Lying in the world at the same time, I became a child of two or five

Chapter 126 Road Duck
The new Lu Ren is a stick... Bah!It's a stick!

It was two feet long, about three thick, dark and ordinary, and a little wet, as if it had been soaked in water.

"Boiled!"

"nausea!"

Lu Ren and Hong Lu Ren Qiqi, who passed through the management bureau, took two steps back, away from the ordinary black stick that was neither gold nor iron.

"Has there finally been such a pervert among us?"

Hong Luren looked disgusted. After being here for so long, a pervert finally appeared, so perverted!

With his abnormality, he was too embarrassed to say it.

"..."

"I said... what are you thinking about? Why are all of them more complicated than mine? How difficult is it for Lao Tzu to become a weapon spirit, can you understand?"

On the ground, the black iron rod Lu Ren opened his mouth and cursed, "You really are me? Is my mind so complicated? It shouldn't be... This is not an illusion, right?"

"We also really don't want to admit that we are the same person..." Lu Ren, who passed through the management bureau, said quietly.

"That's right!"

On the side, Hong Luren nodded frantically. It's true that they are old-fashioned, and it's true that they like a kind of in-depth exercise.

But what they like is selective, proactive, and partially in-depth.

Who knows what this dark stick was used for?
At that time, will it be Heibang Luren's legs or his head that gets wet?

Moreover, judging from the fact that Hei Bang Luren was lying on the ground, and the underground was all wet, did it mean that Hei Bang Luren might have been wet with his head and legs together?
Just thinking about it, both of them felt their scalps go numb. What kind of terrifying existence could accommodate a length of two feet?
terrible!
terrible!

"I...it's not what you think at all!" Tie Bang Lu Ren argued.

"That's right! You're right!" Lu Ren nodded, "If you hadn't come in wet, I might have believed you..."

"..."

"It's fucking water! It still stinks!"

"Of course we can tell it's water!" Hong Luren turned to the topic, if it wasn't for water, would they have retreated so decisively?

The feeling of being stuffed in the whole person, just thinking about it, you know that it must be uncomfortable, as long as you are not a pervert, you will definitely not like it.

Now that the black stick Lu Ren said it stinks, he should stay away even more.

"Our taste has really been lowered by this guy..." Lu Ren, who wears the management bureau, complained from the side.

"Don't talk about it, he is just a stick, and he has no chance to resist..." Hong Luren expressed his understanding.

"I... I became a weapon spirit as soon as I crossed over! This magic weapon was buried in the pool, what can I do? I am also very desperate!"

"Can you be normal? I don't know how long I have traveled to that world. I have been staying in the valley, buried in the water, and my whole body is wet. Forget it. The stagnant water has been stagnant for a long time, and it still smells like a mother. , no one has spoken yet! I can’t do without myself!”

"I don't know how long I've been alone in that kind of place, it's been so long that I'm desperate!"

"When I first started traveling, I would recall the resources I had seen in my mind to relieve boredom. After a long time, I realized that it's boring! It's really boring!"

"You two are so low-minded, is it really me?"

"Is it true?" Hong Luren took two steps forward cautiously, a little bit disbelieving, such a shape, such a wet state, if it was not left behind by doing bad things, who would believe it?
Anyway, Lu Ren doesn't believe it!

"what!"

Without a trace, Hong Luren was pushed and fell to the ground, just in time to touch the black stick Luren.

"Zhuo! Did you fucking use me to test?" The moment he was pushed, Hong Luren sensed Luren's thoughts of passing through the management bureau, but it was too late to react.

Now, Hong Luren has completed intimate contact with Heibang Luren, he picked up the black stick, and wanted to throw it at Lu Ren, who passed through the management bureau.

"Your sister! I'm going to throw up! You beat you, why throw me?" The black stick Lu Ren only felt his head spinning for a while, and was thrown on Lu Ren of the Chuanguan Bureau.

"vomit!"

