You can't imagine the happiness of the group performance
Chapter 739 Famous Scene
Chapter 739 Famous Scene
"Hello, Teacher Fan, thank you for coming here in your busy schedule."
"You're welcome Ah Yan, it's not a matter of walking a few steps in Laomei..."
Early the next morning after the premiere of "Heroes", Jiang Yan went to the Beijing Xiaotangshan "A World Without Thieves" studio to pick up Fan Wei himself.
Regarding the matter of inviting Fan Wei to be a guest star, as Fan Wei said, anyway, the crew is in the capital, and there is still money to be paid for the matter of a few steps away, which is really not hard work.
But Jiang Yan couldn't be so polite. After all, it was already the end of the year, and there was still more than a month before the Spring Festival Gala. Fan Wei and Ben Shan had a skit program to rehearse, and this time was actually quite tight.
So Fan Weineng came, Jiang Yan really had to thank him and Ben Shan.
Fan Wei is actually Ben Shan's younger brother to a certain extent now, but Jiang Yan's movie invites Fan Wei but does not invite Ben Shan. Jiang Yan thought at first that this would make Ben Shan unhappy to a certain extent.
Fortunately, Benshan doesn't like the stupid robber character who stutters and has no IQ. Of course, the most important thing is that Fan Wei's first character "Fan Debiao" who came out of the circle and almost overwhelmed Benshan has to come out in 04, so at this stage In fact, Benshan didn't have any quarrel with Fan Wei, he didn't think Fan Wei could cover up his brilliance, on the contrary, he still wanted to try his best to make the scope not suffer.
Why, because the range has cooperated with Benshan for so many years, and has attended so many Spring Festival Gala, but it was only in the first two years that the series of "Selling abductees" became popular. The problem is that "Selling abductees" really made Chef Fan famous. It's getting bigger, but the money benefits haven't kept up. Advertisers, various programs, and many production crews have come here, but they are actually here on the basis of Benshan. As for Fan Wei, we naturally welcome Benshan to bring you, but we invite you alone ?Haha let's change the subject. . .
So just like that, Jiang Yan successfully invited Fan Wei, and the original jigsaw puzzle was successfully assembled.
In addition to Fan Wei, there is also Feng Yuanzheng in the "robbery duo". At this stage, Feng Yuanzheng is extremely distressed by the shadow of the domestic violence man "An Jiahe". "It was only after shining on the stage that he successfully walked out of the shadows.
But the problem is that Jiang Yan doesn't know Feng Yuanzheng, and the two don't have friendship, and the current "A World Without Thieves" is Jiang Yan's movie, and Jiang Yan himself wants to make a guest appearance and put a watermark on it, so he is naturally replaced.
For this, Feng Dapao and others are naturally happy to see the results. In fact, what Feng Dapao most expects is Jiang Yan to play the leading role. Unfortunately, this is not something he can completely dominate, so it is a pity. Fortunately, the current situation is not bad. Hua Tsai's In fact, the appeal is not worse than Jiang Yan's, and to some extent, he has a much larger audience than Jiang Yan. After all, he is one of the four heavenly kings of Xiangjiang, and the age group of fans is actually much wider than that of Jiang Yan now. , besides Jiang Yan also came to guest star, this movie is actually not that big of a pity.
Having said that, Jiang Yan and Fan Wei joined the film crew, changed their clothes after meeting with a group of people, and then began to think about guest appearances.
"How do you want me to act?" Fan Wei asked Feng Dapao after reading the two pages of the script.
"I don't know." Feng Dapao shook his head.
"I don't know?" Fan Wei scratched his head, then asked Jiang Yan, "What do you think?"
"You are the protagonist, and I am the fan." Jiang Yan shook his head with a smile.
"Oh~ I understand." Fan Wei smiled slightly, "You can play freely, right? OK, let's start."
Jiang Yan also nodded, saying that there is no problem.
Feng Dapao understood and directly ordered the dispatch.
So the two quickly started their first performance under the witness of the crew.
"start!"
When the cannon gave an order, Fan Wei rushed out, brandishing his axe.
With that posture, the gangster is undoubtedly.
I was afraid, but I didn't expect this person to be a stammer!
"Hit, hit, hit... hit hit..."
The short gangster yelled for a long time but failed to utter the word "jie". The tall gangster behind him couldn't take it anymore, and immediately reminded him: "Jie!"
"Yes, robbery!"
Uncle Li, who was pointed at by the gun, couldn't help complaining: "I'm most annoyed by you robbers, who don't have any technical content."
The result was a "poof", and Uncle Li was knocked down to the ground. Now the passengers are honest.
The tall robber still whispered softly: "Sit down, do you know about robbery?"
