On how the passer-by A survives in the infinite stream by bragging

Chapter 214
Lu Renjia took a look outside the door, and saw the people in the village slowly walking over.He glanced at Bai Tao: "What are you talking about! Then it's a zombie, it looks like a zombie." Then he shook his head and said, "It seems that an exciting Plants vs. Zombies tonight is inevitable." Peashooter Anonymous is not here, he is at a loss.When I came back, I appointed myself not to participate in this thrilling battle.

The faces of those zombies were painted pale, and their cheeks were painted with the same bright blush as the paper dolls.Each of them also held a red lantern swaying gently in the wind, with "囍" posted on the lantern.It was especially scary on such a windy night.One of them standing at the front looked familiar.Seeing him limping, Lu Renjia remembered, Emma dropped the old man on his phone.

Lu Renjia sighed and thought: what kind of peerless little Bailian is he.This can burn out relics just by touching it.This person treats him like a mobile phone, but he chooses it purely and makes him lame a leg.Hey, it's okay, I'll throw it again later, maybe it will be symmetrical.If the legs are to be broken, they must be broken neatly together.Is it to look down on him to leave one broken?

Players like Ying Shuling and the others who have experienced big scenes just trembled in their hearts.Then he regained his composure.Only the younger brothers behind Bai Tao looked blue, obviously strong and calm.

Those zombies were about to get close to the bamboo building, Ying Shuling and the others were on the alert, staring at the door and windows, to prevent them from rushing in from these entrances.

As a result, those zombies stopped strangely in front of the bamboo building, and then hundreds of pairs of eyes stared at the players in the bamboo building.

Rao has seen a big battle, and the players present have to break out in a cold sweat.The main reason is that there are too many of these things, dozens of them may break through the encirclement.But there are hundreds of them, and a ghost can drown them with a spit.At first they didn't think this place was big, but now they saw hundreds of ghosts standing in front of the yard, and they immediately thought how could there be so many ghosts standing in this place.Are they not crowded?
As soon as this side thought about it, someone over there asked them out for them.Lu Renjia walked out of the gate, bent down, put her hands on the railing in front of the gate, and looked at the zombies downstairs: "There are so many of you, standing still, don't you crowd? This is really a fight, we are the ones who beat you, It’s better for you to hit yourself. Can you move your hands and feet? Let’s just say, if you can’t stand up, don’t squeeze hard. It looks so sad. Just you stand in a group, brother casually throws explosives or something, you guys They can all be wiped out."

Zombies: "..."

Then Lu Renjia pointed to a male zombie who was still trying to squeeze forward and said: "It's you, don't squeeze. You don't know how fat you are. One ghost took the place of the three ghosts. Look at the place next to you Those old, weak, sick and disabled are almost squeezed out by you."

Fat Zombie: "..." He doesn't want to occupy so many positions, his main physique is like this.

The old, weak, sick and disabled who were about to be squeezed out by him: "..."

Lu Renjia didn't seem to care about these zombies at all, which greatly comforted the players.After all, the one who dares to be cheap at this time is either not afraid of death or Long Aotian.They are more willing to believe that this person is Long Aotian.

The patriarch standing at the front slowly turned his stiff head, and then took out a red card from his pocket.

The card was passed to Lu Renjia, and when Lu Renjia picked it up.Ying Shuling shouted loudly: "Can't answer!!!"

Lu Renjia looked back at her suspiciously: "???"

Ying Shuling explained: "I once heard that a ghost wrote his horoscope on red paper. If someone picks it up, it is equivalent to giving his life to the other party."

Lu Renjia didn't care about things at all: "It's okay, just give it away, I can't use it up anyway. He really wants to borrow his life from me. I guess when he dies with the life he borrowed from me, I still have to visit his grave. After all, father and son love each other deeply, and blood is thicker than water." After finishing speaking, he continued to reach out.

As a result, the hand was too short to receive it.He squatted down, reached for the invitation cards through the cracks in the railing, and said, "Look, your leg is lame because of lack of exercise. It's just a few steps, and I have to work so hard to get it. Can't you send it up? Just a few steps of the stairs, I have to rely on my own efforts."

Patriarch: "······" My leg was obviously thrown by you.Good thing I'm not a real person, otherwise I'd be really screwed.

Lu Renjia opened the card in his hand, and on it was written with a red pen: "Today, I will celebrate the friendship between Qin and Jin with my beloved wife, and I am going to visit the distinguished guests." It was just a few short strokes, and the words were vague, but everyone present understood what was meant. thing.

The patriarch also said: "Agu asked me to bring you a message. He said that you must come. After all, the bride only has relatives on your side."

Lu Renjia's brows furrowed deeper and deeper. He looked at those two lines, and after a long silence, he said: "... Could this be a letter of war!" He closed the invitation suddenly: "Okay , I accepted this challenge letter. I will beat him today, please don’t worry.” He dared to threaten him with Cuihua, if he didn’t show his power today, his grandson would really think he was an orphan.

The patriarch looked at Lu Renjia's serious expression, and shouted speechlessly: "This is an invitation card!!! It's not a letter of war!!! How did you know it was a letter of war!!"

Lu Renjia said with deep eyes: "I feel a majestic killing intent from this invitation." He nodded as he spoke, "I don't need to explain, I understand. The moon is dark and the night is dark and windy. top."

Patriarch: "..." Ma De, why can't this man understand human language?He had no choice but to explain again: "This is a wedding invitation. Seeing that you are friends during the New Year, Agu specially asked me to invite you to witness his wedding."

Lu Renjia was triggered by the word wedding: "You said why you called me so late at the banquet. If you called me earlier, I would have gone by myself. I still need you to pick me up." The more he said, the more excited he became.Of course, he was not immediately fooled: "You mean a wedding where you can eat and drink? Is it something that people eat? Could it be that there is a pile of joss sticks and paper money on the table for me to chew on?"

The head of the patriarch said with a smile on his face: "...it's a wedding, so of course people eat it."

Lu Renjia looked at the patriarch calmly: "That's not necessarily true." That's right, I mean you are not human.

Patriarch: "..." Why does it feel like being connoted.Seeing that the hall was about to be worshipped over there, the patriarch didn't care about the connotations and connotations, and shouted loudly: "The invitation has been accepted, please hurry up and get on the road."

(End of this chapter)