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Chapter 203 Crush on Peach Blossom Spring and the Rhinoceros in Love
"Honey, do you love me?"

On the living room carpet, Di Li Ruobai's two long legs were wrapped around Chi Yu, playing with his chin.

She said that what she likes the most is Chi Yu's chin, which is very sexy.

Then he asked casually, "Honey, do you love me?"

Chi Yu hugged her waist with his backhand, feeling the warmth of the skin: "Love."

"How much love? How much love?"

Di Li Ruobai was like Xiao Jiu, flashing Kazilan's big eyes.

"so love."

"Isn't the answer too fast? You don't care about it at all!"

Di Li Ruobai turned over and straightened Chi Yu's face again: "No, Chi Yu, you repeat."

Chi Yu looked bewildered.

Then he patted her butt, and asked, "Di Li Ruobai, what's wrong with you? No way, what script did you receive again, do you want me to give you the right lines?"

"Oh, no!" Di Li Ruobai twisted her buttocks.

"Really?" Chi Yu didn't quite believe it.

Di Li Ruobai has a habit. When she gets a new script, she always asks Chi Yu to correct her lines.

Therefore, in this case, from the outside world, especially those experts, her acting skills and lines have improved visibly to the naked eye.

If you let them know the truth.

Probably only sighed: "There is an Oscar-winning actor-level training partner behind him, even if he is a pig, his acting skills have to be improved a lot!"

In fact, Di Li Ruobai, who only improved by a small amount, expressed dissatisfaction.

"Well, really not!"

"That's kind of weird."

Chi Yu played with the flesh on her body, and said with a smile: "Why are you asking these all of a sudden? Besides, I remember today, it seems to be Qingming Festival, right? It always feels weird to ask me this on Qingming Festival."

"What's wrong? Chi Yu, you don't want to answer me directly, do you think I'm annoying?"

Di Li Ruobai grabbed Xiao Chiyu, grinned and threatened, "Is it? Is it? Is it?"

"How dare I!" Chi Yu could only raise his hand to beg for mercy.

"No, what's your tone?"

Di Li Ruobai let go, and then stabbed and scratched Chi Yu like a cat: "Hmph! Chi Yu, I'm angry! Hurry up, hurry up!"

"Oh!" Chi Yu yawned.

"Are you coaxing me?"

Di Li Ruobai pursed her lips, and like a little pig again, she slammed on Chi Yu's body.

Arch from top to bottom.

I don't know whether she is threatening or offering benefits.

"Coax! How can I coax?" Chi Yu tried hard to clear his mind.

"Do you still need me to teach you this?"

"You can coax you, but can you shut up first?"

Chi Yu looked helpless, put his hands on Di Li Ruobai's face, and pulled her up: "You're like this, it's not easy for me to think, is it?"

"Cut! I really don't know how to enjoy it!"

Di Li Ruobai bit Chi Yu's finger and muttered, "Okay, please start your performance!"

Chi Yu thought about it, and then sang with a little tune: "You are the most beautiful girl in my heart."

"Then what?" Di Li Ruobai asked while holding her face.

"How can I bear to let you stay?"

As Chi Yu sang, he grinned himself: "Hey, go away!"

"What?"

Di Liruobai frowned, and bit Chi Yu's finger: "Do you dare to say it again?"

Then, still angrily, he stretched out his hand to pinch Chi Yu's face.

"Haha! Just teasing you!"

Chi Yu grabbed Di Li Ruobai's hand: "I like you so much, how could I let you go away?"

"How much do you like it?" Di Li Ruobai asked.

"As much as you like, as much as you like! The moon can represent my heart!"

Chi Yu said, and then asked Di Li Ruobai: "Then Ruobai, do you like me?"

"Nonsense, of course I like it!"

As Di Li Ruobai said, she moved her face closer to Chi Yu, and then pointed to her own eyes: "Look at me, I see you in my eyes!"

Let him look into his own eyes.

So Chi Yu grabbed Di Li Ruobai's chin and kissed it.

After the kiss, he asked again: "Then what do you like about me?"

Di Li Ruobai chuckled, and said, "Well, I like to see you frown tightly and call me a coward."

"..."

Chi Yu thought to himself, when did I call you a coward?
Besides, with your sitting posture like that of a woman, wouldn't your heart hurt in that way?

Di Li Ruobai continued to sing, shaking her head: "Your expression is bigger than a friend's ambiguity."

"Is this how you interpret all the times I frown?"

"Yes, otherwise? What do you mean by frowning?"

"Uh, well, there's nothing wrong with your understanding!"

"Hee hee, then what do you like about me?"

"I like that you are beautiful, gentle, generous and considerate, considerate and full of love, and the key is capable."

