I am a local lord on the road to escape
Chapter 187 Can You Shut Up For A Moment
Chapter 187 Can You Shut Up For A Moment
Wang Luowen currently has three tasks in progress: saving the copy of the endangered species, fighting in the frontline and Journey to the South.
She most wanted to complete the "Frontline Jungle" task. Only after completing this task would she be eligible to receive the newly released branch support instance from the main system, and unbind the NPC native teammate, Perverted Xiao, by the way.
But the assassination of Shichang has already failed twice, and [-] experience points have to be crossed out again to start again!
People are poor and short-sighted, so they have to start Journey to the South again.She encouraged herself: Don't be afraid of being thick-skinned, you must communicate with pervert Xiao Duoduo, since it is difficult to get gratitude and surprise points from this person, then start with admiration points.
After a brief quantum teleportation.
Wang Luowen transformed himself into a 1.3-meter-long monkey-face modeler, standing proudly against the wind, standing on a boulder, waiting for the arrival of perverted Xiao.
That's right, this time she is cosplaying a monkey!
He is not as tall as last time's Zhu Gangman!And the upper body is long and the legs are short.
The so-called monkey face is not really like a monkey, but the hair on the face is more obvious than that of ordinary people, with a sharp mouth and shrunken cheeks, and eight eyebrows and eyes, which looks full of fierceness.Coupled with the fluffy and dry shawl hair, at first glance, it really looks like an unflattering big monkey!
"Well."
As soon as he heard the "huh", he knew that the abnormal Xiao had appeared.Wang Luowen turned around, under the tree not far away, Xiao Fangxuan not only had no beard this time, but even his head was bald.
This guy, baldness doesn't detract from his looks, it's unreasonable!
Xiao Fangxuan stared at her, suddenly an idea flashed in his mind, and he asked, "Have you ever heard the phrase 'Monkey Rescue Soldiers'?"
The temporary system went live at this time: "Duddu. Welcome Wang Luowen, the host of Plane 78, to enter the copy of 'Journey to the South'. The third mission is to go west to the Liusha River and hijack the warship of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty."
Hearing "Liushahe", Wang Luowen smiled slightly.
She asked the perverted Xiao: "That sentence is: Are you a rescue soldier invited by the monkey?"
"Hmm. What's the secret?"
"The mystery is right in front of you! I am a monkey, and Mr. Cowherd is a rescuer!"
"Since you know my name, it seems that you are also from Fengyang Plain?"
"Correct."
"The horse girl and the pig girl died peacefully, right?"
"Oh! A word to the Cowherd: life is death, death is life! The so-called one life two, two life three"
"With the looks of the three of you, let's have fewer babies!"
"Summer bugs can't speak ice!"
"What kind of insects are there? You can see if you can get down the rocks first?"
Which pot is not opened and which pot is lifted!Wang Luowen is now 1.3 meters tall, and the stone is [-] meters high. If she can go down, she will go down sooner.Think it's cooler up there?
"Cowherd, please help me." She bowed and begged.
"This time it's no longer 'death is life'." Xiao Fangxuan muttered, but still came over.
Wang Luowen jumped, Xiao Fangjian supported her, and she landed smoothly. "Thank you, Cowherd Lord. Let's go, we have to go west, to the bank of Liusha River, wait for a passing Eastern Zhou warship to kill the Eastern Zhou barbarians on it, and then we can go back to Fengyang Plain."
"Well."
Xiao Fangxuan could just walk behind her, but his one step was bigger than her three steps.Then he broke off a thick branch, one meter and a half long, and said to Wang Luowen, "Hold it."
What do you mean?Wang Luowen hugged the branch suspiciously, and then Xiao Fangxuan dragged the branch away.
"Mr. Cowherd is smart!"
"Well."
"Have you ever heard a ballad, Mr. Niulang? You carry the burden, and I lead the horse, and we welcome the day." Wang Luowen shut up in embarrassment, because the perverted Xiao was staring at her, and if she sang again, he would strangle her to death. malicious.
Half an hour later, the two arrived at the bank of the Quicksand River.The surface of the river is gentle, about twenty feet wide, and there are no shadows of boats at either end. It seems that we will have to wait a while.
Wang Luowen sat cross-legged on the ground, thinking about how to get perverted Xiao's "treasure box opening" reward. "The Cowherd?"
"Can you shut up for a moment?"
"I can't. Mr. Cowherd, I have a question for you. Look at that tree, there are five birds in total. If I kill one with a stone, how many are left on the tree?"
