On how the passer-by A survives in the infinite stream by bragging
Chapter 110 Do you eat walnuts? Handmade
Chapter 110 Do you eat walnuts? Handmade
Lu Renjia even gestured with his hand, and then said to Wuming, "This knife, this knife, this knife."
As soon as he finished speaking, he kept hiding above the chandelier and saw that his head was about to be chopped into several pieces.A flying head came to the rescue.It quickly fell from the chandelier, and then was quickly hit by Lu Renjia with a tray.
The window shattered, and everyone saw that there was only a big hole in the glass door of the balcony.
Lu Renjia maintained the striking posture, and asked suspiciously: "What was that thing just now? It was dark. The conditioned reflex flew away, and I don't know what it is."
Wuming was silent for a while: "...the head." It was still very big.
Lu Renjia: "Oh, the head. I thought the cockroaches in the south had grown so big. It scared me to death. It's just the head."
Player: "..." Don't you think the head is more scary! ! !If you do this, it will appear that we have no sense of existence.Usually at this time, we should start screaming to set off the atmosphere.But looking at the hole in the window, and looking at the hands that were trampled on, I really don't have the desire to scream.
Qingshou said: "!!!" My boss! ! !
Lu Renjia said to Wuming: "You continue to chop."
At this moment, there was a hasty knock on the door in the quiet room.Hearing the knock on the door, the players were shocked.I remembered that in the tenant agreement, the fourth knock must be opened.As veteran players, they quickly figured out that opening the door corresponds to death.You can dodge the first three times, but when the door knocks on the fourth time, it means that someone must die.
Lu Renjia didn't have so many worries.He heard the knock on the door and walked to the door.When holding the doorknob, all the players exclaimed: "Don't open the door!!!"
It's a pity that the players said it too late.At this time, Lu Renjia had already opened the door.The door was empty, and there was nothing.But the hearts of the players are still hanging.Just when they expected that Lu Renjia would be killed by a ghost later.
Lu Renjia walked out suddenly, then looked up.Make eye contact with the male ghost lying on the wall above the door.
Male ghost: "..." How should I put it, why didn't you follow the routine.
Lu Renjia raised her head and asked, "Is it you who knocked on my door?"
Male ghost: "..." Suddenly, I can't fix it.
Lu Renjia continued to ask, "What's the matter?" He stared at the ghost, thinking that if you can't tell, but knock on the door randomly, I will cut your eyes off.
The male ghost was stared at furiously, and said nah, "...that, it's okay."
Lu Renjia: "It's okay, you knock your ass."
Male ghost: "..." Then what can I do, is it what I want to knock?The rule is that I must knock four times a day.
Lu Renjia picked up her slippers and threw a throw at the male ghost lying on the wall.
The male ghost was hit in the face directly, and his facial features were thrown into it: "..."
Lu Renjia picked up the slipper that fell on the ground: "Damn, knock again, I'll beat you every time I see you. You idiot."
Male ghost: "..."
After teaching the male ghost a lesson, he went straight into the house and closed the door.Leaving the aggrieved male ghost on the wall: "Oh."
As soon as Lu Renjia entered the room, she saw Wuming frowning and looking at the ground.He looked over suspiciously: "Where is that hand?"
Wuming: "Cut it off."
Lu Renjia: "And then."
Wuming: "I was carried away by the other hand."
Lu Renjia: "..."
The players looked at Lu Renjia and the others, and finally couldn't help but say: "That..."
Lu Renjia turned her head angrily: "Why?"
The players said with tears in their eyes: "...Are you hungry?"
The couple who were still arguing before were now very sticky under the control of Lu Renjia and the others.Ms. Xu even recommended her husband: "My husband worked in the kitchen before, and his skills are good."
Xu Zhiwei was pushed out, and said stiffly: "...Yes, I am good at crafting. What kind of supper do you want? I can basically do it."
Lu Renjia thought for a while, and then said very bluntly: "In this case, then, I want to eat... snail noodles with stinky tofu."
The expression on Xu Zhiwei's face immediately cracked: "..." I'll get you snail noodles in the middle of the night.
Lu Renjia: "Can't do it?"
Xu Zhiwei took a more cautious attitude than ghosts: "That's right, it's not that I don't want to do it. The main reason is that there are no raw materials. It's hard for a clever woman to cook without rice."
Lu Renjia glanced at Xu Zhiwei in disgust: "...Then let's just jump over the wall like a Buddha."
Xu Zhiwei: "..." I suspect that your kid is deliberately making things difficult for me.
