My artist wants to quit the entertainment industry every day

Chapter 206 Come on stage, Lisa who wants to work
After finishing the call, Chi Yu was silent for a long time, and went back to sleep.

Silent all night.

The next morning, after breakfast, the three writers were leaving.

When Zhi'an, Yu Hua and Mo Yan left, they left behind three books.

"Ordered", "Alive" and "Life and Death Weary".

"These three books are placed in our mushroom house. It always feels weird." He Jiong said dumbfounded.

"I was ordered to come to the mushroom house, to live longingly, and then, I was tired of life and death every day."

Huang Lei directly exposed He Jiong's dumbfounding. He stood up and patted the dust on his buttocks habitually: "Jiong Jiong, let's go, and go to life and death fatigue now."

"Ah?" He Jiong was stunned for a moment.

"Let's go to the vegetable market. You have to buy the food that the customer ordered yesterday." Huang Lei said.

He Jiong nodded, and then told Chi Yu and Zhang Zifeng: "You two are at home. There are no guests at this time, and I don't know if they will arrive before noon. If they arrive before noon, Chi Yu will do some stuffing first." Fill your belly."

"Okay, okay." Chi Yu agreed.

After He Jiong and Huang Lei left, Chi Yu and Zhang Zifeng had nothing to do.

Just sit in the pavilion and read a book.

Little H and Little O were having fun in the yard, and the colorful lanterns squatted on the wall thinking about duck life. Tianba and Diandian glanced at the sky outside the sheepfold from time to time, and Susu mooed occasionally.

"To Live" is too easy to cause depression, so Chi Yu watched "Life and Death Fatigue".

What Zhang Zifeng was reading was "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance".

Although Chi Yu likes to read, to be honest, he doesn't read much about modern literature.

If there is contact, it is probably the original Chi Yu.

After coming to this world, unless it is needed for filming or scripts, most of his reading is mainly in ancient culture, 24 histories, and some modern historiographical works.

Then there are some western literary works, mainly science fiction and suspense works.

Pure literature is sometimes difficult and boring to read, like those world famous novels, he just read the beginning and didn't read any more.

The book "Life and Death Fatigue" is surprisingly easy to read.

Previously, because of the award-winning halo, Chi Yu always felt that most of Mo Yan's books, such as "Life and Death Fatigue", were esoteric and hard to read, or difficult to read, and boring to read.

However, the very heavy title of "Life and Death Fatigue" was written by Mo Yan in a very playful way.

There are many thoughtful and very humorous dialogues in it, which makes this novel very interesting to read, and you can't stop at the beginning.

During the break in the middle, Chi Yu felt.

"Life and Death Fatigue" is not only interesting but also hearty to read.

After this day's contact, after reading this book again, Chi Yu found that Mo Yan's language is also joking and humorous, and the way of telling stories is also very interesting.

Mo Yan and Yu Hua's recent popularity is due to their fun.

I believe that anyone who has watched Mo Yan's interview video has been amused by his humor.

Most people think that serious literary writers should be very silent and boring, just like those serious literary works.

But I didn't expect that although Mo Yan was not good-looking as his name suggests, he could be so humorous when he opened his mouth.

"Teacher Mo Yan's wind speed is very fast, you know all the stalks like yyds, hahaha I laughed so hard!"

"I didn't expect Teacher Mo Yan to be such an interesting person. I thought he would be very serious."

"When I clicked on this video, I never thought that I would see such a cute Mo Yan!"

"Netizens said that writing has delayed Teacher Mo Yan from becoming an excellent talk show actor!"

"You scald your head and I scald your feet, let's see who's in good health, hahahahaha Teacher Mo Yan really speaks a golden sentence!"

"I'm dying of laughter, I didn't expect you to be such a teacher Mo Yan!"

Mo Yan in reality is interesting, and his writing is even more interesting.

In "Life and Death Fatigue", those romantic and interesting plots are so funny that when Chi Yu read it, he couldn't help laughing out loud.

Chi Yu never thought that Mo Yan actually wrote himself into the book, and even made a merciless self-mockery.

"This kid Mo Yan is really good at fooling around."

