I am a local lord on the road to escape
Chapter 182 The Horse Girl and the Cowboy
Chapter 182 The Horse Girl and the Cowboy
He stared at Wang Luowen's long face with a size 49 shoehorn, and asked, "Is the girl's surname Ma? Tsk, tsk, tsk! When your mother gave birth to you, it must have been difficult for a long time, right?"
Wang Luowen flicked his bangs, facing the mountain wind, standing with his hands behind his back, pretending that the other party was playing P!She asked him again: "Your Majesty, do you know where this place is? I was originally in Fengyang Plain, and I came to this mountain in just one step. Sigh, I have to believe that there are really ghosts and gods in this world!"
Xiao Fangxuan nodded his head and took a step closer. Suddenly, he launched a challenge!
But as soon as he was in the tiger's pounce posture, he and Wang Luowen's brains were all stabbed in severe pain!
"Depend on!"
"day!"
The two cursed loudly, all hugging their heads in pain!
what's the situation?
After a few breaths, the pain disappeared.
Wang Luowen took a few breaths, and when he saw the surname Xiao glaring at her and wanting to kill her, he immediately reached out to stop him: "Don't act rashly!"
"I didn't forget to move!"
With Xiao Fangjian's shout, she didn't know when the other party picked up a stone and was about to throw it at her.
instantly!The pain in the minds of the two of them was unbearable again!This taste is like being drawn out.
Wang Luowen lay down and rolled on the ground in pain, and didn't dare to scream, because the sound would shake his head and hurt even more.
Xiao Fangxuan was not brisk, his face and neck burst out with blue veins, and he half knelt on the ground in pain. When the pain of more than [-] breaths passed and he could lift his face, his eyes were bloodshot!
Uncle!Isn't this a curse?Wang Luowen understood. She sat up, crossed her knees, looked like a sorceress, and said, "You can't have the intention to kill me, and I can't have the intention to kill you. Between us, we should be raped." Some kind of spell!"
Curse your mother!Can Xiao Fangju be persuaded by her?He secretly raised a bit of murderous intent, he needs to try again!
Wang Luo heard the pain and rolled again!This time, it took a full minute for the pain to completely subside.
"Are you finished? Suck!" She sat up, unable to close her mouth due to the sequelae of pain, drooling, and quickly sucked it back.
Xiao Fang rein crossed his knees and put his head down, tried it out, he and the "Horse Girl" were indeed under some kind of spell, whenever he wanted to kill, he would have a splitting headache, and the pain lasted longer than each stroke!If there was another wave, he would probably be rolling all over the floor.
"Remember! Whenever you want to harm my brother, even if my brother loses his head, he will kill you! Suck!" He couldn't close his mouth anymore, and sucked in his saliva.
"Beep!" The temporary system went online and broadcast in Wang Luowen's mind: "Welcome Wang Luowen, the host of Plane 78, to enter the copy of 'Journey to the South'. The first mission is to go down the mountain with your teammates to Orion Village and kill Jia Tuhu."
Wang Luowen got up and said: "My lord, if you believe me, follow me down the mountain. Let's cooperate and find an opportunity to return."
Xiao Fangxuan got up silently and followed her.
The hillside is very steep. Fortunately, there are dense forests, and we can rely on individual trees to block the rush down the hill.
Wang Luowen was thinking about the reward of "opening the treasure chest", so he had nothing to say: "I come from Fengyang Plain, where is your husband from?"
"Same."
"What's your name, sir?"
"My surname is Niu."
"Mr. Cowherd. Why does Mr. Cowherd always look at me?"
"Hmm. Miss Ma, has your face always been this long?"
"Don't slap people in the face when you hit them, or expose your faults if you swear! Just pretend I didn't say anything."
"Haha!" Xiao Fang reined in joy.
A few birds startled in the forest.
Whoosh!He threw a stone, shot down the bird that was flying at the end, then smiled at her, and regretfully said: "It seems that I can't kill you."