The passer-by who was thrown by the black stick Lu Ren couldn't help but vomited out. No memory exchange was as violent as the feeling of spinning around at the moment.

"I'll give it back to you! I'll let you try how it feels to spit it out."

"Ouch! Give it back!"

"vomit!"

"vomit……"

"You two bastards! How can I have such two selves like you two?"

In the end, Lu Ren and Hong Lu Ren, who could only retch, gave up the fight, and Lu Ren, who could only be injured, was finally able to speak completely.

Made!If it hadn't turned into a stick, he would have spit it out too!
"Now you all should believe in my innocence, right?" Hei Bang Lu Ren said.

"Let me take it easy..." Lu Ren said with difficulty.

"I believe it!" Hong Luren was in a slightly better condition.

"But... what kind of world is that of yours? You won't be buried in a pool of water for the rest of your life, right?" When Hong Luren said this, he always felt that this black stick Luren seemed a bit miserable.

"Probably not..." Hei Bang Luren said uncertainly, "I suspect it's the world of Xianxia, ​​otherwise how could I become a black stick spirit?"

Yes!It's fine!

Artifact spirit is a more decent way of saying it, the real way of saying it should be spirit!

he!Awesome!The black stick is the body!
"Besides, after just coming into contact with that guy, I feel that there seems to be a little more energy in my body... If the energy is enough, I might be able to fly out by myself."

Heibang Luren said uncertainly, it feels like too much, but there is always a lot of energy in his body, although it will be difficult to move, but there is indeed a burst of energy.

"That's evil spirit!" Lu Ren said, "Hmm...it should be! A special product of the fantasy world of Xianxia, ​​I just wonder if that world will be brought abnormally by you..."

Pointing to the black stick Lu Ren, Lu Ren's intention to pass through the management bureau is obvious. He suspects that the black stick Lu Ren will lead the world astray...

Such a shape...

I have to make him think about it...

"You should pay attention! Don't be caught by the Transit Management Bureau!"

"Boiled!"

Needless to say, Heibang Lu Ren understood what Lu Ren meant by passing through the management bureau.

Lu Ren rolled his eyes, the black stick Lu Ren was useful to him, he just had to touch a certain place, it was a little hot, scalding, and he even lamented that it could absorb energy and make him hot.

With this kind of reaction, he would never believe that the world of black stick Lu Ren is normal.

"Whatever the world, isn't it still useless now?" Hong Luren complained from the side, "At least I can provide a resource, he is a single iron stick, and he has to rely on prostitution for nothing to become stronger!"

"That's right, I feel like I'm not as good as a duck." Lu Ren, who wears the management bureau, nodded aside, and there is no chance to conquer Ning Fu Po with hard power.

If there is a self who has time-traveled into a duck, it may be of great help to him, the technology is universal!
You have to prove to Fu Po Ning that his achievements in learning technology are far more than that, right?

"Quack! Quack! Is there another handsome human duck?"

As soon as Lu Ren's words fell, there were two more figures in the dark space, one humanoid and one... a duck!

Yes!It's a duck!

"Did I just fall asleep and was caught by humans?" Lu Ya walked out of the shadow step by step, looked at the three people present with disdain, and said disdainfully, "Give up! I know You covet this duck's handsome appearance and extraordinary thinking, but this duck will never be abducted by humans and tamed by you!"

"This duck will never be your Pokmon! Even if it is dead! Even if it is caught! It is impossible for this duck to be your Pokmon!"

"Don't I know? You are not trying to tame me at all, but you are coveting my body and wanting to turn me into a breeding duck! I will never give in to Lu Duck!"

Lu Ya screamed, as a human being, he will never be dominated by desires and become a breeding duck!
mother duck?
He can't do it at all, okay?
On the side, Hong Luren and Lu Ren, who were watching this scene, looked at each other in blank dismay.

　There is still a chapter, not finished, it will be later

　　
　
(End of this chapter)