Chapter 242
The one that creates GDP only by being cute is Panda.
As a big orange, naturally you can't just rely on being cute.
After eating the dried fish and getting out of the damn bars, he started to inspect the territory.
Orange cats, also known as native cats.
The housekeeper is the number one.
Don't look at Jiang Yan's fat now, but in this corridor, if you see a mouse cockroach that he dares not run, let him come out and have a try!
If you come out with one, you'll have one broken in the head!
What?You say I can't catch up?
Just kidding, as a local snake who has lived in this building for more than ten years, will he have no younger brother?
"Meow~ (A cloud-piercing arrow, thousands of troops will meet you!)
Soon, two skinny cats, one flower and one black, came to the stairs in the distance.
The flower cat is called Shisanmei, and the black cat is called Pheasant.
The two cats came to Jiang Yan and said at the same time: "Meow~ (Brother Haonan! Boss!)"
"Ok!"
Jiang Yan snorted and responded coldly.
In the human world, his name is very earthy.
But in the animal world, he has a very domineering name: Haonan!
All three of them were named after their boss.
Brother Chen, the eldest, is a wild cat in Tsim Sha Tsui.
The fierce combat power is an existence that they, a group of domestic cats, cannot bear.
According to him, he was also a handsome young man back then, and he became a wild cat in order to escape human birth control.
Being a wild cat is pitiful, but there are benefits to being a wild cat.
At least there is no need to wait for the owner to arrange to play with female cats.
Eating, drinking, and lassing don't need to be in the cat's pot to show cuteness or luster.
I have my own place, and I can collect a lot of protection fees every day.
Jiang Yan and other cats have to give him some food and playthings, such as fur balls, every month.
The most important thing is catnip free!
So Mimi, a handsome young man from ten miles and eight villages, entered the Tao in this way.
Relying on racial talent and suppressing bloodlines, a group of foreign stupid cats were beaten to cry and get mixed up in the position of double bonus red sticks.
When encountering a leopard cat or a large dog that cannot be beaten, you can also rely on your personal charm to call a group of local cats to attack.
Later, when I got old and returned to the building, I naturally became the king in this corridor.
In other words, the current corridor is covered by it!
And these two kittens are neighbors who once sheltered under his wings.
Now that these two guys have grown up, he naturally accepts them as younger brothers.
. . . . . .
"Is there anything going on today?"
Jiang Yan's eyes are no longer cute, but domineering and cold.
As soon as the words were spoken, Huamao Shisanmei replied: "The east building is fine."
But the black cat pheasant did not speak.
Jiang Yan turned his head and asked, "Why don't you speak?"
The pheasant glanced at Jiang Yan, and then said weakly: "The west building is fine."
"That's good!"
Jiang Yan walked away, he had to go to the canteen and continue to show off his cuteness, trying to get some snacks.
Then have a meal at noon, take a nap in the afternoon, and go to the entrance of the community in the evening to wait for the two little masters to come back.
They have something to eat!
However, at this moment, the black cat Shanji suddenly said: "Haonan, I want to challenge you!"
"what?"
Jiang Yan stared at the pheasant.
challenge yourself?
Damn it, this pheasant wants to seek power and usurp the throne!
What's more damning is that this is the law in the animal world, and now that I have all kinds of skills, what should I do?
When Jiang Yan didn't speak, the black cat thought that Jiang Yan agreed, and immediately stabbed his back, and he was about to start a fight.
Seeing this, the thirteenth sister immediately stood between the two cats: "I won't allow you to fight!"
Pheasant: "Sister Thirteen, get out of the way, this is a matter between male and female cats."
Thirteenth sister: "No, you are all my male cats, you have to be good, or I will be heartbroken!"
When the pheasant heard the words, his head was green on the spot, so he said angrily: "Hao Nan, you should die!"
As he spoke, he was about to pounce on it.
But Thirteenth Sister stubbornly stopped the pheasant, turned her head and shouted at Haonan: "Brother Haonan, hurry up!"
But where Jiang Yan was willing to leave, he directly pierced the window paper and said: "Sister Thirteen was with me before you and I gave her to you, you are the one who came later!"