Wang Luowen was furious, this fellow never gave up!Try it with a bird!
"To tell you the truth, it's useless to kill me! If you want to return to Fengyang Plain, just kill a butcher surnamed Jia!" She finished speaking, flicked her bangs, and rushed down the mountain at a faster pace.
Xiao Fangxuan didn't ask her why she wanted to kill Jia Tuhu, but just followed her, no matter whether Wang Luowen was fast or slow.
Suddenly, the voice of a man singing a folk song came: "There are trees in the mountains, and there are branches in the trees, and the heart is pleasing to the king, but the king does not know."
Wang Luowen looked in the direction of the folk song, and saw a woodcarrying man, she shouted happily: "Hey~ that gentleman, stand there!" Seeing the woodcarrying man stop, she quickly waved to him.
The firewood bearer also waved to Wang Luowen and the two of them.
But when she passed out of breath, the firewood-backed man took a big step back in fright, and almost fell down: "Ma Ma Ma Ma Ma Ma!"
"Yes, yes, my surname is Ma." Wang Luowen introduced himself pretending not to understand.
At this time, the firewood bearer was startled by Xiao Fangzhen again, knowing that Wang Luowen was a human and not a ghost, so he was not as scared as before.
Wang Luowen had a thick skin, and asked with a smile, "May I ask my lord, is this place far from Orion Village?"
"It's not far, I'm from Orion Village."
"The two of us were entrusted to deliver a letter to Jia Tuhu. Please point me in the direction, sir."
"I'm going back to the village, you go with me."
"Great, thank you."
Let's talk about Orion Village at the foot of the mountain. The northernmost family in the village is Jia Tuhu's family.
Jia Tuhu is collecting dried meat in the yard, and his wife Chen is cooking soup in the kitchen.
After all the jerky was collected, Mrs. Chen moved the table to the yard and served soup cakes.
The two had no children for many years, and Jia Tuhu never complained. Gradually, Chen felt that such a life was quite good.
Her husband is from outside the mountain. A few years ago, he was attacked by wild beasts and passed out on the mountain. Her father found it while hunting and carried it back.
The first time Chen saw Jia Tuhu, he was attracted by his handsome appearance. During the days of taking care of Jia Tuhu, Jia Tuhu also developed affection for her.
Recalling this, Chen smiled, she put down the bowl, and found her husband-in-law's bright eyes looking at her with joy, she immediately felt that this day is so good.
Okay, scare her all.
My husband and son-in-law came from outside the mountain, didn't they ever think about going back?
Mrs. Chen has been careful all these years, as long as her husband and son-in-law don't mention Li Shan, she will never take the initiative to mention it!
But how can the world always go as one wishes!
"Jia Tuhu!" The villager carrying firewood shouted outside the courtyard: "Someone is looking for you, he is from outside the mountain, and they say they are sending you a letter!"
After the firewood bearer finished shouting, he pointed to the yard and said, "That's Jia Tuhu's house."
Wang Luowen worried: "Is Tuhu Jia not at home?"
The wood-carrying man said, "He must be at home! He is at home at this time every day!"
"Success, then we will wait by ourselves, you go to work, I am sorry to trouble you." Wang Luo saluted upon hearing this.
The firewood-carrying man was quite embarrassed, and went back like Wang Luowen. When he left, he muttered dissatisfiedly: "This Jia butcher is really, it's not that he can't hear you, why don't you open the door for the guests!"
At this time, on the dining table in the yard, the soup bowl was still steaming, but Jia Tuhu was no longer there, only Mrs. Chen lay unconscious on the table.
"Go up." Wang Luowen signaled Xiao Fangrein.
"Say it again."
"Please come on."
Xiao Fang rein climbed over the courtyard wall and opened the door from the inside.
Wang Luowen came in and closed the door.
Xiao Fangxuan ignored Mrs. Chen, he picked up the broom at the base of the wall, and threw it towards the door of the main room. At the same time, he quickly pressed his body against the wall of the kitchen on the side, and slowly rubbed towards the door of the kitchen.
