I am a local lord on the road to escape

Chapter 177 This mission has an anti-routine!
The capital of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty, Shengle City.

Xianjing Lane.

Like the previous few days, Bo Xigang went out with a basket of plums and sat down at the entrance of the alley to sell them.

This Bo Xi clan man in his early 40s joined the army to conquest the Jie tribe and conquer the Qiang people in his early years. He obtained the military post of "Centurion Commander" and later retired due to injury.

However, when the Eastern Zhou Kingdom attacked the Southern Song Dynasty this time, the battle line was too long, so that the troops and supplies could not keep up. Even the taxes in Shengle City rose again and again, and the people suffered unspeakably.

Bo Xigeda had no choice but to chop down his own plum tree before it was ripe, and exchanged plums for food every day, which was just enough to make ends meet.

Unexpectedly, someone from the Tunbing Battalion yesterday informed him that he would go to Jiankang City, the capital of the Southern Song Dynasty, with the Eastern Zhou Army, which had set off for the third round, to fight in the streets.

Jiankang City is too big, and it is difficult to wipe out the remnants of the Han people. After leaving, Bo Xijieda doesn't know if he will come back.

Bo Xigeda, who had lived in a wimp for several years, was honored as a hero by his neighbors in Xianjing Lane because he regained his title of "Centurion".

But no one knew that the current him was temporarily parasitized by a Han girl named Wang Luowen.

Wang Luowen's assassination target: a member of the Bo Xi clan, named Piada.Age: 42 years old.

That's right, her assassination target is "herself"!
Suicide is not allowed!
Assassination method: break the casserole to the end!

Task rules: Starting from selling plums, anyone who buys plums from her requires her to argue with each other with every word. If she doesn't know how to argue, just eat a bite of plums.For this reason, the main system set up a Xianbei language bridge for her.

Task completion criteria: Someone sincerely bought her plums!Even if you sell one, it's considered mission accomplished!

This task is synchronized with the time of the outside world. In order to save transmission costs, Wang Luowen has already been mad in this body all night.Fortunately, she believed that Li Te was smart, and she must have understood that she was suspended animation in the bullock cart, and she was on a mission again.

Come to buy and sell!

"How do you sell plums?"

"Do not sell!"

"Not for sale? Then why are you sitting here with a basket of plums?"

"Show off!"

The man left annoyed.

Not long after, an old woman came over and asked, "Is the plum sweet?"

"acid!"

"Sour plums are still on sale?"

"What? Selling sour plums breaks the law?"

"Smelly mouth, no one bought yours! Hmph!"

This sentence is not easy to argue with. Wang Luowen picked up the plum and took a bite.

ha!She bared her teeth and let out a sour breath!No wonder these plums are green and not ripe at all!One mouthful made her teeth sour, tears and snot all came out!
The old woman smiled and left without being angry.

According to the mission rules, before no one talks to Wang Luowen, she can't say anything or do anything related to selling plums, otherwise the mission will fail.

While waiting tediously, she looked at the passers-by and found that the people in Shengle City looked very interesting.The good-looking ones are particularly good-looking, and the ugly ones are ugly in their own way, and they hardly have ordinary looks.

Although she doesn't have a mirror to look at, the Bo Xiren she lives on now is definitely not good-looking. You can tell it by touching it. It has a garlic nose, a wide mouth, and a square face.

"Bo Xi, are you selling plums again?" A gentleman walked out of Xianshui Lane from behind, and greeted her with a smile.

This is not a good word, Wang Luowen gnawed on the sour plum depressed.

The man said: "Your plums are not easy to sell. They are all green. You must specify sour."

"You are sour when you are green? I see that your face is quite green, is it also sour?"

"What are you talking about? You have a square face!"

"What's wrong with Fang? Is it hurting you?"

"Hey, I told you, Bo Xipi. Forget it, I'm going to fight the war right now, I don't want to talk to you!" The man walked away quickly.

Too bad, this sentence didn't make sense again, the other party left, and she still had to eat sour plums.

Before biting, Wang Luowen had a conditioned reflex, her sore cheeks hurt, so she took a sip lightly.

"Ding dong. Warning, the host has too little food. If you warn more than three times, the mission will fail."

