Invincible Lucky Ring

"Kao, isn't it? Who's so boring?" Tang Tian, ​​who had just returned to his kennel, hadn't had time to take out his keys when he saw a painting on his dark door panel. He could vaguely see that it was an extremely ugly pig head.

Standing at the door and admiring it, Tang Tian commented a few words by the way: "This pig's ears are obviously unreasonable. How can there be ears that are bigger than the face? Er, the nose is even more wrong, the nostrils are bigger than the eyes. No level, no level, a good pig's head was ruined like this, alas, I am really worried about the future of the motherland! It is estimated that children in the city have never seen a real pig's head these days, so it is true to draw it like this It's hard for them!"

Opening the door and looking at the pile of dirty clothes beside the bed, Tang Tian sighed, the life of Diaosi is so sad!Since he hadn't eaten for two days, Tang Tian turned on the water heater, tore open two packs of instant noodles and put them in a bowl, waiting for the water to boil.

Turn on the TV casually, and there is a lot of noise in the current affairs news.

"At present, the robbers have fled to the Huimin community on Fanshen Road. The armed police and special police of Shenzhen City have all been dispatched and are on their way to Huimin community. They are expected to arrive in 10 minutes. Now the criminal police team of the city has controlled a gangster. According to this A gangster confessed that there were three of them, and they came from three different places across the country. They planned this robbery for a month, and when they were about to succeed, they were discovered in time by Liu Xuan, deputy head of our city's criminal police team, and subdued one of them. The gangster, and the other two gangsters took a hostage and have fled to the Huimin community..."

Hearing the news from the TV, Tang Tian was dumbfounded. He originally viewed the news as entertainment news, but now he was entertained! "Huimin community? It seems that I live in Huimin community, right? Damn, if you say you rob, you can rob, and you can't rob other cities and have to come to Shenzhen to rob? Run away, run away, come to me What a waste of time to escape! Hallelujah, God, bless me, don’t let the robbers come to me, I haven’t eaten yet!”

Tang Tian's nerves are still relatively strong. Although he knows that the robbers have entered the community he is in, the community is still very big. If he thinks he won't be so unlucky, he will let the robbers find him, right?So after seeing that the instant noodles have been soaked, I picked up the chopsticks and stuffed them into my mouth regardless of Sanqi 21.

Tang Tian was enjoying his meal, when suddenly, he felt someone came in the room.Tang Tian turned his head and looked towards the door while sucking his noodles.

"Pfft, cough, cough..." When Tang Tian saw the three people at the door, he burst into tears, the robbers really came, and even came to his kennel!What a chance it is, let yourself hit the first prize!Why don't I close the door?Why not close the door?Tang Tian really wanted to slap himself both.

"Hold your head with your hands, squat down, quick, squat down for me!" one of the gangsters pointed a gun at Tang Tian and ordered.

What else could Tang Tian do?Honestly obey orders, they are robbing, this is the first time Tang Tian met a real gun, if he is disobedient, with a little force from his little finger, he will be completely doomed!

Reluctantly looking at more than half of the instant noodles left in front of him, Tang Tian helplessly squatted on the ground with his head in his hands. Although he squatted, Tang Tian still felt unsafe. For his own life, for his future Tang Tian decided to live a happy life.

Decided to beg for mercy. . . .

"Two bosses, two heroes, two good men, I was wrong, I shouldn't have come back, I strolled on the street to see how beautiful the beauties are, why do you think I will suffer this when I come back, woo woo, two Lord, I have an 80-year-old mother, a child who is waiting to be fed, and my useless wife in the middle. I am pitiful, I am aggrieved, for the sake of the whole family, I work alone, and I still owe money The boss is more than 1 yuan, woo woo..."

Tang Tian tried his best to hold back a few tears, making himself look more pitiful, and hoped that these two gangsters would forgive him for being so pitiful.

The two gangsters did not expect Tang Tian to complain to themselves with snot and tears. Seeing Tang Tian's pitiful appearance, the hearts of the two were touched. Yes, in the end he could only commit such a heinous crime for the sake of living.

Seeing the two gangsters seem to be moved by him, Tang Tian became even more excited: "Woo, when I came to Shenzhen City, I slept on the street and under the bridge, and I often had nothing to eat for two or three days. The saddest thing is, I am so pitiful, yet someone came to lie to me, I will never forget that hateful woman, she offered me a job, but sold me to an MLM organization, poor me, I have suffered so much It's so hard, I finally escaped from the MLM organization a few days ago, I didn't expect that my miserable life was not over yet, and I met you again, woohoo, I'm dead, I'm dead, people say life It's like being raped, but who can stand being raped every day, you guys kill me, shoot me, I don't want to live anymore, woo woo..."

In the end, Tang Tian simply sat down on the ground, yelling like a rural shrew. Maybe it was because he was moved by himself, or maybe it was the play that Tang Tian had just figured out. Tang Tian was crying so hard that he was about to choke. His white eyes rolled away with a snap.

The two gangsters had tears in their eyes at this time. Originally, they thought they had suffered enough, but they didn't expect to meet Tang Tian who was suffering even more than themselves. Seeing Tang Tian slapped him, one of the gangsters hurriedly Among the people who walked up to Tang Tian, ​​supported Tang Tian, ​​and pinched Tang Tian with their thumbs, after a while, Tang Tian pretended to wake up.

Tang Tian thought to himself: They shouldn't kill themselves now, right?Not to mention that my performance just now surpassed the Oscar winners, it shouldn't be a problem to be on an equal footing with them.

Seeing Tang Tian wake up, the gangster who supported Tang Tian burst into tears and said to Tang Tian: "Brother, you have suffered, I didn't expect you to be worse than our brothers, brother, don't say that brother is good for me Come on, join us, go with brother, and make sure that you will have food, play and sleep with women in the future, how about it?"

Tang Tian's eyes widened: This tm is also okay?He even dragged himself into the gang?

"Brother, please accept my bow!" In order to make the performance more realistic, Tang Tian actually knelt down and bowed to the gangster.

"Okay, okay, okay, brother, from now on, we have the same blessings and share the same difficulties!" The gangster quickly helped Tang Tian up, patted Tang Tian on the shoulder and said.

After Tang Tian stood up, he wiped away his tears. When he saw the woman kidnapped by the gangsters, it was as if he had seen a ghost, and his eyes almost popped out.

ps: I want flowers and tickets, you smash me to death