Wang Luowen hid under the dining table in a very useless way, and she even pinched Chen's leg, making sure that he was really unconscious.
The entire courtyard, in the silence, reveals the imminent chill!
boom!
A fire stick was smashed out of the kitchen window, Xiao Fangxuan grabbed it and smashed it back vigorously.
Jia Tuhu snorted.
But at the other end of the fire stick, Xiao Fangren didn't let go, he turned his wrist, and the fire stick seemed to be stuck to his hand with a huge force, and it "pushed" into Jia Tuhu's shoulder blade!
Jia Tuhu screamed, Xiao Fangxuan smashed the window and poked his palm, dragged him out like this, and fell to the ground.
Divide the muscles and bones, and remove the jaw!Xiao Fangxuan's set of movements is smooth and flowing, and Jia Tuhu has no way to go to heaven and nowhere to seek death.
"Are you sure you want to kill him?" Xiao Fangxuan stepped on the back of Jia Tuhu's neck and asked Wang Luowen.
She got out from under the table and nodded: "Yes!"
Xiao Fangxuan kicked his feet hard, and Jia Tuhu died of exhaustion.The person's clenched fist was loosened, and there was a letter folded into a small square inside.
"Beep! Congratulations to the host, you have passed the first level and received a reward of 1 experience points. The quantum transmission channel is about to open."
As he was about to leave anyway, Wang Luowen bent down and took the letter curiously.
boom!
Xiao Fangxuan suppressed his headache and kicked her in the face!Wang Luowen breathed out before teleportation, and died.
"Beep! Congratulations to the host for obtaining 2000 surprise index points for opening treasure chests."
Thank you friends for the reward: farming essays that don't distinguish between grains.
Thanks to the friends who gave the monthly pass: Farming Wen, which does not distinguish between five grains; Little Coke who loves peaches; Liangyi Wangyue.
I also thank Q Reading for giving away a monthly pass: Yoyo Luming.
(End of this chapter)
He stared at Wang Luowen's long face with a size 49 shoehorn, and asked, "Is the girl's surname Ma? Tsk, tsk, tsk! When your mother gave birth to you, it must have been difficult for a long time, right?"
Wang Luowen flicked his bangs, facing the mountain wind, standing with his hands behind his back, pretending that the other party was playing P!She asked him again: "Your Majesty, do you know where this place is? I was originally in Fengyang Plain, and I came to this mountain in just one step. Sigh, I have to believe that there are really ghosts and gods in this world!"
Xiao Fangxuan nodded his head and took a step closer. Suddenly, he launched a challenge!
But as soon as he was in the tiger's pounce posture, he and Wang Luowen's brains were all stabbed in severe pain!
"Depend on!"
"day!"
The two cursed loudly, all hugging their heads in pain!
what's the situation?
After a few breaths, the pain disappeared.
Wang Luowen took a few breaths, and when he saw the surname Xiao glaring at her and wanting to kill her, he immediately reached out to stop him: "Don't act rashly!"
"I didn't forget to move!"
With Xiao Fangjian's shout, she didn't know when the other party picked up a stone and was about to throw it at her.
instantly!The pain in the minds of the two of them was unbearable again!This taste is like being drawn out.
Wang Luowen lay down and rolled on the ground in pain, and didn't dare to scream, because the sound would shake his head and hurt even more.
Xiao Fangxuan was not brisk, his face and neck burst out with blue veins, and he half knelt on the ground in pain. When the pain of more than [-] breaths passed and he could lift his face, his eyes were bloodshot!
Uncle!Isn't this a curse?Wang Luowen understood. She sat up, crossed her knees, looked like a sorceress, and said, "You can't have the intention to kill me, and I can't have the intention to kill you. Between us, we should be raped." Some kind of spell!"
Curse your mother!Can Xiao Fangju be persuaded by her?He secretly raised a bit of murderous intent, he needs to try again!