Lu Renjia: "That's okay too?"
Xu Zhiwei bit the bullet and said, "Let me see what's in the refrigerator first." He walked to the refrigerator and opened it.Frightened by the scene inside, he fell to the ground in an instant: "Ah—"
His wife ran over quickly: "Husband, what's wrong with you."
Xu Zhiwei said loudly, "Head..."
His wife turned her head stiffly when she heard Xu Zhiwei's words.I found that there was nothing in the refrigerator.She looked at it carefully again, and then wondered: "No, why don't you always be suspicious."
Lu Renjia and the others had also walked over at this time, and the refrigerator they saw was still empty.
Xu Zhiwei rubbed his eyes, and then realized that the scene he had seen before was no longer there.
In order to prove that he did not lie, he pointed to the refrigerator and said, "I really saw three heads neatly placed in the refrigerator."
The other players looked at Xu Zhiwei suspiciously: "Could it be your own eyesight?"
Wu Ming said at this time: "A magnetic field phenomenon."
Xu Zhiwei: "..." Is it really good for you to talk about science in such an unscientific place?
After Wuming explained, he turned around.He looked around at the people around him strangely, but there was no sign of Lu Renjia.Normally at such times, Lu Renjia doesn't like to rush forward to join in the fun.Why suddenly there was no movement at all.He was the one who ran the fastest just now, why did he disappear when he turned around?
Then Wu Ming saw Lu Renjia squatting on the ground in the middle of the living room.He walked over suspiciously and stabbed Lu Renjia in the back with a knife.
Lu Renjia turned her head and looked puzzled: "Why are you stabbing me?"
Only then did Wu Ming see that Lu Renjia was chewing something.There is also a pile of walnut shells on the ground.
Wuming: "What are you doing?"
Lu Renjia: "Crack the walnuts." He took out a crushed walnut and said, "Do you eat handmade walnuts?"
The premonition in Wu Ming's heart expanded: "What are you using to knock?"
Lu Renjia stepped aside.
Sure enough, Wuming saw his hand hidden under the cabinet, which was already red and swollen from knocking walnuts.Obviously, this hand is not the previous two hands, but a lady's hand.
When Wu Ming looked over, that hand was still resigned to fate and smashed on the walnut.Really, handmade.
Wuming: "..."
(End of this chapter)
Lu Renjia even gestured with his hand, and then said to Wuming, "This knife, this knife, this knife."
As soon as he finished speaking, he kept hiding above the chandelier and saw that his head was about to be chopped into several pieces.A flying head came to the rescue.It quickly fell from the chandelier, and then was quickly hit by Lu Renjia with a tray.
The window shattered, and everyone saw that there was only a big hole in the glass door of the balcony.
Lu Renjia maintained the striking posture, and asked suspiciously: "What was that thing just now? It was dark. The conditioned reflex flew away, and I don't know what it is."
Wuming was silent for a while: "...the head." It was still very big.
Lu Renjia: "Oh, the head. I thought the cockroaches in the south had grown so big. It scared me to death. It's just the head."
Player: "..." Don't you think the head is more scary! ! !If you do this, it will appear that we have no sense of existence.Usually at this time, we should start screaming to set off the atmosphere.But looking at the hole in the window, and looking at the hands that were trampled on, I really don't have the desire to scream.
Qingshou said: "!!!" My boss! ! !
Lu Renjia said to Wuming: "You continue to chop."
At this moment, there was a hasty knock on the door in the quiet room.Hearing the knock on the door, the players were shocked.I remembered that in the tenant agreement, the fourth knock must be opened.As veteran players, they quickly figured out that opening the door corresponds to death.You can dodge the first three times, but when the door knocks on the fourth time, it means that someone must die.
Lu Renjia didn't have so many worries.He heard the knock on the door and walked to the door.When holding the doorknob, all the players exclaimed: "Don't open the door!!!"
It's a pity that the players said it too late.At this time, Lu Renjia had already opened the door.The door was empty, and there was nothing.But the hearts of the players are still hanging.Just when they expected that Lu Renjia would be killed by a ghost later.
Lu Renjia walked out suddenly, then looked up.Make eye contact with the male ghost lying on the wall above the door.
Male ghost: "..." How should I put it, why didn't you follow the routine.
Lu Renjia raised her head and asked, "Is it you who knocked on my door?"
Male ghost: "..." Suddenly, I can't fix it.
