I am a local lord on the road to escape

Chapter 218 Makes You Crazy!
That night, Wang Luowen spent 10 experience in exchange for a high-level weapon: a mountain armored robot, referred to as: octopus!
Because this mecha looks like an octopus!Good at climbing cliffs and dangerous peaks, it is the armed authority that is only released after the fifth-level rich peasant status.

Its eight powerful mechanical claws can adjust the height of the top cockpit at will. When encountering an enemy, up to five mechanical claws can be released for physical combat, and the remaining three claws can still walk like flying.

In addition, the octopus has three free "ejection electromagnetic gun" attacks every day, which can target and kill enemies within a range of 5 meters wide and 50 meters long.

It's a pity that the number of electromagnetic guns will be invalid if they are not used on the same day, and they will not accumulate.

Other advantages of Octopus include: built-in trace elimination plug-in, cockpit suspension and stability plug-in, navigation plug-in, robot butler autopilot plug-in, chameleon plug-in, over-distance detection of life signs plug-in.

The only disadvantage: it can take up to ten people, and the "trailer compartment" cannot be installed.

"Ding dong! Wang Guiling, the total experience value is only 10. Hmph!" Although the search system is angry, it also understands that the host will live in Yanshan for a long time, and this kind of mountain climbing mech will be equipped sooner or later.

It was night, Wang Luowen, Li Te, and Xin Yi left the Rubik's Cube Fortress in Octopus.

The speed of the octopus climbing the mountain is so fast that it is insane!
The robotic arm can be adjusted up to 50 meters above the ground, and every step it takes, the shortest is more than 30 meters!In the places passing by, the trampled trees, crushed vegetation and soil will be restored immediately after being hanged by the trace-removing plug-in.And the trace removal plug-in also includes mute when walking.

In the cockpit, there is a ring-shaped three-dimensional image close to the four walls, which is the same as "Yanshan Xiaoxiaole". You can let the robot butler zoom in or manually zoom in on which map you want to see.

"It's amazing!" Li Te was amazed.

"Yeah." The stern Xin 1 echoed.

Wang Luowen smiled, and took a look at Xin 1. This Xiao Lang, who obviously kept bursting with admiration and surprise values, also pretended to be cool.

Immediately afterwards, she sensed the Q version of the Muzha icon above her head, complaining that the temporary system in the aid copy was not reliable at all.She is in the outside world, and the Q version of Mu Zha's facial features and animal skin patterns can still be seen clearly.

Nothing but cheap!
"Ding dong. Why is it cheap! The host is not earning as fast as spending money now. Huh? Host host, surprise is here! The main system suddenly released a 'super welfare' task! The task description is... only one point in advance: if you don't participate, you will regret it! "

"I'm dizzy! What kind of explanation is this?"

"The system is dizzy!" The system imitated Wang Luowen's tone, and said anxiously: "The registration time is only half a minute. Will the host participate? Please decide immediately!"

"join!"

Of course participate!Anyway, if you hesitate until the last second, you must participate, so don't hesitate!

"Li Te, I." Just as Wang Luowen wanted to communicate with Li Te, his brain waves were sent away.

In the Quantum Tunnel, the task rules are synchronized with her.

Mission Name: Make You Crazy!

Task rules: Bind three NPC native teammates separately, and trick teammates when they are fighting or killing enemies.The host appears as an incorporeal body that only teammates can see.Can't counter-kill teammates!Teammates can't counter-kill the host!

The way to trick teammates: free dubbing, but only onomatopoeia.

Reward rules: In the three mission environments, anyone who is amused by the dubbing can be converted into experience points.Each smile is worth 1000 points.

Mission end rules: The three mission environments are only 10 minutes long.Only by shouting out the transmission password "make you crazy" can you switch maps and finally return to your body.This task is synchronized with the external time.If it exceeds 10 minutes without shouting the transmission password, the host will be killed by teammates, and experience points must be paid to purchase resurrection rights.

At this moment, on the one hand, Li Te and Xin Yi looked at each other and shook their heads, knowing that the girl was sent away again and went to do the task.

On the other hand, Wang Luowen's system and system space were all sealed and appeared in the barracks of Yecheng Mansion.

Depend on!She is familiar with this place, she just came here a few days ago, the task of "telling ghost stories" and the arena where she was beaten to death by City Lord Hulu.

Huluhou was fighting with the soldiers of the government barracks. He fought three Hulu warriors alone, and the rest of the soldiers surrounded the inner three floors and the outer three floors.

Everyone here wears horns on their heads. In the cold weather, cheers and booing sounded again and again, making the atmosphere in the entire horn area noisy and hot.

Hu Lujie and the other two military captains, Hu Lvba and Hu Lv, could exchange glances.

Seeing this, Hu Luhou directly challenged the three of them: "Let's go together!"

