Life as a police officer in America
Chapter 1034 Hiding Cockroach Eggs
Chapter 1034 Hiding Cockroach Eggs
"Boldly ask, are we working for the country?"
Aedo Steiner asked.
Inspector: "Boy, my layout is limited, should I beat you up?"
Wang Dengming said with 'appreciation': "We should congratulate Mr. Aedo Steiner, and we should feel honored and honored for Alas Gumeng Town. Look, a black boxer has such a high awareness. For Alas Regarding the security issue in Gumeng Town, I am full of absolute confidence, thank you, Aedo Steiner."
"Thank you Sheriff for the gift of appreciation, no small one, I took it, Sheriff, since I've known you, you're a fucking freak, fearless freak, you're nervous, there's you in the villa Things that are scary, in this case, we should make some signs in the villa, such as sprinkle some flour or something, do this in places where they often appear, as long as ghost vampires appear, they will leave footprints, we can follow the footprints Is it a good idea to pinch his balls?"
Detective: "Damn it, nuns don't have balls."
"Yes, then screw her head off."
"You're cruel, and I'm starting to worry about the security of Gumeng Town in Alaska again, but what you said doesn't seem like a bad idea, Inspector, what do you think?"
"Dude, have you watched too many spy dramas, how did you figure it out?"
"I'm a genius. My high school ideal is actually to be a detective. I'm not talking nonsense. Don't laugh at me."
Does the cottage have flour?
Although this idea is a bit primitive, but the nun is haunted, I don't know where she came from, and I don't know where she escaped from. The crude method may be able to achieve unexpected gains, and it may be better than investigating the church in Gumeng Town, Alaska. Those bullshit soul detectors from Brian in the case work a lot better.
Inspector: "Yes, I saw it. In the warehouse of the kitchen, there are three bags, two bags are intact, one bag is opened, it seems to be broken, just in use, really need to do this?"
"Don't talk nonsense, just do it."
"It shows how lame and retarded we are."
"Let's start after dinner."
"Yes, it is a sacred and unreliable job to have the strength to catch ghosts. I am deeply honored. It is indeed an honor to follow the sheriff to do this. Don't tell outsiders about this. I am afraid of affecting I'm also afraid of the sheriff's reputation, black boxers also want face."
Guobro Ismail is so strong that half of the sofa is crushed,
But when he talks, it's easy to forget that he's a boxer.
He spread pork liver pate on sliced ovals and served with cold ground beef.Poured some more brandy into the coffee from a squat bottle, and sat side by side with Helene.
"Beauty, when I'm with you, I feel like I'm a normal person."
Helene put the pistol on the sofa beside her: "You can start, talk while eating, be careful not to be hungry, I'm worried that you won't be able to eat such good food after tonight."
"Don't scare me, don't scare me, I don't accept scaring. In this living room, the sheriff is the biggest threat. He can easily smash people's skulls. He is so powerful, is it superfluous to call us? ?”
Sivon Maisch came down from the second floor.
"Why didn't you call me for dinner!"
Wang Dengming: "I am the owner of the villa now. I have the right to invite anyone to dinner, and I have the right to refuse anyone to have dinner. Very well, your anger seems to have completely disappeared. Come on, have dinner with us."
Inspector: "You asked for it yourself. I knocked on your door just now, but you didn't open the door. It's not our fault."
"When did you knock on my door? I didn't hear it."
"I knocked it many times, and it was very heavy every time. You are not mentally handicapped, are you?"
"You are the mentally handicapped person, I did not hear."
Wang Dengming: "What were you doing just now?"
"I was lying in bed, hugging my pillow and looking at the ceiling, doing nothing."
"But the inspector did knock on the door. Could it be that he knocked wrong?"
The detective shrugged: "Did I really make a mistake? Impossible, you are still angry, you are still angry, because the sheriff does not allow you to leave."
"Shut up! You disgusting guy with cockroach eggs in his beard! I'm tired of making up lies, but I really didn't hear you knocking this time!"
The actress got angry again, and went back to the room with staring eyes.
Wang Dengming: "Inspector, did you knock on her door? Are you trying to tease her?"
"Knock, I swear."
"Go and see if you knocked on the wrong door, and send some food up by the way."
"I'm not a nanny."
Guo Buluo Ismail quietly got some food, and without waiting for Wang Dengming to speak, he went upstairs with the tray.
"Regardless of whether there are ghosts in this villa, respecting ladies is the most basic etiquette, especially such a noble and beautiful lady, I like her movies."
Wang Dengming was dumbfounded.
Inspector: "What movie has she acted in? Is it a leading role or a supporting role?"
Several people present said they hadn't seen it.
Helene: "He's an amorous boxer, and the wild bear is trying to curry favor with the beauties with delicious food. Sheriff, you should take some action, that woman is very casual."
