Invincible Lucky Ring

Jiang Nanyu continued with a bitter face: "It's lucky for this guy, Gao Li Bangzi didn't care about him, but chatted with Qu Yaohua very enthusiastically, the two of them didn't understand each other, and I don't know how they talked , even gesturing and mouth-shaping, the two chatted more and more speculatively, wishing they could use burning yellow paper to worship, that was a meeting late! Later, Gaoli Bangzi took out a piece of paper before leaving, presumably to ask Qu Yaohua to sign A name or an inscription or something is just a testimony of the friendship between the two. Qu Yaohua was so happy that he picked up a pen and wrote a few big characters, do you know what this bastard wrote?"

Tang Tian shook his head speechlessly, and said, "Could it be something insulting to China's national prestige?"

Jiang Nanyu's face twitched, and he said slowly: "It's not enough to insult the country's prestige. From the perspective of angry youths, these bastards have given us Chinese people a national prestige."

"What did he write?"

"The friendship between China and the stick will last forever!"

Tang Tian was stunned, completely speechless: "..."

"The Koryo stick probably didn't understand it. He was so happy, he took Qu Yaohua's inscription and left. Brother Tian, ​​I really can't stand this bastard, so I called you to come out to relax. .”

Tang Tian sighed: "There is such a bastard brother at the stall, we usually let him order more."

"Brother Tian, ​​have you seen enough beauties on the street? Let's find some activities, it's not a problem to stare!"

"What activity are you looking for? Let's talk about it first, and the drinking will be free. I just finished drinking!" Tang Tian said.

Jiang Nanyu rubbed his hands excitedly and smiled: "I don't drink, I haven't been to an Internet cafe for a long time, let's play CS, online, my skills are very good."

So, the two found a dirty Internet cafe, and Tang Tian realized that he didn't bring his ID card when he arrived at the cash register. The most important thing was that he didn't remember his ID number.

Jiang Nanyu naturally refused to give up halfway. For a hardcore player like him who values ​​games more than women, the most painful thing in the world is not when a beautiful woman lay naked on the bed, only to find out that the other party has an aunt, but I have already entered the Internet cafe, but I can't get on the computer because I don't have an ID card.

Not long after, Jiang Nanyu smiled mysteriously, holding a small piece of paper in his hand, on which was written a long list of unfamiliar ID numbers.

"Whose ID number?" Tang Tian asked.

Jiang Nanyu smiled mysteriously and said, "Don't worry about it, anyway, we can get on the plane now, GO...GO...GO..."

After finishing speaking, Jiang Nanyu pressed the power button with excitement, and turned on the computer in front of Tang Tian by the way.

Tang Tian shrugged indifferently, he was not very keen on games, but since his brother wanted to play, he had no choice but to accompany him.

After entering the ID number, the machine was unlocked, but the two of them hadn't played for 10 minutes before they heard a siren and a series of chaotic footsteps outside the Internet cafe.

In the Internet cafe, the noisy and noisy voices around suddenly quieted down, and the quietness even made people feel a little creepy.

Tang Tian, ​​who was playing very engrossed, gradually felt something was wrong, looked up, and took a deep breath...

A dozen black pistols were pointed at his head, and the policemen in body armor were like a dozen cats that had seen a mouse. The murderous look in their eyes made Tang Tian feel a little wet in his crotch...

eerie silence...

Tang Tianxia was just about to stand up consciously, when he was flung upon by a group of policemen.

Tang Tian writhed vigorously and struggled, crying loudly: "Nimma, I just used a cheat device to play CS, what's the matter? What's the matter? It's not such a big crime, right? It's a big deal, I can't change it. Is it? In the future, you will not use cheating devices when you are killed."

Amidst the commotion, Tang Tian saw a pair of black and elegant ladies' leather shoes suddenly appearing in front of him.

A very familiar female voice seemed to be holding back a smile, and said lightly: "Let him go, I caught the wrong person..."

Tang Tiantian is almost overwhelmed, dead boy, how did I offend you?As for such a big formation? KAO, those who didn't know thought they were arresting the most wanted criminals in the country!

However, before Tang Tian could get angry in the future, Liu Xuan, who was dressed in a dashing police uniform, said with a stern face, "Although you are not the suspect we are looking for, we still have to investigate the responsibility for misusing your ID number. Let's go!" Come on, follow me back to the police station and close the team!"

After more than ten minutes, the bewildered Tang Tian and Jiang Nanyu finally understood the truth of the matter in the police car.

Tang Tian and Jiang Nanyu had complex expressions, wondering whether to cry or laugh, when Qu Yaohua called.

On the other end of the phone, Qu Yaohua was as happy as if he had won tens of millions of lottery tickets. He smiled excitedly and said, "Haha, brother Tian, ​​did you just watch the timely news? There is a silly guy in an Internet cafe who doesn't remember his ID card." So I randomly copied one from the wall of the Internet cafe, and it turned out that the number was the ID card of the jailbreaker wanted by the Public Security Bureau. The stupid B used it to surf the Internet, and was detected by the Criminal Investigation Division of the police station as soon as he turned it on. The police in Shenzhen City have been dispatched. I heard that the stupid B and the owner of the Internet cafe are on the way to the police station. Haha... Do you think it’s funny? Why is this stupid B worse than me? Wow, happy to die Old man..."

"Happy to you bastard, you're paralyzed!" After finishing speaking, Tang Tian angrily hung up the phone and turned it off, so as not to make a fool of himself in case someone who doesn't have eyesight calls and makes fun of him. Innocence is ashamed to see people.

........................

How many times have you been to the police station?

How many times?

Tang Tian buried his head in his crotch, and didn't bother to count the number of times, he was really ashamed to walk into the interrogation room!

Jiang Nanyu walked in front of Tang Tian dejectedly. The two were going to be interrogated separately. Jiang Nanyu turned his head and said apologetically with a guilty expression on his face, "Brother Tian...I'm sorry for you..."

Tang Tian's long-stored anger was aroused by Jiang Nanyu's words. As soon as Jiang Nanyu finished speaking, Tang Tian raised his foot and kicked him hard.

"I'm paralyzed. I went online and gave me the ID number of a wanted criminal. Is it possible that your head was infected by that bastard Qu Yaohua? Why are you worse than him? This time I was killed by you." Tang Tian scolded angrily.

Jiang Nanyu cried aggrievedly: "At that time, the string of numbers was so vividly pasted on the wall, how did I know it was the ID number of his wanted criminal? I thought it was the love provided by the proprietress of the Internet cafe to those underage kids What about the service..."

Tang Tiantian raised his leg again and gave Jiang Nanyu a kick, and said, "Didn't you see the big wanted word? Did you go behind the butt with long eyes?"

Liu Xuan, who was behind Tang Tian, ​​suppressed her laughter, and said seriously, "All criminal suspects, be honest!"

Tang Tian turned his head and glared at her, then snorted and said, "Okay, I know you haven't expected me well, you must have wished for me to fall into your hands, so as to satisfy your perverted psychology, hmph!"