Lu Renjia continued to ask, "What's the matter?" He stared at the ghost, thinking that if you can't tell, but knock on the door randomly, I will cut your eyes off.
The male ghost was stared at furiously, and said nah, "...that, it's okay."
Lu Renjia: "It's okay, you knock your ass."
Male ghost: "..." Then what can I do, is it what I want to knock?The rule is that I must knock four times a day.
Lu Renjia picked up her slippers and threw a throw at the male ghost lying on the wall.
The male ghost was hit in the face directly, and his facial features were thrown into it: "..."
Lu Renjia picked up the slipper that fell on the ground: "Damn, knock again, I'll beat you every time I see you. You idiot."
Male ghost: "..."
After teaching the male ghost a lesson, he went straight into the house and closed the door.Leaving the aggrieved male ghost on the wall: "Oh."
As soon as Lu Renjia entered the room, she saw Wuming frowning and looking at the ground.He looked over suspiciously: "Where is that hand?"
Wuming: "Cut it off."
Lu Renjia: "And then."
Wuming: "I was carried away by the other hand."
Lu Renjia: "..."
The players looked at Lu Renjia and the others, and finally couldn't help but say: "That..."
Lu Renjia turned her head angrily: "Why?"
The players said with tears in their eyes: "...Are you hungry?"
The couple who were still arguing before were now very sticky under the control of Lu Renjia and the others.Ms. Xu even recommended her husband: "My husband worked in the kitchen before, and his skills are good."
Xu Zhiwei was pushed out, and said stiffly: "...Yes, I am good at crafting. What kind of supper do you want? I can basically do it."
Lu Renjia thought for a while, and then said very bluntly: "In this case, then, I want to eat... snail noodles with stinky tofu."
The expression on Xu Zhiwei's face immediately cracked: "..." I'll get you snail noodles in the middle of the night.
Lu Renjia: "Can't do it?"
Xu Zhiwei took a more cautious attitude than ghosts: "That's right, it's not that I don't want to do it. The main reason is that there are no raw materials. It's hard for a clever woman to cook without rice."
Lu Renjia glanced at Xu Zhiwei in disgust: "...Then let's just jump over the wall like a Buddha."
Xu Zhiwei: "..." I suspect that your kid is deliberately making things difficult for me.
Lu Renjia: "That's okay too?"
Xu Zhiwei bit the bullet and said, "Let me see what's in the refrigerator first." He walked to the refrigerator and opened it.Frightened by the scene inside, he fell to the ground in an instant: "Ah—"
His wife ran over quickly: "Husband, what's wrong with you."
Xu Zhiwei said loudly, "Head..."
His wife turned her head stiffly when she heard Xu Zhiwei's words.I found that there was nothing in the refrigerator.She looked at it carefully again, and then wondered: "No, why don't you always be suspicious."
Lu Renjia and the others had also walked over at this time, and the refrigerator they saw was still empty.
Xu Zhiwei rubbed his eyes, and then realized that the scene he had seen before was no longer there.
In order to prove that he did not lie, he pointed to the refrigerator and said, "I really saw three heads neatly placed in the refrigerator."
The other players looked at Xu Zhiwei suspiciously: "Could it be your own eyesight?"
Wu Ming said at this time: "A magnetic field phenomenon."
Xu Zhiwei: "..." Is it really good for you to talk about science in such an unscientific place?
After Wuming explained, he turned around.He looked around at the people around him strangely, but there was no sign of Lu Renjia.Normally at such times, Lu Renjia doesn't like to rush forward to join in the fun.Why suddenly there was no movement at all.He was the one who ran the fastest just now, why did he disappear when he turned around?
Then Wu Ming saw Lu Renjia squatting on the ground in the middle of the living room.He walked over suspiciously and stabbed Lu Renjia in the back with a knife.
Lu Renjia turned her head and looked puzzled: "Why are you stabbing me?"
Only then did Wu Ming see that Lu Renjia was chewing something.There is also a pile of walnut shells on the ground.
Wuming: "What are you doing?"
Lu Renjia: "Crack the walnuts." He took out a crushed walnut and said, "Do you eat handmade walnuts?"
The premonition in Wu Ming's heart expanded: "What are you using to knock?"
Lu Renjia stepped aside.
Sure enough, Wuming saw his hand hidden under the cabinet, which was already red and swollen from knocking walnuts.Obviously, this hand is not the previous two hands, but a lady's hand.
When Wu Ming looked over, that hand was still resigned to fate and smashed on the walnut.Really, handmade.
Wuming: "..."
(End of this chapter)
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