"Ah!" Hu Lujie stepped forward and stretched out his arms, twisting with the city lord's arms!

Huluba and Hu Luba hugged the city lord's waist and pulled the city lord's legs. The strength of the four sides matched each other, and the three vowed to push the city lord down.

no~
A fart sound stunned the wrestling four.

Who put it?
Hu Luhou blushed, and he swore that he really didn't let it go, but the sound did come from behind his back.He regained his senses first, lifted and swung Hu Lujie.

The moment his vision changed back, he saw the floating white ghost.

day!here we go again!
Wang Luowen ran and ran arrogantly, she was incorporeal, except for the bound NPC, City Lord Hulu, no one could see her, and she could shuttle through anyone at will!
Huluhou cursed secretly.After being distracted for a moment, he was almost knocked down by Hu Luneng who pulled his leg.

He was about to scream up to the sky and kick away the person who locked his calf tightly, but what came out of his mouth was: "Wow!"

belch!
Huluhou shut up!
Silence!

"Pfft~" Hu Lujie didn't hold back, and burst out laughing.

Then, it was out of control, and many soldiers watching the corner game laughed out loud, but there were so many of them, who knew who was laughing.

Corner-to-arrival matches generally do not have a suspension!

Besides, Hu Luhou also noticed that no one could see the white ghost except him this time.

He immediately grimaced, and at least told the three captains of the army that there was a ghost, but just as he opened his mouth, what he said was: "Wow!"

"Wow woof" is very eager.

Silence again!

Hu Lujie sensed that something was wrong, but the other two captains of the soldiers did not. They crossed and grabbed the city lord's waist, vowing not to let the city lord move a step.

Huluhou knew that the white ghost was messing with him, so he was ashamed tonight, so he winked at Hu Lujie.

Without losing the opportunity, Wang Luowen uttered onomatopoeia: "Hush!"

"Pfft!" Hu Lujie quickly bit his lip, and suppressed his smile with a sullen face.

day!Hu Luhou felt ashamed for half his life!

The damn white ghost can actually imitate his voice!

"General, throw in the towel!" Hu Luneng increased his strength fiercely, knocking down the city lord with a bang sound, and together with the other captain, held down the city lord's waist and legs.At the same time, Hu Luneng began to count: "One, two, three"

All the government soldiers were boiling, and counted: "four, five"

If the city lord can't get up within ten breaths, it means that he has lost!

"Wang!" Hu Luhou didn't care about it, and shouted, using the shout to boost his momentum, he pressed Hu Luba under his body, and cut Hu Luneng with his legs.

"Roar!" All the soldiers stopped counting down and drank together!
The three of them worked harder, going up and down for a while, it was really rare to be able to push the city lord to this situation.

Hu Lujie pretended to be unable to intervene, but in fact he was anxiously waiting for the next hint from the city lord.

The timing is favorable!Wang Luowen immediately squatted in front of Huluhou!Deliberately aiming at the captain of the army, Hu Lu, who was sticking his head on the buttocks of the city lord, he could make a loud foley!
no~
no~~~
After two fart sounds, one short and one long, Hu Lu was able to jump up!His face was flushed and he said: "General, why don't you go to the latrine first!" He didn't smell the stench, but if it doesn't smell, it's a fart!It's all over his face!
There is no way to compare this corner to the game.

Hu Lujie quickly helped the city lord up, and first explained loudly to the soldiers: "The city lord has a bad stomach!" Then he asked in a low voice: "General, go to the latrine first?"

He was implying something, but Hu Luhou was very angry.

But Wang Luowen is currently incorporeal, deliberately shuttled back and forth from the bodies of the three captains of the army, and gestured with his mouth: "You can't hit me! Don't believe me, try?"

She crouched in front of Huluhou even more frantically, and said again: "No, no, no~" The ending sound raised, and the "no" became more and more urgent.

Hu Luneng said anxiously: "General, hurry up, don't, don't." Don't shove in your pants.

Hu Luhou gritted his teeth and let out a "Wow".

He was escorted by three captains of the military soldiers to rush to the latrine, but he had to rush. He lost all face and wanted to leave the arena as soon as possible, and he didn't come back within a month!

No no no no
As fast as he walked, Wang Luowen followed him, always dubbing his fart voice.

10 minutes is up!

"Plop!" She dubbed him a panty voice, and then said loudly: "It drives you crazy!" She was teleported away to the next mission environment.

This "makes you crazy" was heard by all three captains of the army.

"General? Is it a white ghost?" Hu Lujie suddenly realized.

The corner of Hu Luhou's mouth twitched in anger, he found that even if the white ghost left, he would not dare to speak for a while!

　Thanks to the friends who gave the monthly pass: Between the Sun and the Orchid Garden of the Cherry Blossom Class.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)