"Mo Yan's gluttony is famous all over the world."

Really, awesome.

In "Life and Death Fatigue", there are naturally many sad scenes, but what makes Chi Yu feel very strange is that in the last second, he felt like he was about to cry, but in the next second, he was quickly amused.

Chi Yu found that reading "Life and Death Fatigue" felt like being repeatedly stimulated and pulled by two extremely strong but completely opposite emotions at the same time.

Mo Yan uses a comic language and way of telling, injecting lightness and joy into the story.

Readers, when they are in extreme pain, laugh out loud, so as to get relief from the corners of their hearts.

No wonder, after watching "Life and Death Are Fatigued", Yu Hua would blurt out: "Fuck, the writing is so awesome, what the hell!"

Three consecutive classic national curses.

"Fuck, the writing is so awesome, what the hell!"

After watching the first "Donkey Tossing", Chi Yu not only uttered a sentence of Yu Hua's divine comment.

And the last two paragraphs are still echoing in his mind——

I closed my eyes and heard someone shouting in the yard:
"Grab, rob, take away the grain of the independent households! Kill, kill, kill the lame donkeys of the independent households!"

I heard the wailing of the hostess and the children, and the fighting of the hungry during the scramble.I felt a sudden blow in the middle of the head, and my spirit was out of my body, hanging in the air, watching the people chopping up the carcass of a donkey into countless pieces.

At this time, the sunlight is also cut into countless pieces by the leaves.

"This book is so interesting." Zhang Zifeng put down "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance".

This is a book with a strange name, but the content is similar to that kind of spiritual journey book, with a touch of philosophy in literature and art, which is most suitable for reading by young people in literature and art.

Generally speaking, literary and artistic youths who like to act aggressively should have a copy of "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance" on the bookshelf.

The other book must be "Tao and Postpartum Nursing Techniques for Sows".

……

On the only way to the mushroom house.

Two cars were driving in tandem.

In the car in front, on the back seat, a girl with a face like a doll asked the staff in front, "How long will it take to get to the mushroom house?"

"It's just ahead."

While talking, the car stopped in front of a village, namely Wengcao Village.

Four young girls got off the front and back of the car.

These four girls, standing there, look cold and sweet, sassy and charming, pure and cute, lustful and cold... what kind of contradictions are these?

What caught their eyes was the typical Miao architecture, with black tiles and wooden walls, scattered on the hillside layer upon layer according to the trend of the mountain.

Surrounded by green mountains, it is a quiet and beautiful Wengcao Village.

"It's so beautiful!" The girl with a bit of a boobs said in a sweet voice.

"How come they are so beautiful? Wow, look at their clothes, they are so beautiful!" The girl from Yazi, who was a bit tricky and not easy to mess with, was also full of surprise.

"Do they always wear it like this? Or do they only wear it on special festivals?" The one who spoke had the look of a big lady.

"Can we wear it?" The last one was a doll girl whose eyes were sucked away before she regained her senses.

What they saw were some villagers in national costumes.

Gorgeous colors, exquisite embroidery, birds and beasts, insects, fish, flowers and plants, complex styles, lifelike, amazing.

"They probably wear it like this at ordinary times." The guide said in a vague way.

The translator added: "It's not very good to disturb the daily life of the villagers."

The four were a little disappointed, and then shouted: "Let's go to the mushroom house quickly, they must have been waiting very anxiously."

So a group of more than a dozen people, including guides, translators and staff, walked towards the mushroom house along the wide and narrow paths.

Along the way, from time to time, I was attracted by various scenery.

Weeds and flowers on the side of the road, the stream in the gutter, a small fish swimming, and the faint singing.

The guide also introduced to them: "The average altitude of this village is 600m. It is a pure Miao mountain village, and it is the fourth batch of traditional villages in Huaguo."

This is a new addition to the program.

Because of the addition of foreign guests, it is very necessary to give them some popular science about domestic things, especially the Wengcao Village in front of us, the filming location of the mushroom house.

"The fourth batch?"

"Yes, because there are many traditional villages, they need to be registered batch by batch."

