I am a local lord on the road to escape

Chapter 166 Poetry in one step!risk!
Making up nonsense is Wang Luowen's strength, but poetry is her weakness.

She could only cram for the time being, regardless of whether it was useful or not, she exchanged a thick pile of Tang poetry and Song Ci, and read and recited them as soon as possible from tonight to 9 o'clock tomorrow morning.

In fact, this punishment task has a certain routine.

Under normal circumstances, if she was walking on the street, no one would initiate a conversation.According to the mission rules, she can signal passers-by with her eyes.

If passers-by respond, they usually say the following types of words:
are you crazy!

roll!
Step aside!

Step aside!

Therefore, what she urgently needs to memorize are the verses and phrases that rhyme with "Let's go, get out, go, drive".Every time she found a sentence, she read it aloud and recorded it in categories.Of course, you can't all bet on these few rhymes.

When she was tired of reading, she would meditate with her eyes closed and put herself into that scene.If she was a passer-by, how would she react if someone made eye contact with her?What will you say to the other party?

Whenever she thinks of something, she immediately flips through the book, finds the rhyming lines and writes them down.

5 points in the early hours.

She applied a cold handkerchief to her face to dispel sleepiness, and entered the endorsement mode of the college entrance examination preparation state back then.

At 7 o'clock, she began to disguise herself as an old man in his sixties with a short beard, with sharp eyebrows and eyes, looking like a very paranoid and unreasonable old man.To put it another way, this "old man" looks like a stubborn old man who can't figure it out.This kind of old stubborn talk nonsense in the street, passers-by will hardly take it seriously.

At 8 o'clock, Li Te came to her ox cart.Soon, Boy Scouts and volunteers began to issue notices, and the team temporarily stayed in place.

At 9 o'clock, the "One Step into Poetry" branch punishment mission starts!

Only Li Te and Liu Teng, the middle peasant supervisors, knew that the girl had disappeared into the ox cart at this time.No one knows where she is except herself!
The location Wang Luowen was teleported to was a corner between two shops, it was so smelly and so narrow that he couldn't even open the jar.When she walked out on crutches, a passer-by was startled by her. The passer-by thought that this "old man" was hiding in a corner, and gave her a disgusted look.Unfortunately, the person left without saying a word.

At this time, a VR navigation route appeared in Wang Luowen's field of vision, with arrows indicating the direction she was walking.As she steps, the location she walked on disappears on the VR route.This means she must not back off, or the mission will be counted as a failure.

Alas, the anti-cheating measures are really strict!

This street is very spacious and you can't see the end at a glance. There are not many people walking, but there are many unkempt refugees and beggars sitting on the side of the street.

Wang Luowen walked close to the beggar and let her wink, but none of the beggars paid any attention to her.

Self-proclaimed refugees either ignore her or don't look up at all.She walked dozens of steps, and no one spoke to her.

"Ding dong. A competing host has already failed. Remind the host that the reason for this person's elimination is that he did not match the poem within 2 seconds."

Hiss!Wang Luowen gasped and became nervous.She was only thinking about finding someone to talk to, and almost forgot that there were only so many poems she had written before the battle. If someone strikes up a conversation, but the words are beyond her prediction, she must not be able to match the poems!

This is really not to be in a hurry, and not to be in a hurry!what to do?
"Ding dong. Failed to compete for the host, 2 people."

"System, I have a solution, I'm not leaving! I'll just wait there until there are 5 eliminated people."

"Alert! The host stays in place for more than 10 seconds! If there is another timeout, you will be eliminated directly!"

Uncle!She hurried on.

Um?Why do you feel more and more familiar with this Broad Street as you walk?When she saw a large open space at the crossroads ahead, she realized that this was Yecheng!

Meridian Street in Yecheng!Some time ago, she set up a tent in that open space to diagnose and treat locusts!

When she was looking at the open space, a savage man approached from east to west street. He was unusually tall, with whiskers and a big knife on his waist.The passers-by were all shocked by the reckless man's sharp breath, and they all gave way.

The reckless man glanced in the direction of Meridian Street.

