What to do with a full-scale life

Chapter 299
"It's over."

After four and a half days of trekking, Master Pi finally found the hotel where the elderly Tiantuan lived, but it was already empty at the moment. She stood at the door of the hotel and looked at the front blankly, then went to the beach in despair, and then called out After waiting for a long time for the Di Human Race, after some explanations, the Queen of the Di Human Race looked at her suspiciously, maybe she had questioned the ability of this fox in her heart, but she didn't say it clearly, after all, everyone knew each other once, right... …

There is no way, people have already boarded the plane, so they can only go to the reserved place and wait, and the speed of Haizong is definitely needless to say, it only takes 13 minutes from the Strait of Gibraltar to the English Channel, including speed-up and deceleration. Minutes, after all, although Hai Zong is huge, it is still a whale, and its speed is the fastest agile hero among the four sea gods. The speed per hour is about three hundred to five hundred times its own length, but there is still the same problem, that is, almost All the straits and coastal waters are inaccessible. After all, the body is placed there, and it is very easy to run aground, so the last part of the road still has to be delivered by Mr. Hai's heirs.

Mr. Pi was very depressed sitting on the whale. Her smooth and shiny hair was blown back and forth by the sea wind. When she passed a fishing boat, the people on the fishing boat were so frightened that they almost fainted on the spot. Then the owner of the fishing boat Called the police to say he saw a big dog sitting on a whale moving at high speed towards Liverpool, and the officer who responded even warned him not to occupy public resources.

In fact, Master Pi's body is not small at all. When it squats, it is already about the same height as Queen Di Ren, but when it stands up, it looks even bigger. It is almost a player with a length of more than six meters, including the tail. Six meters, plus the high-grade hair conditioner it used after cheating money from Zhang Yao, so the hair on its body is soft, shiny and elegant, like a large Afghan hound, on the back of the whale So it's really interesting to sit in the sunset.

And when Mr. Pi arrived in Liverpool, because it was a bustling port, the little whale had no way to get close, and it had to swim the last seven sea miles by itself. On this day, the local police in Liverpool received many reports. The content is that someone witnessed a dog at least ten meters long swimming in the sea at a very fast speed.

"A ten-meter-long dog, hahahaha."

In the police station on the coast, two detectives leaned comfortably on chairs, enjoying the evening leisurely with a cup of coffee in their hands. They spoke with a uniquely British tone of ridicule.

And all of a sudden, four thick legs passed by their window. They took a look, and quickly poked their heads out, only to see a huge, wet dog shaking water there, and the water that came off followed the next scene. Like rain.

One of the detectives screamed, and the barking disturbed the big, sharp-mouthed monkey-cheeked dog. It turned its head and squeezed its wet head into the window of the police station with great effort, and then asked, "Uncle policeman, may I ask?" What time is it now, my phone is soaked in water and broke."

The two agents rushed out screaming, and then several people rushed out with weapons, and started shooting at the big dog without saying a word, but the bullets couldn't touch it at all, but its His head got stuck on the window, and when he retreated, he pulled the window frame down, and then ran away.

Then the detectives chased it out and followed the trail for a long distance, but they only saw a little girl sitting on the side of the road wringing water from her clothes. They asked her if she saw a big dog.

"Aba...Aba..." The girl pointed to the city ahead: "Aba..."

As soon as the agents heard that the big dog had gone to the city, they called for support and chased after them with their guns pressed. When Master Pi saw their backs, he spat on the ground: "Idiot."

After speaking, she turned into a prototype again, but this time her body shape became normal, and her tail was also put away, leaving only one dangling outside.Then continue to the place where the old man and the old lady are resting.

To be honest, the human form is really not as convenient as the dog form, and she doesn't dare to fly lightly, after all, she is alone, and it is easy to be caught and tied to the chain if she wanders casually. Master Pi is just naive and uneducated but not Silly.

A yellow dog gallops down the street, very fast, and when on the main road with no people, her speed exceeds twice the speed of sound at one point, and the supersonic speed comes to a sonic boom that sometimes even makes the town along the way I heard bursts of exploding farts, popping.

After running for half an hour, Master Pi was really tired, so he found an old house with no one to rest on his stomach, but it was still tens of kilometers away from London, but Master Pi couldn't bear it because he didn't eat anything. Living.