Pheasant: "I don't believe it, let's fight!"
Jiang Yan: "Okay, since brothers can't do it, then come on, no matter whether you win or lose, you will end your friendship from now on!"
Saying that, the two cats bumped into each other quickly.
The reaction speed of cats is several times that of humans, and their muscle function is far better than humans.
So at this moment, the two cats fought, lightning and flint, landslides and ground cracks, and the air was torn apart under the bullet time.
meow~~
The roar of the warrior resounded in the corridor.
In this fight, dozens of moves were passed within a second or two.
Then the third second. . .Jiang Yan was defeated without any accident. He was too fat, and he was no longer as brave as he used to be.
The pheasant pressed its black claws on Jiang Yan's head, condescendingly: "You go, the brotherhood between you and me is broken!"
Thirteenth Sister was crying beside her.
Jiang Yan stood up, turned around and left without saying anything.
The law of the jungle is like this, the winner is king, and the loser is king.
And he also knew that one day, Jianghu would leave him.
So when that day came, he was actually relieved.
He is no longer a young cat.
The lifespan of a cihuamao is only about 15 years, and he is almost 12 years old.
In human terms, he is almost sixty.
It's time to retire.
And compared to fighting and killing, he wants to grow up with the two little masters in the next few days.
Cats are proud.
But cats, too, have feelings.
In the dim corridor, the yellowed street lamps stretched Jiang Yan's figure very long.
I can't see loneliness, but only relief.
"Brother Chicken, is Boss alright?"
The thirteenth sister asked the pheasant after seeing Jiang Yan disappearing around the corner.
"It's okay, it's the best outcome for him."
Pheasant sighed, and immediately said to Thirteenth Sister, "Okay, I should go to Brother Chen, there will be a big battle tonight."
"Brother Chicken, can you not go?" Thirteenth Sister whimpered.
"No, if I don't go, brother Haonan has to go. He is old, and he will die if he goes, but I may still live." Pheasant said firmly.
"Brother Chicken, I'll go with you!" Thirteenth Sister begged.
"No!" Pheasant said resolutely, "We agreed, you stay and take care of the child. If you need something, go to Brother Haonan! He will definitely not starve the child!"
After speaking, the pheasant turned and left.
The thirteenth sister burst into tears and shouted: "Chicken brother!"
The pheasant stopped, but couldn't bear to look back after all, so it strode away.
"I'll wait for you to come back!"
Thirteenth Sister's voice came from behind.
However, it was drowned in the thunder.
. . . . . .
Outside the window, there was heavy rain, lightning and thunder.
Jiang Yan licked the hair on his body, his hair was messed up in the fight just now.
In addition, it was raining and it was not easy to go out, so he was in a bad mood at the moment.
The key is to be hungry.
Miss Bo Bing next door also went out, so he had to wait for the master to come back before serving dinner.
Hey, it is said that being able to eat is a blessing when you are old, but for him, it is a suffering no matter how you look at it.
So he had no choice but to remain motionless, staring blankly out of the window.
As a cat this time, Mimi's temperament is all lazy.
So he really has no interest in fighting.
If he really wants to get violent, he can eat some fairy peaches, not to mention pheasants, even if he hits Tsim Sha Tsui or the zoo, he can drag the tiger out there and beat him violently.
But Mimi didn't want to fight, Mimi was tired, and Mimi felt that the cat had to be old.
Life has come to the end, so let's not toss about it.
In addition, the most important thing is that it doesn't matter whether it is a fairy peach, a dragon liver, a phoenix marrow, a fairy fruit or a fairy wine.
These were too ferocious for Mimi.
Eat a little and sleep for a day, so you won't have any experience, so let's forget it.
but. . .
It's okay to think of Xiantao, but when it comes to dragon liver and phoenix marrow. . .
Gollum.
Jiang Yan suddenly felt scratched.
He suddenly remembered, how can there be a cat in this world that doesn't steal?
So Mimi's instinct was about to explode.
so hungry!
So hungry!
