Invincible Lucky Ring

Seeing the disappearing QQ car, Tang Tian finally woke up from his surprise.

"You little girl, if you don't repair it for a day, you will go to the house to tear down the tiles. If you dare to leave your husband and me here, I will teach you a lesson when I go back at night. You can't shake your husband, hehe!" At this point, Tang Tian remembered I remember the happy feeling of sleeping with Xie Yunuo in my arms last night, especially Xie Yunuo's beautiful figure with bumps and convexes, she is an absolute stunner in the world.

The more he thought about Tang Tian, ​​the more his heart felt like a cat's paw scratching, even the younger brother in his lower body slightly raised his head.

"You're worthless, you can't take it just thinking about it now? If you do something real one day, you don't have to disarm in advance?" Feeling some swelling in his lower body, Tang Tian began to teach through his trousers Let's start with Xiao Tangtian.

"Tang Tian, ​​you dirty bastard...!" Suddenly, Tang Tian remembered Xie Yunuo's angry roar, and Tang Tian was startled, thinking that Xie Yunuo couldn't bear to leave him alone. When I came back, I heard what I said just now.

However, after Tang Tian looked left and right and carefully observed every corner several times, he did not find the slightest figure of Xie Yunuo, "Could it be my hallucination just now?" Tang Tian thought suspiciously.

"Fart illusion, have you forgotten that you are connected with Xie Yunuo now, she can feel whatever you are thinking in your heart, hehe... you will be miserable in the future, if you have anything wrong with other women Your wife will know about the idea of ​​sharing, quack...!" Xiaojian suddenly jumped out and laughed.

"I...KAO, little bitch, you bitch, how can I feel sorry for you? You actually resorted to such terrific means to deal with me? Ahhh...I don't want to live anymore, I have no privacy at all, Woooo...!" Tang Tian was crying like his dead parents, of course, his parents had died a long time ago, so the second younger brother, Xiao Tangtian, was crying like he was castrated. Ha ha……

"Are you blaming me?" Xiaojian was not happy, why should the bad guy let it do it, "Who threatened me by throwing me into the toilet and asked me to find a way to make Xie Yunuo not misunderstand you? Paralyzed, it’s better now, you’re all to blame on me, hmph, in the words of you people on Earth, you’re a typical example of killing donkeys without grinding!”

Tang Tian thought about it carefully, at that time he was indeed forcing Xiaojian to find a way, but after thinking about it again, Tang Tian found another reason to blame Xiaojian: "I admit what you said, but at that time you couldn't Do you want to find another way? Why do you use such an extreme method? Woohoo...you give me back my freedom...you give me my privacy...!"

"I'm too lazy to talk to you, huh, go to bed...!" Xiaojian used the 36 tricks he just learned to move, which is simple and effective, and it is a must-have medicine for dealing with rascals like Tang Tian.

But Xiaojian seriously underestimated Tang Tian's shameless wretchedness.

"Hey, you go to sleep, I'll throw you into the toilet and let you take a cold bath, hey, make sure you are full of fragrance, hum!" It's not that Tang Tian didn't want to threaten Xiaojian in another way, it was just that He only had this method to threaten Xiaojian, if another method could achieve his goal of threatening, Tang Tian would definitely not use such a disgusting method.

"Okay, you won, grandma, you idiot, if you have the ability, you will threaten me with this for the rest of your life, hmph!" Xiaojian confessed, and it really couldn't stand such a disgusting move.

"Hey, tell me quickly, is there any way to cancel this heart-to-heart? Or is there any way to temporarily stop it? Otherwise, you will have to worry about the beauty YY in the future. What fun is there in life?" Hearing Xiaojian let go, and Tang Tian couldn't help laughing proudly.

"The method is very simple, you just need to shout three times: Tang Tian is a big bastard, then the heart-to-heart connection between you and Xie Yunuo will be suspended for a week! As for the cancellation of the heart-to-heart connection, you have to wait until You only need to reach an advanced level in Qi training!" Xiaojian said seriously.

"Paralyzed, what the hell? If you have the ability, can you tell me what you just said?" Tang Tian said coldly, calling himself a bastard?And still yelling out loud?He Tang Tian is not stupid enough for this.He wouldn't even yell like that if you beat him to death. Of course, if you can't beat him to death, let's talk about it!

Xiaojian curled her lips and said with a helpless expression: "I guarantee with the dignity of my brain, what I just said is true, if you don't believe me, there is nothing I can do!"

"Are you sure?" Tang Tian asked suspiciously.But he still felt that Xiaojian was taking revenge on him for threatening it just now.Otherwise, there might be such a cao method?

This point really made Tang Tian guess right. Xiaojian was indeed retaliating against Tang Tian's threat to it just now. In fact, Xiaojian could break Tang Tian and Xie Yunuo's heart-to-heart connection or even suspend it at any time, but who called Tang Tian? God doesn't respect it, which came from an alien intelligent brain, all of this is caused by him, and he deserves it!

"I'm 100% sure. If you don't believe me, you can try shouting three times now. If it doesn't work, you can immediately throw me into the toilet. I will never resist. How about it?" In order to make Tang Tian believe what he said, Xiao You can only swear on the disgusting toilet.

After thinking about it for a long time, Tang Tian sighed and said, "Oh, well, I believe you, I'm paralyzed, why don't you just call me an asshole three times, it's too simple, just listen...!"

After all, Tang Tian looked around carefully, and found that there was no one in the parking lot, he was relieved, when will he not shout at this time?If a car comes in later or someone comes in to pick up the car, then I will be embarrassing.

"Tang Tian is a big bastard, Tang Tian is a big bastard, Tang Tian is a big bastard!" After three consecutive high-pitched shouts, Tang Tian only felt a emptiness in his heart, as if he had lost something he loved, very sad a feeling of.

"Okay, now your heart-to-heart relationship with Xie Yunuo is suspended for a week, even if you go to find a lady to do what men and women love to do, your wife won't feel anything." Xiaojian nodded , said with a satisfied face.To make Tang Tian suffer such a big dark loss is enough to make Xiao Jian happy for half a year.

"Don't quarrel with me, was I very sad just now? It's like the hero in the movie being abandoned by the heroine?" After the sadness just now, Tang Tian immediately put the sadness behind him, and praised himself in a self-satisfied way.

"..." For Tang Tian, ​​an extremely narcissistic person, Xiaojian was speechless.

"Squeak!" At this moment, a black Volkswagen stopped behind Tang Tian, ​​his fangs sticking out of the window and said with a smile: "I have seen a lot of people in the world. , but I have never seen myself scolding myself as a big bastard, haha, what kind of nerve did you get just now?"

"Gah? Did you hear that?" Tang Tian had a bitter expression as if he had eaten a dead fly, and now he felt ashamed.

"Well, you're so loud, if I can't hear it, wouldn't it be too disrespectful to you, haha... stop talking nonsense, get in the car!" After a big laugh, Fang Fang shouted at Tang Tian seriously.