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Chapter 197 Is This April Fool's Day? (1 chapter asks for subscription! Six thousand chapters ask for monthly ticket reward!)
The winner of Best Actress is Renee Zellweger, a female artist who is nearly fifty years old.

With her wonderful performance in the biopic "Judy", she finally realized her dream of Oscar after being nominated for the third Oscar.

After the queen, the best picture of this year's Oscars will be awarded.

Jane Fonda, dressed in a splendid attire, walked gracefully to the center of the stage.

At the age of eighty, she exuded unparalleled elegance and confidence. Standing in the center of the stage, she was like a star among the stars.

Jane Fonda has received many honors.

Two Oscar winners, three Golden Globe winners, two Academy Award winners, one Emmy winner, AFI Lifetime Achievement Award, Venice Lifetime Achievement Award...

However, it is estimated that most people have not seen the movies of her youth.

It seems that in the impression of many people, she was an elegant old lady from the beginning.

Jane Fonda has been doing ballet and aerobics since she was young, and perhaps because of this, she has a graceful demeanor that, even in her [-]s, doesn't look old.

However, it's not eighty, it's still girlish and elegant.

It is the kind of elegance that belongs only to 80-year-olds.

All her life, her straight posture and slender figure have always been her labels.

Whether she admits it or not, Jane Fonda is a style icon, a status that has remained unchanged for decades.

She has worn countless clothes in her life, and it is these colorful clothes that shape, piece together and complete her unique life.

However, the quiet Jane Fonda was once the most hated woman in America.

He was even criticized as a traitor.

The reason is that during the Vietnam War, she went to Hanoi alone to publicize anti-war and gave speeches criticizing the aggression of her own government.

She went from a simple entertainer to a social activist.

Putting all these aside, Jane Fonda, who was standing in the center of the stage at the moment, really exuded an elegance and calmness that most women could not match.

"The ancient gods are coming!"

"Jane Fonda is simply beautiful!"

"This temperament, I love it!"

"yyds!"

"Extraordinary child!"

"Sa! It's so sassy!"

"That's called Sa Sazi!"

"Those in their [-]s and [-]s who still pretend to be young girls should take this as their appearance!"

"What is elegance? This is elegance!"

On the barrage, although not many people have seen her when she was young, there are quite a few people who know the name Jane Fonda.

So they typed out the word elegance one after another.

On the stage, Jane Fonda took off the red coat on her shoulders, put it on her arm with a smile, and listened to the applause and cheers after the audience stood up.

At this moment, the real thing is the stars and the moon.

"thank you very much!"

Jane Fonda said in a voice that didn't age: "Raising public awareness is very important, isn't it? Tonight, we hope to show everyone that movies can affect our lives!"

"Whether it's for individuals or for society as a whole."

When she spoke, it was the tone of a social activist.

There are many people at the bottom, and I don't know if they are used to it, but the response is not so enthusiastic.

"Below, please see the nomination list for this year's best film!"

Jane Fonda didn't talk too much, and after two sentences, she directly let the big screen show the list of nominated films for this year's Oscar for Best Picture.

Unlike other awards, there are only five nominations.

In the list of the best films, there are eight films!
"Speed ​​Cars," "The Irishman," "Jojo Rabbit," "Little Women," "Marriage Story," "1917," "Once Upon a Time in Hollywood," and "Farewell My Concubine."

Each of these eight films is a movie with a lot of attention.

There are even quite a few, who have already aimed at this year's Oscars when they were filming.

Those production companies also need a few Oscar best films to enhance or consolidate their position in the industry.

People are like this, after you have a face, you still need face.

After being a whore, I always thought about setting up some memorial archways.

"Director Chen, which movie do you think will win the award?" Uncle Ge asked easily.

"It's hard to say, I like "The Irishman" and "1917". Obviously, in Chen Wuji's view, "Farewell My Concubine" has already withdrawn after winning the best director and best actor. Competition for Best Picture.