(End of this chapter)
The one that creates GDP only by being cute is Panda.
As a big orange, naturally you can't just rely on being cute.
After eating the dried fish and getting out of the damn bars, he started to inspect the territory.
Orange cats, also known as native cats.
The housekeeper is the number one.
Don't look at Jiang Yan's fat now, but in this corridor, if you see a mouse cockroach that he dares not run, let him come out and have a try!
If you come out with one, you'll have one broken in the head!
What?You say I can't catch up?
Just kidding, as a local snake who has lived in this building for more than ten years, will he have no younger brother?
"Meow~ (A cloud-piercing arrow, thousands of troops will meet you!)
Soon, two skinny cats, one flower and one black, came to the stairs in the distance.
The flower cat is called Shisanmei, and the black cat is called Pheasant.
The two cats came to Jiang Yan and said at the same time: "Meow~ (Brother Haonan! Boss!)"
"Ok!"
Jiang Yan snorted and responded coldly.
In the human world, his name is very earthy.
But in the animal world, he has a very domineering name: Haonan!
All three of them were named after their boss.
Brother Chen, the eldest, is a wild cat in Tsim Sha Tsui.
The fierce combat power is an existence that they, a group of domestic cats, cannot bear.
According to him, he was also a handsome young man back then, and he became a wild cat in order to escape human birth control.
Being a wild cat is pitiful, but there are benefits to being a wild cat.
At least there is no need to wait for the owner to arrange to play with female cats.
Eating, drinking, and lassing don't need to be in the cat's pot to show cuteness or luster.
I have my own place, and I can collect a lot of protection fees every day.
Jiang Yan and other cats have to give him some food and playthings, such as fur balls, every month.
The most important thing is catnip free!
So Mimi, a handsome young man from ten miles and eight villages, entered the Tao in this way.
Relying on racial talent and suppressing bloodlines, a group of foreign stupid cats were beaten to cry and get mixed up in the position of double bonus red sticks.
When encountering a leopard cat or a large dog that cannot be beaten, you can also rely on your personal charm to call a group of local cats to attack.
Later, when I got old and returned to the building, I naturally became the king in this corridor.
In other words, the current corridor is covered by it!
And these two kittens are neighbors who once sheltered under his wings.
Now that these two guys have grown up, he naturally accepts them as younger brothers.
. . . . . .
"Is there anything going on today?"
Jiang Yan's eyes are no longer cute, but domineering and cold.
As soon as the words were spoken, Huamao Shisanmei replied: "The east building is fine."
But the black cat pheasant did not speak.
Jiang Yan turned his head and asked, "Why don't you speak?"
The pheasant glanced at Jiang Yan, and then said weakly: "The west building is fine."
"That's good!"
Jiang Yan walked away, he had to go to the canteen and continue to show off his cuteness, trying to get some snacks.
Then have a meal at noon, take a nap in the afternoon, and go to the entrance of the community in the evening to wait for the two little masters to come back.
They have something to eat!
However, at this moment, the black cat Shanji suddenly said: "Haonan, I want to challenge you!"
"what?"
Jiang Yan stared at the pheasant.
challenge yourself?
Damn it, this pheasant wants to seek power and usurp the throne!
What's more damning is that this is the law in the animal world, and now that I have all kinds of skills, what should I do?
When Jiang Yan didn't speak, the black cat thought that Jiang Yan agreed, and immediately stabbed his back, and he was about to start a fight.
Seeing this, the thirteenth sister immediately stood between the two cats: "I won't allow you to fight!"
Pheasant: "Sister Thirteen, get out of the way, this is a matter between male and female cats."
Thirteenth sister: "No, you are all my male cats, you have to be good, or I will be heartbroken!"
When the pheasant heard the words, his head was green on the spot, so he said angrily: "Hao Nan, you should die!"
As he spoke, he was about to pounce on it.
But Thirteenth Sister stubbornly stopped the pheasant, turned her head and shouted at Haonan: "Brother Haonan, hurry up!"
But where Jiang Yan was willing to leave, he directly pierced the window paper and said: "Sister Thirteen was with me before you and I gave her to you, you are the one who came later!"