Chi Yu met Di Li Ruobai's expectant eyes and said sincerely.

When Di Li Ruobai heard this, her face was full of smiles.

Then he rolled his eyes and asked slyly: "Then I have so many advantages, Chi Yu, do you think you are worthy of Miss Ben?"

"Haha, it doesn't matter whether you deserve it or not."

Chi Yu laughed and rubbed Di Li Ruobai's head: "Think it's you who blinded these beautiful big eyes for nothing!"

"Hey, I love to hear that!"

Di Li Ruobai rubbed against Chi Yu's chin like a cat, and begged in a whiny voice, "Chi Yu, tell me a story."

"it is good."

Chi Yu thought for a while, and then said: "There used to be a couple. The man said 'I don't love you', and the woman said 'I love you'. Suddenly one day, the man 'I don't love you' died. "

Having said that, she then asked Di Li Ruobai: "Then what is the name of the remaining woman?"

Chi Yu didn't tell a story, but a brain teaser.

Di Liruobai rolled her eyes, unexpectedly Chi Yu also talked about earthy love, and grinned: "Hey, I love you!"

"Wrong."

Chi Yu stroked her long hair, laughed, and said, "It should be called, widow."

"..."

Di Li Ruobai rolled her eyes again, and punched Chi Yu hard.

"Ow!"

……

"Wang! Wang Wang!"

Probably the most familiar and friendly thing about the returning Mushroom House is the voice of Little H.

And Chi Yu suddenly found out that after not seeing each other for nearly a year, little H has grown up, and even upgraded from a single dog to a dog with a girlfriend.

It's simply murderous!
"Let's call her Xiao O!" He Jiong said.

"Why?" Zhang Zifeng asked.

Huang Lei immediately got to He Jiong's point, and said, "Because H loves O!"

"..."

Chi Yu felt that this homophonic stalk probably meant deducting money.

Later, they discovered that in addition to an extra dog, there was also an extra cow in the mushroom house here. He Jiong called her Susu because of the advertiser.

So now there are six animals besides the four people in Mushroom House.

Little H and Lantern, as well as Tianba and Diandian were all joined in the last season.

The colored lantern is a muscovy duck. It seemed to be a small gift from Song Changying's mother and son in a certain episode of the previous season.

What started as a little duck is now a big duck.

As for Tianba and Diandian, they were brought by Chen Chichi.

This season, the recording location is a village in western Hunan, XXTJZMZ Zhizhou, Wengcao Village, Morong Town, Guzhang County.

It still adheres to the "self-sufficiency" code of conduct, and also introduces a "rural national situation research" perspective of assistance and observation.

The program team said this: "Use brain power to make a demonstration for the country's villages and audiences across the country, and bring more meaningful inspiration to the audience."

Very tall.

Compared with the guest-centered narrative in the first season, this season, the "Longing for Life" program group made the rise of the countryside one of the core elements of the program's narrative.

Implemented a narrative thread upgrade.

As for how to upgrade, Chi Yu just listened to it while eating that day, so he didn't know the specific differences in the shooting.

"The bright line is to continue to be self-sufficient and have enough food and clothing. In order to eat the dinner they ordered, guests must go up the mountain to pick vegetables and go down the river to fish for fish. When they can't catch them, they also need guests to go to the farmers' market to buy and experience real rural life. .”

Wang Zhengyu said: "At the same time, at the end of each issue, you need to summarize your real observations and experiences into a field investigation report, and then provide real field investigation data for the investigation of the national conditions of the hidden villages."

It has become a social activity.

Wang Zhengyu added: "Because this time the location is far from the nearest farmer's market, it takes two hours to drive back and forth, so in order to save cooking time, the program team provided the mushroom house with a refrigerator to store ingredients."

"So you may only need to go to the farmer's market three or four times this season."

That's not bad.

Then, the program continued to record.

"Welcome everyone, Wengcao Village, Morong Town, Guzhang County, Zhizhou, XXTJZMZ."

Facing the four people who had already prepared their weapons and sat under the pavilion, Wang Zhengyu introduced them without any hesitation.

In the applause of the four, he continued: "This place is a minority village. This year, we have conducted a project of national conditions research and field research with Beijing University, Renmin University and other schools."

"Our research team is divided into two groups."

"The journey of experts and scholars actually started at the same time as everyone. They visited nearby, and then we also experienced and visited, and we may run into each other at that time."

"In the next three months, everyone can try their best to learn about the situation in this village."

"Then put forward some substantive suggestions for this field investigation and national conditions research."

Huang Lei nodded: "Yes, and I suggest that we finally make an investigation report."

Chi Yu didn't speak.