Wang Luowen was terrified, and immediately looked away!It's perverted Xiao!

The last mission to assassinate the brave generals, as her NPC teammate, perverted Xiao, if he died in the Eastern Zhou Barracks, there was a "resurrection cheat", but why is he in Yecheng?
The bad thing was that she could neither stop nor turn around, so she had to walk slowly, pretending to look at the shops on both sides, hoping that the old man she was disguised would not attract the attention of the perverted Xiao.

Or say that there is no coincidence without a book!A beggar on the side of the road suddenly fell down and convulsed. People nearby came to watch, and a passerby accidentally bumped into Wang Luowen.

"I'm sorry." The passerby apologized to her.

According to the mission rules, this person is the talker!She must immediately say a line or word that rhymes with "live".

"The day of hoeing is noon." After she finished speaking, she left immediately.

When this task is actually carried out, it is too crazy.

Xiao Fangxuan slid over, with a wretched expression, and asked her, "Hey? Wait! What did you just say?"

Wang Luowen's heart frightened his throat instantly!
Bad luck!The other party is also the talker!The last word rhymes with "a".

"Across the river is still singing the flowers in the backyard." She finished speaking in a low voice, and brushed her shoulders.

Xiao Fangxuan followed her, his expression became more wretched, and he whispered: "Old man, he is quite good at tossing!"

Still rhymes with "a".

"Little bridge and flowing water."

"Where exactly?"

"a" rhyme again!
She angrily said: "Two or three houses here!"

"Why are you so loud? Say it clearly! Which two or three?"

Your uncle!Can't you change the rhyme?It all rhymes with "a"!
Her nostrils widened in anger, and according to the mission rules, she had to raise her voice again: "Knock on the door and ask the wild man!"

"Where is the savage in the city?" His voice covered her, and then he glared at those peeping passers-by, making a child grin and cry, but the adults quickly covered his mouth.

"Withered vines, old trees, dark crows!" Wang Luowen was at a loss, and his voice became high, almost revealing that he was a girl.

"What kind of duck, old man?"

"Talk about the wine!" She was trembling with anger!It's crazy!All "a" rhymes, all "a" rhymes!
"Okay, old stubborn! Curse as you please!" Xiao Fang rolled up his sleeves and put on a swearing posture!If someone who is familiar with him is here, he will know that Xiao Fangjuan is not angry at all. When this person is really angry and has murderous intentions, he often has a calm face or laughs.

"The ancient road west wind thin horse!" Wang Luowen didn't bother him, and replied while walking quickly. The verses that rhyme with "a" are almost used up, and according to the VR route instructions, there is still a half way to the end.

Xiao Fangxuan took her two steps forward with one step, and asked her, "Where did the horse come from?"

"Frost leaves are red in February flowers!" Wang Luowen's mind went blank for a second before he finally remembered this sentence!
She broke out in cold sweat instantly!At this time, the passers-by who were spying all over the street, and the perverted Xiao Xiao who messed around all over the street seemed to have turned into evil spirits!Just one second away, she will be eliminated by the main system!Ashes!This is the closest time she has faced being eliminated by the main system since she crossed over!
"Ding dong!" The system spoke quickly: "Five hosts that failed to compete are enough!"

Huh. Huh. After picking up a life, she could only hear the sound of panting as if she was lack of oxygen.

Suddenly, Xiao Fangxuan grabbed her by the neck, so much that her feet were off the ground.

"You, you're not crazy!" The anger on his face disappeared, and he grinned, showing his white teeth.

Finally, it no longer rhymes with "a"!But in this state, she failed to speak the corresponding lines within two seconds.

The mission is over!She was very dangerous, she was the 6th out, and she didn't have to pay the price of her life!

"Ding dong! Life body quantum transmission, ready to return!"

Wang Luowen felt a pulling sensation in his body instantly, which proved that the quantum transmission channel had been opened!In this state, she will not lose her life!
"Are you the rescuer invited by the monkey?" She raised her head and shouted!She must take root in perverted Xiao's heart!
Hu Lvjie, the patrol captain who rushed over, just heard this shout, and almost tripped himself!
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