Wang Luo heard the pain and rolled again!This time, it took a full minute for the pain to completely subside.
"Are you finished? Suck!" She sat up, unable to close her mouth due to the sequelae of pain, drooling, and quickly sucked it back.
Xiao Fang rein crossed his knees and put his head down, tried it out, he and the "Horse Girl" were indeed under some kind of spell, whenever he wanted to kill, he would have a splitting headache, and the pain lasted longer than each stroke!If there was another wave, he would probably be rolling all over the floor.
"Remember! Whenever you want to harm my brother, even if my brother loses his head, he will kill you! Suck!" He couldn't close his mouth anymore, and sucked in his saliva.
"Beep!" The temporary system went online and broadcast in Wang Luowen's mind: "Welcome Wang Luowen, the host of Plane 78, to enter the copy of 'Journey to the South'. The first mission is to go down the mountain with your teammates to Orion Village and kill Jia Tuhu."
Wang Luowen got up and said: "My lord, if you believe me, follow me down the mountain. Let's cooperate and find an opportunity to return."
Xiao Fangxuan got up silently and followed her.
The hillside is very steep. Fortunately, there are dense forests, and we can rely on individual trees to block the rush down the hill.
Wang Luowen was thinking about the reward of "opening the treasure chest", so he had nothing to say: "I come from Fengyang Plain, where is your husband from?"
"Same."
"What's your name, sir?"
"My surname is Niu."
"Mr. Cowherd. Why does Mr. Cowherd always look at me?"
"Hmm. Miss Ma, has your face always been this long?"
"Don't slap people in the face when you hit them, or expose your faults if you swear! Just pretend I didn't say anything."
"Haha!" Xiao Fang reined in joy.
A few birds startled in the forest.
Whoosh!He threw a stone, shot down the bird that was flying at the end, then smiled at her, and regretfully said: "It seems that I can't kill you."
Wang Luowen was furious, this fellow never gave up!Try it with a bird!
"To tell you the truth, it's useless to kill me! If you want to return to Fengyang Plain, just kill a butcher surnamed Jia!" She finished speaking, flicked her bangs, and rushed down the mountain at a faster pace.
Xiao Fangxuan didn't ask her why she wanted to kill Jia Tuhu, but just followed her, no matter whether Wang Luowen was fast or slow.
Suddenly, the voice of a man singing a folk song came: "There are trees in the mountains, and there are branches in the trees, and the heart is pleasing to the king, but the king does not know."
Wang Luowen looked in the direction of the folk song, and saw a woodcarrying man, she shouted happily: "Hey~ that gentleman, stand there!" Seeing the woodcarrying man stop, she quickly waved to him.
The firewood bearer also waved to Wang Luowen and the two of them.
But when she passed out of breath, the firewood-backed man took a big step back in fright, and almost fell down: "Ma Ma Ma Ma Ma Ma!"
"Yes, yes, my surname is Ma." Wang Luowen introduced himself pretending not to understand.
At this time, the firewood bearer was startled by Xiao Fangzhen again, knowing that Wang Luowen was a human and not a ghost, so he was not as scared as before.
Wang Luowen had a thick skin, and asked with a smile, "May I ask my lord, is this place far from Orion Village?"
"It's not far, I'm from Orion Village."
"The two of us were entrusted to deliver a letter to Jia Tuhu. Please point me in the direction, sir."
"I'm going back to the village, you go with me."
"Great, thank you."
Let's talk about Orion Village at the foot of the mountain. The northernmost family in the village is Jia Tuhu's family.
Jia Tuhu is collecting dried meat in the yard, and his wife Chen is cooking soup in the kitchen.
After all the jerky was collected, Mrs. Chen moved the table to the yard and served soup cakes.
The two had no children for many years, and Jia Tuhu never complained. Gradually, Chen felt that such a life was quite good.
Her husband is from outside the mountain. A few years ago, he was attacked by wild beasts and passed out on the mountain. Her father found it while hunting and carried it back.
