Need for a Guard

In his previous life, Shi Yue was an omnipotent national treasure-level special soldier. In order to carry out unexpected missions, he has dabbled in all kinds of books and read various ancient masterpieces. Although he can't write real things anyway, he still has some insights. With emotion, it can be called a typical 'eyes high but hands low'. .|

He has also dabbled in books about couplets - although he has never eaten pork, he has seen pigs run.

It is precisely because of his extensive reading that he has memorized a lot of ironic and unreliable absolutes. At this time, when his heart moves at will, he should have a shocking feeling of shocking the world.

In order to show that the pair he made fit the artistic conception, Shi Yue deliberately asked Fu Qiang to pretend to be a waiter in the shop and boil water outside the window, performing a short story full of life.

Therefore, according to the story of the swallow being haunted by smoke, the eternal absolute of "Yan Yan Yan Yan Yan Yan Yan" was born out of nowhere.

The talented people who can stand here to watch the battle can be called "extensive talents and knowledge". Even a random talented person can be more professional and more profound than Shi Yue, a layman. Absolutely, how wonderful it should be!How profound!

The reason why 'Yan Yan Yan Yan Yan Yan Yan' can be called eternal absolute is because of its beautiful artistic conception and professional skills.

In terms of artistic conception, the simple seven characters describe the swallow's unbearable smog-filled life, which is beautiful, concise, and warm!

From a professional point of view, "Yan Yan Yan Yan Yan Yan Yan" is not only the same as the seven characters, but also can be disassembled into "Yan, Yan Yan Yan, Yan Yan, Yan Yan!" 'Four concise words are still vivid and full of vitality.

This is a rare "potter's wheel grid" in couplets, and it is precisely because of the addition of this format that this couplet becomes even more difficult!

Of course, how did Shi Yue, a soldier, know the twists and turns of the eighteen bends in the mountain road?

Anyway, he only knows that this Shanglian is very difficult and abnormal. It has been hundreds of years, and there are countless great talents, but no one can match it. .|

Shi Yue didn't believe that Zeng Tong's wisdom could surpass the talents of the ages, and he matched this couplet in an instant - a pair that people can't match for hundreds of years, you can match it in just a stick of incense, and you can find it with your toes Know that this is impossible.

As for this couplet!Hehe...Only I know.

Shi Yue made up his mind: I can't match the bullshit pair you once played, but I, Shi San's pair, you want to break your head, but you can't do it.

I just want to use this spiritual victory method to torture you severely...

Hearing this eternal absolute, Zeng Tong was dumbfounded in an instant.

Just now because of his excessive excitement, he was insane, but now because of the shock in his head, he stood there blankly, turning into a dumbfounded fool!

At this time, Zeng Tong's trembling heart leisurely lifted from his chest to his throat, where it was stuck, beating restlessly.

In the messy mind, there came a question of extreme fear: how could this happen?how so?

Doesn't Shi Yue know how to fight against each other?How...how did you come up with such a tricky and unheard-of pair?

Facing the huge contrast of Shi Yue's transformation from an imbecile to a super strong in an instant, Zeng Tong once again fell into infinite panic.

Thousands of talented scholars in the field fell into silence, either bowed their heads in contemplation, or contemplated hard, the ridicule and sarcasm just now disappeared without a trace,

Yanjing, Sanmao, and Youlan hid at the back, waving their fists excitedly and shouting silently.

Yan Jing suppressed an extremely comfortable smile, and said with emotion: "Look! My master is amazing, isn't he?"

San Mao proudly said: "That's my San Mao's cheap brother-in-law, of course he is extremely powerful..."

You Lan's charming face turned into a peony flower with a charming blush, she tapped Sanmao's forehead, and said tenderly: "What's 'cheap brother-in-law'? You remove the word 'cheap', sister It's annoying to hear..."

Hong Xing, Bai Su, and Li Xianyu finally breathed a sigh of relief. The three of them held hands, leaning against the pillars of the porch, smiling at each other.

After experiencing the roller coaster-like ups and downs bestowed by Shi Yue, the hearts of the three charming girls, especially Li Xianyu, deeply felt a sense of happiness that nourished the heart.

The little loli crossed her arms, squeezed her attractive and firm breasts, her winking eyes were full of pride, she looked sideways at the three of Hong Xing, and said coquettishly: "Three sisters, do you see what I said? You are salty Don't worry about eating radishes, worry about it to pieces!"

"Who is big brother? Hmph... I sleep with big brother every night, so I understand the benefits of big brother better than the three sisters."

How can the three Hongxing sisters care about the little Lolita? After experiencing the common hidden worries about their lovers, the relationship between the three girls seems to be closer.

Bai Mochou was holding the fragrant tea, her eyes were round like copper bells, she opened her mouth wide in astonishment, staring straight at Shi Yue in a daze.

Suddenly he burst into laughter again, half of the tea in his mouth choked in his throat, and half of it was sprayed out again, splashing the face of the judge beside him.

And the judge next to him is naturally Zeng Shan...

"Ahem... Absolutely! Absolutely!"

Bai Mochou was choked up by the tea, her face was red, her ears were red, she couldn't stop coughing, and she clapped her hands and applauded, "What a good nephew! What a good son-in-law! Haha... all-rounder in civil and military affairs, this rascal has a successor!"

Zeng Shan was stunned by Shi Yue, and after being sprayed with tea by Bai Mochou, his face turned pale, uglier than a dead person!

He stared straight at Bai Mochou with squinted eyes, shot a cold light, his lips trembled, as if he wanted to ask something, but he didn't say anything in the end.

He felt disappointed and in extreme pain: Fuck you, that soldier Shi Yue bullied my son, you old bastard bullied me, could it be that you two are the nemesis of me and Zeng Tong!

Once this couplet comes out, no one in the world can compete with it!

After experiencing a brief ignorance, Zeng Tong finally forced his impetuous heart to calm down and fell into deep thought.

He thinks he is 'crossing the intestines', so he naturally has the urge to challenge the limit.

Shi Yue sat there, sipping tea leisurely, his eyes slid out of the window, seeing that Fu Qiang's cheeks were covered with black ashes from the smoke, he thought it was amused, so he couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Everyone was silent, but Shi Yue's laughter was full of provocation in Zeng Shan's ears!

Shi Yue didn't care about time, he knew that even if he gave Zeng Tong a year, he wouldn't be sorry, but... Bai Mochou, as the prospective father-in-law, took a close look at Shi Yue.

Seeing that the stick of incense was burnt, Bai Mochou slapped the table heavily with a 'snap', ignoring the splash of tea, staining Zeng Shan's body again, with frowning eyebrows, he pointed at Zeng Tong and shouted: "Zeng Tong Tong, the time has come, hurry up to this gangster!"

Zeng Shan was scalded by the splashed tea, his thighs trembled, and he thought helplessly: This bastard old rascal, while threatening my son with harsh words, disgusted me with boiling hot tea at the same time, what kind of gentleman does he call himself?Pooh... how vicious your intentions are!