What to do with a full-scale life

Chapter 256 The Parents Meeting of Social Fear 2
"It's a big deal."

Niu Niu patted his thigh and said: "We must pay attention to it, we must pay attention to it."

"Don't be too exaggerated." Zhang Yao, who was designing the lighting and choreography, raised her head and glanced at him: "Don't come here as a whole helicopter."

"That's impossible, the helicopter is too exaggerated." Wei Shenhao said seriously: "I read in the novels, the eldest lady is not hugged when she goes out, and my family is usually too low-key."

At this time, Nian Nian ran across the floor next to her barefoot, and Xu Wei followed behind: "Little ancestor, you wear shoes! Wear shoes!"

"Look." Niu Niu said seriously, "Just like an ordinary little girl."

Zhang Yao raised her head, took off her glasses and looked Niu Niu up and down: "I warn you not to make trouble for me, do you know how much effort we have put in to make her normal?"

At this time Brother Zhang came back from the outside, held Nian Nian under his arm and walked past them. Niu Niu looked at Nian Nian who was listless, and after a moment of silence: "As an uncle, I have to express myself."

"Uncle?" Zhang Yao narrowed her eyes: "Say it again."

"Ah?" Wei Shenhao asked curiously, "What's wrong?"

"Niannian was adopted by Brother Zhang's father. She called you Brother Zhang, Brother. Does that mean that Brother Zhang also has to call you Uncle?"

Hearing Zhang Yao's introduction, Niu Niu really didn't know there was such a layer. He thought that Nian Nian was the daughter of the Holy Master, but he never expected... to be his younger sister.At that moment, the sweat on his forehead dripped down, but he couldn't say anything other than a bitter smile.

And while they were talking, Yu Heng finished today's practice, and took Chen Shi's wine gourd to find Brother Zhang to drink for Master. With the support of the formation, his progress was really fast. Although Chen Shi detested him on the surface, he secretly praised himself for picking up a good apprentice, especially when he met those loose immortals. When he was an old friend, he boasted so much that even Yuheng's toes were much slender than those of their stinking fish and rotten shrimp apprentices.

"Aheng, come here."

Niu Niu beckoned Yu Heng over. Yu Heng came to them with a sword under his arm and a wine gourd in his hand. Niu Niu moved the snacks on the table to him: "In a few days, the annual sports meeting will be held. , what are you prepared for?"

After Yuheng listened, he slowly removed the Seven Star Longyuan from his armpit, and took his thumb out of the sword slightly: "Do you want me to kill all her opponents?"

Zhang Yao shuddered after hearing this, and she turned around in astonishment: "It's only been a few days, and your murderous intentions are so serious?"

At this time, Lei Long, who was sitting at the counter shaking his legs, said: "Sword cultivators are like this. The world of mortals came out of the sword fairy to enter the Tao. In addition, that old wild monster Chen Shi didn't practice any serious swordsmanship. Once he starts to practice, the killing intent will come to his head. At that time, he will also have a stage called heart washing, after which he can be regarded as a true sword fairy."

"Yeah? You understand so well." Zhang Yao looked at Lei Long curiously: "You are not a sword repairer."

"When I was 19 years old, I had a girlfriend who was Xiao Jianxian. She told me." Lei Long continued to sit there shaking his feet: "Now Xiao Heng is not very capable, and his murderous intent is overwhelming. When will he be able to do so in the future?" Just like Chen Shi's old butt, if you keep your murderous intentions introverted, if you don't let it go, that's a small achievement in the way of swordsmanship."

"What's Dacheng like?" Zhang Yao asked curiously, "Will there be any special changes?"

"From ancient times to the present, the world's number one sword fairy was born in Shu. We say that it is Shu Mountain, but it is actually the Shu Zhong Xianshan School. I guess Chen Shi's old opponent is from there. According to the information provided by the King of the Mountain According to the available information, the number one sword fairy in the past has been able to retract and release freely, without a sword in his hand, without a sword in his eyes, without a sword in his heart, without a sword in his body, nor in his mind."

"That's still called Sword Immortal?"

"En." Lei Long nodded and said: "The art of harmony, different paths lead to the same goal, it is only called immortal. But, now sword immortals are not popular."

Yu Heng turned his head and asked curiously: "Why?"

Lei Long raised his head and looked at the ceiling: "The gun is fast within seven steps, and the gun is fast and accurate beyond seven steps."

"Hahaha, Brother Long was joking. My master is not afraid of guns." Yu Heng laughed, "That's nothing to be afraid of."

Lei Long raised his eyes and looked at him murderously: "What if I take it?"

In an instant, the surrounding air was filled with tiny electric arcs, which seriously interfered with the perception ability of the Sword Immortal for survival, plus the thunder dragon spread all its murderous aura all at once, all of Yuheng people were stunned for a while, Subconsciously took two steps back, only the God-killing Thunder Dragon standing on the square in front of the Kunlun Palace was left in his mind.

But at this time, Nian Nian suddenly rushed over and bit down on Lei Long's calf, Lei Long screamed and jumped up: "Let go! I'm spanking!"

It was only when he started to deal with Niannian that Yuheng's actions returned to normal. He took a few steps back and sat down on the chair, with beads of sweat rolling down his cheeks from his forehead.

"No way, are you feeling unwell?" Zhang Yao asked kindly.