Xiao Fang rein came over and sat cross-legged opposite her.He picked out a stone from the mud and said, "Monkey girl, if you can kill one with a stone, I'll be at your mercy from now on!"
Wang Luowen took the stone and looked at the big tree ten meters away with a look of deep hatred, feeling that the probability of hitting a bird was negative. "I was just... an analogy."
"Well. The most conspicuous one is called 'Bifang'. You just call that 'Bifang'!" Xiao Fangxuan pointed to the bird on the lowest branch.
breathe!
breathe!
Wang Luowen took two deep breaths, and pointed to the river happily: "The boat is coming! Hurry up." She stood up and approached the shore with her short legs.
The boat was nine feet wide, with a double-layer structure, a black-painted hull, and armed soldiers standing on both sides. It was indeed a ship for transporting supplies.
"Hide well." Xiao Fangjuan dragged her back behind a tree to hide.There was a light mist floating on the surface of the water, and he took out the monocular binoculars given to him by the Confucian lady Wang to observe.
During the whole process, he was also looking at the monkey girl's yellow-haired head from the corner of his eye. It's a pity that she didn't look up.Then he maintained his observation posture, squatted on one knee, and said in a low voice: "There are at least 20 Eastern Zhou soldiers on board."
"Mr. Cowherd has good eyesight!"
"Can't you see clearly?"
"There is fog blocking it, and the distance is still far away, how can we see clearly?"
"Hmm. I can see it."
"That's why Mr. Cowherd has good eyesight."
"It's not because of my good eyesight, it's because of this!" Xiao Fangxuan gestured to the telescope in his hand.
"Mr. Niulang, what method do you think we can use to stop this big ship?"
Xiao Fangxuan. The dead monkey has no curiosity at all!Unable to show off, he carefully tucked the binoculars back into his inner jacket boredly.
"Mr. Niulang, if you squat over here again, your hairless head will reflect light, and people will notice you."
Xiao Fangxuan violently condensed his killing intent!
Both of them had a headache at the same time!
Afraid of creating a strange movement, Wang Luowen had no choice but to hit his head against a tree, and the external pain counteracted the internal pain!
Xiao Fangxuan gritted his teeth, his facial features were dislocated due to pain, the veins in his neck were bulging, and he was straight and rough.
When the pain lasted for a minute and a half, the scalp on Wang Luowen's forehead was gone.
"What do you mean?" She asked viciously, pressing down her voice.
"Who is hairless?"
Wang Luowen's eyes wandered, pointing at the coming big boat, he changed the subject and said, "Can Mr. Niulang stop the boat?"
"Hmm. Just thought of a way!"
"Ah! What are you doing?" Wang Luowen was shocked!
"You're delaying time on the water!" Xiao Fangjuan lifted her upside down, strode to the river, and threw her into the water.
Guru
When Wang Luowen floated up, the fellow was no longer seen on the shore.
The big ship is getting clearer and clearer in the mist!
"Help!" She opened her arms and splashed the water vigorously, shouting.
Come on, these animals!The Eastern Zhou soldiers on board all bowed at her without asking any questions!
She quickly dived to the bottom and got close to the hull.The water was muddy, and she didn't know where Xiao Fangxuan was.But she must buy time for this guy to get on the boat!
She was shot with an arrow in the waist, and kicked the water vigorously to swim around the hull.
The soldiers of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty took their boats to poke and shoot at the water splash.
If she doesn't come out of the water, she will suffocate to death!
At this time, soldiers from the Eastern Zhou Dynasty fell into the water one after another.
No need to think about it, it must be the perverted Xiao who boarded the boat, Wang Luowen hurriedly grabbed the hull and exposed his head to breathe.
The battle on the ship ended much sooner than she had imagined.
Xiao Fangxuan used a boat to lift her aboard, and all the soldiers of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty died, but who would have thought that this supply ship was not for transporting food and grass at all, but a Han prisoner ship!
There are several large iron cages in the cabin, and each iron grid is as thick as the wrist.The Han captives inside, together with the slaves at the lower level, totaled more than a hundred Han people, and they were all tortured and bruised!The most pitiful thing is that the cabin is stuffy and the air is not circulating, and a dozen people have died in the iron cage.
Xiao Fangxuan searched for things and smashed the iron cage, with a "bang", Wang Luowen lost too much blood and fell to the ground. "I, I got an arrow in my waist." She felt cold and knew that she was going to die soon.
But the temporary system has not notified the end of the mission until now!
Thanks for the money, Fang Shining presented the monthly pass.
Thank you friends for the reward: Orchid Garden of the Cherry Blossom Class; Peiyo.
