple."

Li Xiang also agreed at this time: "That's right, the song "Wukong" is currently being discussed all over the country. Everyone is very curious about what kind of person Jiang Yan is, so Jiang Yan, you can't just say that. Everyone will not be satisfied, everyone said, right?"

"right!!!"

The host said so, it's no wonder the audience didn't agree.

So they all looked at the boy on the stage.

Want to see how he will behave.

Some people are now wondering what Jiang Yan will say, where is his height and weight?
Well, it’s not bad to say this, at least this information is not known to everyone now.

Some people were thinking that Jiang Yan had a strong aura during the performance, but now he looked a little shy. Facing the experienced He Jiong and Li Xiang, would Jiang Yan make a fool of himself today?

But what they don't know is that there are scripts.

Immediately afterwards, Jiang Yan was very cooperative and said:
"Is it too simple? Why don't I reveal my hidden identity, but I'm afraid to scare you."

Whoa!Hide your identity?

Still worried that we will be scared?

As soon as these words came out, the audience's curiosity was immediately aroused.

Isn't this more exciting than height and weight?

At the same time, those who were worried about Jiang Yan making a fool of himself felt relieved at this moment.

This Jiang Yan still has a sense of variety.

And He Jiong was also surprised in cooperation and said: "You still have to hide your identity?"

"Of course! But I'm afraid you won't be able to broadcast it." Jiang Yan laughed.

"If you dare to say, we dare to broadcast!" Li Xiang immediately illustrated, and then asked the audience, "Do you want to listen?"

"think!!!"

The audience was overwhelmed with excitement.

When Jiang Yan saw this, he shook his head "helplessly" and said:

"Well, if that's the case, then listen up!"

As he spoke, he put on a serious face, stood upright, and said proudly:

"Hello, everyone. My name is Jiang Yan. I have an identity. I was the No. 1998 student in the ZJ provincial college entrance examination in [-]."

"Wow!"

As soon as the voice fell, the audience burst into exclamations.

The champion of the college entrance examination!

You must know that the university has not expanded its enrollment this year, and the gold content of college students is very high, not to mention that Jiang Yan is still the number one scholar!
This is incredible!

My idol is actually the champion!

I am proud!

However, just as they were surprised, Jiang Yan said the second half of the sentence:
"... from my hometown!"

"..."

The champion's hometown?

A crow flew over the audience.

Immediately afterwards, the audience burst into laughter.

It's so funny that Jiang Yan proudly stated his identity like this.

But before the laughter stopped, Jiang Yan raised a finger again, and continued to speak solemnly:

"This identity is not loud enough? It doesn't matter, because I am still at the national level..."

Jiang Yan made a long note, and the audience looked over curiously.

National level?
So tall?
No matter what it is, this Jiang Yan is a bit powerful!
However, before they could breathe a sigh of relief, the answer appeared:
"National first-class retired player!"

Jiang Yan said proudly again.

"..."

Another crow flew over the audience's head.

Then everyone thought about it for a while, and they knew where the joke was.

So not surprisingly, everyone was laughing hard.

"Hahaha~"

"Puff haha... back off..."

"What do you think, haha..."

Don't say this scene is exaggerated.

This kind of bad joke may not be able to make people laugh at all in later generations.

Because I'm tired of hearing it, it's all over the Internet.

But in this era when information is blocked and the Internet is just budding, it is simply a king bomb.

Not to mention now, even a few years later, Uncle Benshan said in the Spring Festival Gala that a few brain teasers can detonate the whole country.

There are seven monkeys on the tree. . .Right?
The blockage of information, the use of jokes and burdens in different regions, the power is unimaginable for future generations.

When Jiang Yan saw the live effect, he was also a little surprised when he was satisfied.

In this day and age, the laughter of the audience was a little bit beyond his imagination, and the effect of the show was simply explosive.

So he pursued the victory and continued to introduce himself solemnly:
"At the same time, I am also a national special-level unprotected animal, a national non-famous unprofessional food expert, and the president of the Global Temporary Association. I have also won many honors. Winner of the nonsense contest..."

Jiang Yan faced the camera and said seven or eight sand sculpture honors in one breath.

The words are correct, like a broadcast host, and the expression is also full of pride.

And after a pause, the rhythm is well controlled.

Not surprisingly, the audience was stimulated to a climax, with waves of laughter.

They have never seen such a funny statement, and they burst into tears laughing

That kind of weird words, combined together, are so reasonable and so fun.

And they didn't expect Jiang Yan to be such a humorous and down-to-earth person at all.

As a result, his impression of Jiang Yan became vivid and intimate.

The popularity of the audience skyrocketed!
Jiang Yan breathed a sigh of relief: Fortunately, the word "sand sculpture" does not exist in this era. . .

Not only the audience, but even the staff were laughing.

Although they had seen a general rehearsal, it was hard for them to hold back Jiang Yan's solemn expression of baggage, coupled with the blessing of the live effect.

Fortunately, the camera is fixed, otherwise the scene would really be ruined.

Among the people present, probably only He Jiong and Li Xiang could hold back, after all, they had heard it two or three times.

So after the audience's joy lasted for a while, they quickly controlled the field:
"Stop talking, my stomach hurts from laughing, and I have to call an ambulance in a while."

At this time, Jiang Yan also had enough time, spread his hands, and said with a smile:
"Okay, just kidding."

After finishing speaking, he turned to the camera and the audience again, and concluded loudly: "Hi everyone, I am singer Jiang Yan!"

He Jiong and Li Xiang also echoed at this time: "Let us welcome, Jiang Yan!"

Crash.

The audience laughed and applauded enthusiastically.

Accompanied by the applause, was the enthusiastic cheers of the crowd:

"welcome!!"

"Welcome to Shonan!!"

"Jiang Yan, I love you!!!"

"Ah~~~"

The scene exploded again.

The novel opening self-introduction session is over, and the effect achieved is close to perfection.

The leader of the stage smiled and nodded.

Jiang Yan, there is something!
The audience and fans are also looking forward to Jiang Yan's next performance.

(End of this chapter)