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Chapter 107 Gewuge is crazy! 【Ask monthly ticket】

Chapter 107 Gewuge is crazy! 【Ask monthly ticket】

After the food table and the vat were lifted down, the ox cart was brisk.The old scalper produced by the system is smarter than the common soil turtle scalper. It doesn't need to be driven by people.

Cows stink!

Wang Luowen took a deep breath, ready to strike the gong to start the task!
Hey!
This deep breath doesn't matter, the smell of sour bamboo shoots permeates the toilet paper in her nostrils and hits her forehead straight!She groaned, and the nausea made her stretch her neck and eyes, her muscles popped out!
Let's not talk about the wonderful mission that is about to start on her side.After Xiao's soldiers mourned their comrades, they couldn't let them lie on the ground like this, so they found a stretcher and covered them with straw mats to carry them away.

Not far away, Cheng Canjun came over anxiously.He was about to come over to inspect the gate of the city, and happened to meet the reporter.If he had known that such a thing would happen, he really shouldn't have made such a fuss and sent troops to protect Miss Wang!
Whoa!Cheng Canjun groan, this smell is wrong!This stink will last at least ten days. It won't stink like this!
He stepped forward and lifted the straw mat!

"Haha." The "corpse" under the straw mat stretched its waist and opened its eyes.

Boom!
Boom!
Two stretchers were thrown on the ground one after the other!
At this time, there was also a "bang" gong sound from the direction of the city gate.

Wang Luowen knocked the gong to attract people's attention, and he didn't dare to say any opening remarks, for fear of violating the mission rules!
So after knocking, she could only sit on the horse and wait.

Looking forward to coming soon!Another headache for a while, and someone coming over, she will have to embarrass herself in broad daylight!

Alas, the task is completed this time, and she can't get along in Bingzhou City anymore!
The food distributing office on the side of Xin 2 and Xin 9 is already busy.

Those who lined up early in the morning to exchange for relief food were all those who collected enough locusts yesterday but did not receive the food.This is basically the case now. Collect the locusts today and wait in line the next morning.

Xin 9 whispered: "Aren't we really going to help? The girl looks like this, it must be that the teacher has given another weird mission."

"The girl didn't call us, it must be that we were talking in vain in the past. If it's not good, it's not helpful. It's better to distribute food. Ugh~ bad, the girl is at the upper air outlet, and the smell is blowing over! I'll go and ask, can I Adjust your position with us."

Xin 9 had a "you're crazy" expression on his face.

Xin 2 Tada ran over, and then ran back.

"Have you been trained?"

Xin 2 put away his playful expression and shook his head. "Do you think I'm really making fun of you? I'm just trying. If the girl gets angry, it proves that this time her teacher's task is very difficult. Sigh! Now it seems that it is not so difficult!"

After a refugee took the boiled corn, he asked Xin Er, "Little Confucian teacher, what is the female teacher doing with the stall over there?"

"I don't know. You can go over and ask."

New 2 must not speak nonsense.There are many rules and regulations in every mission of the girl division. If he talks nonsense, it will be troublesome for the girl.

The refugee gnawed the boiled corn a few times before joining the crowd watching Miss Wang.

When Wang Luo heard this, he put the kitchen knife back angrily.Xin 2, this brat, thinks she has the upper hand!
At this time, there were hundreds of refugees who were destined not to receive relief food today, and they all surrounded her far away, forming a big circle with three floors inside and three floors outside.

The refugees were tangled.What the hell is this Confucian princess doing?

What are you doing?Look at farts!Wang Luo heard the slander!Don't they all have long mouths and legs, won't they come and have a look?
As she wished, finally a daring refugee came up.

This person wanted to ask if he could be hired, just like the few refugees who helped work at the food stall, he also asked for a job.

Wang Luowen "chuckled" and stood up.

Don't miss this opportunity!Time never comes again!
She lifted the lid of the pot and scooped up a bowl of snail noodles.

Whoa!This refugee was almost hit by the huge stinky airflow!

I thought it was already smelly around!I didn't expect the smell in this tank to get worse!

He babbled and said: "Wang, girl, I, I think" He couldn't speak, his mouth squirmed faster, because the acid water in his stomach was pouring back!I can't even swallow it!