After all, the previous "Parasite" was not so awesome.

"What does Chi Yu think?" Uncle Ge asked Chi Yu again.

Chi Yu shook his head: "If it's not "Farewell My Concubine", anyone else can do it."

Uncle Ge was amused by his answer: "It's difficult. If the best picture is given to "Farewell My Concubine", I guess, Hollywood should vigorously promote the threat theory of Asian movies!"

Chi Yu was stunned.

It is indeed not impossible.

How long has it been since "Parasite" was invincible at the Oscars?
Now there is another "Farewell My Concubine", and it is still a film made by a country that is competing with the world leader, that is simply... tsk tsk.

After all, as far as "Parasite" is concerned, firstly, Kimchi Country is their horseman, and secondly, this movie vividly exposes the dark side of society.

As for "Farewell My Concubine", although it also mentioned a little bit of political things in a veiled way, actors are treated a little bit unfairly. How can more low-level people suffer unfairly and make them more excited?

After all, isn't Jane Fonda, who is as elegant as Jane, also on the road of social activist?

Therefore, neither the crew of "Farewell My Concubine", nor other people on the scene, nor the audience in front of the screen thought that "Farewell My Concubine" could win the final prize.

but!

After the introduction of the film, Jane Fonda opened the envelope and said, "The winner of the best picture is Farewell My Concubine! Farewell My Concubine!"

When she read the name of the award-winning movie.

When the toothache-inducing English name of "Farewell My Concubine" was read out, most of the people present were stunned for a moment.

Everyone was stunned!

How could it be "Farewell My Concubine"?
When Chen Wuji and the others heard the award, they were also stunned for a moment.

"Hoohoho!"

Then, cheers and applause sounded from all sides, attacking the crew of "Farewell My Concubine".

"I won the award! The best film, Promise, we won the award!" Chen Hong said excitedly.

"Fuck! This is impossible?!" Uncle Ge's jaw dropped in shock.

Chi Yu said subconsciously: "This, it won't be the same as the Oscars in a certain year. I gave the wrong envelope to the award presenter, right?"

In the history of the Oscars, there have been two awards oolong incidents.

The first time was relatively long ago. At the 30th Oscar Awards Ceremony No.[-] in [-], guest singer Sammy Davis Jr. awarded the Best Adapted Song Award to John A. Dickson.

The problem was, she got the wrong envelope.

Fortunately, the Puhua staff in the background rushed out immediately and changed the correct envelope for him.

It didn't make the oolong incident too embarrassing.

And another time, No.80, at the [-]th Academy Awards Ceremony, appeared, the most embarrassing moment in the history of Oscars—or it may be one of them, after all, what if there is an even more embarrassing moment?

That night, when the awards for best picture were finally presented.

Presenter Warren Beatty awarded Best Picture to La La Land after picking up the wrong envelope.

When the main creator cheered and celebrated on the stage, and delivered acceptance speeches one after another, the organizing committee suddenly and urgently announced—it was a mistake!

Again!

Because the final winning film was "Moonlight," it was Warren Beatty who picked up the wrong backup envelope.

And Warren Beatty explained very sorry that the envelope said Emma Stone's "La La Land"-the best actress of that year, which made him hesitate for a long time.

Host Jimmy Kimmel expressed his innocence: "This is not a prepared spoof, we really made a mistake."

Poor La La Land!
From male and female leading actors, director, screenwriter, photography, etc., the entire crew has come to the stage, and more than half of the acceptance speeches have been read.

Then I was reminded by the staff: I'm sorry, big brothers, it's not you who won the award!

Some spoof videos later, directly in the middle of the two.

Added a sentence: It's funny, let's do it again!

Chi Yu felt that this time, don't make the same oolong mistake again.

Fu Dalong and Wan Qian looked at each other in disbelief.

However, on the stage, Jane Fonda seemed to want to prove it, and said the words "Farewell My Concubine" in Chinese.

Everyone stood up. Although this was unexpected, congratulations to the crew of "Farewell My Concubine".

