The lady may not be human
Chapter 19 I Want to Eat You
Chapter 19 I Want to Eat You
What do you want to eat?
There is no elixir or fruit she wants to eat...
Ah, that's not true either.
There is a humanoid one.
Thinking of this, Dongnuan smacked his mouth lightly, and whispered: "I want to eat you."
Hanjiang Tower:? ? ?
In a word, Hanjiang Tower was successfully burned from head to toe, and at the same time, the anger in my heart also rose sharply.
He wanted to know, who the hell said such inappropriate things to a child? ? ?
Han Jianglou was so angry that he almost rose to the sky. After a long time, he gritted his teeth and asked, "Nuanya, who did you listen to?"
who is it?
Which beast talks so much to a child?
Although Hanjianglou knew that the aunts and aunts in the village had no scruples about what they said, but they would pay attention to it and not be careless in front of young children.
As for the men in the village?
The saw-mouth gourds accounted for half of them, and the remaining half was still half saw-mouth gourds.
Of course, some people who are glib and don't speak good things are not ruled out.
Han Jianglou quickly ruled out possible targets in his heart, thinking in his heart that this kind of unmanned person is in need of cleaning up. When he turned around, he took advantage of the dark night and high wind to hang the other party on the tree at the foot of the mountain, and let him taste his mouth. Bad consequences!
God knows, Dong Nuan's words are actually literal, or she understood the literal meaning.
Because, to her, Hanjiang Tower is a human-shaped pill, so if she wants to take the pill, what's the problem?
The logic chain is very complete, and there is no problem at all!
Dongnuan heard Hanjianglou's gnashing of teeth, and originally wanted to say, I thought about it myself, but I didn't hear anyone say it.
But the words came to his lips, and he felt blessed to his heart. He felt that this was a good opportunity to dig a hole for the scumbag.
Then the words came to the lips, and became: "Ah? Who said that? Mr. Liao next door, he is a little strange recently, he always stops me from talking, and he used to ignore people."
Hanjiang Tower: ...! ! !
Go and hang that Liao up tonight!
hang upside down!
"Don't pay attention to him, he has read too much, his brain is covered with paper, what he said is not pleasant, stay away from him in the future." Han Jianglou punched hard in his heart, but he was reluctant to say harsh words to Dong Nuan, Just remind her to stay away from that Liao.
It wasn't a good thing at first, it was full of calculations, and it didn't do anything about human affairs.
But think about it, if you don't have any brains, can you become an important minister in the court?
Just thinking about it again, his way of being a powerful minister was only achieved by stepping on other people's bones and blood, pain and tears, and Hanjianglou felt that Liao's surname was nothing more than that.
"Well, I listen to Brother Han's." Dong Nuan nodded obediently, and then prepared to come out of the water.
Hearing the sound of splashing water behind him, Hanjianglou froze again. He wanted to say something, but his mouth moved and he didn't utter the last word.
The sound of water is still going on, but Hanjiang Tower has lost the ability to think, and his mind is full of: she is coming, she is coming...
Obviously the other party is still a child! ! !
Hanjiang Tower couldn't stay any longer, took a breath, grabbed the firewood behind him, and disappeared in place in an instant.
From the perspective of Dongnuan behind him, the other party might have taken off on the spot and flew down the mountain directly.
It really disappeared with a "whoosh".
Dong Nuan, who had just come out of the water, opened his mouth wide in fright, and sighed secretly: "There are still people who can fly, it's not like they can't practice."
The reason why Dongnuan came out of the water was not thinking about what to do with Hanjiang Tower, what could she do with her elixir?
At most it's just rubbing.
She got out of the water to turn over the clothes on the rock so they would dry faster.
It's not good for her to soak in the water for half a day, although it is indeed more comfortable to soak in the water than outside.
But after soaking for a long time, it's time for her to soak her hair...
Hanjianglou, who was flying or not, didn't know, he only knew that he took a deep breath and ran down the mountain directly.
When I got home and poured two scoops of cold water, my brain was still buzzing and my body was burning hot.
"She's still a child, Hanjianglou, aren't you a human being?" Hanjianglou couldn't help scolding himself in his heart, but at the same time couldn't control himself, thinking about the sound of the water before.
When he finally calmed down, he went to sort out the firewood he had brought back, and took a look at the fruit Dongnuan gave him by the way.
With two big apricots, Han Jianglou felt that his hands were already big, but when the two big apricots were placed in the palm, it was full, and there was not much space left.