He heard about Beijing University, and then thought of Chi Xiaoqian who was studying there. Her major seemed to be a bit of science, and she was quite sophisticated.

At this time, Wang Zhengyu said again: "Because of the subject of this investigation, we use the limited program funds..."

As soon as Huang Lei heard about the funding, Huang Lei immediately pricked up his ears.

"He talked about funding!"

At the same time, he picked up the weapon that was prepared in advance - the shoes: "Come on, let's talk!"

"Ms. Huang is too scary. I see director Wang Zhengyu trembling a little." Zhang Zifeng said quietly to Chi Yu.

"Remember to pick up your shoes later." Chi Yu reminded.

"Uh, um!" Zhang Zifeng nodded repeatedly.

"Last year, we made a season of agricultural and sideline products, and we sold them later. After the sale, we still have 300 yuan. Anyway, we can't keep it this year, so we will give it all to you." Wang Zhengyu said.

Well, it's a hundred more than last season!
He Jiong said excitedly: "So much? I don't know how to spend it!"

Wang Zhengyu continued: "There are no rules this year. You can see in the house that there is also bacon now, and there are chopped peppers in this jar."

Presumably, he also knows that the rules and the like are actually useless in front of Huang Lei.

And this kind of life program, the rules are really useless.

Friends come, work, eat, chat, sleep, this is enough, basically except for a little excessive work, it is a completely normal life pattern.

So if you add the rules, it will be nonsense.

In the first season, although the rules were stated, they were implemented in the end.

"Wow, chopped peppers! These three words are absolutely unheard!"

He Jiong clapped his hands: "Hearing these three words, my mouth is watering!"

Huang Lei shook his head: "I can't listen either, it's too exciting."

Chi Yu didn't speak, just pursed his lips, and then smiled at Zhang Zifeng who made the same move: "Haha!"

Wang Zhengyu added: "But if you run out, you have to fill it up for me."

When He Jiong heard this, he got up immediately: "We have to check it carefully, we can't just naively think that everything is there if they say it is there."

And when he lifted the lid of one of the jars, his eyes were shining: "It's all chopped peppers! The saliva flowed out immediately!"

This chopped pepper is actually a kind of kimchi.

The history of kimchi in my country can be traced back to the Shang and Zhou dynasties, and it was invented by people for food storage.

The program group provided chopped peppers, radish strips, and rice flower fish.

"awesome!"

Huang Lei checked it, and said with a smile: "Actually, when the guests come, we can just eat chili and rice."

Later, Wang Zhengyu introduced the vegetable field belonging to the Mushroom House. This time, the vegetable field seems to be larger in scale, and there are still rice fields.

"Next to it is the chili field. The rice flower fish is to be raised in the rice field. The rice field has not been plowed yet, so you have to plow it yourself. There is also a radish field on it. Anyway, all the raw materials are there. It depends on how everyone returns them. .”

Wang Zhengyu's introduction task has been completed here.

Huang Lei said: "The main point of this season is that when you go to bed at night, everyone should be prepared, and you will be more angry! Boom boom! Because it's all carrots!"

"Hahahaha!" Everyone laughed.

In the following time, the four of them walked around the village while the time was still there, to get a preliminary understanding of the village.

Then look at the weather and start preparing dinner.

Because at the beginning of this season, the program team still gave a lot of ingredients, so unlike the previous season, they could only eat cakes bitterly at the beginning.

So dinner was very rich.

Scrambled eggs with chopped peppers, fried bacon with chopped peppers, garlic greens, and steamed bacon with rice!
When sitting in front of the stove and lighting the fire, Chi Yu's saliva had already dried up!
Sitting under the gazebo now, looking at these dishes, my mouth is watering again.

"Haha, we still release poison late at night!" Chi Yu said with a smile.

"Haha, there's no other way, we also have to have dinner. If the audience wants to blame, blame the show for being broadcast at night." He Jiong decisively threw the pot away.

After Huang Lei sat down, He Jiong raised his glass and said, "Come on, let's toast first, thank Teacher Huang for cooking!"

For this season's wine, I haven't searched and searched for it, and I still need money.

After eating and drinking, the four of them sat under the pavilion, looking at the dog and Zhang Zifeng, a young girl who was racing with Xiao H and Xiao O, feeling quite comfortable.

"It's so comfortable!" Huang Lei stretched his waist, and then sat in the chair almost lying on the ground.

Then the four of them lay down together in the capital.

"This daylight, and the sound of insects in the mountains, is simply too beautiful. And there is a sumptuous dinner, this life! Hey!" He Jiong looked satisfied.

"Just the air, I feel like my lungs have been washed." Chi Yu took a deep breath.

