Life as a police officer in America

Chapter 281 Chinese Humor

Everyone laughed for a while, and Sam turned around Master Qin and teased: "Lovely and respectable powerful alien, if you are not a demon, if a real demon comes out, can you catch the demon?"

Qin Huai straightened out his small chest immediately, his eyes were serious and proud.

Garcia shook his head: "I personally think that Master Qin has overfulfilled the task if he can catch an aggressive rooster. Guys, what do you think?"

Aqiluo and Summer suddenly laughed and applauded desperately. Needless to say, they agreed very much. Wang Dengming didn't know how to express his opinion.

The pastor also laughed, and said, "Officer Wang, do you think Mr. Qin can really catch demons and ghosts? What does he use to catch them? Traps, tools, magical artifacts, or holy artifacts, he doesn't have anything in his hand."

Summer continued: "Master, people in the whole town say that you are a fraudulent wizard, a fake wizard from the east, and your comments on them ask you to post a clarification Weibo on Facebook or Twitter, you should How do you reply, like, Oh, SHIT! Or, FUCK! Or, I’m a liar, and I’m here to scam you out of your pocket? You stupid idiots.”

Wang Dengming coughed a few times.

Samo realized that he was going too far, and coughed a few words: "I'm just joking with you, master. You told me last time that I have a fortune that will fall from the sky recently. Don't talk about fortune now, even drizzle I haven't seen it either, Drizzle, you understand, please forgive Mr. Master."

Qin Huai was helpless, he was still smiling magnanimously, with his rabbit teeth showing big.

Finally, he said: "Dear Mr. Inspector, the devil likes to find a host after it comes out. Believe me, the devil will definitely find you. It is in your body, hidden in your heart, and he will be in your heart." It will take root and sprout in you, absorb your blood, corrode your soul, corrode your body, seven or seven 49 days, just wait and see, your life will be worse than death, when you die, it will be the time when the devil breaks out of the cocoon , remember, it's 49 days, 49."

"Are you scaring me?"

"I don't want to scare you. You, an ignorant, disrespectful and unreligious person, can't comprehend Eastern witchcraft. Its profoundness is a hundred times more difficult than your running for president. You will regret what you just said. Just wait and see. When the devil finds you, please don't call me a master, just call me an alien."

Helene smiled and asked, "Why?"

"The master catches demons, and the aliens watch the fun. That's the difference. Just wait and see, Inspector Summer."

The pastor asked, "Master Qin, why is it 49 days?"

"The secret cannot be leaked."

"It looks very profound, can you explain it?"

Wang Dengming explained for Master Qin: "What he means is that some non-specific secrets, mysterious secrets, and supernatural secrets cannot be said casually. If you talk about it, you will be punished by God. If you say it, you will be punished by God. If it is light, the body will be hurt. Hell, eighteen layers of hell, enjoying the most terrible tortures, such as branding, hanging, and burning."

"Sheriff, please stop!"

"Okay, priest, this sounds terrifying, but what I'm saying is the truth. Many demon hunters have a tragic ending because they revealed some non-specific secrets. So please understand Master Qin."

Satsuma looked around and said with a smile, "Liar!"

Qin Huai: "You saw the priest's condition with your own eyes. It was the prelude to the devil coming out. It's not scary. I'm serious."

Summer laughed: "Can you scare me? The one who wants to enter the priest's bedroom is Garcia, Helene, don't talk nonsense."

Qin Huai smiled profoundly, and the rabbit teeth became even whiter: "Really?"

Garcia said with a rare smile: "Sheriff, I don't think this is fair. Since the detective and the master have formed a bet, we are all witnesses. Helene and I have nothing to do with their bet. Therefore, I think.'
As he said this, he looked at Summer.

Summer suddenly said: "You idiot, the sheriff created such a good opportunity for you and Helene, and you didn't grasp it?"

Wang Dengming immediately applauded: "Garcia is right, Samo, I think it's better for you to go to the priest's bedroom and wait for the devil to come out, be more democratic, please raise your hand if you agree!"

The sheriff himself raised his hand, Qin Huai second, Aqiro hesitated, and raised his hand with a smirk, Garcia followed, Helene raised her hand, and finally the pastor also raised his hand.

Wang Dengming smiled: "Unanimously approved, no objection, congratulations Inspector Summer, you successfully accepted a difficult task, good luck."

The matter was settled like this, and Aqiro walked to Samo: "Poor child, being a gossip depends on the occasion, hey."

The pastor made a sign of the cross on his chest, and said to Summer: "Please, Inspector Summer, do you need to take a bath? I will take you to take a bath. The priest has a cleansing habit, and the room must be very clean. He cannot tolerate any peculiar smell in the room." , and there are unclean places, his room has always been spotless, can you understand?"

Summer muttered: "Of course, can I sleep on the priest's bed?"

"Okay, but the blankets and quilts you slept on will be thrown away tomorrow."

"Okay, okay, that's it!"

(End of this chapter)