The lady may not be human
Chapter 9 Isn't this possible with a brain?
Chapter 9 Isn't this possible with a brain?
It is already very difficult for the farmyard to provide for one scholar, but the Dong family can provide for two.
One is Fifth Uncle Dong, and the other is Dong Xu, the eldest son of the uncle's family.
But Dong Xu is at least a little better than Fifth Uncle Dong, he passed the child's entrance examination, and now he is still in the county school, and he is a classmate with Liao Mingkun.
Dong Xu didn't pass this year, so he had already passed the child's test. Although he was also at the end of the crane at the beginning, he at least passed.
Unlike Fifth Uncle Dong, from 15 years old to 22 years old this year, he has been studying for seven years without passing a single pass. Now a pair of twin sons are three years old, and he is still an old scholar.
Every year, he pays a lot of food expenses, but it turns out to be an idiot, that is, to bully the Dong family who can't read a few words, so Uncle Dong keeps saying that his luck is bad, so he didn't pass the exam.
In fact, if it wasn't for the old man Dong's pressure, the whole family would have been unhappy.
Especially as the children in each house grow up, some of them look pretty smart. Who doesn't want to try to send people to study, and doesn't plan to become a high-ranking official in the future, but to be an accountant, without having to work in the fields , isn't it also very good?
Fifth Uncle Dong obviously didn't expect that Liao Mingkun's morning reading next door gave away most of his idiot foundation.
He was eating his mouth full of food, and he had to swallow the food when he wanted to say something.
Fifth Uncle Dong was used to the days when he didn't need to work in the fields and had money to spend, so why would he want to go back to the fields again?
So, he quickly swallowed the food in his mouth, and was about to speak, when he heard old man Dong take a deep breath, and asked Dong Nuan with a serious face: "How can Nuan Ya do this?"
Hearing Old Man Dong's question, Fifth Uncle Dong was stunned for a moment, and realized that this was a good opportunity. Old Man Dong might ignore him in a short time if he challenged Dong Nuan. .
Thinking of this possibility, Fifth Uncle Dong smiled calmly, then lowered his head and continued to pick up the rice.
Facing the scrutinizing gaze of the old man Shangdong, the expression on Dongnuan's face became more innocent, his eyes widened, and his voice was a little unbelievable: "Ah? I ran into Mr. Liao when I went out yesterday afternoon, and he happened to be at Reading, I will be able to listen to it, and Mr. Liao also said, isn't this something you can do if you have a brain?"
whole family:……!
Damn, I always feel connoted.
Dong Nuan unceremoniously pulled Liao Mingkun out, stabilized the hatred, even the old man Dong had nothing to say, and quickly turned his scrutiny on Fifth Uncle Dong.
Fifth Uncle Dong, who had just swallowed a mouthful of rice, hurriedly pretended to be honest and said: "I just eat, I didn't pay attention for a while, I didn't pay attention for a while."
His explanation is far-fetched. As a scholar, shouldn't many things be engraved in his bones?
Just ask a question, although it can't be said that the answer is fluent, but it's impossible to be like Uncle Dong, who doesn't even know the thousand-character prose of enlightenment, right?
Moreover, it is still the first four sentences!
The expressions of Dong's family members are extremely complicated, but they are all smart people, and no one is willing to jump out first and be the villain who offended Fifth Uncle Dong.
The uncle's eyebrows were restrained, she had her own calculations in her heart, but she didn't speak.
The second aunt is now thankful that she slapped her mouth slowly just now, otherwise she would definitely be slapped in the face at this moment, and the slap was still painful, so she couldn't care less about saying anything else.
The fourth aunt has nothing in her eyes except her mother's family.
And she gave birth to three girls, so she didn't need to think about sending the children to study at all. Aunt Wu was from Uncle Wu's own family, and she was eating the benefits of Uncle Dong's study, let alone saying anything.
At this time, Mrs. Dong Wu jumped out: "Speaking of which, Wulang has indeed studied for many years, and he has failed a few times, but he didn't pass the exam once. He used to say that he was unlucky, but looking at it now, it doesn't look like that." what."
Dong Wu's words can be said to have expressed the whole family's aspirations.
Fifth Uncle Dong glared fiercely at Dong Wu, the problem is that Dong Wu couldn't see it at all, and was still thinking to himself: "If Wu Lang's talent is not good, and his luck is not good, then don't waste time." , there are so many children in the family, our family Yaobao looks smart, and it will definitely succeed if you send it to study."
"Sister-in-law San said it lightly. Reading is not an easy task." Uncle Dong Wu was extremely annoyed by Dong Wu's words, so when he spoke, he unconsciously began to act strangely.
Dong Wu couldn't hear it at all, and she nodded in agreement with Uncle Dong's words and said, "It's really not easy. Wu Lang has been studying for so many years, and he hasn't passed the exam."
