What to do with a full-scale life

Chapter 339

Today's New Year's Eve is probably the most deserted New Year's Eve in the small restaurant, because many people are busy outside and can't come back, and the plague is spreading faster than everyone expected, so the number of people celebrating the New Year here this year is directly reduced by half many.

Five days before New Year's Eve, Xiao Zhang started to prepare this year's New Year's Eve dinner menu as usual. He stood at the counter with his butt pouted, scratching his head while thinking about what to cook this year.

This year is the year of the tiger, so the main dish should be related to tigers, but obviously you can’t eat real tigers, so Xiao Zhang racked his brains to write a cold tiger dish, and Lei Long, who was working as a staff officer, pointed at this dish and yelled Get up: "Rabbits are not so vegetarian, this is the main course, I beg you, I count on this once a year."

Brother Zhang looked up at him, poked his forehead with the tip of a pen, took a deep breath and said, "Then tell me what to do."

"How about tiger skin stuffed with green peppers?" Thunder Dragon also thought about it for a long time: "The kind with meat stuffed inside."

Little Brother Zhang thought about it and found it feasible, so he replaced the tiger dishes with tiger skin stuffed green peppers, and Lei Long nodded in satisfaction: "Well...the rest will be done according to the old rules of previous years?"

"Maybe there should be some changes." Xiao Zhang said in embarrassment: "There are a few dishes that can't be served here. The roasted bamboo rat and water snake soup must be out of order. The raw materials are banned."

"Then change it to roasted voles. I will go to Guangxi in a few days to buy some voles. Snakes, I will ask someone to go to Thailand to buy some water snakes and come back. It will be over. When the time comes, wrap it in batter and fry it. It's over." Lei Long said with a smile: "The dragon will be more troublesome, if Xu Wei tricks her little white dragon over, we will kill it with one knife, and it will last for a long time."

Xu Wei, who was sitting by the side counting the consumption of ingredients, looked up at Thunder Dragon, then shook her head and continued to work with her head down, while Brother Zhang was silent for a while and then patted his forehead: "I'll cook that kind of northern meat for you guys." Long, the noodles are steamed with meat inside."

"It's okay, anyway, everything in the whole thing looks like the little master of China."

Soon, the main course, side dishes and some other regular dishes were finished, and it was finally settled. At this time, Xu Wei raised her head and asked, "How did dragon meat come from in the past?"

"Let's talk about previous years." Lei Long took up his hand and scratched his thigh: "With the knife in hand, it's half a catty."

Xu Wei felt chills for a while, and felt that her master was sometimes so perverted that even perverts felt perverted.

But Xiao Zhang is still normal, he said with a smile: "I have never used a real dragon, most of the time it is pasta, you saw it last year, there was a tornado, that is the dragon of that year. "

"Oh... I remember, I ate several of them."

After ordering these dishes, the other regular dishes are much simpler, nothing more than fish, shrimp, crab eggs, nothing special.After all, Nian is discussing with a juvenile red dragon in the backyard about becoming an adventurer in the backyard after all, and the so-called Nian is just for everyone to have a reunion together, and this year I am afraid that even the reunion will not be complete.

"I also need to prepare [-] catties of sugar and [-] catties of chocolate, about [-] catties of various nuts, about [-] catties of fried rice candy, fried fruit crisps, and two hundred red envelopes." Xu Wei raised her head and added: "Two hundred and seven letters. This year Chang'an Lane has new recruits."

When she said that she had added a new baby, her tone couldn't help becoming happy, as if she was saying that her family had a new baby.Brother Zhang nodded again and again, and then wrote down all the necessary things.

"More children, more blessings, more children, more blessings." Xiao Zhang chanted while writing, just like what Lao Zhang did decades ago when he was still alive.

After everything was confirmed, Brother Zhang made a phone call, and then the contents of the order were delivered one after another quickly. The boss who delivered the goods for Brother Zhang was nearly [-] years old, and came to the store carrying a box The first thing I did when I was here was to cup my fists at Brother Zhang: "Holy Lord, Ankang, it's another year."

"Let's have fun together." Xiao Zhang said with a smile, "Get rich in the new year."

"Hahaha, don't expect to get rich, let's talk about it if you can survive. I'm leaving, and I'm still rushing to the next family."

While counting the goods, Xu Wei suddenly exclaimed: "Brother! A large yellow croaker weighing more than 7 catties! Did he send the wrong one?"