"Fuck!"

"Brilliant!"

"Nine nominations, five awards!"

"Four awards!"

"This level of awesomeness, "Parasite", I'm afraid it will be inferior, right?"

"What's even more frightening is that not long after "Parasite" slapped a lot of Hollywood movies in the face, "Farewell My Concubine" almost repeated the scene two years ago!"

"At the award ceremony, some people must have thought of the fear of being dominated by "Parasite" back then!"

"This is really a surprise!"

"Who still remembers Allen's prophecy at the beginning?"

"Fuck! Awesome!"

"Yes! Surprise!"

"When I won the best international film, I thought it was over!"

"And then won the best director!"

"After winning the best director, I thought the Oscar journey of "Farewell My Concubine" was completely complete!"

"As a result, Chi Yu won the first Chinese actor in history!"

"When I thought that I had completely exceeded my expectations, I could turn off the TV and not look forward to it anymore."

"Graceful Jane Fonda told me the best picture is Farewell My Concubine!"

"So I subconsciously looked at the time bar in the lower right corner of the screen."

"February 2th, yes, not April 28st, not April Fool's Day!"

"So, in one word, awesome!"

"Historic moment! Explosion! Explosion!"

"A pure foreign language movie!"

"What is a battle to confer the gods! This is the first battle to confer the gods!"

"This year can be said to be the strongest one!"

"The gods fight!"

"Director Chen Wuji is awesome!"

"I can't help but want to re-watch "The Promise", isn't it, I really didn't understand it before?!"

"Shocked!"

"666"

"23333333"

Of course, there were also some sour words being said.

"To be honest, Farewell My Concubine is still pandering to Western values."

"As Allen said at the beginning, if you don't choose this film as the best, you are discriminating against the gay community!"

"And don't they like to see the shots of special years?"

These sour words soon sank to the bottom.

No one wants to listen to these "calm" words at such a happy time.

For most people, at this moment, there is no need to pour cold water, calm down, or think about it, just saying "awesome" is enough.

At the scene, under the applause of everyone, whether willingly or unwillingly, all the staff of "Farewell My Concubine" stepped onto the stage, including the staff sitting behind.

As a producer, Chen Hong stood at the forefront.

As the director's wife, Chen Hong also had to stand at the front and speak first.

"I am so excited!"

Chen Hong laughed from ear to ear.

The lady translator appeared on camera again, with a smile all over her face.

Chen Hong calmed down and said, "I really didn't expect us to win the award. I just discussed with Director Chen about where to drink at night, and it turned out..."

After the translation lady finished translating, there was a round of applause.

"I am very glad that "Farewell My Concubine" can be liked by so many people. This shows that the excellent film language can go beyond mere words, and it allows us to understand each other."

What Chen Hong said was quite level.

After the lady translator finished speaking with a smile on her face, everyone applauded even more enthusiastically.

This sentence is very in line with the original intention of the movie, and it is also in line with Hollywood's movie concept.

"Thank you!" Chen Hong quickly ended her speech.

Subsequently, this year's Oscar ceremony officially ended successfully.

……

After the ceremony, the heat outside the venue continued unabated.

But for these people attending the Oscar ceremony, they finally don't have to put on a show in the camera, let go of their arms, have a few drinks, or get drunk.

"Chi Yu, come, have a drink with me." Chen Wuji had already had several drinks.

Chi Yu picked up the wine glass, and suddenly realized that what he was drinking was baijiu!

"Director Chen, where did you get the white wine? If you have any, pour me some. This champagne is too boring to drink." Chi Yu hurriedly asked for wine.

"The hotel provides it."

Chen Wuji looked surprised, and said again: "It's just that the taste is a bit off, not very authentic."

"It doesn't matter if it's authentic or not, as long as it's baijiu."

As Chi Yu spoke, he called the waiter and said, "Please give you some white wine, thank you!"

"Okay, Mr. Film King!"