Fifth Uncle Dong: ...! ! !
Uncle Dong wanted to use what he had learned to say a few beautiful curse words, but in the end, he turned around in his mind, and only the words "dog thing", "old man" and "shameless" that Mrs. Dong scolded every day of.
Uncle Dong's face turned red, and the second aunt felt that it would be good to go up and add fire by herself at this time, so she smiled and said: "Speaking of which, we should actually ask the master, this Goro always fails the exam, and the problem goes wrong. Where can it be improved?"
How did Dong Wulang read? Didn't he know all about it when he found his master?
Hearing this, Uncle Dong's cold sweat broke out in an instant. On a hot day, cold sweat and hot sweat intertwined, making Uncle Dong look embarrassed and guilty.
Old man Dong glanced at him complicatedly, and immediately understood.
It is impossible for the old man Dong not to know about Uncle Dong's failure to become a talent, but he always holds a little hope. After all, this is his own son. If he can really read something, he will have a bright face, won't he?
No matter how bad it is, if you pass the children's examination, even if you don't pass the exam, you will still be a serious scholar, and you can find a job as an accountant in the town in the future. Is it written?
However, if Dong Wulang is not a talent, it is a waste of the efforts of the whole family. It is better to replace it with someone who can become a talent, as Dong Wu said. Now that the grandchildren are growing up, the old man Dong feels that his son If you are not angry, then train your grandson.
The old man Dong's understated glance added a lot of cold sweat to Fifth Uncle Dong's. He tried his best to stop his trembling teeth, and said with a dry smile: "Master is so easy to see, and if you offend Master, then I will have a hard time in the future."
Having said that, Fifth Uncle Dong felt that he still had confidence. The people in his family didn't know a lot of Chinese characters, so they didn't dare to find a teacher.
Dong Nuan watched and laughed, she would not jump out to be a villain at this time.
After all, each house has its own thoughts, and the town is not too far from the village, so you can always find out whether Fifth Uncle Dong is a fool or not.
Fifth Uncle Dong packed up his things and went back to the town after eating. When he left, his footsteps were a little awkward.
Seeing Fifth Uncle Dong like this, the whole family looked complicated.
Be careful not to make it clear. After all, Old Man Dong didn't say anything, so everyone pretended nothing happened and went to work with tools.
As soon as he left the house, he ran into Uncle Er Zhuzi from the Third Master Dong's house.
Thank you for your rewards and tickets~
Please bookmark, please recommend tickets~
(End of this chapter)
It is already very difficult for the farmyard to provide for one scholar, but the Dong family can provide for two.
One is Fifth Uncle Dong, and the other is Dong Xu, the eldest son of the uncle's family.
But Dong Xu is at least a little better than Fifth Uncle Dong, he passed the child's entrance examination, and now he is still in the county school, and he is a classmate with Liao Mingkun.
Dong Xu didn't pass this year, so he had already passed the child's test. Although he was also at the end of the crane at the beginning, he at least passed.
Unlike Fifth Uncle Dong, from 15 years old to 22 years old this year, he has been studying for seven years without passing a single pass. Now a pair of twin sons are three years old, and he is still an old scholar.
Every year, he pays a lot of food expenses, but it turns out to be an idiot, that is, to bully the Dong family who can't read a few words, so Uncle Dong keeps saying that his luck is bad, so he didn't pass the exam.
In fact, if it wasn't for the old man Dong's pressure, the whole family would have been unhappy.
Especially as the children in each house grow up, some of them look pretty smart. Who doesn't want to try to send people to study, and doesn't plan to become a high-ranking official in the future, but to be an accountant, without having to work in the fields , isn't it also very good?
Fifth Uncle Dong obviously didn't expect that Liao Mingkun's morning reading next door gave away most of his idiot foundation.
He was eating his mouth full of food, and he had to swallow the food when he wanted to say something.
Fifth Uncle Dong was used to the days when he didn't need to work in the fields and had money to spend, so why would he want to go back to the fields again?
So, he quickly swallowed the food in his mouth, and was about to speak, when he heard old man Dong take a deep breath, and asked Dong Nuan with a serious face: "How can Nuan Ya do this?"
Hearing Old Man Dong's question, Fifth Uncle Dong was stunned for a moment, and realized that this was a good opportunity. Old Man Dong might ignore him in a short time if he challenged Dong Nuan. .
Thinking of this possibility, Fifth Uncle Dong smiled calmly, then lowered his head and continued to pick up the rice.
Facing the scrutinizing gaze of the old man Shangdong, the expression on Dongnuan's face became more innocent, his eyes widened, and his voice was a little unbelievable: "Ah? I ran into Mr. Liao when I went out yesterday afternoon, and he happened to be at Reading, I will be able to listen to it, and Mr. Liao also said, isn't this something you can do if you have a brain?"
whole family:……!