"Is it that big?" Hanjianglou had never seen such a big apricot in the mountains, but he didn't pay much attention to these things, and paid more attention to prey, firewood and some mountain products.
He seldom pays attention to things like fruits that can't fill his stomach. Sometimes he passes by some wild fruits without even raising his head.
So, it's normal if he ignores it.
Since it was given by Dongnuan, Hanjianglou was not pretentious, and even an indescribable sweetness rose in his heart.
After reacting, Han Jianglou cursed at himself again.
In addition to the two big apricots, there are also three peaches in the basket.
The peaches are average in size, but they are only compared with Daxing. Compared with the peaches I have seen on the tables of the rich and powerful in the capital, they are still bigger and more delicious.
The three peaches were half red and half pink, just looking at them made people want to swallow their mouth water.
After simply washing the fruit with water, Hanjianglou ate big apricots first.
The meat is tender, juicy, sweet and delicious, even more delicious than the apricots grown by some nobles he had eaten in the capital!
Even Hanjianglou, who doesn't like fruit very much, couldn't help squinting his eyes and enjoying it for a while.
After the big apricot, there are peaches, which are pink and white. When you bite into them, they are crispy, sweet and refreshing. The peach flesh is also pink and white. Just looking at them makes people want to eat more.
The people in Hanjiang Tower are tall and big, and it's just a peach, which can be eaten in three or two bites.
He was reluctant to throw away the peach pits after eating. He thought that he could try to grow one in the yard, and maybe it would grow into a fruit in the future.
At that time, Dong Nuan will grow up and be able to get married. After getting married, she will be able to eat fresh peaches, which will save the little girl from going crazy with hunger and daring to run into the mountains.
"It's broken!" At this time, Hanjiang Tower finally realized that he turned back before because he was afraid that Dongnuan would have an accident in the deep mountains, but he was distracted by the sound of water and forgot about it.
Hanjianglou realized that he didn't care about anything else, put the peach pits on the table, turned around and ran up the mountain with a basket on his back.
And Dongnuan, who was missed by Hanjiang Tower, had already put on his clothes and changed places.
The clothes were still a little dry, so Dong Nuan moved to a warmer place and dried them together with the clothes.
Happy New Year, little cuties, Hehemeimei~
(End of this chapter)
What do you want to eat?
There is no elixir or fruit she wants to eat...
Ah, that's not true either.
There is a humanoid one.
Thinking of this, Dongnuan smacked his mouth lightly, and whispered: "I want to eat you."
Hanjiang Tower:? ? ?
In a word, Hanjiang Tower was successfully burned from head to toe, and at the same time, the anger in my heart also rose sharply.
He wanted to know, who the hell said such inappropriate things to a child? ? ?
Han Jianglou was so angry that he almost rose to the sky. After a long time, he gritted his teeth and asked, "Nuanya, who did you listen to?"
who is it?
Which beast talks so much to a child?
Although Hanjianglou knew that the aunts and aunts in the village had no scruples about what they said, but they would pay attention to it and not be careless in front of young children.
As for the men in the village?
The saw-mouth gourds accounted for half of them, and the remaining half was still half saw-mouth gourds.
Of course, some people who are glib and don't speak good things are not ruled out.
Han Jianglou quickly ruled out possible targets in his heart, thinking in his heart that this kind of unmanned person is in need of cleaning up. When he turned around, he took advantage of the dark night and high wind to hang the other party on the tree at the foot of the mountain, and let him taste his mouth. Bad consequences!
God knows, Dong Nuan's words are actually literal, or she understood the literal meaning.
Because, to her, Hanjiang Tower is a human-shaped pill, so if she wants to take the pill, what's the problem?
The logic chain is very complete, and there is no problem at all!
Dongnuan heard Hanjianglou's gnashing of teeth, and originally wanted to say, I thought about it myself, but I didn't hear anyone say it.
But the words came to his lips, and he felt blessed to his heart. He felt that this was a good opportunity to dig a hole for the scumbag.
Then the words came to the lips, and became: "Ah? Who said that? Mr. Liao next door, he is a little strange recently, he always stops me from talking, and he used to ignore people."
Hanjiang Tower: ...! ! !
Go and hang that Liao up tonight!
hang upside down!
"Don't pay attention to him, he has read too much, his brain is covered with paper, what he said is not pleasant, stay away from him in the future." Han Jianglou punched hard in his heart, but he was reluctant to say harsh words to Dong Nuan, Just remind her to stay away from that Liao.