After the baijiu arrived, I took a sip. It was indeed not very authentic, but at least it was not fake.

So the two drank two glasses.

After two cups, Chen Wuji put his hand on Chi Yu's shoulder, and said with a little drunkenness: "We are so awesome! I really didn't expect that a "Farewell My Concubine" would bring us to this point!"

"I didn't think about it either. At first I just thought, we made a good movie."

"I'm so old now, even if I win an award, it's at most consolidating my status in the world. But Chi Yu, you're different."

Chen Wuji said: "This movie star capital will give you a platform that you couldn't imagine before. I dare say that tomorrow morning, you will receive countless scripts!"

Chi Yu nodded, a director was already promoting himself just now.

"How is the situation in Hollywood? To be honest, I haven't really been in it, so I can't give you any useful advice."

Chen Wuji added: "My only suggestion is that after you go back, you can visit Cheng Long and Li Lianjie, after all, they have worked hard here."

"Well, thank you Director Chen, I will." Chi Yu nodded seriously.

"Okay, I just got the best actor, let's not talk about these work matters."

Chen Wuji clinked a glass with him again, patted his shoulder vigorously, and said: "Tonight, let's get drunk and don't think about other things."

"you too."

"Oh, and, be careful, the women here are quite open!"

"..."

Chi Yu turned around with a dark face, and then saw Camilla Moloney.

And next to Xiao Li and Tobey Maguire.

"Wow! Late, come on, you have to have two drinks with me!"

Seeing Chi Yu, Xiao Lizi said with a smile, and then saw Chi Yu's cup: "What kind of wine are you drinking?"

"What's the matter with our baijiu over there, do you want to try it?" Chi Yu raised his glass.

"No, absolutely not! Your baijiu, my God!" Xiao Li shook his head again and again, obviously he must have been tricked by baijiu.

"Why, isn't liquor good?" Tobey Maguire and Camilla Moloney didn't know, and they both looked curious.

"It's not that it tastes bad, it's that kind, how should I put it, it's a bit spicy!" Xiao Lizi finally found a suitable adjective from his memory.

"Spicy? I have to taste it," said Tobey Maguire.

Then call the waiter.

At this time, Camilla Moloney also said: "I want to have a drink too."

Chi Yu smiled and added another glass.

Xiao Lizi hesitated to speak.

However, thinking of the ugly state of drinking baijiu back then, a look of anticipation appeared on his face.

After a while, the liquor was delivered.

"Pfft!" Tobey Maguire imitated Chi Yu, took a big sip, and sprayed it directly.

And Camilla Moloney just took a sip, but she also spit out her cute little tongue hotly.

"Hahahaha!"

Xiao Lizi almost couldn't stand still with a smile.

"What is this? Chi, how did you do it? God, I just felt like I was going to die!" Tobey Maguire choked on tears.

"Just like you are used to drinking red wine and whiskey, we are also used to drinking white wine."

Little Lizi nodded: "Yes. Toby, you must never drink baijiu with a Chinese person. My God, they can drink this kind of wine like water!"

Chi Yu thought, what he encountered was probably the same wine barrel as himself.

"Unbelievable!" Tobey Maguire was already suppressing the spiciness of liquor with champagne.

"But I think it's delicious. It's just a little spicy." At this moment, Camilla Moloney said suddenly.

Both Xiao Lizi and Tobey Maguire were shocked.

"But the first time you drink it, you should drink it lightly. This wine is very good. And after the hangover, I feel very bad." Chi Yu thought for a while and persuaded him.

Camilla Moloney naturally doesn't drink much.

The four sat in the corner, drinking and chatting.

Little Lizi glanced at the little golden man in Chi Yu's hand, and said, "Chi, you can be careful, don't get drunk later and throw away the little golden man. I was back then, haha!"

As he said that, he talked about the embarrassing incident when he won the Oscar winner.

That night, Xiao Lizi, who finally realized his dream, got drunk after the ceremony.