The guide said, and then introduced: "This village has more than 180 households and more than 800 people. There are dry land and paddy fields. The villagers mainly grow rice, corn, soybeans and other crops. It is a typical traditional agricultural village inhabited by the Meow people."

"The Meow is one of the 56 ethnic groups, right?"

"That's right. The Meows are the top four ethnic groups among the ethnic minorities in Huaguo."

The guide said: "This nation is very ancient, and has experienced five major migrations in history, and now there are their tribes all over the world."

"Of course, it is mainly distributed in Guizhou, Hunan, Hubei, Sichuan, Yunnan, Guangxi, Qiong and other provinces in China, as well as Lancang, Jiaozhi, Siam and other places in Southeast Asia."

"Ah? Do we have it over there?" Doll looked shocked.

She is Siamese, and then frowned: "But I have never seen it before?"

It's right if you haven't seen it.

The guide shook his head: "I don't know either. It's written in the information. Haha!"

While joking, after a transformation, they saw ahead, the pavilion of the mushroom house stretching out in midair like a bird.

"That's the mushroom house," said the guide.

"Wow! Are we there yet?!"

The doll-like girl asked in surprise.

"Yes, it has arrived."

"Should we shout here and let them come and pick us up?" someone said.

"Hey, how about we sneak up and scare them?" Someone suggested.

The guide thought to himself, with the different colors of the four of you, you might be really scary.

Her current function has disappeared, and the moment she brought these four to the mushroom house, she has completed her task.

The section of the road ahead is left to the four and the translator.

"Shh!"

So after discussing with each other, the four of them walked forward quietly based on the principle that we are all little fairies, and the host will not be angry if we are so funny.

After crossing a stone bridge, you can almost see the people sitting in the pavilion.

"They're right inside the pavilion, all bent down!"

"Don't talk either!"

When they came to the steps under the yard, they turned their heads and waved to the staff, signaling them not to make any sound of reminder.

Afterwards, the four little fairies touched it quietly.

Then the four heads stretched out in the fence, putting on a cold expression.

It is very similar, the face of the homeroom teacher who appeared outside the window during evening self-study, and the classic expressions of Huanzhu Gegeli and Rong Nunnies.

At this time, Chi Yu and Zhang Zifeng were no longer reading.

The two were sitting in the pavilion, playing with little H and little O.

"Brother, why does little H don't seem to like playing with little O? I think he just plays by himself, and he doesn't want to play with little O at all." Zhang Zifeng scratched little H's chin while worrying about the married life of the two dogs .

"It's probably because I've been single for a long time, and I haven't adapted to the life of two people." Chi Yu said, kneading Xiao O's face, making her smile.

Hehehehe!

Little O just ran around chasing the ball by himself, and now he is panting.

"Ah? Could it be like this?" Zhang Zifeng looked puzzled.

She looked up at Chi Yu, and then saw four faces hanging between the railings.

"what!"

Zhang Zifeng let out a yell, and the scared soul came out, and the person also took off directly from the chair, and instantly moved behind Chi Yu, grabbing his arm.

Chi Yu was also taken aback by her, stood up and turned around to look.

I saw four speechless faces.

These four are the most popular girl group in Seoul, called Blackpink, which is the girl group that Lisa belonged to when they met at the Paris Fashion Week show.

"Hahahaha!"

Seeing the success of their work, these four people walked up the steps with a laugh and pushed open the door of the mushroom house.

The one running at the front was Lisa: "Chi Yu Oppa!"

She happily came to Chi Yu, wanting to hug him, but a little embarrassed.

Fortunately, Chi Yu stretched out his arms and gave her a hug: "Welcome to the Mushroom House."

The other three were meeting for the first time, so naturally they couldn't hug directly.

After letting go of Lisa, Chi Yu shook hands with the aggressive Jennie, the big sister-headed Jisoo, and the unruly Rose.

In Seoul dialect: "Welcome to Mushroom House!"

"Chiyu Ouba! It's the first time we meet, please take care of me!"

The three of them, like Lisa, all called Chi Yu Ouba.

Although they are a popular girl group, they are still not enough to watch compared to Oscar winners like Chi Yu.