At this time, the short robber spotted the prey and started to perform, "Brother, wait a moment, I want to rob for a while."
"IC, IP, IQ card, all tell me the password."
Hua Tsai: "The one who reported robbery doesn't have an IQ card."
"Why not?"
"I have IQ, you don't."
"Give me yours, and I, I, I, I will have it?"
"You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you can't use it."
"Give me the password and I'll be able to use it!"
"Without passwords, IQ is IQ!"
"IQ, something, bring it!"
"IQ is the brain!"
Jiang Yan continued to whisper softly: "Oh, you are so stupid, he said you have no brains!"
"You have no brains when you are riding a horse!"
"I didn't say you have no brains, but he said you have no brains, how stupid!"
"You said that I have no brains?"
Hahaha, this time, the group performers couldn't hold back.
Fortunately, everyone's professional quality is actually not bad, and this joke can still be suppressed.
In addition, Hua Tsai also knows how to control the field, so he took up the lines immediately:
"I didn't say you're brainless, I said you're short-sighted!"
"I told you to lose your mind, believe it or not? Hey, what's in your hand? What's in your hand!"
"money!"
"If you don't take out the money, give it to me!"
"I can't give it, this is to honor my father!"
"I am your father now!"
As soon as the words fell, the ax fell on the seat, and the "money" fell to the ground.
"Brother, he's playing tricks on me, thinking I'm stupid, right? This is paper money for the dead!"
Hahahahaha. . .
This time, the extras couldn't hold back anymore.
And now that this is the case, not to mention the extras, even Hua Tsai has been overwhelmed by Fan Wei.
Fan Wei's performance is too eye-catching, it is not normal for everyone not to laugh.
Of course, this also leads to another embarrassing question, that is Jiang Yan.
Jiang Yan, as one of the robbery duo, is in an extremely embarrassing situation now. After all, Hua Tsai can still handle Fan Wei's scene, but Jiang Yan is directly crushed. After the whole scene, it can be said that Da Pao is It's not easy to give Jiang Yan a shot.
That's horrible!
But just when everyone was embarrassed by Jiang Yan, Jiang Yan stretched out his orchid finger, and then made an angry sissy look and warned the group of performers who were laughing:
"Be serious, be serious! Don't laugh, we are robbing here!"
Puff ha ha ha! ! !
This time, while Jiang Yan staged a perfect counterattack, it also made the actors in the carriage and the entire crew burst out laughing. . .
(End of this chapter)
"Hello, Teacher Fan, thank you for coming here in your busy schedule."
"You're welcome Ah Yan, it's not a matter of walking a few steps in Laomei..."
Early the next morning after the premiere of "Heroes", Jiang Yan went to the Beijing Xiaotangshan "A World Without Thieves" studio to pick up Fan Wei himself.
Regarding the matter of inviting Fan Wei to be a guest star, as Fan Wei said, anyway, the crew is in the capital, and there is still money to be paid for the matter of a few steps away, which is really not hard work.
But Jiang Yan couldn't be so polite. After all, it was already the end of the year, and there was still more than a month before the Spring Festival Gala. Fan Wei and Ben Shan had a skit program to rehearse, and this time was actually quite tight.
So Fan Weineng came, Jiang Yan really had to thank him and Ben Shan.
Fan Wei is actually Ben Shan's younger brother to a certain extent now, but Jiang Yan's movie invites Fan Wei but does not invite Ben Shan. Jiang Yan thought at first that this would make Ben Shan unhappy to a certain extent.
Fortunately, Benshan doesn't like the stupid robber character who stutters and has no IQ. Of course, the most important thing is that Fan Wei's first character "Fan Debiao" who came out of the circle and almost overwhelmed Benshan has to come out in 04, so at this stage In fact, Benshan didn't have any quarrel with Fan Wei, he didn't think Fan Wei could cover up his brilliance, on the contrary, he still wanted to try his best to make the scope not suffer.
Why, because the range has cooperated with Benshan for so many years, and has attended so many Spring Festival Gala, but it was only in the first two years that the series of "Selling abductees" became popular. The problem is that "Selling abductees" really made Chef Fan famous. It's getting bigger, but the money benefits haven't kept up. Advertisers, various programs, and many production crews have come here, but they are actually here on the basis of Benshan. As for Fan Wei, we naturally welcome Benshan to bring you, but we invite you alone ?Haha let's change the subject. . .
So just like that, Jiang Yan successfully invited Fan Wei, and the original jigsaw puzzle was successfully assembled.
In addition to Fan Wei, there is also Feng Yuanzheng in the "robbery duo". At this stage, Feng Yuanzheng is extremely distressed by the shadow of the domestic violence man "An Jiahe". "It was only after shining on the stage that he successfully walked out of the shadows.