(End of this chapter)
Wang Luowen currently has three tasks in progress: saving the copy of the endangered species, fighting in the frontline and Journey to the South.
She most wanted to complete the "Frontline Jungle" task. Only after completing this task would she be eligible to receive the newly released branch support instance from the main system, and unbind the NPC native teammate, Perverted Xiao, by the way.
But the assassination of Shichang has already failed twice, and [-] experience points have to be crossed out again to start again!
People are poor and short-sighted, so they have to start Journey to the South again.She encouraged herself: Don't be afraid of being thick-skinned, you must communicate with pervert Xiao Duoduo, since it is difficult to get gratitude and surprise points from this person, then start with admiration points.
After a brief quantum teleportation.
Wang Luowen transformed himself into a 1.3-meter-long monkey-face modeler, standing proudly against the wind, standing on a boulder, waiting for the arrival of perverted Xiao.
That's right, this time she is cosplaying a monkey!
He is not as tall as last time's Zhu Gangman!And the upper body is long and the legs are short.
The so-called monkey face is not really like a monkey, but the hair on the face is more obvious than that of ordinary people, with a sharp mouth and shrunken cheeks, and eight eyebrows and eyes, which looks full of fierceness.Coupled with the fluffy and dry shawl hair, at first glance, it really looks like an unflattering big monkey!
"Well."
As soon as he heard the "huh", he knew that the abnormal Xiao had appeared.Wang Luowen turned around, under the tree not far away, Xiao Fangxuan not only had no beard this time, but even his head was bald.
This guy, baldness doesn't detract from his looks, it's unreasonable!
Xiao Fangxuan stared at her, suddenly an idea flashed in his mind, and he asked, "Have you ever heard the phrase 'Monkey Rescue Soldiers'?"
The temporary system went live at this time: "Duddu. Welcome Wang Luowen, the host of Plane 78, to enter the copy of 'Journey to the South'. The third mission is to go west to the Liusha River and hijack the warship of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty."
Hearing "Liushahe", Wang Luowen smiled slightly.
She asked the perverted Xiao: "That sentence is: Are you a rescue soldier invited by the monkey?"
"Hmm. What's the secret?"
"The mystery is right in front of you! I am a monkey, and Mr. Cowherd is a rescuer!"
"Since you know my name, it seems that you are also from Fengyang Plain?"
"Correct."
"The horse girl and the pig girl died peacefully, right?"
"Oh! A word to the Cowherd: life is death, death is life! The so-called one life two, two life three"
"With the looks of the three of you, let's have fewer babies!"
"Summer bugs can't speak ice!"
"What kind of insects are there? You can see if you can get down the rocks first?"
Which pot is not opened and which pot is lifted!Wang Luowen is now 1.3 meters tall, and the stone is [-] meters high. If she can go down, she will go down sooner.Think it's cooler up there?
"Cowherd, please help me." She bowed and begged.
"This time it's no longer 'death is life'." Xiao Fangxuan muttered, but still came over.
Wang Luowen jumped, Xiao Fangjian supported her, and she landed smoothly. "Thank you, Cowherd Lord. Let's go, we have to go west, to the bank of Liusha River, wait for a passing Eastern Zhou warship to kill the Eastern Zhou barbarians on it, and then we can go back to Fengyang Plain."
"Well."
Xiao Fangxuan could just walk behind her, but his one step was bigger than her three steps.Then he broke off a thick branch, one meter and a half long, and said to Wang Luowen, "Hold it."
What do you mean?Wang Luowen hugged the branch suspiciously, and then Xiao Fangxuan dragged the branch away.
"Mr. Cowherd is smart!"
"Well."
"Have you ever heard a ballad, Mr. Niulang? You carry the burden, and I lead the horse, and we welcome the day." Wang Luowen shut up in embarrassment, because the perverted Xiao was staring at her, and if she sang again, he would strangle her to death. malicious.
Half an hour later, the two arrived at the bank of the Quicksand River.The surface of the river is gentle, about twenty feet wide, and there are no shadows of boats at either end. It seems that we will have to wait a while.
Wang Luowen sat cross-legged on the ground, thinking about how to get perverted Xiao's "treasure box opening" reward. "The Cowherd?"
"Can you shut up for a moment?"
"I can't. Mr. Cowherd, I have a question for you. Look at that tree, there are five birds in total. If I kill one with a stone, how many are left on the tree?"
Xiao Fang rein came over and sat cross-legged opposite her.He picked out a stone from the mud and said, "Monkey girl, if you can kill one with a stone, I'll be at your mercy from now on!"