On the side of Seoul, especially a place with a formidable status.

"Let me introduce you. This is Zhang Zifeng, my sister in Mushroom House."

In order to take care of Zhang Zifeng, Chi Yu used English, and then introduced the four to Zhang Zifeng in Mandarin: "Blackpink, a girl group in Seoul, Lisa, Jennie, Jisoo, and Rose."

It's a fun mix, everyone has their own personalities and it's easy to tell everyone apart.

This is commendable and unimaginable among the girl groups in Seoul.

Fans of Blackpink, summed up the advantages of four people:
Jisoo's face, Jennie's shoulders and chest, Rose's waist, Lisa's legs.

First up is Jisoo Kim Ji Soo.

She is "April in the world", with a strong sense of variety, a kind of intellectual big sister feeling, casual and straightforward.

Jisoo is the face, Jisoo whose dance and figure are not eye-catching, the typhoon is the same as the appearance, sweet and gentle, loved by most people.

Her calm and spiritual face is the best face in the team's unanimous opinion.

Then there is Jennie Jin Zhini.

She is "Chanel on earth", the ACE in the group, omnipotent in dancing, singing and rap, with a fat face of a baby, soft and cute personality, and a spokesperson for "milk fierceness".

Jennie's figure is generally the most balanced and superior, and she has all the beautiful features of a girl.

There are breasts, sexy clavicles, and right-angled shoulders with a sense of line but no edges, and are wide but not wider than the hip width.

Then there is Rose Park Chae Young.

She is a "wild rose in the world", with a sense of extravagance and a touch of prickly, the sexiest girl in the group, a bit of a classical beauty, with slender eyes that are charming.

Moreover, she still has the look of "people don't talk too much, sister society".

Rose's legs are not long enough, but she has an ant-slender waist, white and slender, and it can be encircled lightly with a light grip.

Finally there is Lisa.

She is a "Barbie in the world", and she is in charge of dancing. She claims to be 167 feet tall and 105 feet long, with wide shoulders and straight waist.

She is also the funniest and most shaky one in the team.

Because Lisa is so hot and handsome, so Blackpink is also called yes, Lisa and her three wives also formed pork belly cp, really silly cp, and lychee cp...

It has to be said that the program team is also awesome, and they have extended their hands abroad so quickly.

And as soon as he reached out, he invited the hottest girl group at the moment.

Especially Lisa, her sexy solo dance in 3# black and white tones in the "LILI's FILM" series, some time ago, almost dominated the screen.

It is amazing that the screen is full of long legs.

The line sense of the dance is so good that it explodes. It is pleasing to watch her dance.

And her entire "LILI's FILM" also made people comment: "You only need to give Lisa a floor and a balcony!"

……

The arrival of the four broke the tranquility of the mushroom house in the morning.

Chi Yu suddenly discovered that, probably for the convenience of communication and the smooth recording of the program, the program team directly engaged in simultaneous interpretation!
Of course, in the camera, Chi Yu still speaks both languages.

It is mainly the so-called habit of speaking with whomever you meet.

"Oba, what are we going to do?"

After watching the inside and outside of the mushroom house, sitting in the pavilion, and the four girls chirping for a while, Lisa asked, "Do we need to work? Transplanting seedlings, catching fish, or collecting honey?"

"Yeah, transplanting rice seedlings is fun, I want to plant rice seedlings!"

"I want to catch fish!"

"I want to collect honey!"

Probably watched the last season of "Longing for Life", or had some understanding.

So before they finished their sip of water, they were already clamoring to go to work.

Probably the group of guests who are most obsessed with work in the history of the Mushroom House program.

"We don't have to work in the morning."

Chi Yu's answer made them a little disappointed, and he immediately said, "However, since our chef goes to the vegetable market to buy vegetables, we need to take care of lunch by ourselves."

　Yesterday I was taken away for a barbecue, and I drank more wine, so I didn't update the chapter of the evening.Definitely another chapter tonight! ! !Thank you Piaomiao Qingtian, book friend 20200226115132472, and the monthly pass of the excuse for breaking up! ! !
　　
　
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