When he left, the hand that was supposed to hold the Oscar winner statuette turned into a wine bottle.

Fortunately, the staff reminded him that he did not lose his only statuette.

Of course, he didn't lose it.

And in the history of the Oscars, there are many people who lost the statuette.

For example, in the 90th session, Francis McDormand, who won the Best Actress Award for "Three Billboards", was stolen from the glittering statuette when he participated in the after-show party.

McDormand searched inside and out, but couldn't find it, which made her cry bitterly.

Just when they decided to give up, with the help of the on-site security personnel and a photographer, they still caught the thief, and the "little golden man" was finally returned to its original owner.

Afterwards, Francis McDormand's agent later told US Today: "Francis and the statuette are happily reunited, and they will go to In-N-Out Burger for a meal together. "

In history, she was not the only one who lost the Oscar statuette.

Audrey Hepburn, Matt Damon, Angelina Jolie, Jeff Bridges, Alfonso Cuaron have all had similar experiences.

"Don't worry, I definitely won't."

As Chi Yu spoke, he suddenly felt that this was not a good idea, so he changed his mind and said, "Is it possible to store statuettes here? I think it's a bit too ostentatious to always hold them in your hand!"

"Haha! What is showing off?"

Xiao Lizi said contemptuously: "It's obviously because I'm afraid of losing it! But don't worry, generally speaking, it's very difficult to lose it. Besides, don't you think it's not showing off if you don't hold it?"

Tobey Maguire nodded and said: "Chi, tonight, in the whole party, you are the most beautiful person! No one can ignore you!"

This is true.

After all, at this party, he was the only one with the face of a Chinese, and he was so handsome.

As for Chen Wuji, he was too old.

Fu Dalong, almost mean.

Uncle Ge, with his bald head, makes others think that he is also a foreigner.

"Oh, it's really a headache, I'm so damn handsome, I have nowhere to put it!" Chi Yu suddenly said with a sad face.

Xiao Lizi was stunned for a moment, and then also showed sadness: "Yes, I am also suffering from the same pain as you. Toby, how about you?"

Tobey Maguire said with a black line on his face, "Each! Each other!"

"Hahahaha!" The three of them looked at each other, and then burst out laughing.

Camilla Moloney suddenly felt that she should abandon the man next to her who didn't have any self-knowledge?

The three drank for a while, talking and laughing, and then prepared to separate and find someone else to drink.

Xiao Lizi suddenly hooked Chi Yu's shoulder and said loudly, "This is a wonderful night! Don't be alone! Let's have some fun, the youngest actor!"

"It's fun and wonderful now!" Chi Yu didn't know what he meant.

So Xiao Lizi was more straightforward: "There will definitely be young and beautiful girls who will throw themselves into your arms! Mr. Best Actor, when the time comes, don't be shy, and don't refuse!"

After speaking, he raised his eyebrows, turned and left.

The hands were still very dishonest, touching Camilla Moloney below the waist and above the legs.

Salty pork knuckle!
As for Tobey Maguire, Chi Yu always felt that his back was full of sadness.

Looking at him, Chi Yu couldn't help thinking of a line from Zhou Xingxing: "He's like a dog!"

"Is the girl here really so active? Impossible?"

Chi Yu felt that Xiao Lizi was completely alarmist: "Why didn't I meet him at the Golden Globe Awards last time?"

He muttered to himself, while drinking the wine, he looked at the statuette in his hand, with a silly smile on his face.

At this moment, a tall girl appeared in front of him in beautiful high-heeled shoes.

This girl has an excellent figure, with two long legs that make people's eyes nowhere to rest, and some Slavic looks.

It even made Chi Yu feel that this girl is a bit like Arya in "Game of Thrones".

"Hi, Mr. Actor, what are you looking for?" The girl spoke with a German accent.

"Oh, I'm looking for something important... oh, it's not important now." Chi Yu smiled and didn't continue to make up this lie.

And the girl didn't ask: "Dear Mr. Film King, can we have a drink together?"

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