Wang Luowen took the stone and looked at the big tree ten meters away with a look of deep hatred, feeling that the probability of hitting a bird was negative. "I was just... an analogy."
"Well. The most conspicuous one is called 'Bifang'. You just call that 'Bifang'!" Xiao Fangxuan pointed to the bird on the lowest branch.
breathe!
breathe!
Wang Luowen took two deep breaths, and pointed to the river happily: "The boat is coming! Hurry up." She stood up and approached the shore with her short legs.
The boat was nine feet wide, with a double-layer structure, a black-painted hull, and armed soldiers standing on both sides. It was indeed a ship for transporting supplies.
"Hide well." Xiao Fangjuan dragged her back behind a tree to hide.There was a light mist floating on the surface of the water, and he took out the monocular binoculars given to him by the Confucian lady Wang to observe.
During the whole process, he was also looking at the monkey girl's yellow-haired head from the corner of his eye. It's a pity that she didn't look up.Then he maintained his observation posture, squatted on one knee, and said in a low voice: "There are at least 20 Eastern Zhou soldiers on board."
"Mr. Cowherd has good eyesight!"
"Can't you see clearly?"
"There is fog blocking it, and the distance is still far away, how can we see clearly?"
"Hmm. I can see it."
"That's why Mr. Cowherd has good eyesight."
"It's not because of my good eyesight, it's because of this!" Xiao Fangxuan gestured to the telescope in his hand.
"Mr. Niulang, what method do you think we can use to stop this big ship?"
Xiao Fangxuan. The dead monkey has no curiosity at all!Unable to show off, he carefully tucked the binoculars back into his inner jacket boredly.
"Mr. Niulang, if you squat over here again, your hairless head will reflect light, and people will notice you."
Xiao Fangxuan violently condensed his killing intent!
Both of them had a headache at the same time!
Afraid of creating a strange movement, Wang Luowen had no choice but to hit his head against a tree, and the external pain counteracted the internal pain!
Xiao Fangxuan gritted his teeth, his facial features were dislocated due to pain, the veins in his neck were bulging, and he was straight and rough.
When the pain lasted for a minute and a half, the scalp on Wang Luowen's forehead was gone.
"What do you mean?" She asked viciously, pressing down her voice.
"Who is hairless?"
Wang Luowen's eyes wandered, pointing at the coming big boat, he changed the subject and said, "Can Mr. Niulang stop the boat?"
"Hmm. Just thought of a way!"
"Ah! What are you doing?" Wang Luowen was shocked!
"You're delaying time on the water!" Xiao Fangjuan lifted her upside down, strode to the river, and threw her into the water.
Guru
When Wang Luowen floated up, the fellow was no longer seen on the shore.
The big ship is getting clearer and clearer in the mist!
"Help!" She opened her arms and splashed the water vigorously, shouting.
Come on, these animals!The Eastern Zhou soldiers on board all bowed at her without asking any questions!
She quickly dived to the bottom and got close to the hull.The water was muddy, and she didn't know where Xiao Fangxuan was.But she must buy time for this guy to get on the boat!
She was shot with an arrow in the waist, and kicked the water vigorously to swim around the hull.
The soldiers of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty took their boats to poke and shoot at the water splash.
If she doesn't come out of the water, she will suffocate to death!
At this time, soldiers from the Eastern Zhou Dynasty fell into the water one after another.
No need to think about it, it must be the perverted Xiao who boarded the boat, Wang Luowen hurriedly grabbed the hull and exposed his head to breathe.
The battle on the ship ended much sooner than she had imagined.
Xiao Fangxuan used a boat to lift her aboard, and all the soldiers of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty died, but who would have thought that this supply ship was not for transporting food and grass at all, but a Han prisoner ship!
There are several large iron cages in the cabin, and each iron grid is as thick as the wrist.The Han captives inside, together with the slaves at the lower level, totaled more than a hundred Han people, and they were all tortured and bruised!The most pitiful thing is that the cabin is stuffy and the air is not circulating, and a dozen people have died in the iron cage.
Xiao Fangxuan searched for things and smashed the iron cage, with a "bang", Wang Luowen lost too much blood and fell to the ground. "I, I got an arrow in my waist." She felt cold and knew that she was going to die soon.
But the temporary system has not notified the end of the mission until now!
Thanks for the money, Fang Shining presented the monthly pass.
Thank you friends for the reward: Orchid Garden of the Cherry Blossom Class; Peiyo.
(End of this chapter)
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