Siflan laughed and said: "Sometimes he acts like a knight. When he sees a beautiful woman without punching, he walks like a gentleman just now. He only needs a gentleman's evening gown. Where is the tuxedo? ?”
Helene: "Do you know about the Knights Hospitaller of St. John of Jerusalem, which was later called the Knights of Rhodes?"
Inspector: "Not sure. I just remember the stuff from history class at school—the Crusades and all."
"Very well. Then you don't know about Suleiman I driving them out of Rhodes in [-]?"
Wang Dengming coughed.
Inspector: "Ah, we digressed."
"It's off topic. Don't show off your historical knowledge here. When it comes to history, Chinese history is the most glorious human treasure. Damn, what are we doing?"
Helene: "We talk about ghosts and psychic powers in a scientific way."
"Nonsense, Inspector, go up and have a look to make sure you knocked on the wrong door."
"Yes, boss, you are afraid that the boxer will mess around. I will go up and fix him."
Ten minutes later, the inspector went downstairs.
"They talked very happily, like paint and glue, and respected each other like guests."
"I'm asking if you knocked on the wrong door."
Inspector: "That's right, I'm sure."
"Then why did she say she didn't hear?"
"There is only one explanation. She is still angry. The eruption of a volcano like Yellowstone Park makes that woman's temper difficult to control. Should she be handcuffed for one night and she will be honest."
Helene stood up with her gun in hand: "Pirate, you are stupider than a donkey."
She walked to the stairs and made a face at Wang Dengming.
Siflan: "Sheriff, the forensic doctors in your police station are so in-depth, no wonder everyone calls you ghost police."
"Shut up, I'll leave it to you and Aedo Steiner to spread the flour, and get Guobro Ismail to get out of here. I asked him not to pick up girls, but to work."
"Got it, Sheriff, I'll get him down and give him two more punches, he broke the rules."
Sfulan quickly carried out Wang Dengming's order to get Guo Buluo Ismail to sprinkle flour, and the inspector instructed them where to sprinkle the flour.
Sivon Mayxue ran down angrily.
"Officer Wang, why do you use violence to interrupt my conversation with others? Am I a prisoner? Am I a prisoner?"
Her aura is fierce.
Wang Dengming stood up slowly.
She tensed up, protecting her chest: "Go away, don't try to search me!"
Wang Dengming picked up a piece of cake.
"You should eat something. If a ghost appears, how can you escape if you don't have the strength?"
Xifeng Maixue was stunned for a long time, then came to the coffee table and started to eat.
Wang Dengming sneered: "You also eat leftovers with such enthusiasm, you deserve it."
(End of this chapter)
"Boldly ask, are we working for the country?"
Aedo Steiner asked.
Inspector: "Boy, my layout is limited, should I beat you up?"
Wang Dengming said with 'appreciation': "We should congratulate Mr. Aedo Steiner, and we should feel honored and honored for Alas Gumeng Town. Look, a black boxer has such a high awareness. For Alas Regarding the security issue in Gumeng Town, I am full of absolute confidence, thank you, Aedo Steiner."
"Thank you Sheriff for the gift of appreciation, no small one, I took it, Sheriff, since I've known you, you're a fucking freak, fearless freak, you're nervous, there's you in the villa Things that are scary, in this case, we should make some signs in the villa, such as sprinkle some flour or something, do this in places where they often appear, as long as ghost vampires appear, they will leave footprints, we can follow the footprints Is it a good idea to pinch his balls?"
Detective: "Damn it, nuns don't have balls."
"Yes, then screw her head off."
"You're cruel, and I'm starting to worry about the security of Gumeng Town in Alaska again, but what you said doesn't seem like a bad idea, Inspector, what do you think?"
"Dude, have you watched too many spy dramas, how did you figure it out?"
"I'm a genius. My high school ideal is actually to be a detective. I'm not talking nonsense. Don't laugh at me."
Does the cottage have flour?
Although this idea is a bit primitive, but the nun is haunted, I don't know where she came from, and I don't know where she escaped from. The crude method may be able to achieve unexpected gains, and it may be better than investigating the church in Gumeng Town, Alaska. Those bullshit soul detectors from Brian in the case work a lot better.
Inspector: "Yes, I saw it. In the warehouse of the kitchen, there are three bags, two bags are intact, one bag is opened, it seems to be broken, just in use, really need to do this?"
"Don't talk nonsense, just do it."
"It shows how lame and retarded we are."
"Let's start after dinner."
"Yes, it is a sacred and unreliable job to have the strength to catch ghosts. I am deeply honored. It is indeed an honor to follow the sheriff to do this. Don't tell outsiders about this. I am afraid of affecting I'm also afraid of the sheriff's reputation, black boxers also want face."
Guobro Ismail is so strong that half of the sofa is crushed,
But when he talks, it's easy to forget that he's a boxer.
He spread pork liver pate on sliced ovals and served with cold ground beef.Poured some more brandy into the coffee from a squat bottle, and sat side by side with Helene.