It wasn't a good thing at first, it was full of calculations, and it didn't do anything about human affairs.
But think about it, if you don't have any brains, can you become an important minister in the court?
Just thinking about it again, his way of being a powerful minister was only achieved by stepping on other people's bones and blood, pain and tears, and Hanjianglou felt that Liao's surname was nothing more than that.
"Well, I listen to Brother Han's." Dong Nuan nodded obediently, and then prepared to come out of the water.
Hearing the sound of splashing water behind him, Hanjianglou froze again. He wanted to say something, but his mouth moved and he didn't utter the last word.
The sound of water is still going on, but Hanjiang Tower has lost the ability to think, and his mind is full of: she is coming, she is coming...
Obviously the other party is still a child! ! !
Hanjiang Tower couldn't stay any longer, took a breath, grabbed the firewood behind him, and disappeared in place in an instant.
From the perspective of Dongnuan behind him, the other party might have taken off on the spot and flew down the mountain directly.
It really disappeared with a "whoosh".
Dong Nuan, who had just come out of the water, opened his mouth wide in fright, and sighed secretly: "There are still people who can fly, it's not like they can't practice."
The reason why Dongnuan came out of the water was not thinking about what to do with Hanjiang Tower, what could she do with her elixir?
At most it's just rubbing.
She got out of the water to turn over the clothes on the rock so they would dry faster.
It's not good for her to soak in the water for half a day, although it is indeed more comfortable to soak in the water than outside.
But after soaking for a long time, it's time for her to soak her hair...
Hanjianglou, who was flying or not, didn't know, he only knew that he took a deep breath and ran down the mountain directly.
When I got home and poured two scoops of cold water, my brain was still buzzing and my body was burning hot.
"She's still a child, Hanjianglou, aren't you a human being?" Hanjianglou couldn't help scolding himself in his heart, but at the same time couldn't control himself, thinking about the sound of the water before.
When he finally calmed down, he went to sort out the firewood he had brought back, and took a look at the fruit Dongnuan gave him by the way.
With two big apricots, Han Jianglou felt that his hands were already big, but when the two big apricots were placed in the palm, it was full, and there was not much space left.
"Is it that big?" Hanjianglou had never seen such a big apricot in the mountains, but he didn't pay much attention to these things, and paid more attention to prey, firewood and some mountain products.
He seldom pays attention to things like fruits that can't fill his stomach. Sometimes he passes by some wild fruits without even raising his head.
So, it's normal if he ignores it.
Since it was given by Dongnuan, Hanjianglou was not pretentious, and even an indescribable sweetness rose in his heart.
After reacting, Han Jianglou cursed at himself again.
In addition to the two big apricots, there are also three peaches in the basket.
The peaches are average in size, but they are only compared with Daxing. Compared with the peaches I have seen on the tables of the rich and powerful in the capital, they are still bigger and more delicious.
The three peaches were half red and half pink, just looking at them made people want to swallow their mouth water.
After simply washing the fruit with water, Hanjianglou ate big apricots first.
The meat is tender, juicy, sweet and delicious, even more delicious than the apricots grown by some nobles he had eaten in the capital!
Even Hanjianglou, who doesn't like fruit very much, couldn't help squinting his eyes and enjoying it for a while.
After the big apricot, there are peaches, which are pink and white. When you bite into them, they are crispy, sweet and refreshing. The peach flesh is also pink and white. Just looking at them makes people want to eat more.
The people in Hanjiang Tower are tall and big, and it's just a peach, which can be eaten in three or two bites.
He was reluctant to throw away the peach pits after eating. He thought that he could try to grow one in the yard, and maybe it would grow into a fruit in the future.
At that time, Dong Nuan will grow up and be able to get married. After getting married, she will be able to eat fresh peaches, which will save the little girl from going crazy with hunger and daring to run into the mountains.
"It's broken!" At this time, Hanjiang Tower finally realized that he turned back before because he was afraid that Dongnuan would have an accident in the deep mountains, but he was distracted by the sound of water and forgot about it.
Hanjianglou realized that he didn't care about anything else, put the peach pits on the table, turned around and ran up the mountain with a basket on his back.
And Dongnuan, who was missed by Hanjiang Tower, had already put on his clothes and changed places.
The clothes were still a little dry, so Dong Nuan moved to a warmer place and dried them together with the clothes.
Happy New Year, little cuties, Hehemeimei~
(End of this chapter)
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