At night in the mountains of western Hunan, the dew is heavy and the air is damp.

The four of them were sitting in the gazebo. They had just finished eating, and their brains were still temporarily empty.

I haven't finished the wine yet, so I chatted without saying a word, drinking the wine in the tank with the mountain wind blowing, and listening to the calls of unknown insects.

It's so cozy!

Chi Yu gradually wanted to just fall asleep like this.

"It's so quiet. I've never seen such a quiet Shang Hai. It feels like there are only the two of us left in the whole Shang Hai. Look at the lights in the water, it seems..."

"Like a scene from a dream."

"It's as if everything has stopped."

"Everything has stopped. The night has stopped, the moon has stopped, street lamps, swings, you and me, everything has stopped."

Huang Lei and He Jiong matched the lines of "Secret Love in Peach Blossom Land" again.

"Secret Love in Peach Blossom Land" is a play by director Lai Shengchuan. It was premiered in Wanwan in [-] and caused a sensation on the island.

Chi Yu suddenly added a line: "Twilight is the time when my eyesight is the worst. At a glance, the streets are full of beauties. The tall buildings and streets have also changed their usual shapes, like in a movie..."

Because "Secret Love in Peach Blossom Land" is a drama, a drama within a drama.

And there are still two dramas in conflict and fighting.

So Ma Lu's lines in "The Rhino in Love" are not abrupt at all, but have an inexplicable drama.

Huang Lei and He Jiong stopped and looked at Chi Yu.

Chi Yu continued: "You're standing at the corner of the stairs, with a faint, wet, strange smell. I didn't realize you were crying until I passed by."

"That's when it happened."

But at this time, Zhang Zifeng actually said: "I mean 'love'! Where does that feeling come from? From the heart, liver, spleen, blood vessels, which internal organs?"

What she said was clearly the lines in "The Rhinoceros in Love".

"Maybe that day the moon is close to the earth, the sun shines directly on the Tropic of Cancer, the moisture from the ocean brought by the monsoon makes your skin smooth, and the low pressure formed in Mongolia makes your heart beat faster."

"Or maybe it's just your longing from your heart, the turmoil of your menstrual cycle, the light bulb he just changed in his room, the fresh smell of an orange he just ate on his fingers, the sting on your face from a beard he forgot to shave ..."

"The feeling of numbness at the nerve endings under all these effects is the so-called love?"

Huang Lei looked at Zhang Zifeng with relief, this "girl" finally knew how to express herself.

And this line, she also said it with emotion, which is very good.

Chi Yu also talked about another Malu line: "Forget her, forget her, you don't have to suffer anymore, forget her, you don't have to suffer anymore."

"Forget her, forget what you don't have, forget what others have, forget what you lost and what you can't get again in the future."

"Forget about hatred, forget about humiliation, and forget about love!"

"Like a rhino forgetting the grassland, like a water bird forgetting a lake, like a person in hell forgetting heaven, like an amputee forgetting that he used to walk fast!"

"Forgetting is the only thing most people can do, but I decided not to forget her."

To be honest, the lines of the drama are really easy to catch.

The arrangement of the sentences allows a normal person to unconsciously add emotions when reading.

After Chi Yu finished this monologue.

He Jiong and Huang Lei looked at Zhang Zifeng again.

Anyway, it was disappearing, so it was just a small game.

"He has the eyes of a small animal, and his tenderness is like a small beast. The tenderness violates his will and leaks out of his eyes."

Zhang Zifeng then explained another line of Mingming: "He seemed to realize it himself, and acted deliberately rude and unreasonable as if he was ashamed of it, like a little wild animal baring its immature sharp teeth to the sky, making an inviolable appearance. "

"I remembered that one evening, on the top of the third floor, you fell asleep. You were like a child, breathing lightly and quietly. I looked at you, looked at you unscrupulously, approached you, every breath you exhaled, I greedily sucked it into my lungs..."

"It was summer, it was quiet outside, and everything was far away. I was so quietly intoxicated by your breath, thinking that this is the same breath."

"People can live on carbon dioxide, as long as there is... love!"

Clap clap clap!

He Jiong and Huang Lei applauded and said, "Awesome!"

After that, everyone stopped talking about dramas, and started chatting word by word without knowing what the topic was, the kind of words that might be forgotten when you turn around.

The mountain wind passed through the ears, and there was no sound.

Jingle Bell!
Until the sudden ringing of the phone broke the tranquility.

The guests of the first phase have to hear it first!

"coming!"

He Jiong was the first to get up, quickly ran to the house, and took the microphone: "Hello, this is Mushroom House, hello."

"Hello, is this Teacher He Jiong?" A cheerful voice came from the opposite side.

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