Brother Zhang rushed over after hearing the news, and saw that there was indeed a huge big yellow croaker swimming in the oxygenated water, about one meter long, fat and strong.According to the current market price, the value of this fish is about 5 yuan...

"I'll call and ask."

Brother Xiao Zhang called and asked the owner of the shop. The boss said with a smile that the fish was delivered correctly. In the past, giving a small gift is not a respect.

"Thank you so much."

"We should be thanking you."

Brother Xiao Zhang put down the phone, pursed his lips and looked at Xu Wei and smiled, and Xu Wei also squatted down to look at the sky-high priced big yellow croaker while smiling: "It seems that the stockpiling before was not all a waste of money."

"I'm not a big head. Zhang Yao and Xiao Ma also use this name to place orders, so that's it." Xiao Zhang thought that his magic warehouse was full of all kinds of supplies, and he didn't know how to use them. It's funny, the materials consumed in the 20 years of being lost are not even one-thousandth of the hoarded materials. One can imagine how many things these two gods have hoarded in it.

However, there is not much time to express emotion. Brother Zhang is going to start writing things on the red envelopes now. He turns on his mobile phone and picks up a brush to start writing blessings on the red envelopes. During the 20 years of being lost, he has done one more thing. Practicing calligraphy, brother Zhang's calligraphy is definitely the best now.

In Chang'an Lane, every child, whether human, demon, ghost or fairy, will get a red envelope from the Lord every year. The amount inside is not big, that is, five or ten yuan, but the meaning is huge , in this small alley, the biggest conflict in these years was because a child of one family tore up the red envelope of another family's child, and the two families were in a quarrel.It is conceivable how important this blessing from the Holy Lord is, and even every time someone in Chang'an Alley is pregnant, the first thing to do is not to go to the hospital for an examination, but to run to the Holy Lord excitedly Announcement, in order to ask for a word of "good luck" from the mouth of the Holy Master himself.

At least in Chang'an Lane, those who do not receive the blessing of the Holy Lord will definitely be looked down upon from the bottom of their hearts. Therefore, no matter how the age changes, as long as the Holy Lord is still there, Chang'an Lane will never leave, even if someone is halfway left, but many people still insist that they are from Chang'an Lane in their hearts.

The five days before the previous year could really be said to be a rush of time, almost every day was fleeting in the busyness, and it was the night of the New Year's Eve dinner in a blink of an eye.

But compared to usual, this year is really much quieter, and the mouse is still tossing about the evil god at Maozi. According to him, he found clues about the evil god there pointing to East Asia, so he will continue to stay for a few months to investigate carefully. a bit.Niu Niu was sealed in Shanxi, so he could only call Xiao Zhang to say New Year's greetings, and then promised to go thousands of miles as soon as the seal was lifted.Huniu couldn't get through because she was auditing Xiao Ma, and because the amount of money that Xiao Ma passed was too large and her identity was sensitive, she had to audit it herself.Little Snake is here. Although the school is closed due to the epidemic, she is not a person who can be free. Besides, she was also closed in school recently and was about to vomit blood, so she sneaked back in the dark.

Xiaoma...Xiaoma is being censored, and now he is almost under house arrest with Huniu. He eats well and sleeps well, but he can't run around. He watches TV and plays with his mobile phone every day. None of the movie's promises were met.

The King of the Mountain is simple. He came home, and his parents are still alive. He is the happiest of the twelve spirits. He went back to the countryside of Hu Jian’s hometown. Sitting in the sun wearing a big padded jacket and holding a bowl of sugar oranges, he looks like a fool at the entrance of the village.

So this year's twelve spirits in Chang'an Lane are only three dragons, snakes, and dogs, plus a couple of Yingzai who eat and drink.

"Happy New Year." Wugenshui greeted Xiao Zhang on the phone: "I can't go back, I can't go back this year, I won't let you pass the checkpoint, so I won't cause trouble for everyone. If you can pass the New Year Let go, I'll go back as soon as possible."

Brother Zhang responded: "It's okay, you can come back anytime."

As soon as he hung up the phone, a call came from an unfamiliar number. As soon as Xiao Zhang answered, he heard a sweet and beautiful voice from inside: "Holy Lord Wanan..."

The caller was none other than Qing Lingzi. Standing on the balcony, he was nervous as if he was about to go on a blind date. His sneaky appearance made it difficult to connect him with the identity of the millennium old monster.

"If there is a chance, if the Holy Master comes here, I will definitely entertain him well. Definitely... I will be careful, thank you Holy Master for your care."