Depend on!She quickly took a big bite, her facial features wrinkled into a "囧" shape, and communicated with the system: "Why are you so strict?"

"Strictness is the bottom line of fairness! Ahem."

Understood!There must be a main system or another temporary system proctoring.

For a while, her mouth was still twitching with acid, and her eyes were bloodshot with acid.

Two children ran over with their companions, squatted down in front of the basket and sucked their saliva.Their father came over with a load, a merchant who sold groceries.

"Father, doesn't my mother like to eat sour these days? Why don't you buy some plums for my mother?" said the older boy.

"Success." The merchant asked, "My lord, how do you sell sour plums?"

"Who said it was sour plum?"

"Success. Then how do you sell your sweet plum?"

"Who said it was sweet plum?"

"Then what Lee are you talking about?"

"Why should I say that?"

"Success. I said it myself! Don't care if it's sour or sweet, how can you sell it?"

"Why did you tell me?"

"Heh." The merchant didn't want to bicker and cause trouble, so he told the two boys to leave.

The younger child ran back again and asked, "Since you put the plums in the basket, why don't you sell them?"

"I'll sell you if I put you in the basket too?"

"Wow" the child cried.

When the merchant came back, he grabbed the boy and scolded him, "A man, what's the point of scaring a child?"

"Who says I'm capable?"

"Why are you unreasonable?"

"I'm reasonable, why did you give me money?"

"You are shameless!"

Wang Luowen bared his teeth at him, cupped his chin and said, "See clearly? There are teeth!"

The merchant was angry and took the two children away.

It's just that not long after, the merchant came back alone, and he didn't know where to unload the baskets, so he waved his pole at Wang Luowen.

A quarter of an hour later, "Bo Xipida" had a bruised nose and a swollen face, gasping for breath while gnawing on a plum.

The merchant was too ruthless and skilled, and the pole just pressed her face and slapped her. She tried her best to protect the "tool mouth", but she was still hit firmly.

The merchant relieved his hatred, cursed and left.But in the process of beating her, the other party cursed a total of twelve sentences, and she patronized and hid the pole, and didn't say a word.

So she had to eat twelve mouthfuls of plums.After eating, there were only seven green plums left in the basket.

Oh, what a mission!With this leverage method, it’s no wonder others can buy it!
Sudden!Wang Luowen came to his senses, and secretly scolded himself for being confused!

Think about it, think about it!This task sets a BUG!There is a counter-routine!
She shouldn't have sparred in the first place, not even a single word!She should let others speak, and she only needs to pay the price of eating sour plums until she arouses the kindness of others and is willing to buy plums.

This is the only way to get the job done!

As the sun shone brightly, the number of pedestrians in the streets and alleys of Shengle City increased.But those who pass by Xianshui Alley, anyone who knows Bo Xigeda, just say hello and don't buy plums; those who want to buy plums think that the green plums must be extremely sour, and none of them really want to buy them.

The sun slanted westward.

A strong wind protrudes.

Pedestrians hurried home, but no one came to ask the price of plums.

Wang Luowen sighed, her stomach was burning with pain, there was only one whole plum left in the basket, and she ate the rest.What's worse is that the remaining fruits of the plum tree in Bo Xi's house are smaller and greener. If the task cannot be completed today, the chances of tomorrow will be even slimmer.

At this moment, the merchant who beat her up this morning took the burden and hurried back with the two children.

The merchant still remembered what happened in the morning, and glared at Wang Luowen angrily.

Wang Luowen looked at the other party dejectedly, then stared at the basket.

The little boy shook the merchant's hand and begged in a low voice, "Father, father, just buy a sour plum for grandma."

The merchant had no choice but to come over and see that the basket was surrounded by plum pits, and there was only one whole plum left in the basket.

Why don't you be sour!The merchant cursed secretly.He didn't want to talk to the plum seller Qiaozuizi, so he took out a palm-sized grain bag, threw it into the basket, and took the plum away with a "hum".

The two children bounced and walked away from the merchant. Wang Luowen suddenly had a stomachache and convulsions. He vomited blood and fell down at the entrance of Xianshui Alley.

"Ding dong. The task of stabbing the centurion is complete!"

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