The first time Chen saw Jia Tuhu, he was attracted by his handsome appearance. During the days of taking care of Jia Tuhu, Jia Tuhu also developed affection for her.
Recalling this, Chen smiled, she put down the bowl, and found her husband-in-law's bright eyes looking at her with joy, she immediately felt that this day is so good.
Okay, scare her all.
My husband and son-in-law came from outside the mountain, didn't they ever think about going back?
Mrs. Chen has been careful all these years, as long as her husband and son-in-law don't mention Li Shan, she will never take the initiative to mention it!
But how can the world always go as one wishes!
"Jia Tuhu!" The villager carrying firewood shouted outside the courtyard: "Someone is looking for you, he is from outside the mountain, and they say they are sending you a letter!"
After the firewood bearer finished shouting, he pointed to the yard and said, "That's Jia Tuhu's house."
Wang Luowen worried: "Is Tuhu Jia not at home?"
The wood-carrying man said, "He must be at home! He is at home at this time every day!"
"Success, then we will wait by ourselves, you go to work, I am sorry to trouble you." Wang Luo saluted upon hearing this.
The firewood-carrying man was quite embarrassed, and went back like Wang Luowen. When he left, he muttered dissatisfiedly: "This Jia butcher is really, it's not that he can't hear you, why don't you open the door for the guests!"
At this time, on the dining table in the yard, the soup bowl was still steaming, but Jia Tuhu was no longer there, only Mrs. Chen lay unconscious on the table.
"Go up." Wang Luowen signaled Xiao Fangrein.
"Say it again."
"Please come on."
Xiao Fang rein climbed over the courtyard wall and opened the door from the inside.
Wang Luowen came in and closed the door.
Xiao Fangxuan ignored Mrs. Chen, he picked up the broom at the base of the wall, and threw it towards the door of the main room. At the same time, he quickly pressed his body against the wall of the kitchen on the side, and slowly rubbed towards the door of the kitchen.
Wang Luowen hid under the dining table in a very useless way, and she even pinched Chen's leg, making sure that he was really unconscious.
The entire courtyard, in the silence, reveals the imminent chill!
boom!
A fire stick was smashed out of the kitchen window, Xiao Fangxuan grabbed it and smashed it back vigorously.
Jia Tuhu snorted.
But at the other end of the fire stick, Xiao Fangren didn't let go, he turned his wrist, and the fire stick seemed to be stuck to his hand with a huge force, and it "pushed" into Jia Tuhu's shoulder blade!
Jia Tuhu screamed, Xiao Fangxuan smashed the window and poked his palm, dragged him out like this, and fell to the ground.
Divide the muscles and bones, and remove the jaw!Xiao Fangxuan's set of movements is smooth and flowing, and Jia Tuhu has no way to go to heaven and nowhere to seek death.
"Are you sure you want to kill him?" Xiao Fangxuan stepped on the back of Jia Tuhu's neck and asked Wang Luowen.
She got out from under the table and nodded: "Yes!"
Xiao Fangxuan kicked his feet hard, and Jia Tuhu died of exhaustion.The person's clenched fist was loosened, and there was a letter folded into a small square inside.
"Beep! Congratulations to the host, you have passed the first level and received a reward of 1 experience points. The quantum transmission channel is about to open."
As he was about to leave anyway, Wang Luowen bent down and took the letter curiously.
boom!
Xiao Fangxuan suppressed his headache and kicked her in the face!Wang Luowen breathed out before teleportation, and died.
"Beep! Congratulations to the host for obtaining 2000 surprise index points for opening treasure chests."
Thank you friends for the reward: farming essays that don't distinguish between grains.
Thanks to the friends who gave the monthly pass: Farming Wen, which does not distinguish between five grains; Little Coke who loves peaches; Liangyi Wangyue.
I also thank Q Reading for giving away a monthly pass: Yoyo Luming.
(End of this chapter)
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