"Beauty, when I'm with you, I feel like I'm a normal person."
Helene put the pistol on the sofa beside her: "You can start, talk while eating, be careful not to be hungry, I'm worried that you won't be able to eat such good food after tonight."
"Don't scare me, don't scare me, I don't accept scaring. In this living room, the sheriff is the biggest threat. He can easily smash people's skulls. He is so powerful, is it superfluous to call us? ?”
Sivon Maisch came down from the second floor.
"Why didn't you call me for dinner!"
Wang Dengming: "I am the owner of the villa now. I have the right to invite anyone to dinner, and I have the right to refuse anyone to have dinner. Very well, your anger seems to have completely disappeared. Come on, have dinner with us."
Inspector: "You asked for it yourself. I knocked on your door just now, but you didn't open the door. It's not our fault."
"When did you knock on my door? I didn't hear it."
"I knocked it many times, and it was very heavy every time. You are not mentally handicapped, are you?"
"You are the mentally handicapped person, I did not hear."
Wang Dengming: "What were you doing just now?"
"I was lying in bed, hugging my pillow and looking at the ceiling, doing nothing."
"But the inspector did knock on the door. Could it be that he knocked wrong?"
The detective shrugged: "Did I really make a mistake? Impossible, you are still angry, you are still angry, because the sheriff does not allow you to leave."
"Shut up! You disgusting guy with cockroach eggs in his beard! I'm tired of making up lies, but I really didn't hear you knocking this time!"
The actress got angry again, and went back to the room with staring eyes.
Wang Dengming: "Inspector, did you knock on her door? Are you trying to tease her?"
"Knock, I swear."
"Go and see if you knocked on the wrong door, and send some food up by the way."
"I'm not a nanny."
Guo Buluo Ismail quietly got some food, and without waiting for Wang Dengming to speak, he went upstairs with the tray.
"Regardless of whether there are ghosts in this villa, respecting ladies is the most basic etiquette, especially such a noble and beautiful lady, I like her movies."
Wang Dengming was dumbfounded.
Inspector: "What movie has she acted in? Is it a leading role or a supporting role?"
Several people present said they hadn't seen it.
Helene: "He's an amorous boxer, and the wild bear is trying to curry favor with the beauties with delicious food. Sheriff, you should take some action, that woman is very casual."
Siflan laughed and said: "Sometimes he acts like a knight. When he sees a beautiful woman without punching, he walks like a gentleman just now. He only needs a gentleman's evening gown. Where is the tuxedo? ?”
Helene: "Do you know about the Knights Hospitaller of St. John of Jerusalem, which was later called the Knights of Rhodes?"
Inspector: "Not sure. I just remember the stuff from history class at school—the Crusades and all."
"Very well. Then you don't know about Suleiman I driving them out of Rhodes in [-]?"
Wang Dengming coughed.
Inspector: "Ah, we digressed."
"It's off topic. Don't show off your historical knowledge here. When it comes to history, Chinese history is the most glorious human treasure. Damn, what are we doing?"
Helene: "We talk about ghosts and psychic powers in a scientific way."
"Nonsense, Inspector, go up and have a look to make sure you knocked on the wrong door."
"Yes, boss, you are afraid that the boxer will mess around. I will go up and fix him."
Ten minutes later, the inspector went downstairs.
"They talked very happily, like paint and glue, and respected each other like guests."
"I'm asking if you knocked on the wrong door."
Inspector: "That's right, I'm sure."
"Then why did she say she didn't hear?"
"There is only one explanation. She is still angry. The eruption of a volcano like Yellowstone Park makes that woman's temper difficult to control. Should she be handcuffed for one night and she will be honest."
Helene stood up with her gun in hand: "Pirate, you are stupider than a donkey."
She walked to the stairs and made a face at Wang Dengming.
Siflan: "Sheriff, the forensic doctors in your police station are so in-depth, no wonder everyone calls you ghost police."
"Shut up, I'll leave it to you and Aedo Steiner to spread the flour, and get Guobro Ismail to get out of here. I asked him not to pick up girls, but to work."
"Got it, Sheriff, I'll get him down and give him two more punches, he broke the rules."
Sfulan quickly carried out Wang Dengming's order to get Guo Buluo Ismail to sprinkle flour, and the inspector instructed them where to sprinkle the flour.
Sivon Mayxue ran down angrily.
"Officer Wang, why do you use violence to interrupt my conversation with others? Am I a prisoner? Am I a prisoner?"
Her aura is fierce.
Wang Dengming stood up slowly.
She tensed up, protecting her chest: "Go away, don't try to search me!"
Wang Dengming picked up a piece of cake.
"You should eat something. If a ghost appears, how can you escape if you don't have the strength?"
Xifeng Maixue was stunned for a long time, then came to the coffee table and started to eat.
Wang Dengming sneered: "You also eat leftovers with such enthusiasm, you deserve it."
(End of this chapter)
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