After hanging up the phone, Qing Lingzi let out a long breath, adjusted his posture, turned and returned to the room.Although he hasn't appeared on the stage for a long time, he is not without accomplishments. Today, Qing Lingzi is already one of the best figures in the underground world, and he has even begun to think about manipulating politics.

And the place where they lived was also changed from the ordinary small villa before to a large courtyard of [-] square meters. There were also two demon dogs in the courtyard, which looked very domineering.

"Hey, the old man is full of spring breeze." Hei Guanyin walked to the table in an apron carrying the dishes: "Did you fall in love with a boy online?"

Qing Lingzi stared: "Nonsense!"

Hei Guanyin giggled and ran away, and Sai Dongfeng also came out with the dishes at the moment. Just as he was about to speak, he saw four extra red envelopes on the table. Qing Lingzi stepped forward and found that it was the Holy Master The red envelope has arrived.

Just such a devil, the moment he saw the red envelope, his eyes were red, he sat there and sighed, gently stroking the red envelope with his hand, he didn't say anything but seemed to say a lot.

"Four copies? Why can't the walking corpse also have a share?"

Sai Dongfeng wanted to reach for it but was slapped away by Qing Lingzi: "Hand full of stains!"

"You are clean, you are noble, and you are justified if you don't work."

Sai Dongfeng snorted coldly but still consciously cleaned his hands. After walking out, Qing Lingzi handed him a copy: "This is yours."

"Hey." Sai Dongfeng happily took the red envelope, and flipped through it again: "Ah, ah, it has my name! This is the first time I have received a red envelope from the Holy Master this year. It seems that you have done a good job, old man. The Lord is pleased."

When Qing Lingzi heard this, his nostrils almost flew up into the sky: "That's natural."

That's all, he raised his hand and handed a copy to Hei Guanyin: "Your."

Hei Guanyin looked confused: "I have it too? I'm not his, besides, it's just a little..."

Her bragging is indeed perfect, but before she could say that, Qing Lingzi's eyes were already bulging, and her appearance was very frightening, even a little terrifying.

"Ah...that's great." Hei Guanyin hurriedly rubbed the soles of his feet with oil: "I also have a red envelope..."

"Why are you so angry with her? It's not like you don't know her outspoken nature. When you really lead her to meet the Holy Master someday, she can't be more cute than anyone else." Sai Dongfeng smoothed things over: "New Year's Eve Well, she's still a child."

"You almost stacked up her buffs." Qing Lingzi said angrily, and then casually threw the last red envelope on the face of the blood glutton who was watching TV on the sofa: "You bastard, you can't get up yet!" !"

Blood Glutton smiled and sat up from the sofa, played with the red envelope and said cheerfully, "I have it too..."

"It's all there." Sai Dongfeng walked up with a smile on his face and slapped the blood glutton on the head: "Holy Lord, I haven't even forgotten you, a waste."

The number one general under Qing Lingzi back then is really a complete waste now, what he does every day is lie on the sofa, eat, drink and watch TV, and he doesn't move much all year round, because his brain is not very good, so it's a big deal. The trivial things are now basically Qing Lingzi and Hei Guanyin are on the field to compete with Dongfeng to manage internal affairs, and the number of times this "violent general" is on duty is not even as good as the two walking corpses under Qing Lingzi's hands.

At this time, Hei Guanyin carried up the disabled girl who had been brought back from Xiaobaga. She has gradually recovered under the care of Qing Lingzi during this period, and her legs can barely stand and walk, because it is a laboratory product. , so it is impossible to live longer than 12 years old, but who is Qing Lingzi?A generalist who can make the Twelve Spirits fall apart by himself, who has both civil and military skills except love, how can a small 12-year limit limit him?
"Wow!"

Hei Guanyin suddenly screamed, and Qing Lingzi immediately turned around and reprimanded: "Don't be surprised."

"Look, old man!" Hei Guanyin pointed to the news screen on the TV: "What kind of monster is this? Isn't this too disgusting? They dare to touch it with their hands? Damn..."

Qing Lingzi turned his head to look at the TV, and found that the news program said that a meat ball with a height of more than three meters was found in a cave in the mountainous area of ​​Tainan, and the content of the news now is to follow the reporter's camera to find out.

"You can't live by doing your own crimes." Qing Lingzi snorted coldly, then walked to the tablet of the first generation of the Holy Master and knelt down respectfully. After three sticks of incense, he stood up and said, "They will know what they have provoked later."

"Tell me, old man! I'm curious."

"Eat first, or I'm afraid you won't be able to eat anything."

(End of this chapter)