Damn, I always feel connoted.
Dong Nuan unceremoniously pulled Liao Mingkun out, stabilized the hatred, even the old man Dong had nothing to say, and quickly turned his scrutiny on Fifth Uncle Dong.
Fifth Uncle Dong, who had just swallowed a mouthful of rice, hurriedly pretended to be honest and said: "I just eat, I didn't pay attention for a while, I didn't pay attention for a while."
His explanation is far-fetched. As a scholar, shouldn't many things be engraved in his bones?
Just ask a question, although it can't be said that the answer is fluent, but it's impossible to be like Uncle Dong, who doesn't even know the thousand-character prose of enlightenment, right?
Moreover, it is still the first four sentences!
The expressions of Dong's family members are extremely complicated, but they are all smart people, and no one is willing to jump out first and be the villain who offended Fifth Uncle Dong.
The uncle's eyebrows were restrained, she had her own calculations in her heart, but she didn't speak.
The second aunt is now thankful that she slapped her mouth slowly just now, otherwise she would definitely be slapped in the face at this moment, and the slap was still painful, so she couldn't care less about saying anything else.
The fourth aunt has nothing in her eyes except her mother's family.
And she gave birth to three girls, so she didn't need to think about sending the children to study at all. Aunt Wu was from Uncle Wu's own family, and she was eating the benefits of Uncle Dong's study, let alone saying anything.
At this time, Mrs. Dong Wu jumped out: "Speaking of which, Wulang has indeed studied for many years, and he has failed a few times, but he didn't pass the exam once. He used to say that he was unlucky, but looking at it now, it doesn't look like that." what."
Dong Wu's words can be said to have expressed the whole family's aspirations.
Fifth Uncle Dong glared fiercely at Dong Wu, the problem is that Dong Wu couldn't see it at all, and was still thinking to himself: "If Wu Lang's talent is not good, and his luck is not good, then don't waste time." , there are so many children in the family, our family Yaobao looks smart, and it will definitely succeed if you send it to study."
"Sister-in-law San said it lightly. Reading is not an easy task." Uncle Dong Wu was extremely annoyed by Dong Wu's words, so when he spoke, he unconsciously began to act strangely.
Dong Wu couldn't hear it at all, and she nodded in agreement with Uncle Dong's words and said, "It's really not easy. Wu Lang has been studying for so many years, and he hasn't passed the exam."
Fifth Uncle Dong: ...! ! !
Uncle Dong wanted to use what he had learned to say a few beautiful curse words, but in the end, he turned around in his mind, and only the words "dog thing", "old man" and "shameless" that Mrs. Dong scolded every day of.
Uncle Dong's face turned red, and the second aunt felt that it would be good to go up and add fire by herself at this time, so she smiled and said: "Speaking of which, we should actually ask the master, this Goro always fails the exam, and the problem goes wrong. Where can it be improved?"
How did Dong Wulang read? Didn't he know all about it when he found his master?
Hearing this, Uncle Dong's cold sweat broke out in an instant. On a hot day, cold sweat and hot sweat intertwined, making Uncle Dong look embarrassed and guilty.
Old man Dong glanced at him complicatedly, and immediately understood.
It is impossible for the old man Dong not to know about Uncle Dong's failure to become a talent, but he always holds a little hope. After all, this is his own son. If he can really read something, he will have a bright face, won't he?
No matter how bad it is, if you pass the children's examination, even if you don't pass the exam, you will still be a serious scholar, and you can find a job as an accountant in the town in the future. Is it written?
However, if Dong Wulang is not a talent, it is a waste of the efforts of the whole family. It is better to replace it with someone who can become a talent, as Dong Wu said. Now that the grandchildren are growing up, the old man Dong feels that his son If you are not angry, then train your grandson.
The old man Dong's understated glance added a lot of cold sweat to Fifth Uncle Dong's. He tried his best to stop his trembling teeth, and said with a dry smile: "Master is so easy to see, and if you offend Master, then I will have a hard time in the future."
Having said that, Fifth Uncle Dong felt that he still had confidence. The people in his family didn't know a lot of Chinese characters, so they didn't dare to find a teacher.
Dong Nuan watched and laughed, she would not jump out to be a villain at this time.
After all, each house has its own thoughts, and the town is not too far from the village, so you can always find out whether Fifth Uncle Dong is a fool or not.
Fifth Uncle Dong packed up his things and went back to the town after eating. When he left, his footsteps were a little awkward.
Seeing Fifth Uncle Dong like this, the whole family looked complicated.
Be careful not to make it clear. After all, Old Man Dong didn't say anything, so everyone pretended nothing happened and went to work with tools.
As soon as he left the house, he ran into Uncle Er Zhuzi from the Third Master Dong's house.
Thank you for your rewards and tickets~
Please bookmark, please recommend tickets~
(End of this chapter)
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