Wang Luowen yelled, "Hey! Do you want to eat? Fresh!"

While she was speaking, she held the bowl in both hands and twisted her hips left and right!
This refugee was startled!Crazy it is!Hastily waved his hands and fled.

There was laughter all around!

Some refugees even kicked the ground laughing and laughing!
Wang Luowen was really ashamed and angry, wishing he could find a crack in the ground and stick it in!
Cheng Canjun and a group of soldiers blocked their nostrils and stood in the crowd behind Wang Luowen.

Cheng Canjun didn't dare to say it: "This woman, Gewuge is crazy! Come on, you call Master Shen here! He is Tonggewu, tell him to come over and see what's going on!"

When the guard squeezed out of the crowd, someone was rushing in panickedly.

It was an old woman pulling her ten-year-old grandson.

The old woman has a very strong body, dragging a heavy sack with one hand, and pulling the young man with the other, and said angrily: "Hurry up, there must be more food! How many times have I called you! Tell you to walk faster , Walk faster! Really! Eating shit can’t keep up with the hot ones!”

Some refugees got angry and shouted: "Grandma, don't worry! No one will fight you this time, and you will definitely catch up with the hot shit!"

coax!
The crowd laughed more wantonly.

The old woman didn't know why, so she tremblingly walked towards Wang Luowen's stall. Wang Luowen stood up again and looked at the mother-in-law and grandson eagerly.

come!Come here!

The grandson of the old woman "vomited".

Then the old woman turned around and came back, angrily said as she walked, "I thought it was giving grain, but I didn't realize it was drying dung!"

Hahahaha
The refugees laughed again.

Wang Luowen was like a concubine in mourning, with drooping eyebrows and shoulders, she sat back on the mat.

"System, how are the nine competing hosts doing?"

"Ding dong. Don't worry, it's the same as you."

Take care of the hammer!
An hour later, the distribution of grain for Xin 2 and Xin 9 had been distributed, and the distribution began.

There are a total of 6 refugees hired these days.After they helped tidy up, they asked, "Two little Confucian masters, does Master Wang need us to help?"

"Go over and ask yourself." Xin 2 didn't dare to say more.

These six people respected Miss Wang very much, endured the stench, and stepped forward step by step.

The smell of sour bamboo shoots and snail powder is advancing step by step!
After they came to a distance of 10 meters from Miss Wang, every step they took forward seemed to have an extra layer of resistance like a dung pile!
Wang Luowen got up slowly.

This is six people!

Once they've eaten, only 44 counts are left!
The movements on both sides are so slow.But in the end, these 6 refugees came over.

vomit~
They and Wang Luowen wisely spit out a big mouthful of acid water on the ground before they opened their mouths.

Otherwise, the mouth can't speak!

Wang Luowen held a steaming bowl of snail noodles with both hands, made a grinning expression, and shouted loudly: "Hey! Do you want to eat it? It's fresh!"

She twisted her hips, the smile on her face didn't dare to restrain herself!The twisting crotch dare not stop!Because it might be the reason why her mood has been depressed, resulting in the value of her voice and emotion just passing the standard line at this time.

She was holding the hot bowl like this, with tears in her eyes, grinning forcedly, her expressive voice dangled in her field of vision, forcing her to tighten her crotch more.

The refugees around also burst into tears!It's laughing!

"Ding dong! Huh. Don't embarrass yourself, the host, let's take it easy, huh."

Wang Luowen dropped a tear and smashed it into the bowl.

The value of both voice and emotion has dropped by one!
Another step down!
One more step down and the bowl won't count anymore!
There is also one of the most important rules for this task, that is, the main system only sends her a hundred bowls of snail noodles!Each bowl can only be counted once!

A bowl has been wasted just now!

This bowl seems to be
"I'll eat!" The first refugee was Zhang San, who was the first refugee to hand over locusts and was the first to be hired by Wang Luowen on the first day of giving grain.

Zhang San took the bowl. He had chopsticks himself, endured the strong smell, picked it up, and took a bite. "Hey, hey!" He was so dry that his face was full of veins, but he still squatted down to the side of the food table, pretending to be willing to eat, and continued to eat the second bite.

"Ding dong! Sour bamboo shoots and snails mission completed 1! Congratulations to the host! Leading the first place for now!"

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