Pheasant: "I don't believe it, let's fight!"
Jiang Yan: "Okay, since brothers can't do it, then come on, no matter whether you win or lose, you will end your friendship from now on!"
Saying that, the two cats bumped into each other quickly.
The reaction speed of cats is several times that of humans, and their muscle function is far better than humans.
So at this moment, the two cats fought, lightning and flint, landslides and ground cracks, and the air was torn apart under the bullet time.
meow~~
The roar of the warrior resounded in the corridor.
In this fight, dozens of moves were passed within a second or two.
Then the third second. . .Jiang Yan was defeated without any accident. He was too fat, and he was no longer as brave as he used to be.
The pheasant pressed its black claws on Jiang Yan's head, condescendingly: "You go, the brotherhood between you and me is broken!"
Thirteenth Sister was crying beside her.
Jiang Yan stood up, turned around and left without saying anything.
The law of the jungle is like this, the winner is king, and the loser is king.
And he also knew that one day, Jianghu would leave him.
So when that day came, he was actually relieved.
He is no longer a young cat.
The lifespan of a cihuamao is only about 15 years, and he is almost 12 years old.
In human terms, he is almost sixty.
It's time to retire.
And compared to fighting and killing, he wants to grow up with the two little masters in the next few days.
Cats are proud.
But cats, too, have feelings.
In the dim corridor, the yellowed street lamps stretched Jiang Yan's figure very long.
I can't see loneliness, but only relief.
"Brother Chicken, is Boss alright?"
The thirteenth sister asked the pheasant after seeing Jiang Yan disappearing around the corner.
"It's okay, it's the best outcome for him."
Pheasant sighed, and immediately said to Thirteenth Sister, "Okay, I should go to Brother Chen, there will be a big battle tonight."
"Brother Chicken, can you not go?" Thirteenth Sister whimpered.
"No, if I don't go, brother Haonan has to go. He is old, and he will die if he goes, but I may still live." Pheasant said firmly.
"Brother Chicken, I'll go with you!" Thirteenth Sister begged.
"No!" Pheasant said resolutely, "We agreed, you stay and take care of the child. If you need something, go to Brother Haonan! He will definitely not starve the child!"
After speaking, the pheasant turned and left.
The thirteenth sister burst into tears and shouted: "Chicken brother!"
The pheasant stopped, but couldn't bear to look back after all, so it strode away.
"I'll wait for you to come back!"
Thirteenth Sister's voice came from behind.
However, it was drowned in the thunder.
. . . . . .
Outside the window, there was heavy rain, lightning and thunder.
Jiang Yan licked the hair on his body, his hair was messed up in the fight just now.
In addition, it was raining and it was not easy to go out, so he was in a bad mood at the moment.
The key is to be hungry.
Miss Bo Bing next door also went out, so he had to wait for the master to come back before serving dinner.
Hey, it is said that being able to eat is a blessing when you are old, but for him, it is a suffering no matter how you look at it.
So he had no choice but to remain motionless, staring blankly out of the window.
As a cat this time, Mimi's temperament is all lazy.
So he really has no interest in fighting.
If he really wants to get violent, he can eat some fairy peaches, not to mention pheasants, even if he hits Tsim Sha Tsui or the zoo, he can drag the tiger out there and beat him violently.
But Mimi didn't want to fight, Mimi was tired, and Mimi felt that the cat had to be old.
Life has come to the end, so let's not toss about it.
In addition, the most important thing is that it doesn't matter whether it is a fairy peach, a dragon liver, a phoenix marrow, a fairy fruit or a fairy wine.
These were too ferocious for Mimi.
Eat a little and sleep for a day, so you won't have any experience, so let's forget it.
but. . .
It's okay to think of Xiantao, but when it comes to dragon liver and phoenix marrow. . .
Gollum.
Jiang Yan suddenly felt scratched.
He suddenly remembered, how can there be a cat in this world that doesn't steal?
So Mimi's instinct was about to explode.
so hungry!
So hungry!
(End of this chapter)
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