Yu Heng covered his mouth and shook his head vigorously: "I'm still far behind."

After he finished speaking, he got up and trotted out with the wine gourd in hand, only the Dragon Quest who was there every year was left in the room.

In the evening, the first rehearsal of Niannian program officially kicked off. Under Zhang Yao's debugging, there was even a depth of field effect on the small stage, and even a naked-eye 3D visual impact. Coupled with the lighting With such a dozen, it seems that it is really a deep and dark forest.

At this time, Lei Long, who was wearing a red turban and a girlish skirt, was picking mushrooms in the forest with a small basket on his shoulders. He was humming a nursery rhyme as he walked, while Nian Nian in wolf skin followed Lei step by step. dragon.When Little Red Riding Hood came to an intersection, Niannian rushed out and dragged Thunder Dragon, and then Thomas gave a roundabout kick. Thunder Dragon caught it with one hand, followed the trend with a backflip, and stretched out his finger, and a flash of lightning flashed across the dark night sky.

Niannian did not show any weakness, she escaped the electric light with a waist and horse together, and then under a terrifying roar, she returned to her original shape, like a genetically mutated giant wolf, she rushed towards Thunder Dragon, Thunder Dragon clasped his hands together, The lightning spear pierced Niannian's eyebrows, but Niannian Wangu was not afraid of this at all, rushed up and slapped Thunder Dragon flying, and after Thunder Dragon slammed into the wall, his hands clasped together and separated violently. The electric arc pulled out a huge crackling sound, just like setting off firecrackers in the New Year.

This sound caused Niannian to retreat and let out a deafening roar. In an instant, the entire backyard was flying sand and rocks, and even the clouds in the sky were blown away.

"Crack!"

Zhang Yao's face turned green with anger, she stepped forward and pointed at Lei Long and said, "What are you doing? The child is ignorant and you are ignorant? Why are you messing around? Can this be put on a show?"

Nian Beast cowardly hid behind Lei Long, looked timidly at Zhang Yao and dared not make a sound, while Lei Long, who was wearing a small apron with a basket on his hip, said, "I'll ask you if it's exciting or not."

Isn't that fucking exciting?It's almost time for Konoha to fight Nine-Tailed Fox, but is this something that can be shown to children and parents?Who's personal program will perform left and right confrontation and tame tailed beasts?

At this time, Xiao Zhang, who played the grandma on the small bed, sat up: "I also think you have changed a little too much."

"Do it again." Zhang Yao was furious: "What kind of attitude!"

Lei Long muttered a few words, and then started to confront Nian Nian again. During the second rehearsal, Nian Nian still jumped out at the fork in the road, and asked Little Red Riding Hood where she was going with bared teeth and claws.
"I'm going to grandma's place, hahahahaha! Grandma is hosting guests today, and the Sa family is only short of a good wolf skin! Evil wolf, take your life!"

Said that the thunder dragon jumped up, and then a set of Wing Chun was played out, and Niannian was not to be outdone, the Taizu punched fiercely, and the two went back and forth several times, and it has changed from a boxing duel to an eagle claw. Nian Nian was so powerful that he broke Thunder Dragon's arm at once, and after hearing a click, Thunder Dragon jumped back: "Well, you bad wolf, you have good skills. If the green mountains don't change, the green waters will flow forever. Let's fight another day!"

After finishing speaking, Thunder Dragon jumped out of the screen...

Zhang Yao was crying, she stood there wiping her tears: "Do you still think about it?"

"Isn't this acting according to your intentions? The evil wolf injured me, then went to eat grandma, and I went back to the teacher's gate to find the elder sister."

As Lei Long dragged Hu Niu onto the stage, Hu Niu groaned, which seemed like a tiger roaring in the forest.

"Then I went to avenge me with the elder sister, and found that the wolf had killed my grandma. We went up to punish the evil and promote the good. One wolf and one tiger fought for [-] rounds. In the end, the evil wolf was defeated and died tragically at the tiger's claws."

In order to cooperate with the thunder dragon, Huniu also deliberately opened her claws, showing the sharp claws on the top.

"If you don't want to act, then let's do it in bulk." Zhang Yao angrily found Brother Zhang who was lying there playing with his mobile phone: "Look at them, just take care of them."

Brother Xiao Zhang actually thinks this plot is pretty good...but the side that broke Thunder Dragon's arm is a bit cruel, so it needs to be changed.

However, in order to appease Zhang Yao's anger, he decided to completely change the plot to a conventional one. There is no thunder dragon killing wolves or wolf fighting fierce tiger, only the normal Little Red Riding Hood plot.

After tossing and tossing until after ten o'clock in the evening, Xiao Zhang's shop was not opened, but Xu Wei was busy in the front.This is barely qualified, and Zhang Yao scored a passing grade.

But there is one thing that makes him very puzzled and uncomfortable, that is, Thunder Dragon, 1.8 meters [-], with a hanger figure, slender, well-proportioned and strong, and handsome, but why does he wear a skirt as Little Red Riding Hood!It's against harmony, isn't it?

And Niannian, soft and cute, a little one, although he can only speak a few words, but he can't stand being cute and beautiful, with a baby voice.But why did she want to be a big bad wolf again?

And the one who plays grandma...why is it Xiao Zhang, what is going on with their family!
(End of this chapter)