After it entered the house, it searched around first, and then found a bat monster in the basement, which is what people call a vampire. Mr. Pi squatted next to the sleeping vampire and pondered for a long time. He originally planned to eat it, but he thought Maybe eating indiscriminately would cause diarrhea, so she endured the hunger and grabbed a few mice to stuff between her teeth.

At midnight, the poor vampire woke up. It was happy to see a dog lying next to it. After all, it was a blessing to be able to catch food without going out of the den.

But just when he was about to approach, Master Pi slowly raised his head. In the darkness, her eyes glowed with a faint blue light. With the rhythm of her breathing, fox fire would escape from her mouth and nose, long The long canines shimmered dangerously.

"Oh... sorry, my friend." The vampire said, and then slowly lay back in the coffin: "Good night."

After speaking, it closed the lid of the coffin again, and not long after, its lid was lifted by Master Pi, and then Master Pi squatted in front of it, tilted his head and looked at it up and down, the noble vampire was so scared that he lost sleep on the spot Although their race is domineering in front of humans, they are still highly sought after.But in the case of being both demons, they are really low-level. The one in front of you looks like a very high-end one. If the other party wants it, it can be chewed as a snack.

Master Pi didn't talk nonsense, he just pointed to the wallet next to the vampire's pillow.

"This?" Although the language was poor, the vampire still understood what Master Pi meant, picked up the wallet and handed it to Master Pi tremblingly.

Master Pi turned into a human with a bang, picked up the wallet and rummaged around, and found Bailaiou, she curled her lips: "Poor."

Early the next morning, Master Pi left this crappy place. She went to the street to buy some fried fish and hamburgers, and had a very good breakfast. Hungry enough to eat mice, what else is there to choose from hamburgers?

Although Mr. Pi did not understand English, she followed her all the way to London, and then she began to look for the places where the old men and women were stationed, but she searched for a long time but there was no result. In the end, Mr. Pi had no choice but to On the road, people with yellow skin and black hair would be beaten up if they spoke Japanese, Korean or English. After beating four people, she finally caught one who spoke Chinese.

"London? This is Edinburgh, you're going the wrong way."

Master Pi, who went the wrong way for the second time, suppressed his grief, then asked his little brother to borrow a phone number and made an international long distance call.

"I got lost twice..."

After connecting, Master Pi cried on the spot, looking very miserable.

After Xiao Zhang knew the situation, he asked her to stand there still, then turned around and walked into the illusion of spirit, and then walked out from the alley behind Master Pi in an instant. When Master Pi saw him, he saw him. Just like his own father, he swooped up and cried.

The moment Xiao Zhang appeared, the entire Western God Realm lit up with red lights. Within 3 minutes, the pedestrians on the street suddenly stopped moving, and then more than twenty main gods all appeared around Xiao Zhang.

Because according to the rules, there are only two reasons for the sudden appearance of guardians, one is to impose punishment, and the other is to conduct surprise inspections, no matter which one it is, it means that someone is going to be unlucky, and they naturally have to show up to accompany them all the way.

"She ran around and lost her way." Brother Zhang explained to the big bosses around him, "I'll take her back."

Knowing that the guardian was just out looking for a dog, the bosses of all parties could not help but breathe a sigh of relief. On the surface, they politely invited Brother Zhang to stay and play for a few days, but in their hearts they kept praying that he would leave quickly.

"No, I still have my own business." Little Brother Zhang rejected their invitation: "You guys go about your business."

After speaking, he dragged Master Pi and disappeared in place.And the moment he disappeared, the surrounding people and cars resumed their movement again, but the people in the whole city lost 5 minutes inexplicably, 5 minutes passed in a trance even though they didn't do anything.

Back at the small restaurant, Master Pi cried very sadly. Getting lost twice in a row made her question her identity. Her self-esteem was already fragile, but now she found that she couldn't even be a dog. That kind of frustration Feeling overwhelmed her.

Brother Xiao Zhang didn't say anything, but was amused by her bewildering behavior. On the contrary, it was Master Pi's younger sister Coral.

"It's very dangerous for you to do this. If you are caught by their powerful people, you will be dragged to the farm to look at the gate." Coral said.

"They will feed you dog food, let you herd sheep, and finally let you breed with border cattle." Coral continued.

"If you encounter a pervert, you will be stewed with star anise, fennel, cinnamon and carrots. The dog meat will be rolled three times, and the gods will not be able to stand still." Coral is still talking.