But the problem is that Jiang Yan doesn't know Feng Yuanzheng, and the two don't have friendship, and the current "A World Without Thieves" is Jiang Yan's movie, and Jiang Yan himself wants to make a guest appearance and put a watermark on it, so he is naturally replaced.
For this, Feng Dapao and others are naturally happy to see the results. In fact, what Feng Dapao most expects is Jiang Yan to play the leading role. Unfortunately, this is not something he can completely dominate, so it is a pity. Fortunately, the current situation is not bad. Hua Tsai's In fact, the appeal is not worse than Jiang Yan's, and to some extent, he has a much larger audience than Jiang Yan. After all, he is one of the four heavenly kings of Xiangjiang, and the age group of fans is actually much wider than that of Jiang Yan now. , besides Jiang Yan also came to guest star, this movie is actually not that big of a pity.
Having said that, Jiang Yan and Fan Wei joined the film crew, changed their clothes after meeting with a group of people, and then began to think about guest appearances.
"How do you want me to act?" Fan Wei asked Feng Dapao after reading the two pages of the script.
"I don't know." Feng Dapao shook his head.
"I don't know?" Fan Wei scratched his head, then asked Jiang Yan, "What do you think?"
"You are the protagonist, and I am the fan." Jiang Yan shook his head with a smile.
"Oh~ I understand." Fan Wei smiled slightly, "You can play freely, right? OK, let's start."
Jiang Yan also nodded, saying that there is no problem.
Feng Dapao understood and directly ordered the dispatch.
So the two quickly started their first performance under the witness of the crew.
"start!"
When the cannon gave an order, Fan Wei rushed out, brandishing his axe.
With that posture, the gangster is undoubtedly.
I was afraid, but I didn't expect this person to be a stammer!
"Hit, hit, hit... hit hit..."
The short gangster yelled for a long time but failed to utter the word "jie". The tall gangster behind him couldn't take it anymore, and immediately reminded him: "Jie!"
"Yes, robbery!"
Uncle Li, who was pointed at by the gun, couldn't help complaining: "I'm most annoyed by you robbers, who don't have any technical content."
The result was a "poof", and Uncle Li was knocked down to the ground. Now the passengers are honest.
The tall robber still whispered softly: "Sit down, do you know about robbery?"
At this time, the short robber spotted the prey and started to perform, "Brother, wait a moment, I want to rob for a while."
"IC, IP, IQ card, all tell me the password."
Hua Tsai: "The one who reported robbery doesn't have an IQ card."
"Why not?"
"I have IQ, you don't."
"Give me yours, and I, I, I, I will have it?"
"You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you can't use it."
"Give me the password and I'll be able to use it!"
"Without passwords, IQ is IQ!"
"IQ, something, bring it!"
"IQ is the brain!"
Jiang Yan continued to whisper softly: "Oh, you are so stupid, he said you have no brains!"
"You have no brains when you are riding a horse!"
"I didn't say you have no brains, but he said you have no brains, how stupid!"
"You said that I have no brains?"
Hahaha, this time, the group performers couldn't hold back.
Fortunately, everyone's professional quality is actually not bad, and this joke can still be suppressed.
In addition, Hua Tsai also knows how to control the field, so he took up the lines immediately:
"I didn't say you're brainless, I said you're short-sighted!"
"I told you to lose your mind, believe it or not? Hey, what's in your hand? What's in your hand!"
"money!"
"If you don't take out the money, give it to me!"
"I can't give it, this is to honor my father!"
"I am your father now!"
As soon as the words fell, the ax fell on the seat, and the "money" fell to the ground.
"Brother, he's playing tricks on me, thinking I'm stupid, right? This is paper money for the dead!"
Hahahahaha. . .
This time, the extras couldn't hold back anymore.
And now that this is the case, not to mention the extras, even Hua Tsai has been overwhelmed by Fan Wei.
Fan Wei's performance is too eye-catching, it is not normal for everyone not to laugh.
Of course, this also leads to another embarrassing question, that is Jiang Yan.
Jiang Yan, as one of the robbery duo, is in an extremely embarrassing situation now. After all, Hua Tsai can still handle Fan Wei's scene, but Jiang Yan is directly crushed. After the whole scene, it can be said that Da Pao is It's not easy to give Jiang Yan a shot.
That's horrible!
But just when everyone was embarrassed by Jiang Yan, Jiang Yan stretched out his orchid finger, and then made an angry sissy look and warned the group of performers who were laughing:
"Be serious, be serious! Don't laugh, we are robbing here!"
Puff ha ha ha! ! !
This time, while Jiang Yan staged a perfect counterattack, it also made the actors in the carriage and the entire crew burst out laughing. . .
(End of this chapter)
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