Love Apartment: My Girlfriend Hu Yifei

"Teacher Zeng, you are too imaginary!"

Lin Wanyu said with a smile.

"False? Am I false! You don't know how far it is from 3601, then to 3602, and then back to 3601!"

Zeng Xiaoxian hastily retorted.

No one would admit that he is vain, and he is not vain, it's just that he lacks exercise.

Hu Yifei mocked:

"Grandpa Zeng, the food delivery people think you need to exercise, you should move! If you save time, you just get up from the bedroom, and then go to the bathroom to brush your teeth and wash your face. This journey will exhaust you to death!"

"Hahaha……"

Everyone laughed.

They also knew that he was the one who exercised the least in the apartment.

Come back from work every day, if everyone is not chatting in the bar downstairs, then he is definitely lying or sitting in the apartment.

Anyway, I can sit, never stand.

If you can lie down, you can definitely sit.

"Teacher Zeng, it really doesn't work. Why don't you go to exercise with me every day from now on! Also lose the fat on your body. If you continue like this, you will become a ball sooner or later."

Lin Chen suggested.

"Please, do I usually exercise too?"

Zeng Xiaoxian argued.

Lin Chen and the others looked at him strangely. He usually does sports, why haven't they seen him before?
"Your usual exercise, isn't it just getting takeaway from the bedroom to the door?"

Lu Zhanbo said.

"It's possible! The sport he mentioned is most likely this!"

Hu Yifei said with a smile.

"Not necessarily. The exercise Mr. Zeng mentioned may also mean going to work."

Tang Youyou said.

"To him, going to work should be like running a marathon!"

Lin Chen said "seriously".

Zeng Xiaoxian rolled his eyes and said:
"Wrong, wrong, my exercise is to do [-]... [-] push-ups every morning, okay?"

"That's fine, 200 yuan, now you finish thirty, I'll pay right away!"

Lu Ziqiao said immediately.

"1000 yuan, I'll pay immediately after finishing twenty pieces!"

Lu Zhanbo said.

"5000 yuan, I will pay immediately after finishing ten pieces!"

Lin Chen said.

The other girls looked at Zeng Xiaoxian as if they were watching a show, they didn't believe that Zeng Xiaoxian could do a hundred push-ups at all.

After all, who does a hundred push-ups every morning and gets from 3601 to 3602 exhausted and out of breath?

"Hey! You don't believe me, do you? Well, I'll tell you Brother Xian that I rule all kinds of dissatisfaction!"

Zeng Xiaoxian gave a cold snort of disdain, stood up and clapped his hands.

Lin Chen and Lu Ziqiao understood what he meant, and pulled the table and chairs in front of them to make room for Zeng Xiaoxian.

"Look! Let me show you how good my body is, Brother Xian!"

After doing some warm-up exercises, Zeng Xiaoxian lay down on the ground.

"You guys watch for me!"

After finishing speaking, he knelt on the ground with both legs, and did his "push-ups" with difficulty on his upper body.

Everyone in Lin Chen: "..."

"You guys are counting! Save yourself and say later that I have done less!"

Zeng Xiaoxian said to Lin Chen and the others while doing "push-ups" out of breath.

"Are you doing push-ups? Are you kidding me?"

Lin Chen said speechlessly.

"If it were push-ups, I could do hundreds of them in an hour!"

Lu Ziqiao said angrily.

Zeng Xiaoxian explained:

"What? Is there a problem? The aerobics training on TV is like this every morning!"

Although his "push-ups" were simpler than normal push-ups, Zeng Xiaoxian still sweated a lot on his head.

"It's only a few, and someone's sweat has already flowed so much."

Lu Zhanbo said.

"Zhanbo, I... Damn, I'm cramping, I'm cramping!"

Zeng Xiaoxian wanted to refute Lu Zhanbo, but suddenly his hand cramped.

Clutching his hands, he rolled on the ground.

Everyone was speechless again, this guy is really not a general xu, but a special xu.

"Mr. Zeng, why don't you go with me to my newly opened gym to exercise? Your body, if you don't exercise, something will happen sooner or later."

Lin Chen suggested.

"Honey, you are a regular gym, not a postpartum recovery class."

Hu Yifei teased.

Zeng Xiaoxian covered his hands, was helped up by Lu Ziqiao, sat on the chair panting heavily and said:

"Gym? Lin Chen, with my body, do I need to exercise?"

Lin Chen walked over and patted Zeng Xiaoxian's shoulders vigorously.

"Ah! Take it easy! Take it easy!"

Zeng Xiaoxian screamed in pain.

Lin Chen sneered and said:
"I've only used [-]% of my strength, and you just call it like this. Do you think you need to exercise?"

Zeng Xiao Xian:"……"

Hu Yifei looked at Zeng Xiaoxian who was screaming in pain, and sang:

"Obesity is a pain that can breathe. The flesh lives in all corners of your body~It hurts to go upstairs to breathe~It hurts to eat pizza~It hurts to drink water~"

"Hahaha--"

Everyone smiled and looked at Zeng Xiaoxian.

Should I say it or not, this song still fits Zeng Xiaoxian very well.

"Go ahead, you'll thank me after your workout!"

Lin Chen said, and patted Zeng Xiaoxian on the shoulder again.

"All right, I'll go, I'll try!"

Zeng Xiaoxian waved his hands irritably.

He knew that even if he didn't go, Lin Chen would drag him there.

Lin Chen looked at the others and asked:
"Is anyone else going?"

Lu Zhanbo and Lin Wanyu shook their heads, they both had to go to work and had no time to go.

Chen Meijia also shook her head and said:
"I'm not feeling well, you go."

Lu Ziqiao said:

"I don't need it. I exercise regularly, unlike some people."

After finishing speaking, he glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian who was sitting on the chair.

Tang Youyou refused:

"I still have to collect the deposit, I don't have time to go. As far as Guan Gu..."

"It's simple. You can make a reservation for Guan Gu first. Anyway, his opinion is never important. Then he will have two surprises. I think by then, Guan Gu will definitely commit seppuku!"

Lu Ziqiao said seriously.

As soon as he finished speaking, Guan Gu miraculously ran back from the outside angrily.

"unacceptable!"

"unacceptable!"

"I'm going to kill myself!"

Guan Gu said angrily.

"What's wrong? Are you so excited?"

Lin Chen asked curiously.

Guan Gu miraculously explained angrily:

"Brother gave me a big surprise! The delivery date of my new manga has been advanced by three months! Three months!"

"Three months... Guan Gu, can you do it?"

Lin Chen asked suspiciously.

Guan Gu miraculously sneered and said:

"Of course... no! I'm just a manga artist, I'm not a manga printr! What's even more annoying is that the big brothers have notified the media, the publisher, and the distributor, but no one has notified the author!"

After listening, Lu Zhanbo smiled and said:
"That author must have been unlucky for eight lifetimes! Hahaha!"

Everyone looked at Lu Zhanbo strangely. Doesn't this guy know that Guan Gu is the author?
Lin Wanyu slapped Lu Zhanbo in embarrassment, and Lu Zhanbo finally realized it, and immediately withdrew his smile.

"I was the last one to know! The last one!"

Guan Gu said miraculously and irritably.

"It's okay, Guan Gu, there are still many big surprises, and you are the last to know."

Lin Chen whispered in his ear.

"what?!!"

Guan Gu looked at Lin Chen in amazement, not understanding what Lin Chen meant.

Lu Ziqiao explained:

"What Lin Chen means is that surprises are like chocolate candies in a box, you never know how sticky the next one will be."

Guan Gu is miraculous: "..."