"If daddy finds out, he will definitely beat you to death, then peel off your skin to make a mattress, hang it on an X fish, sell it for [-] yuan, and then eat KXC family barrels." Coral said seriously.

"Oh... I said."

The perverted pony next to him couldn't listen anymore, he turned his head to the coral and said, "Oh, the body temperature is 37 degrees, how can you say such cold words?"

Coral immediately closed his mouth and said nothing, while Master Pi looked at Xiao Ma at this time, and said in a crying voice, "By the way, I'll introduce my best friend to you."

"What girlfriend?"

"Queen of the Di people."

Seeing Master Pi's expression, Xiao Ma instinctively felt that something was wrong, and then he opened a copy of the Twelve Spirits, a record of strange beasts in mountains and seas produced by the King of the Mountain, and found the Di people and the Di people queen based on keywords.

Seeing the portraits above and the descriptions of their individuals, the one that is half-man, half-fish, or an eel makes Xiao Ma frowned tightly, and after looking at it, he is entangled with his tail...

"Why? Why are you introducing me?"

Master Pi sobbed and said: "I want to ask her for help. She said that I should introduce her boyfriend. I think you are quite perverted and suitable for her."

"Lao Tzu..." Xiao Ma squeezed the phone so tightly that he crushed the screen of the phone: "I really..."

Xiao Ma, who always has a poisonous and damaged mouth, didn't know how to scold Master Pi for a while, so he could only crush the phone into scrap iron, then turned his head and said to Shan Shan: "Can you go and ask your dad to skin her now?" Make a mattress, and I'll help you get the link."

Coral nodded: "Okay."

In the evening, the story of Master Pi has been widely circulated. She was ridiculed by the guests in the restaurant in reverse. What?" "It's strange, you said that this dog can also get lost, the world is full of wonders."

At this time, Master Pi would blush and stand up to fight, using rhetoric such as "unfamiliar with the place of birth" and "impaired language" to cover up the fact that she is a waste, but no matter how she fought, the small restaurant Because of her, everyone will be full of joy.

At this moment, the Di people have been waiting in the sea for three days. They were hungry to eat squid and thirsty to drink dew, but they waited and waited until Mr. Pi waited for a group of people who looked very similar to them but not exactly the same. The soldiers surrounded them.

The two teams of murlocs confronted each other in the English Channel. Due to the language barrier, the atmosphere was very tense and their swords were on the verge of breaking out.Di people are aggressive, and the opponent doesn't seem to have a good temper.

Finally, on the fifth day after Master Pi left, a war broke out between the two sides in the strait. Queen Di led [-] warriors to chase the murlocs who claimed to be the Atlantean gods all the way to the depths of the Atlantic Ocean. The Atlantis Protoss dispatched seahorse knights, and the Diren Queen ordered [-] elite shark cavalry to rush forward!The two sides fought back and forth, with each other winning and losing, and the Atlantic Northwest became a mess.

In the end, the Atlantis Protoss dispatched the Bermuda ghost ship array and injured the Queen of the Di people. The Queen of the Di people fought hard and issued a summoning order to ask for help from the seven major aquariums in the mountain and sea world.

After the seven major aquariums joined the battlefield, the situation turned around. The eastern aquarium had almost surrounded Atlantis, but they summoned the sleeping ancient Naga through blessings. The super large individual of more than ten meters has a very terrifying storm ability And the toxin ability, all of a sudden, the Eastern Aquarium couldn't stand it anymore and had to retreat [-] nautical miles to rely on favorable terrain such as the trench to give the opponent a snipe, and the ancestor of the Di people, Meng En, also took effect, and the Jiaolong team joined the battle, so the tug-of-war was like this At the beginning, both sides were very tenacious and brave. For a while, the seabed was riddled with holes, and inexplicable storms, volcanoes and undercurrents filled the entire Atlantic Ocean.

The scale of the submarine war is getting bigger and bigger, and even attracted the attention of the overlords of the four oceans. During this period of time, strangers are not allowed to enter the entire Atlantic Ocean. Hundreds of waterways...

And Master Pi, who had been sleeping on the bed for four days, suddenly sat up from the bed early this morning, and woke up his younger sister who was sleeping next to him. She slapped her thigh: "It's over, forget about the murloc leader!"

(End of this chapter)